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♪ (music) ♪
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♪ Who, stole my heart away ♪
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♪ Who, makes me dream all day ♪
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♪ Dreams I know can never be true ♪
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♪ Seems as though I'll ever be blue ♪
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♪ Who, means my happiness ♪
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♪ Who, would I answer yes to ♪
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♪ Well, you ought to guess who ♪
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♪ No one but you ♪
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♪ (crescendo) ♪
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♪ ( diminuendo) ♪
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♪ (Welcome gong and trumpets) ♪[br][Hamlet playing]
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(King Claudius)[br]Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
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Moreover that we much did long to see you,
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The need we have to use you did provoke
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Our hasty sending.
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Something have you heard
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Of Hamlet’s transformation;
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so call it,
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Sith, nor the exterior nor the inward man
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Resembles that it was.
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What it should be,
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More than his father’s death,
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that thus hath put him
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So much from the understanding of himself,
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I cannot dream of:
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I entreat you both,
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That, being of so young days[br]brought up with him,
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And sith so neighbor'd[br]to his youth and humor,
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That you vouchsafe[br]your rest here in our court
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Some little time:[br]- Look, mister, sit down properly.
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so by your companies[br]- You're in the theater, not in a pub.
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To draw him on to pleasures,
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and to gather,
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So much as from occasion you may glean,
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Whether aught, unknown to us,
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afflicts him thus,
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That, open'd,
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lies within our remedy.
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(Queen Gertrude)[br]Good gentlemen,
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he hath much talk'd of you;
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And sure I am two men there is not living
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To whom he more adheres.
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If it will please you
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To show us so much gentry and goodwill
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As to expend your time with us awhile,
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For the supply and profit of our hope,
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Your visitation shall receive such thanks
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As fits a king’s remembrance.
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(Rosencratz) Both your majesties, might
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Might, by the sovereign power
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you have of us,
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Put your dread pleasures more into command
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Than to entreaty.
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(Guildenstern) But we both obey,[br]And here give up ourselves, in full bent
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- Guy: What a pleasure
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in this day and age to hear the language[br]so beautifully spoken.
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[play inaudible]
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Dear, dear, I'm not walking out.[br]I just have to be able to piss, you see.
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(Gertrude)[br]Thanks, genle Guildenstern and Rosencrantz
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And I beseech you instantly
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Wait and listen.
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(Gertrude) Go some of you,
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And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.
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(Guildenstern)[br]Heavens make our presence and practices...
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[Clearing throat]
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[footsteps]
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Going to the… excuse me.
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Hmm..
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Gosh!
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What is this? This is shameful.
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What is this?
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[footsteps]
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♪ Our hope for years to come ♪
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♪ Our shelter from the stormy blast ♪
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♪ And our eternal home. ♪
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♪ Before the hills in order stood ♪
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No soap.
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There's never any soap!
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There is no soap, why?
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We weren't given soap, that's why!
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Do I want to be sick?
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Huh?
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No, no, not yet.
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Hmm.
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You know,
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you remind me of a stalker I once knew.
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♪ (Music) ♪
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[Applause]
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[sound of a door being opened]
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♪ (music) ♪
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My dear lady,
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I do assure you,
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one is an old friend of the leading actor.
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We were at Cambridge together.
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Young men together at university.
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They've come such a long way[br]one simply must
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put one's head around the door.
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Your pass, please.
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Otherwise, you won't get in.
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My Pass? Well, my Pass...
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I'm sure I'm not the first person
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to remark your pronounced resemblance[br]to the late Ernest Bevin.
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It is most striking.[br]- ...your light bulb's burned out.
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You could be sisters.
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Yes shocking like this, I know...[br]but quite amusing.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Do I look such a tremendous villain?
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And a special news.
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Oh, uh, do hurry....[br]One is not feeling at all well.
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Oh, dear.Thank you.
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[buzzer rings]
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Thank you.[br](coughs)
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[sound of the door closing]
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♪ (music) ♪
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afdsagkjagh
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♪ (unsettling music) ♪
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[muffled nausea sound]
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[sigh]
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The drink, the drink.
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[door bangs]
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It is the drink!
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[sound of puking]
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Aren't you feeling well?
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[clears throat]
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Yes, thank you.
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I am perfectly all right.[br][is sick again]
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Well, I'll get the woman.
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[knocking on the door]
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I'm in a French faux.
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Oh, run that tap, for God's sake.
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Oh, yes.
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I wouldn't care,[br]but it's only the interval.
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If you want to come round and be sick
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you might at least save it[br]for the end of the performance.
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Oh!
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Pears soap!
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Who are you?
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And who is that boy outside?
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Boy?
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Outside?
