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*# Who, stole my heart away
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*# Who, makes me dream all day
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*# Dreams I know can never come true
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*# Seems as though I'll ever be blue
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*# Who, means my happiness
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*# Who, would I answer yes to
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*# To none other than you
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*# No one, but you!
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STAGE ACTOR (AS KING CLAUDIUS)
Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
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Moreover that we much did long to see you,
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The need we have to use you did provoke
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Our hasty sending. Something have you heard
Of Hamlet’s transformation, so call it,
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Sith nor th’ exterior nor the inward man Resembles that it was.
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What it should be,
More than his father’s death, that thus hath put him
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So much from th’ understanding of himself
I cannot dream of.
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I entreat you both
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That, being of so young days brought up with him
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And sith so neighbored to his youth and havior,
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so by your companies
To draw him on to pleasures, and to gather
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So much as from occasion you may glean,
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Whether aught to us unknown afflicts him thus
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STAGE ACTOR (AS QUEEN GERTRUDE)
Good gentlemen,
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he hath much talked of you,
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And sure I am two men there is not living
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To whom he more adheres.
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If it will please you
To show us so much
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gentry and goodwill
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As to expend your time with us awhile
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For the supply and profit of our hope,
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Your visitation shall receive such thanks
As fits a king’s remembrance.
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Somebody's just walking out.
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STAGE ACTOR (AS ROSENCRANTZ)
Sovereign power you have of us,
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Put your dread pleasures more into command
Than to entreaty.
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STAGE ACTOR (AS GUILDENSTERN)
But we both obey, And here give up ourselves in the full bent
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GUY: What a pleasure
in this day and age
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to hear the language
so beautifully spoken.
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Dear, dear, I'm not walking out.
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I just have to deal for a piss, you see.
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Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz.
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And I beseech you instantly to visit
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Wait and listen.
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Go, some of you,
And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.
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Heavens make our presence and our practices…
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[CLEARING THROAT]
Going to the… excuse me.
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# Our hope for years to come,
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# Our shelter from the stormy blast,
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# And our eternal home.
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# Before the hills in order stood, #
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No soap.
There's never any soap.
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Do I want to be sick?
- Huh?
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No, no, not yet.
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Hmm. You know, you remind me of a stoker I once knew.
[MUSIC PLAYING] [APPLAUSE]
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My dear lady, I do assure you,
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that I am an old friend
of the leading actor.
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We were at Cambridge together.
Young men together at university.
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They've come such a long way
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one should simply
put the head around the door.
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My Pass... My Pass...
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I'm sure I'm not the first person to remark
on your pronounced resemblance
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to the late Ernest Bevin.
It is most striking.
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You could be sisters.
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Oh, yes
striking looks, I know,
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but quite amusing. Mmm-hmm.
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One seems such a villain.
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And I guess I am,
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Oh, uh, hurry up.
I'm not feeling at all well.
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Oh, dear.Thank you.
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Thank you.
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The drink, the drink.
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It's the drink!
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Aren't you feeling well?
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Yes, thank you,
I am perfectly all right.
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Well, I'll get the woman.
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I'm in a French faux.
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Oh, run that tap, for God's sake.
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- Oh, yes.
- I wouldn't care,
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but it's only the interval.
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If you want to come round and be sick
you might at least save it
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for the end of the performance.
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Oh, Pears soap.
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Who are you? And who is that boy outside?
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Boy? Outside?
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I do not know. I have not seen that one before.
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Can I get one of these?
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I love your frock.
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You are very rude. Are you from the embassy?
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Not exactly.
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Well, there can not be many other English
in Moscow, who are you?
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I was at Cambridge with Hamlet.
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Well, why do not we tell him that you are here?
He's only down the corridor.
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All in good time. The question is, are we as welcome as ever?
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I know your face.
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Craven A, for your throat's sake, Mmm.
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Are you enjoying the play?
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I'm adoring it.
I like the local Laertes.
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The stockings are good.
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Yes, that's what he thinks.
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It looks like a pair of King Edwards has been put on.
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How do you like Moscow?
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Oh, I hate it darling.
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I can not understand what those Three Sisters are all about.
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It gives the play a very sinister bias.
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The second act begins, please.
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Ah, a drink would help.
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Begin the second act, please.
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Do not you think you've had enough?
All right.
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If you're not at the embassy, what do you do?
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I establish contacts.
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Are you press?
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Something similar, yes.
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You're not feeling sick again?
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Uh, you know, I think I am, rather
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Oh, God.
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One of the few lessons I've learned in my life
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is that when we're going to be sick,
it's always in threes.
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Your call, Miss Browne.
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Yes, here it comes.
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Oh, God! I'll send somebody in.
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Miss Browne, your call!
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- I must go.
- Oh God!
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Do try to feel better. And go home.
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Yes.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry...
- I'm a sloppy one.
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Guy.
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Guy!
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But I will delve one yard below their mines,
And blow them at the moon:
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I have a dressing room for me finally.
You have the ways of a snake
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- I am delighted
- Good. I am very happy...
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This man shall set me packing:
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I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.
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Mother, good night. Indeed
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Is now most still, most secret and most grave,
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Where is Charles?
who was in life
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a foolish prating knave.
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Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you.
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You're cutting fine, darling.
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Guess who I've just seen
coming down the corridor?
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- Who?
- Guy Burgess
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- Who?
- Guy Burgess, dear.
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The spy. The lost diplomat.
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Ah, my good lord,
what have I seen tonight!
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What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?
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Guy Burgess?
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How does Hamlet?
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Mad as the sea...
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Mad as the sea and wind when both contend
Which is the mightier.
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In his lawless fit,
Behind the arras hearing something stir,
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He whips his rapier out,
and cries, "A rat, a rat!"
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And in his brainish apprehension kills
The unseen good old man.
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Oh, heavy deed!
It had been so with us had we been there.
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His liberty is full of threats to all,
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To you yourself, to us, to everyone.
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I do not want to open my mind.
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I would not like to eat cabbage
for breakfast at my house.
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Why should I eat cabbage for breakfast here?
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Well, it's a good job, I like beets,
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Otherwise it would return
on the skin and bones.
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Do not push, Madam.
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- Mum must be the word, truly.
- Why?
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Well, we do not want any
calling The Express.
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If anyone's going to dinner tonight, knock on my door.
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He's got fatter.
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Did you know him?
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Oh, I used to run across him years ago,
the way it was done, you know
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- You're rather that way, aren't you?
- What way?
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Left.
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Oh. I was. Everyone was in those days.
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I like him. Despite the fact
that he was sick in my basin.
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Really?
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Bags of charm. "Yes."
