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-	All right, bye.[br]-	(door opens)

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I just got off the[br]phone with your mom.

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She's gonna work late,

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so I’ll hang out[br]‘till your dad…

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I don't care.

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(door slams)

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What's wrong with her?

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Who?

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♪ I can eat my dinner... ♪

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Everything okay?

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MISSY:[br]Leave me alone.

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Did something happen at school?

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Go away.

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Are you sure you don’t want[br]to talk about it?

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No!

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♪ 'Cause nothing compares ♪

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I'm going number one.

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♪ Nothing compares... ♪

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(door closes)

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(door opens)

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-	Hey.[br]-	Welcome home.

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What's going on?

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Mary’s working late,[br]Sheldon’s in the garage,

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and Missy’s in her room[br]hating the world.

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What's wrong with Missy?

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My guess is a boy.

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And I hope you like this song,[br]because it’s in heavy rotation.

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I'll go talk to her.

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That's not a good idea.

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Mm, Missy and I kind of have[br]a father-daughter thing.

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Maybe you[br]and cute, little Missy.

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This is pre-teen, angry Missy.

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You haven't met her yet.

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I got this.

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Hmm. (chuckles softly)

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Dumb and confident—[br]my favorite combination.

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♪ All the flowers[br]that you planted, Mama… ♪

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-	(knocks)[br]-	Missy?

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♪ All died when you went away ♪

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♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

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♪ I know[br]that living with you… ♪

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I was listening to that.

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Thought you might want to talk.

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That’s why the door was shut[br]and the music was loud--

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'cause I want to talk.

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Okay. Okay.

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(clears throat)

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If this is about a[br]boy, I know it feels

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like the end of[br]the world, but

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I promise you’re gonna have[br]other boyfriends.

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I don’t want other boyfriends.[br]I want Marcus.

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Well, you feel that way now,[br]but you’re only 11.

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So my feelings don't matter?

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Uh...

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Hey, how about[br]we go get some ice cream?

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I'm not a child.

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-	Just trying to help.[br]-	Leave me alone!

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(sighs)

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♪ Baby, was sometimes hard... ♪

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Clearly.

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(door opens)

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-	Did you not see the sign?[br]-	I did.

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It’s not legally[br]binding. I asked Dad.

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What are you doing?

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-	Getting rid of my stupid toys.[br]-	Hmm.

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Even your Cabbage Patch doll?

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-	I don’t need a doll.[br]-	Good.

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She was starting[br]to smell like actual cabbage.

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Why are you taking that down?

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It's time to grow up.

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Leave it there.

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You don't even like[br]Cyndi Lauper.

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No, but it’s part[br]of my daily routine.

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Every morning I wake up,[br]look over there and wonder,

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"Why is she standing like this?"

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Too bad. It's my room.

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It's my room, too.

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Yeah, and I don't get a say

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in any of your stupid posters.

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These are the smartest men[br]who ever lived,

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so if anyone’s stupid,[br]it’s you for saying that.

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Shut up!

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You're very irritable.

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This might be why[br]you’re having boy problems.

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Put that down!

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MISSY:[br]No!

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SHELDON:[br]Missy, I mean it!

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MISSY:[br]I don’t care!

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SHELDON:[br]It’s mine! Give it back!

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What did you do?!

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What the hell’s[br]going on in here?!

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Look what she did!

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-	It’s his fault![br]-	That’s enough out of both of you!

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I told you not[br]to come in here. Go!

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Now!

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You want [br]to explain yourself?

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(crying)

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We'll get you another picture.

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I don’t want another picture.[br]I want this one.

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I told you not to go in there.

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It's my room!

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Hey, you watch your tone!

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(door opens)

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What's going on?

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Missy tore my Professor[br]Proton picture,

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and now Dad's yelling at me.

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You yelled first.[br]He yelled first.

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(sighs):[br]I’ll take care of this.

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You don’t even know[br]what happened.

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Did she tear up his picture?

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Well, yeah, she did.

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Honestly, I can’t leave[br]this house for five minutes

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without everything[br]falling apart.

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I was handling it.

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Obviously.

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(sighs):[br]You yelled first.

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Missy Cooper, you apologize[br]to your brother

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right this second.

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(crying):[br]No.

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I am not gonna[br]tell you again.

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Why do you always[br]take his side?

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I do not.

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Yes, you do.[br]Everybody does.

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I hate this family.

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You are grounded,[br]young lady.

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Fine!

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It is fine!

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Hmm, thanks for handling that.