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[sound of footsteps]
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I do not know.
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I haven't seen that one before.
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Could I have one of these?
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[sighs]
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I love your frock.
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You are very rude.[br]Are you from the embassy?
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Not exactly.
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Well, there can't be many other Englishmen[br]in Moscow, who are you?
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I was at Cambridge with Hamlet.
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Well, why don't we tell him you're here?
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He's only down the corridor.
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All in good time.
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The question is, you see[br]are we as welcome as ever?
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I know your face.
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Craven A, for your throat's sake, Mmm.
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Are you enjoying the play?
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I'm adoring it.
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I like the local Laertes.
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He goes rather well into times.
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Yes, that's what he thinks.
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It looks as if he's put a couple of [br]King Edwards down there.
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[laughs]
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How do you like Moscow?
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Oh, loathe it, darling.
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I cannot understand[br]what those Three Sisters are on about.
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It gives the play a very sinister slant.
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Act II begins, please.
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Ah, a drink would help.
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Begin Act II, please.
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Don't you think you've had enough?
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All right.
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If you're not at the embassy,[br]what do you do?
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I liaise.
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Are you press?
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Sort of.
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You're not feeling sick again?
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Don't know, uh, think I am, rather
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Oh, God!
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A lesson I've learned in life[br]is that when one is sick
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it's always in threes.[br][3 knocks]
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Your call please, Miss Browne.
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Yes, here it comes.
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[puking sound]
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Oh, God![br][puking sound]
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I'll send somebody in.
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[banging]
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Miss Browne, your call!
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I must go.
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Oh God!
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Do try to feel better.
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And go home.
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Yes.[br][pukes again]
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[music]
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[sound of door opening]
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[music]
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[sound of door closing]
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[music]
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- Oh, I'm so sorry...[br]- I'm a sloppy one. [russian?]
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Guy.
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Guy!
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...his own petard: and 't shall go hard.
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But I will delve[br]one yard below their mines,
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And blow them at the moon:
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When in one line two crafts directly meet.[br][2 persons whispering amongst themselves]
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[inaudible] I am delighted, good.
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Quiet please, shhh.
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This man must set me packing:
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I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.
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Mother, good night.
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Indeed...
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this counsellor
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Is now most still, most secret[br]and most grave,
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Where is Charles?
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Who was in life
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a foolish prating knave.
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Come, sir,
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to draw toward an end with you.
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You're cutting fine, darling.
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Guess who I've just seen[br]coming down the corridor?
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Who?
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Guy Burgess
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Who?
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Guy Burgess, dear.
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The spy.
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The missing diplomat.
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♪ (music) ♪
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Ah, my good lord,[br]what have I seen tonight!
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What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?
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Guy Burgess?
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How does Hamlet?
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Mad as the sea...
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Mad as the seas and wind when both contend[br]Which is the mightier:
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in his lawless fit,[br]Behind the arras hearing something stir,
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Whips out his rapier, cries,[br]"A rat, a rat!"
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And, in his brainish apprehension, kills[br]The unseen good old man.
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Oh, heavy deed!
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It had been so with us had we been there.
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His liberty is full of threats to all;
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To you yourself, to us, to everyone.
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♪ (music) ♪
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(applause)
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- Why?[br]- No!
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I don't want my mind broadened.
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I'd not eat cabbage for breakfast at home.[br]Why'd I eat it here?
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Well, it's good that I like beetroot,
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Otherwise I'd be reduced to[br]skin and bones.
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Do not push, Madam.
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Mum must be the word, truly.
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Why?
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Well, we don't want anyone[br]ringing "The Express."
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Give way.
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If anyone's going to eat tonight,[br]knock on my door.
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He's got fatter.
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You knew him?
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Oh, I used to run across him years ago,
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the way one does, you know...
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You're rather that way, aren't you?
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What way?
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Left.
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Oh. I was. Everyone was in those days.
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I like him.
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Despite the fact[br]that he was sick in my basin.
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Really?
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Bags of charm.
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Yes.
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But you're right, I wouldn't set[br]The Express on my worst enemy
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Drink?
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I'd love one.
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It's gone!
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My drink!
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My cigarettes.
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My soap!
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Huh! That stinker!
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Bags of charm...
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(keys clinking)
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Thank you.
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(footsteps)
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Nightcap?
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Please!
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(sound of door opening)
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Hot, hot, hot.
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Is your room hotter?
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Boiling!
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I am sure it's all part of the cold war...
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No plug.
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Secret store.
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(sound of cupboard being closed)
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(footsteps and glass clinking)
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Oh!
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(sound of glasses on the table)
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Have you found any bugs?
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Come again?
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Bugs!
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Have you found any bugs?