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But you're right, I would not want to convert
to The Express in my worst enemy
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- Drink?
- I would love to.
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Where is it gone? My drink!
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My cigarettes.
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My soap!
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That rogue!
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The bag has fallen.
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Thank you.
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- Sleep Cap?
- Please!
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Hot, hot, hot.
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- Is your room hotter?
- Boiling.
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I am sure it's all part
of the cold war
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No plug.
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Secret store.
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Oh!
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Have you found any bugs?
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- Come again?
- Bugs!
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- Have you found any bugs?
- Bugs? No, mine is very clean.
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Oh.
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Wonderful rooms!
Every convenience.
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- All same.
- But I have one complaint.
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Oh, what is that, please?
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Well, in view
of the splendid achievements
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Of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
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I think, at least, they might put a plug in the sink.
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What?
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It's like playing Private lives in
the Wednesday matinee in Oldham.
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I'll tell you something else. "Mmm?"
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You can go off caviar.
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Who came?
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Thank you.
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Please, how do I get there?
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Well, somebody must be able to tell me how to get there.
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This is ridiculous. Haven't you got
a street directory an A to Z?
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- Well, uh... Can I get a taxi?
- No taxi.
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- Do you have problems?
- Oh no. No.
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Taxi!
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Excuse me, do you know where this is?
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Thank you.
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Good. I just want to know
where the place is.
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How do I get there?
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I thought that's what embassies were for.
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You have to remember,
that the gentleman in question was a spy.
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In England he would be languishing
in jail.
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He's rather languishing here actually.
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Bring a tape measure.
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Bring a tape measure?
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Mr Burgess
has asked me to lunch.
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With a tape measure?
- caring for his waistline.
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Well, you can not stop me from going to lunch.
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It is a free country.
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or enough, is not it?
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Have lunch here. It's Tuesday.
There is fish with rice and boiled egg. It is delicious.
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It's Tuesday.
There is fish with rice and hard-boiled egg.
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Tessa doesn't think
we take it seriously.
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Was he a friend of yours?
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He popped by my dressing room
last night and threw up in the basin.
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It was love at first sight.
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First impressions are always the best.
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You never had any contact with him before?
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No.
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You didn't meet him when he was
at the Foreign Office?
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No.
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- On the BBC?
- No.
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- What about Maclean?
- No!
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Strange to pass by his dressing room.
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- The ladies are exactly their path.
- Are they yours?
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Of course, if all that happened to him
was that he felt bad, that would explain.
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He was coming around to see one of the actors.
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Which one?
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You are not being paid for The Daily Express, are you?
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They are very keen to take the glove.
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I should give up the idea.
Eat with us. Come on.
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I have no intention of having
lunch with you. He has asked me to call.
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Do you know where this is?
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Oh, Tessa does not know, do you, Tessa?
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Well, Tessa is very thin.
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Tessa's interest is to waste time.
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Until she gets her face on the front page
of Country Life.
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After the advertisements.
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of special tables.
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00:21:10,641 --> 00:21:13,474
Stalin is dead.
253
00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:22,152
Exchanges are taking place.
254
00:21:23,161 --> 00:21:24,719
You, the Old Vic theater.
No overtures, I admit.
255
00:21:24,801 --> 00:21:28,555
But the preparatory tuning
of the overtures.
256
00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:35,230
For the first time in 10 years, we are in the phase of talking to each other.
257
00:21:35,321 --> 00:21:39,360
Our friends, the enemy,
are just beginning to play ball.
258
00:21:39,441 --> 00:21:42,399
We do not want to take the bat home, do we?
259
00:21:42,481 --> 00:21:45,837
Burgess and Maclean,
are yesterday's breakfast.
260
00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:49,550
We want to forget them.
The Russians want to forget them.
261
00:21:50,321 --> 00:21:52,960
The thing is, we do not want any fuss at this point.
262
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,394
No scenes.
263
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,360
This is grown-up stuff.
264
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:59,990
I'm going to lunch. A quiet little meal.
265
00:22:00,521 --> 00:22:02,716
I am an actress
All actresses are crazy.
266
00:22:02,801 --> 00:22:05,235
It is a proven fact.
267
00:22:05,321 --> 00:22:07,960
Why should there be any fuss?
268
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:09,315
May I just take the note?
269
00:22:09,401 --> 00:22:11,995
Certainly not. What a nerve!
270
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,436
Oh, do stay to eat,
there will be jokes.
271
00:22:14,521 --> 00:22:16,273
Yes, Giles knows lots of jokes.
272
00:22:16,361 --> 00:22:19,751
Only we have heard them all.
New people make such a change.
273
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:22,594
Well, Tessa wants you to stay.
Don't you, Tessa?
274
00:22:23,081 --> 00:22:25,436
I think you're both shits.
275
00:22:25,521 --> 00:22:28,274
I was only teasing! Oh God!
276
00:22:28,361 --> 00:22:31,353
This means that we will not talk for a week.
277
00:22:33,401 --> 00:22:36,598
Well, thank you for all your help.
278
00:22:37,601 --> 00:22:39,910
Oh, do not bother to show me out.
279
00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:43,391
Enjoy your fish with rice and hard boiled eggs.
280
00:22:55,761 --> 00:22:57,558
Show me that address.
281
00:23:01,241 --> 00:23:02,799
Tessa!
282
00:23:05,281 --> 00:23:06,634
Naughty.
283
00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:08,913
Sorry.
284
00:23:48,321 --> 00:23:49,390
Oh...
285
00:23:56,881 --> 00:23:58,200
Thank you.
286
00:24:19,761 --> 00:24:21,114
Forgive?
287
00:26:24,721 --> 00:26:29,841
From the bank and from the river
He flashed into the crystal mirror,
288
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:34,472
‘Tirra lira,’ by the river
Sang Sir Lancelot.
289
00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:38,041
She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,
290
00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:39,041
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
291
00:26:39,041 --> 00:26:41,430
She looked down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide ;
The mirror cracked from side to side ;
292
00:26:48,175 --> 00:26:49,175
‘The curse is come upon me,’ cried
The Lady of Shalott.
293
00:26:55,921 --> 00:26:59,596
I have walked through the middle of Russia
to get here.
294
00:26:59,681 --> 00:27:01,114
Oh, dear!
295
00:27:01,201 --> 00:27:02,839
I guess that's my soap.
296
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:05,719
It is, it is, and very good.
297
00:27:05,801 --> 00:27:07,439
Now, have a seat.
298
00:27:08,081 --> 00:27:09,878
What a wonderful coat.
299
00:27:10,601 --> 00:27:12,034
We are already here.
300
00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:16,437
I have been ordering.
