WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.883 - All right, bye. - (door opens) 00:00:00.883 --> 00:00:02.830 I just got off the phone with your mom. 00:00:02.830 --> 00:00:04.053 She's gonna work late, 00:00:04.053 --> 00:00:05.614 so I’ll hang out ‘till your dad… 00:00:05.614 --> 00:00:06.597 I don't care. 00:00:06.386 --> 00:00:08.439 (door slams) 00:00:10.004 --> 00:00:12.106 What's wrong with her? 00:00:13.058 --> 00:00:14.970 Who? 00:00:14.970 --> 00:00:16.570 ♪ I can eat my dinner... ♪ 00:00:16.599 --> 00:00:18.614 Everything okay? 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:20.083 MISSY: Leave me alone. 00:00:20.083 --> 00:00:23.126 Did something happen at school? 00:00:23.126 --> 00:00:24.361 Go away. 00:00:24.575 --> 00:00:27.736 Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it? 00:00:27.736 --> 00:00:29.128 No! 00:00:29.128 --> 00:00:32.491 ♪ 'Cause nothing compares ♪ 00:00:32.491 --> 00:00:34.914 I'm going number one. 00:00:34.914 --> 00:00:36.317 ♪ Nothing compares... ♪ 00:00:36.317 --> 00:00:38.112 (door closes) 00:00:38.112 --> 00:00:38.820 (door opens) 00:00:38.820 --> 00:00:41.465 - Hey. - Welcome home. 00:00:41.465 --> 00:00:42.870 What's going on? 00:00:42.870 --> 00:00:45.852 Mary’s working late, Sheldon’s in the garage, 00:00:45.852 --> 00:00:48.606 and Missy’s in her room hating the world. 00:00:48.674 --> 00:00:49.958 What's wrong with Missy? 00:00:49.958 --> 00:00:51.557 My guess is a boy. 00:00:51.557 --> 00:00:56.381 And I hope you like this song, because it’s in heavy rotation. 00:00:56.381 --> 00:00:58.338 I'll go talk to her. 00:00:58.398 --> 00:00:59.887 That's not a good idea. 00:00:59.887 --> 00:01:02.539 Mm, Missy and I kind of have a father-daughter thing. 00:01:02.539 --> 00:01:04.739 Maybe you and cute, little Missy. 00:01:04.739 --> 00:01:07.430 This is pre-teen, angry Missy. 00:01:07.581 --> 00:01:09.819 You haven't met her yet. 00:01:09.819 --> 00:01:11.995 I got this. 00:01:11.995 --> 00:01:14.195 Hmm. (chuckles softly) 00:01:14.195 --> 00:01:17.761 Dumb and confident— my favorite combination. 00:01:17.761 --> 00:01:20.739 ♪ All the flowers that you planted, Mama… ♪ 00:01:20.739 --> 00:01:23.376 - (knocks) - Missy? 00:01:25.781 --> 00:01:29.143 ♪ All died when you went away ♪ 00:01:29.143 --> 00:01:33.958 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 00:01:33.998 --> 00:01:36.823 ♪ I know that living with you… ♪ 00:01:36.890 --> 00:01:39.115 I was listening to that. 00:01:39.115 --> 00:01:40.811 Thought you might want to talk. 00:01:40.841 --> 00:01:42.859 That’s why the door was shut and the music was loud-- 00:01:42.859 --> 00:01:44.483 'cause I want to talk. 00:01:44.483 --> 00:01:46.323 Okay. Okay. 00:01:46.323 --> 00:01:48.652 (clears throat) 00:01:52.004 --> 00:01:54.511 If this is about a boy, I know it feels 00:01:54.511 --> 00:01:56.119 like the end of the world, but 00:01:56.119 --> 00:01:58.318 I promise you’re gonna have other boyfriends. 00:01:58.318 --> 00:02:01.265 I don’t want other boyfriends. I want Marcus. 00:02:01.265 --> 00:02:04.311 Well, you feel that way now, but you’re only 11. 00:02:04.405 --> 00:02:07.039 So my feelings don't matter? 00:02:07.173 --> 00:02:09.257 Uh... 00:02:10.428 --> 00:02:12.161 Hey, how about we go get some ice cream? 00:02:12.161 --> 00:02:14.363 I'm not a child. 00:02:14.413 --> 00:02:17.544 - Just trying to help. - Leave me alone! 00:02:20.263 --> 00:02:22.631 (sighs) 00:02:25.041 --> 00:02:28.526 ♪ Baby, was sometimes hard... ♪ 00:02:29.778 --> 00:02:30.557 Clearly. 00:02:30.557 --> 00:02:32.237 (door opens) 00:02:32.237 --> 00:02:34.230 - Did you not see the sign? - I did. 00:02:34.230 --> 00:02:36.926 It’s not legally binding. I asked Dad. 00:02:36.926 --> 00:02:38.312 What are you doing? 