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Bugs? No, mine is very clean.
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(glasses clinking)
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Oh.
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Wonderful rooms!
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Every convenience.
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All same.
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I have but one complaint.
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Oh, what is that, pray?
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Well, in view of the splendid achievements
0:14:46.442,0:14:48.878
Of the Union of[br]Soviet Socialist Republics.
0:14:49.621,0:14:52.977
I think, at least, they might want to[br]plug the base...
0:14:53.047,0:14:55.216
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
0:14:55.216,0:14:55.984
What?
0:14:59.341,0:15:03.070
It's like playing Private lives[br]to a Wednesday matinee in Oldham.
0:15:03.265,0:15:04.265
Ha ha ha ha...
0:15:05.091,0:15:06.501
I'll tell you something else.
0:15:06.501,0:15:07.221
Mmm?
0:15:07.988,0:15:09.979
You can go off caviar.
0:15:10.080,0:15:12.360
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
0:15:21.510,0:15:23.550
(sound of note sliding under the door)
0:15:42.855,0:15:43.798
(sound of door being closed)
0:15:44.741,0:15:45.855
Who came?
0:15:46.648,0:15:47.938
I don't understand.
0:15:50.419,0:15:51.729
Just a moment!
0:15:57.445,0:16:03.645
(footsteps)
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Here you are.
0:16:15.471,0:16:16.506
Thank you.
0:16:17.259,0:16:20.819
(sound of receding footsteps)
0:16:21.511,0:16:23.031
(sound of plug being fixed)
0:16:23.502,0:16:29.906
(sound of running water)
0:16:31.983,0:16:45.839
♪ (music) ♪
0:16:46.260,0:16:47.090
(cups clinking)
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♪ (music) ♪
0:17:12.867,0:17:13.567
I can't do anything, there's no last name.
0:17:13.567,0:17:15.506
How did I send you a letter then?
0:17:15.506,0:17:16.976
I didn't receive your letter.
0:17:16.976,0:17:18.166
So what should I do?
0:17:18.166,0:17:20.323
I don't really care.
0:17:20.323,0:17:21.593
It's always like this with you.
0:17:22.121,0:17:24.737
Please, how do I get there?
0:17:29.349,0:17:31.829
Vera Ivanovna, [br]have you got such an address?
0:17:33.065,0:17:35.315
No, I don't know. [br]Just a minute, I'll take a look.
0:17:35.791,0:17:38.537
Well, somebody must be able[br]to tell me how to get there.
0:17:50.079,0:17:52.619
There is no such address. [br]I don't know.
0:17:52.691,0:17:53.833
This is ridiculous.
0:17:53.833,0:17:56.999
Haven't you got [br]a street directory an A to Z?
0:17:57.040,0:17:59.810
What are you talking about? [br]I don't understand anything!
0:18:00.411,0:18:01.722
Can I get a taxi?
0:18:01.722,0:18:02.450
No taxi.
0:18:02.991,0:18:03.975
Do you have trouble?
0:18:04.458,0:18:05.318
Oh no.
0:18:05.629,0:18:06.349
No.
0:18:09.841,0:18:10.637
Taxi!
0:18:10.641,0:18:11.361
Ta—
0:18:12.069,0:18:21.509
♪ (music) ♪
0:18:21.509,0:18:22.735
Hot pies!
0:18:23.746,0:18:25.342
Hot pies, hot pies!
0:18:27.676,0:18:29.576
Hot pies, hot pies!
0:18:31.448,0:18:32.538
What kind of pies?
0:18:32.939,0:18:33.939
Meat pies.
0:18:35.071,0:18:37.724
Excuse me, do you know where this is?
0:18:37.752,0:18:39.642
I don't know, [br]go to the embassy.
0:18:40.271,0:18:41.046
Thank you.
0:18:41.253,0:18:42.061
Hot pies!
0:18:43.001,0:18:44.001
Hot pies!
0:18:44.341,0:18:45.161
Hot pies!
0:18:45.221,0:18:55.948
♪ (music) ♪
0:18:56.184,0:19:06.994
♪ (lively music) ♪
0:19:07.017,0:19:13.810
♪ (increase in tempo of music) ♪
0:19:15.271,0:19:18.296
I just want to know where the place is.[br]How do I get there?
0:19:19.395,0:19:21.363
I thought that's what embassies were for.
0:19:21.521,0:19:24.417
You have to remember,[br]the gentleman in question was a spy.
0:19:24.911,0:19:26.773
In England he'd be languishing in jail.
0:19:26.861,0:19:29.500
You'd rather, languishing here actually.[br]Ha!
0:19:34.001,0:19:35.369
Bring a tape measure.