301
00:27:16,921 --> 00:27:20,231
Here, have a drink?
302
00:27:21,201 --> 00:27:24,432
You know, honestly,
I thought that you would leave me planted.
303
00:27:24,521 --> 00:27:29,720
I nearly did. You steal my soap,
you steal my cigarettes,
304
00:27:29,801 --> 00:27:31,837
you even stole my face powder.
305
00:27:31,921 --> 00:27:35,675
I know, I know. One should have asked.
One is such a coward.
306
00:27:37,921 --> 00:27:42,039
Good, hard to live in abundance.
In fact, almost a swine.
307
00:27:42,121 --> 00:27:44,715
You know, I used to live
on Jermyn Street.
308
00:27:44,801 --> 00:27:47,554
Tragic, you can think. Well, not really.
309
00:27:49,161 --> 00:27:50,753
That was a pigsty, too.
310
00:27:50,841 --> 00:27:55,471
Knows for its standards,
is quite palaciego.Casi very spacious.
311
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:58,313
I am very lucky.
312
00:28:00,841 --> 00:28:02,718
If it is our food,
is burning.
313
00:28:02,801 --> 00:28:04,871
Oh, oh, dear. Oh yeah.
314
00:28:07,161 --> 00:28:09,914
Do you think that I can save something?
315
00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:12,639
No.
316
00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:21,275
Ah! All is not lost.
I managed to squeeze two tomatoes.
317
00:28:21,361 --> 00:28:23,829
And, a topic of discussion,
a grapefruit.
318
00:28:23,921 --> 00:28:26,037
We do.
- Have a seat.
319
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:35,752
- Ajo?
- No thanks.
320
00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:37,160
I love it!
321
00:28:39,281 --> 00:28:41,431
Well, tell me all the gossip.
322
00:28:42,481 --> 00:28:44,312
Do you see Harold Nicolson?
323
00:28:44,401 --> 00:28:47,837
He, uh...
I've seen him, but I do not know him.
324
00:28:47,921 --> 00:28:49,832
Oh! Nice man, nice man
325
00:28:51,001 --> 00:28:53,231
What about Cyril Connolly?
It is everywhere.
326
00:28:53,321 --> 00:28:55,073
Well, I have not met him either.
327
00:28:55,161 --> 00:28:59,996
Oh! Somehow, I remember everyone knowing everyone else.
328
00:29:00,081 --> 00:29:03,437
Everyone I knew, knew all the others Auden,
do you know him?
329
00:29:03,521 --> 00:29:05,034
Pope-Hennessy?
330
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,509
The theater is in a terrible state.
331
00:29:11,601 --> 00:29:15,196
Three works closed in Shaftue
in one week
332
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,069
Really?
333
00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:23,919
A ballet on ice comes here. "All the comrades are nervous about it.
334
00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:27,149
I am an antiquated about ice.
335
00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:30,475
He used to drive in Cambridge, you know.
336
00:29:30,561 --> 00:29:34,031
One thinks about the past and wonders
maybe I lost my way.
337
00:29:34,761 --> 00:29:37,321
Do not eat the tomato?
338
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:38,720
Well, I'm not hungry.
339
00:29:38,801 --> 00:29:41,759
Oh, I do. Yum, yum. Mmm.
340
00:29:45,281 --> 00:29:46,430
There.
341
00:29:49,161 --> 00:29:51,595
- Mmm. "Do you see a lot of people here?"
342
00:29:53,361 --> 00:29:55,556
Oh, yes. Montones of friends.
343
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:01,759
Do not know what you are missing
with this tomato.
344
00:30:04,361 --> 00:30:06,670
There is a half orange,
I suppose.
345
00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:09,036
What? Oh yeah. Hmm.
346
00:30:09,121 --> 00:30:11,919
He is a virtuoso of the balalaika.
We play duets.
347
00:30:12,001 --> 00:30:13,434
Maclean?
348
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,671
Maclean? Oh no.
349
00:30:18,561 --> 00:30:21,871
Maclean is not my friend. "No, honey, oh, no. No no.
350
00:30:21,961 --> 00:30:25,317
No, no, he's so serious.
No jokes, no jokes at all.
351
00:30:25,401 --> 00:30:27,232
Positively the last person
that I would have chosen
352
00:30:27,321 --> 00:30:29,357
if I had had a choice.
353
00:30:29,441 --> 00:30:32,035
And yet we are here in this
terrible tandem together, you see
354
00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:34,351
Debenham and Freebody.
355
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,636
Crosse and Blackwell.
356
00:30:36,721 --> 00:30:38,837
Auden and Isherwood.
357
00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:40,593
Burgess and Maclean.
358
00:30:40,681 --> 00:30:41,716
Do you know Auden?
359
00:30:41,801 --> 00:30:43,632
You asked me. No.
360
00:30:44,401 --> 00:30:48,314
Do not look.
The seeds get into my teeth.
361
00:30:48,401 --> 00:30:50,915
You know, people ask me
if I have any regrets
362
00:30:51,001 --> 00:30:53,151
The one regret I have
is that before I came away
363
00:30:53,241 --> 00:30:57,757
I did not get a good pair of
National Health teeth.
364
00:30:57,841 --> 00:31:01,356
Admirable as most things are
in the Soviet Socialist Republic,
365
00:31:01,441 --> 00:31:04,319
making of dentures
is still in its infancy.
366
00:31:06,321 --> 00:31:07,310
Hmm.
367
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:10,799
You know, there is no one in Moscow at all.
368
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:14,911
It's rather like staying in Cambridge
during long vacations.
369
00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:16,957
I settle with anyone who is around here.
370
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,110
Me.
371
00:31:18,201 --> 00:31:20,157
= No, no, no, no, no.
372
00:31:20,241 --> 00:31:23,074
Besides, I asked you to come for a reason.
373
00:31:23,961 --> 00:31:26,600
Did you bring a tape measure?
374
00:31:30,161 --> 00:31:33,949
I want you to measure me
for some suits for my tailor.
375
00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:36,760
I only have one suit
the one I came away.
376
00:31:36,841 --> 00:31:38,513
And I've fallen down a lot since then.
377
00:31:38,601 --> 00:31:42,480
But I shan't know where to start - what measurements will he want?
378
00:31:42,561 --> 00:31:46,031
Oh, measure it all, he will work it out.
He is a nice man.
379
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:48,510
Won't your people here
get you a suit?
380
00:31:48,601 --> 00:31:49,795
What people?
381
00:31:49,881 --> 00:31:51,360
The authorities.
382
00:31:51,441 --> 00:31:53,432
Oh, yes, but have you seen them?
383
00:31:53,521 --> 00:31:56,991
Clothing has never been the strong point
of the comrades.