00:02:38.312 --> 00:02:41.122 - Getting rid of my stupid toys. - Hmm. 00:02:41.122 --> 00:02:42.527 Even your Cabbage Patch doll? 00:02:42.527 --> 00:02:44.399 - I don’t need a doll. - Good. 00:02:44.399 --> 00:02:47.261 She was starting to smell like actual cabbage. 00:02:49.987 --> 00:02:51.959 Why are you taking that down? 00:02:51.959 --> 00:02:53.653 It's time to grow up. 00:02:53.653 --> 00:02:54.982 Leave it there. 00:02:54.982 --> 00:02:56.637 You don't even like Cyndi Lauper. 00:02:56.637 --> 00:02:58.738 No, but it’s part of my daily routine. 00:02:58.738 --> 00:03:01.092 Every morning I wake up, look over there and wonder, 00:03:01.092 --> 00:03:02.832 "Why is she standing like this?" 00:03:02.832 --> 00:03:04.599 Too bad. It's my room. 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:06.005 It's my room, too. 00:03:06.005 --> 00:03:07.104 Yeah, and I don't get a say 00:03:07.104 --> 00:03:08.991 in any of your stupid posters. 00:03:08.991 --> 00:03:10.552 These are the smartest men who ever lived, 00:03:10.552 --> 00:03:12.971 so if anyone’s stupid, it’s you for saying that. 00:03:12.971 --> 00:03:14.152 Shut up! 00:03:14.248 --> 00:03:15.499 You're very irritable. 00:03:15.499 --> 00:03:17.511 This might be why you’re having boy problems. 00:03:19.344 --> 00:03:20.516 Put that down! 00:03:20.516 --> 00:03:21.564 MISSY: No! 00:03:21.564 --> 00:03:23.400 SHELDON: Missy, I mean it! 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:24.800 MISSY: I don’t care! 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:27.315 SHELDON: It’s mine! Give it back! 00:03:27.315 --> 00:03:29.343 What did you do?! 00:03:29.351 --> 00:03:30.986 What the hell’s going on in here?! 00:03:30.986 --> 00:03:32.096 Look what she did! 00:03:32.096 --> 00:03:34.746 - It’s his fault! - That’s enough out of both of you! 00:03:34.799 --> 00:03:37.366 I told you not to come in here. Go! 00:03:37.366 --> 00:03:39.427 Now! 00:03:41.352 --> 00:03:43.613 You want to explain yourself? 00:03:46.045 --> 00:03:48.317 (crying) 00:03:57.171 --> 00:03:58.496 We'll get you another picture. 00:03:58.496 --> 00:04:01.508 I don’t want another picture. I want this one. 00:04:01.508 --> 00:04:02.802 I told you not to go in there. 00:04:02.802 --> 00:04:03.742 It's my room! 00:04:03.742 --> 00:04:05.531 Hey, you watch your tone! 00:04:05.531 --> 00:04:07.066 (door opens) 00:04:07.066 --> 00:04:08.501 What's going on? 00:04:08.501 --> 00:04:10.636 Missy tore my Professor Proton picture, 00:04:10.636 --> 00:04:11.758 and now Dad's yelling at me. 00:04:11.758 --> 00:04:14.106 You yelled first. He yelled first. 00:04:14.171 --> 00:04:16.106 (sighs): I’ll take care of this. 00:04:16.106 --> 00:04:17.516 You don’t even know what happened. 00:04:17.516 --> 00:04:19.126 Did she tear up his picture? 00:04:19.126 --> 00:04:21.035 Well, yeah, she did. 00:04:21.035 --> 00:04:23.235 Honestly, I can’t leave this house for five minutes 00:04:23.235 --> 00:04:25.037 without everything falling apart. 00:04:25.037 --> 00:04:26.672 I was handling it. 00:04:26.732 --> 00:04:28.207 Obviously. 00:04:28.207 --> 00:04:31.919 (sighs): You yelled first. 00:04:32.286 --> 00:04:34.719 Missy Cooper, you apologize to your brother 00:04:34.764 --> 00:04:35.870 right this second. 00:04:35.870 --> 00:04:37.033 (crying): No. 00:04:37.033 --> 00:04:39.259 I am not gonna tell you again. 00:04:39.259 --> 00:04:41.545 Why do you always take his side? 00:04:41.545 --> 00:04:42.913 I do not. 00:04:42.913 --> 00:04:45.097 Yes, you do. Everybody does. 00:04:45.097 --> 00:04:47.251 I hate this family. 00:04:47.251 --> 00:04:49.103 You are grounded, young lady. 00:04:49.103 --> 00:04:50.979 Fine! 00:04:50.979 --> 00:04:53.147 It is fine! 00:04:55.092 --> 00:04:57.079 Hmm, thanks for handling that.