384
00:31:57,081 --> 00:32:01,233
Besides, I do not want to look like everybody else, right?
385
00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:05,519
But, I seem to remember how it is done.
386
00:32:07,561 --> 00:32:10,473
Your arms can not have changed.
387
00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:13,155
You know, I never cared for cumin
the clothes before.
388
00:32:13,241 --> 00:32:16,438
I always wore traditional clothes
in my class, you know.
389
00:32:16,521 --> 00:32:20,673
Black coat, striped trousers, diplomatic
stripe suits, tweeds on weekends.
390
00:32:20,761 --> 00:32:22,717
Shit order, of course.
Always in shit order.
391
00:32:22,801 --> 00:32:25,838
But lovely, I always had charm.
392
00:32:25,921 --> 00:32:29,630
"Well, you still have charm," she said through clenched teeth.
393
00:32:31,441 --> 00:32:33,318
Not here, not for them.
394
00:32:33,401 --> 00:32:36,632
For charm one needs words,
I have no words.
395
00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:39,030
And without my clothes, I have no class.
396
00:32:39,121 --> 00:32:42,238
For them, I am the Englishman.
397
00:32:42,321 --> 00:32:45,233
You would want to go to bed with the English? I wonder? I do not think so. As I have been so spoiled during the war. London awash with rude soldiery.
- You speak Russian? - I manage.
398
00:32:45,321 --> 00:32:47,312
I should learn, simply for the sex.
399
00:32:47,401 --> 00:32:51,076
Boys are quite thin on the ground here.
400
00:33:04,201 --> 00:33:05,839
They can not speak my language,
I can not speak theirs.
401
00:33:05,921 --> 00:33:08,674
so that when I contact one
soon I get bored.
402
00:33:08,761 --> 00:33:10,319
Sex needs language.
403
00:33:10,401 --> 00:33:12,790
Well, at least you found a friend.
404
00:33:12,881 --> 00:33:15,031
I do not know whether I've found one.
405
00:33:15,121 --> 00:33:17,555
or if I have chosen one.
406
00:33:17,881 --> 00:33:20,236
And I... I know what I've done
to deserve him.
407
00:33:20,321 --> 00:33:22,516
But what has he done to deserve me?
408
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,035
Am I a reward or a punishment?
409
00:33:25,841 --> 00:33:28,913
He plays the balalaika and
I play the piano.
410
00:33:29,881 --> 00:33:31,200
It's funny.
411
00:33:32,321 --> 00:33:35,313
He is a ballet electrician.
412
00:33:35,401 --> 00:33:37,631
Of course, he might be a policeman.
413
00:33:37,721 --> 00:33:39,871
If you are a policeman
disguises it well.
414
00:33:39,961 --> 00:33:42,759
Forster lived with a cop, did not he? Do you know him?
415
00:33:42,841 --> 00:33:46,550
I'm afraid I'm a disappointment
in the friends department.
416
00:33:46,641 --> 00:33:48,393
Oh, no matter.
417
00:33:48,481 --> 00:33:51,791
You know,
nobody will believe me when I go home.
418
00:33:51,881 --> 00:33:54,349
What did you do in Moscow, darling?
419
00:33:54,441 --> 00:33:58,593
Nothing much.
I took measurements to Guy Burgess' inside the leg.
420
00:34:00,921 --> 00:34:04,630
I would not think the inside of one's leg changes much, does it?
421
00:34:04,721 --> 00:34:06,552
One of the things that does not change.
422
00:34:07,681 --> 00:34:09,353
The knee is such a distance
from the main body,
423
00:34:09,441 --> 00:34:11,159
while the groin,
as your honour knows,
424
00:34:11,241 --> 00:34:13,357
is in the curtain of the place.
425
00:34:13,441 --> 00:34:15,193
Come again?
426
00:34:15,281 --> 00:34:16,873
Tristram Shandy.
427
00:34:18,321 --> 00:34:21,472
Of course, you would not, right?
428
00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:23,711
Do what?
429
00:34:23,801 --> 00:34:25,996
Go around telling everyone.
430
00:34:27,041 --> 00:34:29,874
My people here would not like that.
431
00:34:31,161 --> 00:34:32,480
No?
432
00:34:33,921 --> 00:34:34,990
No.
433
00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:39,431
A hat would be nice.
434
00:34:39,521 --> 00:34:41,989
7 and 5/8.
Now, I will write the name of my...
435
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,197
I have it here, and, oh,
and that of my cobbler, too.
436
00:34:44,281 --> 00:34:46,272
Oh, it's an outfit.
437
00:34:46,361 --> 00:34:49,353
Yes, for marriage
at gunpoint.
438
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:52,637
Look, how do you know he will not say no?
439
00:34:52,721 --> 00:34:55,235
- Hmm?
- Your tailor.
440
00:34:55,321 --> 00:34:58,916
It would be vulgar to say no.
He will not say no.
441
00:35:00,521 --> 00:35:01,840
I will see what I can do.
442
00:35:01,921 --> 00:35:03,639
Oh, you're not leaving already, are you?
443
00:35:03,721 --> 00:35:05,871
You do not want to leave, right?
444
00:35:05,961 --> 00:35:10,751
Well, could not we go somewhere?
You could show me the sights.
445
00:35:10,841 --> 00:35:15,869
Uh... Well, I can not go out yet,
I have to wait for a telephone call
446
00:35:15,961 --> 00:35:19,192
When calling the phone,
I am permitted to leave.
447
00:35:19,281 --> 00:35:20,953
Who from?
448
00:35:22,561 --> 00:35:24,916
Oh, you know, my people.
449
00:35:27,321 --> 00:35:29,437
It's generally around four.
450
00:35:30,601 --> 00:35:32,637
That's another two hours.
451
00:35:35,521 --> 00:35:39,912
Never mind.
I'll put my Jack Buchanan record.
452
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:54,120
*# Who stole my heart away
453
00:35:54,201 --> 00:35:59,639
# Who makes me dream all day
454
00:35:59,721 --> 00:36:05,353
*# Dreams I know can never come true
455
00:36:05,441 --> 00:36:10,993
*# Seems as though I'll ever be blue
456
00:36:11,641 --> 00:36:17,238
*# Who, means my happiness
457
00:36:17,321 --> 00:36:25,433
*# Who, would I answer yes to
458
00:36:25,521 --> 00:36:29,673
*# To none other than you
459
00:36:31,001 --> 00:36:34,198
*# No one, but you!
460
00:37:05,201 --> 00:37:08,398
Good, isn't it?
Want to hear it again?
461
00:37:08,481 --> 00:37:10,631
- You only have the one?
- only the one.
462
00:37:10,721 --> 00:37:12,120
What's on the other side?
463
00:37:12,201 --> 00:37:14,078
Oh, you do not want to listen to the other side.
464
00:37:14,161 --> 00:37:17,949
The other side is rubbish. "I never hear the other side.
465
00:37:20,081 --> 00:37:24,279
*# Who stole my heart away
466
00:37:24,361 --> 00:37:26,192
What do you miss the most?
467
00:37:28,521 --> 00:37:34,869
Well, um... Apart from Club Reform,
the streets of London
468
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:38,431
and occasionally
the English countryside
469
00:37:40,281 --> 00:37:43,751
I think the only thing I really miss
are the gossip
470
00:37:45,921 --> 00:37:48,196
Comrades, although they are
in any other respect,
471
00:37:48,281 --> 00:37:50,749
do not gossip in the way we do it,
472
00:37:50,841 --> 00:37:52,797
or on the same issues.
473
00:37:52,881 --> 00:37:55,998
Well, pardon me for saying it, dear
but the comrades seem to me to be...
474
00:37:56,081 --> 00:37:59,437
... a sad disappointment in every department.
475
00:37:59,521 --> 00:38:02,593
No gossip
their clothes are terrible
476
00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:06,196
can not make false teeth,
what else is there?
477
00:38:07,161 --> 00:38:08,833
The system.
478
00:38:08,921 --> 00:38:12,596
I thought, that being English,
we would be interested in that.
479
00:38:14,681 --> 00:38:17,354
What do people say about me in England?
480
00:38:18,241 --> 00:38:20,436
They do not say much anymore.
481
00:38:21,721 --> 00:38:25,350
I thought you were
a little like Oscar Wilde.
482
00:38:27,641 --> 00:38:29,040
No, no.
483
00:38:30,921 --> 00:38:36,200
Although, he was a performer
and I was an performer.
484
00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:37,680
Both vain.
485
00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:40,400
But I never pretended.
486
00:38:40,481 --> 00:38:43,917
If I wore a mask, it was to be exactly what I seemed.
487
00:38:44,001 --> 00:38:48,358
And in relation to the other, well
I do not want to hide it
488
00:38:50,281 --> 00:38:51,794
But my analysis of situations,
489
00:38:51,881 --> 00:38:54,839
The reports that I had to send to the Foreign Office
were always Marxist.
490
00:38:54,921 --> 00:38:59,756
openly so, impeccably so.
491
00:38:59,841 --> 00:39:01,797
But nobody minded.
492
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:04,600
It is already known Guy, the old and dear Guy.
Quite safe. If you do not want to tune into something
493
00:39:04,681 --> 00:39:05,909
You have to adapt to everything else
494
00:39:06,001 --> 00:39:07,354
And in all important things
I adapted.
495
00:39:07,441 --> 00:39:11,195
How can he be a spy?
My tailor says.
496
00:39:11,281 --> 00:39:14,193
The average Englishman, you see, is not interested in ideas.
497
00:39:15,481 --> 00:39:17,915
Say what you like about political theory. No-one will listen.
498
00:39:21,441 --> 00:39:23,671
You could shove a whole slice
of the Communist manifesto
499
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:26,480
into the Queen's Speech.
Nobody would turn a hair.
500
00:39:26,561 --> 00:39:28,791
Least of all, I suspect, HMQ.
501
00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:34,513
Am I boring you?
502
00:39:36,201 --> 00:39:37,919
It does not matter.
503
00:39:57,361 --> 00:40:01,673
I'll think of 101 things to ask you
when you've gone.
504
00:40:01,761 --> 00:40:03,797
How is Cyril Connolly?
505
00:40:03,881 --> 00:40:06,520
You've asked me that.
I do not know.
506
00:40:09,681 --> 00:40:11,637
So little, England.
507
00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,553
Little music, little art.
508
00:40:14,641 --> 00:40:18,919
Timid, tasteful, nice.
509
00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:23,516
And I still love her.I love her.
510
00:40:25,641 --> 00:40:29,680
You know, I can say I love London
and I can say that I love England.
511
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:32,321
I can't say I love my country.
512
00:40:32,401 --> 00:40:34,835
I don't know what that means.
513
00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:39,997
Do you watch cricket?
514
00:40:40,081 --> 00:40:41,230
No.
515
00:40:42,361 --> 00:40:44,477
Anyway, it has changed.
516
00:40:44,921 --> 00:40:46,195
Cricket?
517
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:47,794
London.
518
00:40:49,001 --> 00:40:52,471
Why? I do not want it to change.
519
00:40:53,281 --> 00:40:55,272
Why does anybody want to change it?
520
00:40:55,361 --> 00:40:58,956
It is none of your business to change it.
The fools!
521
00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:02,192
I should stop them,
tie them together.
522
00:41:03,001 --> 00:41:06,516
Listen, dear. I'm only an actress.
523
00:41:07,481 --> 00:41:10,279
I am not a bright lady,
by your standards.
524
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:13,032
I have never been much interested in politics
525
00:41:13,121 --> 00:41:17,160
But if this is Communism
I don't like it because it's dull!
526
00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:19,550
The poor things look so tired.
527
00:41:20,681 --> 00:41:23,400
Some people think Australia's dull.
528
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:27,156
And that is not Communism. And look at Leeds!
529
00:41:29,761 --> 00:41:34,357
The only thing that happens is that we have sat here all afternoon.
530
00:41:34,441 --> 00:41:37,274
pretending to spy,
531
00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,596
what did you do, my darling,
532
00:41:40,681 --> 00:41:44,390
it was just a minor social misdemeanor.
533
00:41:44,481 --> 00:41:47,712
Not worse, and I'm sure
than in the minds of some better
534
00:41:47,801 --> 00:41:50,076
to be stopped in a public lavatory,
535
00:41:50,161 --> 00:41:53,995
in the way that gentlemen
in my profession are constantly.
536
00:41:54,081 --> 00:41:58,518
But it's just something
that we should not mention
537
00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,472
out of politeness.
538
00:42:02,481 --> 00:42:04,995
So that we won't be embarrassed.
539
00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:08,838
That's very English.
540
00:42:08,921 --> 00:42:13,278
We pretend that it has not happened
because we are both sensible people.
541
00:42:13,841 --> 00:42:14,830
Good,
542
00:42:15,681 --> 00:42:20,436
I am not English, I am not sensible,
543
00:42:20,521 --> 00:42:22,273
I am Australian.
544
00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:26,994
I can't master much morality.
545
00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:31,754
Outside Shakespeare, the word "treason" to me means nothing -
546
00:42:33,321 --> 00:42:37,280
only you pissed in our soup, and we drank it.
547
00:42:39,721 --> 00:42:41,677
Well, very well.
548
00:42:42,961 --> 00:42:45,634
It does not affect me, darling.
549
00:42:45,721 --> 00:42:48,872
I will order your suit and your hat
550
00:42:48,961 --> 00:42:53,239
And I will upload it to my account.
To mine, not a word.
551
00:42:53,601 --> 00:42:55,910
but for a reason,
552
00:42:56,961 --> 00:42:59,475
Sorry for you
553
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:04,272
Now, in your notebook,
554
00:43:04,361 --> 00:43:06,670
in his real notebook,
555
00:43:06,761 --> 00:43:11,391
where you'll probably add my name
to the list of all the crazy ones you've ripped
556
00:43:11,481 --> 00:43:13,949
But you have not cheated me, dear.
557
00:43:15,601 --> 00:43:17,353
I know.
558
00:43:19,041 --> 00:43:22,272
The pipe is not playing with the vagina.
559
00:43:27,801 --> 00:43:31,840
A shame.I was enjoying.
560
00:43:36,401 --> 00:43:38,835
Destroyed the lady's great speech.
561
00:43:45,281 --> 00:43:47,875
I just want you to tell me why.
562
00:43:52,001 --> 00:43:55,789
At that moment, I thought
was to do the right thing.
563
00:43:57,281 --> 00:44:01,638
"And the loneliness, I suppose." "Oh, loneliness!"
564
00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:07,151
If you have a secret, you are alone.
565
00:44:07,241 --> 00:44:11,154
But you told people - you told several people.
566
00:44:11,241 --> 00:44:14,711
There is no reason to keep a secret
if you make it a secret
567
00:44:15,281 --> 00:44:17,875
In fact, another thing that can bring me
is an old Eaton necktie
568
00:44:17,961 --> 00:44:20,156
This one is in the last.
569
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,197
Ah, here is Tolya.
570
00:44:26,201 --> 00:44:28,795
Oh, yes. Now, this is Mrs. Browne.
571
00:44:28,881 --> 00:44:31,520
She is an actress from England.
572
00:44:31,601 --> 00:44:33,796
How are you?
573
00:44:33,881 --> 00:44:36,315
- Who are you?
- Very good.
574
00:44:36,401 --> 00:44:38,073
If you give her a cigarette,
an English cigarette.
575
00:44:38,161 --> 00:44:39,514
will be your friend forever.
576
00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:41,756
Hmm.
577
00:44:43,121 --> 00:44:44,110
Ah.
578
00:44:56,001 --> 00:44:57,480
Oh, dear.I'm sorry.
579
00:44:58,641 --> 00:45:00,279
No.
580
00:45:01,481 --> 00:45:02,550
No, no, please.
581
00:45:04,081 --> 00:45:05,434
Please.
582
00:45:18,001 --> 00:45:19,912
He is a real Queen Mary.
583
00:45:21,441 --> 00:45:22,999
I could not ask him for a suit too, right?
584
00:45:23,081 --> 00:45:24,719
I would be so handsome.
585
00:45:24,801 --> 00:45:27,395
Anything. Anything.
586
00:45:27,481 --> 00:45:28,516
Hello, Guy, Guy.
587
00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:40,795
Uh... Tolya wants to play a song for you.
588
00:45:40,881 --> 00:45:42,678
Uh, allow it, you will be so happy.
589
00:45:48,401 --> 00:45:50,995
Gilbert and Sullivan.
590
00:45:54,881 --> 00:45:57,679
# Take a pair of sparkling eyes,
591
00:45:57,761 --> 00:46:00,116
# Hidden, ever and anon,
592
00:46:00,201 --> 00:46:02,761
# In a merciful eclipse
593
00:46:03,521 --> 00:46:06,115
# Do not heed their mild surprise
594
00:46:06,201 --> 00:46:08,590
# Having passed the Rubicon.
595
00:46:08,681 --> 00:46:11,149
# Take a pair of rosy lips ;
596
00:46:12,161 --> 00:46:15,597
What do you think? Reward or punishment?
597
00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:18,791
# (Be particular in this) ;
598
00:46:18,881 --> 00:46:20,997
# Take a tender little hand,
599
00:46:21,081 --> 00:46:23,549
# Fringed with dainty fingerettes,
600
00:46:23,641 --> 00:46:25,438
# Press it in parenthesis ;
601
00:46:27,561 --> 00:46:29,040
Where are we going?
602
00:46:29,121 --> 00:46:30,349
To the church.
603
00:46:30,441 --> 00:46:32,875
Do you like the church? I adore it.
604
00:46:32,961 --> 00:46:34,314
In this one, the songs are very good.
605
00:46:34,401 --> 00:46:38,952
The opera singers are in the choir,
warming up for the evening performance
606
00:46:39,521 --> 00:46:41,989
Is not that, uh, another friend?
607
00:46:42,081 --> 00:46:43,719
Oh, good God no.
608
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,440
You know, when I came here for the first time.
609
00:46:46,521 --> 00:46:48,716
I was followed by a rather large
police.
610
00:46:48,801 --> 00:46:50,473
This was when I was a celebrity.
611
00:46:50,561 --> 00:46:52,870
Now they only send me to those who are in training..
612
00:46:52,961 --> 00:46:54,440
Irony, that.
613
00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:56,713
Good afternoon.
(Russian) Good afternoon.
614
00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:00,199
They are not strong in ironies, comrades.
615
00:47:02,641 --> 00:47:04,632
Did you meet Jack Buchanan?
616
00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:06,632
Yes, I suppose.
617
00:47:07,721 --> 00:47:09,552
We nearly got married.
618
00:47:20,321 --> 00:47:22,118
It's strange.
619
00:47:22,641 --> 00:47:24,632
Sybil Thorndik liked it.
620
00:49:20,561 --> 00:49:22,756
I gave you my old mama's number, right?
621
00:49:22,841 --> 00:49:24,320
Yes.
622
00:49:26,241 --> 00:49:29,711
I... like this.
623
00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:33,271
Do not tell anyone I do not like it.
624
00:49:33,361 --> 00:49:36,433
And thanks again, in advance.
625
00:50:11,481 --> 00:50:13,278
Are you Mrs. Burguess?
626
00:50:13,361 --> 00:50:14,919
My name is Coral Browne,
627
00:50:15,001 --> 00:50:17,834
I just saw Guy in Moscow,
and asked me to call him.
628
00:50:17,921 --> 00:50:20,310
- What does it look like? "Oh, he looks good."
629
00:50:20,401 --> 00:50:21,959
I wish I could see you.
630
00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:23,235
Old rogue.
631
00:50:23,321 --> 00:50:25,915
Will not you go again?
I know you'd like to see him.
632
00:50:26,001 --> 00:50:28,993
I do not think I can now
I have this stupid hip.
633
00:50:29,081 --> 00:50:30,992
Oh, I'm so sorry.
634
00:50:31,081 --> 00:50:34,517
Well, maybe they will let him return
sometime.
635
00:50:34,601 --> 00:50:37,718
You should not be on the corner
the rest of your life.
636
00:50:37,801 --> 00:50:40,793
They are site años.La people are stupid.
637
00:50:42,881 --> 00:50:45,076
Let me see? Come back.
638
00:50:45,161 --> 00:50:48,278
Yeah, yeah, well, it's a little short on the left
639
00:50:48,361 --> 00:50:50,033
We can easily alter that.
640
00:50:50,121 --> 00:50:53,431
You have changed very little
over the years, you know.
641
00:50:53,521 --> 00:50:56,752
Credit. All right.
642
00:50:56,841 --> 00:51:01,551
And, if I wanted to try on the pants,
with which we had no problems,
643
00:51:01,641 --> 00:51:04,997
And now there's this, which has a nondescript amount of work to make...
644
00:51:05,081 --> 00:51:09,279
I will be with you in a moment! "That's good, I think.
645
00:51:11,201 --> 00:51:12,429
Yes, ma'am, can I help you?
646
00:51:12,521 --> 00:51:15,035
Good morning.
I would like to order some clothes
647
00:51:15,121 --> 00:51:16,713
Of course, ma'am, have a seat.
648
00:51:16,801 --> 00:51:19,076
You have, before, made suits
for this gentleman
649
00:51:19,161 --> 00:51:20,514
but now lives outside.
650
00:51:20,601 --> 00:51:21,875
I see.
651
00:51:21,961 --> 00:51:23,917
I took your measurements.
652
00:51:24,681 --> 00:51:25,909
I do not know if they're okay.
653
00:51:27,121 --> 00:51:28,440
Let me see.
654
00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:33,078
Oh, yes. Yes,
are more than adequate.
655
00:51:33,161 --> 00:51:35,834
Uh, could we know the name of the lord?
656
00:51:36,521 --> 00:51:37,749
Burgess.
657
00:51:41,761 --> 00:51:43,592
I seem to remember that we had, uh...
658
00:51:43,681 --> 00:51:45,990
We had two Mr. Burgesses.
659
00:51:53,681 --> 00:51:56,639
This, I have, is Mr.Burguess, G.
660
00:51:58,081 --> 00:52:00,037
How is Mr Burgess?
661
00:52:00,121 --> 00:52:02,715
Fatter, I see.
662
00:52:03,801 --> 00:52:06,110
He was one of our more colorful customers.
663
00:52:06,201 --> 00:52:09,273
Too little color in our drab lives these days
664
00:52:09,361 --> 00:52:12,000
Mr Guy liked this pattern.
665
00:52:12,081 --> 00:52:14,231
It's a... It's a tough fabric.
666
00:52:14,321 --> 00:52:16,357
Their costumes always suffered
enough punishment.
667
00:52:16,441 --> 00:52:18,033
I hope, that you have been useful
668
00:52:18,121 --> 00:52:19,156
Oh, yes, they have been.
669
00:52:19,241 --> 00:52:21,072
I love to hear it.
670
00:52:21,161 --> 00:52:24,551
Always getting scratches.Mr Guy.
671
00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:25,790
And your name is?
672
00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:27,314
Browne.
673
00:52:27,401 --> 00:52:29,471
No discretion is needed here, ma'am
674
00:52:29,561 --> 00:52:31,358
No, truly.
675
00:52:31,761 --> 00:52:33,194
My diculpas.
676
00:52:35,361 --> 00:52:38,717
And this is the address?
677
00:52:38,801 --> 00:52:41,599
We put some of us
in these suits,
678
00:52:41,681 --> 00:52:44,241
that is our loyalty.
679
00:52:44,321 --> 00:52:46,835
And mum's the word.
680
00:52:48,361 --> 00:52:51,034
Mum is always the word here, madam.
681
00:52:51,121 --> 00:52:55,672
Moscow or Maidenhead,
mum is always the word.
682
00:52:57,081 --> 00:52:59,754
Baldwin, Brooks...
683
00:53:01,841 --> 00:53:03,354
Burgess...
684
00:53:04,041 --> 00:53:07,636
Burgess, Burgess, Burgess,
685
00:53:08,161 --> 00:53:09,560
Burgess.
686
00:53:09,641 --> 00:53:11,233
No.
687
00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:15,030
"I'll call you later." "Burgess, Burgess, Burgess.
688
00:53:16,321 --> 00:53:18,118
5807.
689
00:53:18,201 --> 00:53:20,396
Well, if I wanted to follow the
bowels of the Earth.
690
00:53:20,481 --> 00:53:22,551
We'll see what we can find.
691
00:53:25,681 --> 00:53:27,876
5807...
692
00:53:27,961 --> 00:53:31,158
This is Mr. Burguess
who got into hot water.
693
00:53:31,241 --> 00:53:32,276
George!
694
00:53:32,361 --> 00:53:33,555
Yes.
695
00:53:33,641 --> 00:53:38,237
5807... 5807...
696
00:53:42,601 --> 00:53:44,034
It's a cemetery.
697
00:53:44,121 --> 00:53:48,433
On the contrary, ma'am, they are all very alive and kicking
698
00:53:48,521 --> 00:53:51,240
5807...
699
00:53:51,321 --> 00:53:55,109
From time to time we make
a small bonfire.
700
00:53:55,201 --> 00:53:57,431
George, 5807.
701
00:53:58,681 --> 00:54:01,320
Ah, excuse me, sir.
702
00:54:04,881 --> 00:54:06,997
Well, it's far away.
703
00:54:07,081 --> 00:54:09,151
I thought I would never ask for others.
704
00:54:09,241 --> 00:54:10,913
George is quite inconsiderate.
705
00:54:14,881 --> 00:54:16,792
Here it is.
706
00:54:17,561 --> 00:54:18,880
GB.
707
00:54:19,841 --> 00:54:20,876
Great Britain.
708
00:54:25,521 --> 00:54:27,273
I wish I had told her
in due time,
709
00:54:27,361 --> 00:54:29,397
I would have liked to have seen the old thing again.
710
00:54:29,481 --> 00:54:31,711
Well, he wanted me to take him to eat.
711
00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:33,519
- Oh! "Give me a check."
712
00:54:33,601 --> 00:54:34,829
Oh!
713
00:54:34,921 --> 00:54:36,559
I'm not sure I should
charge it.
714
00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:38,597
Oh, for Guy.
715
00:54:41,321 --> 00:54:43,039
Did you have a problem
to send the goods?
716
00:54:43,121 --> 00:54:44,156
Oh, no, no, no.
717
00:54:44,241 --> 00:54:46,914
No one moved a tab,
why should they?
718
00:54:47,001 --> 00:54:48,400
Everything has been sent.
719
00:54:48,481 --> 00:54:51,837
Only now she has written
asking for some pajamas
720
00:54:51,921 --> 00:54:53,274
- Hmm? "Look."
721
00:54:53,361 --> 00:54:56,159
- Adios, Mario. "Bye, madam.
722
00:54:56,241 --> 00:55:01,235
What I really need, really,
the only thing is pajamas.
723
00:55:01,321 --> 00:55:05,633
Rations that can not sleep late,
in fact, are not made for that purpose.
724
00:55:05,721 --> 00:55:08,440
What I would like are four pairs...
725
00:55:08,521 --> 00:55:09,920
Oh!
726
00:55:13,681 --> 00:55:15,956
fairly flat,
and of these two colors.
727
00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:17,793
And finally my set will be complete.
728
00:55:17,881 --> 00:55:20,839
and I will look like a real agent,
again.
729
00:55:20,921 --> 00:55:22,240
What?
730
00:55:24,161 --> 00:55:26,959
and I will look like a real gentleman,
again
731
00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,030
Oh.
732
00:55:29,801 --> 00:55:32,838
Well, I think pajamas are going to be the end.
733
00:55:34,361 --> 00:55:35,874
Otherwise
the little Dolly
734
00:55:35,961 --> 00:55:37,997
will be betraying, betraying, betraying
until the cows come home.
735
00:55:38,081 --> 00:55:40,959
Or until the revolution comes.
736
00:55:49,681 --> 00:55:52,753
I'm afraid this gentleman does not have
already an account with us, ma'am
737
00:55:52,841 --> 00:55:56,117
His account was closed. "I know, but he wants to open it again."
738
00:55:56,201 --> 00:55:58,795
I'm afraid that's impossible.
739
00:55:58,881 --> 00:56:00,712
Why?
- Well...
740
00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:04,513
We send pajamas to the royal family.
741
00:56:04,601 --> 00:56:06,114
So?
742
00:56:06,201 --> 00:56:08,192
The gentleman is a traitor, Madame.
743
00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:11,159
So? Must traitors sleep on a cloth?
744
00:56:11,241 --> 00:56:14,233
Sorry. We have to trace the line
somewhere.
745
00:56:14,321 --> 00:56:16,676
Well, why there?
746
00:56:16,761 --> 00:56:19,434
Suppose someone commits
adultery in your precious pajamas
747
00:56:19,521 --> 00:56:21,910
And I imagine it has occurred?
748
00:56:22,001 --> 00:56:24,674
What happens when he orders
his next pair of jim-jams?
749
00:56:24,761 --> 00:56:26,319
Is it sorry, no can do?
750
00:56:26,401 --> 00:56:30,553
- I'm very sorry.
- She says the whole time she's sorry!
751
00:56:30,641 --> 00:56:32,313
Oh, Jesus Christ!
752
00:56:32,401 --> 00:56:34,119
You were quite happy to satisfy this man
753
00:56:34,201 --> 00:56:37,830
when he was one of the most
notorious buggers in London!
754
00:56:37,921 --> 00:56:39,593
And a drunk on offer.
755
00:56:39,681 --> 00:56:42,434
Oh, yes. But then it was someone in the
Foreign Office.
756
00:56:42,521 --> 00:56:45,672
A little red pipe on the sleeve,
Mr Burguess?.Of course.
757
00:56:45,761 --> 00:56:48,719
A discreet initials in the pocket,
Mr Burguess?.Oh, yes, certainly.
758
00:56:48,801 --> 00:56:51,076
And if there's anything else you need,
Mr Burgess,
759
00:56:51,161 --> 00:56:55,120
We would be very happy to lower your pants
striped
760
00:56:55,201 --> 00:56:56,236
and make them!
761
00:56:57,641 --> 00:56:58,835
But not anymore.
762
00:56:58,921 --> 00:57:01,515
Look, ma'am, I do not know why
is doing this for him.
763
00:57:01,601 --> 00:57:02,670
But as far as we are concerned,
764
00:57:02,761 --> 00:57:05,480
Mr Burgess is a client
with whom we have finished.
765
00:57:05,561 --> 00:57:07,358
Ours is a respectable firm..
766
00:57:07,441 --> 00:57:09,397
Highly respectable!
767
00:57:09,481 --> 00:57:13,110
It’s pricks like you that
make me understand why he went!
768
00:57:13,201 --> 00:57:15,157
Thank God I'm not English!
769
00:57:15,241 --> 00:57:19,029
In fact, lady, our signature
is not English either, in origin
770
00:57:19,121 --> 00:57:21,760
Oh? What nationality is it?
771
00:57:21,841 --> 00:57:23,354
Hungarian.
772
00:57:24,241 --> 00:57:25,879
I see.
773
00:57:25,961 --> 00:57:31,035
Well, you can not resist buying an old Eaton tie.
774
00:57:31,121 --> 00:57:32,634
Cash, of course.
775
00:57:32,721 --> 00:57:35,440
It is for the mother of the Archbishop
of Canterbury
776
00:57:46,841 --> 00:57:50,117
# That he is an Englishman!
777
00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:54,035
*# That he is an Englishman!
778
00:57:54,121 --> 00:57:57,830
*# For he might have been a Roosian,
779
00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:02,431
*#A French, or Turk, or Proosian,
780
00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:10,080
*# Or perhaps Itali-an!
781
00:58:10,161 --> 00:58:14,677
*# But in spite of all temptations
782
00:58:14,761 --> 00:58:18,720
*# to belong to other nations,
783
00:58:18,801 --> 00:58:22,271
*# He remains an Englishman!
784
00:58:22,361 --> 00:58:29,153
*# He remains an Englishman!
785
00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:35,917
*# For in spite of all temptations
786
00:58:36,001 --> 00:58:40,040
*# to belong to other nations,
787
00:58:40,121 --> 00:58:50,838
*# He remains an Englishman!
788
00:58:55,441 --> 00:58:59,400
*# For he himself has said it,
789
00:58:59,481 --> 00:59:03,838
*# And it's greatly to his credit,
790
00:59:03,921 --> 00:59:08,392
*# That he is an Englishman!
791
00:59:08,481 --> 00:59:15,353
*# That he is an Englishman!