0:19:36.431,0:19:37.500
Bring a tape measure?
0:19:37.911,0:19:40.716
Mr Burgess has asked me to lunch.
0:19:41.651,0:19:42.646
With a tape measure?
0:19:42.718,0:19:43.848
Watching his waistline.
0:19:44.081,0:19:47.386
Well, you can not stop me[br]from going to lunch. It is a free country.
0:19:48.071,0:19:48.839
Rather, it is.
0:19:49.751,0:19:50.541
Have lunch here.
0:19:50.991,0:19:51.813
It's Tuesday.
0:19:52.063,0:19:53.494
It's Kedgeree, it's delicious!
0:19:53.671,0:19:56.423
It's Tuesday Tessa, Kedgeree!
0:19:59.191,0:20:01.174
Tessa doesn't think we take it seriously.
0:20:02.501,0:20:03.802
Was he a chum of yours?
0:20:04.531,0:20:07.754
He popped by my dressing room[br]last night and threw up in the basin.
0:20:08.221,0:20:10.060
It was love at first sight.
0:20:10.361,0:20:12.028
First impressions are always best.
0:20:12.571,0:20:14.577
You never had any contact with him before?
0:20:15.051,0:20:15.776
No.
0:20:15.811,0:20:18.341
You didn't meet him[br]when he was at the Foreign Office?
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No.
0:20:19.171,0:20:20.090
On the BBC?
0:20:20.295,0:20:21.025
No.
0:20:21.351,0:20:22.604
What about Maclean?
0:20:23.462,0:20:24.462
No!
0:20:24.671,0:20:27.359
Odd he should come[br]into your dressing room!
0:20:27.711,0:20:29.511
Ladies aren't exactly his like.
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Are they yours?
0:20:31.661,0:20:34.617
Of course, if all he wanted[br]was to be sick, that would figure.
0:20:35.151,0:20:37.723
He was coming around[br]to see one of the actors.
0:20:37.961,0:20:38.768
Which one?
0:20:39.370,0:20:41.851
You're not being paid[br]for The Daily Express, are you?
0:20:41.851,0:20:43.753
They're very keen to get a hold of him.
0:20:43.911,0:20:46.488
I should give up the idea.[br]Have lunch with us. Come on.
0:20:46.731,0:20:49.451
I have no intention of having[br]lunch with you.
0:20:50.256,0:20:52.309
He has asked me to call.
0:20:52.467,0:20:57.154
(sounds of the typewriter)
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Do you know where this is?
0:20:58.948,0:21:01.490
Oh, Tessa does not know, do you, Tessa?
0:21:01.660,0:21:02.854
Tessa's such a skinny.
0:21:03.934,0:21:05.893
Tessa's ambition is just marking time
0:21:05.893,0:21:08.555
until her face is on the front page[br]of Country Life.
0:21:08.645,0:21:10.234
after the advertisements
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for gateleg tables.
0:21:13.902,0:21:19.512
(sounds of the typewriter)
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Stalin is dead.
0:21:22.422,0:21:23.838
Exchanges are taking place.
0:21:24.183,0:21:25.741
You, the Old Vic.
0:21:26.394,0:21:27.801
Not overtures, I admit.
0:21:27.927,0:21:30.151
But the tuning up,[br]preparatory to the overtures
0:21:30.965,0:21:33.894
For the first time in 10 years,[br]we're on speaking terms
0:21:34.671,0:21:36.295
Our friends, the foe,
0:21:37.088,0:21:38.698
are just beginning to play ball.
0:21:38.741,0:21:41.525
We don't want them[br]to take that bat home, do we?
0:21:41.811,0:21:44.490
Burgess and Maclean,[br]they're yesterday's breakfast.
0:21:45.221,0:21:48.282
We wanted to get them,[br]the Russians want to forget them.
0:21:49.641,0:21:52.142
The thing is,[br]we do not want any fuss at this point.
0:21:52.431,0:21:53.234
No scenes.
0:21:54.351,0:21:55.510
This is grown-up stuff.
0:21:55.661,0:21:57.411
I am going to lunch.
0:21:57.901,0:21:59.101
A quiet little meal.
0:21:59.931,0:22:00.696
I am an actress.
0:22:00.696,0:22:03.430
All actresses are fools,[br]it's a well established fact.
0:22:04.621,0:22:06.036
Why should there be any fuss?
0:22:07.306,0:22:08.500
May I just take the note?
0:22:08.721,0:22:11.175
Certainly not. The impudence!
0:22:11.301,0:22:13.656
Oh, do stay to lunch,[br]there'll be jokes.
0:22:13.841,0:22:15.327
Yes, Giles knows lots of jokes.
0:22:15.631,0:22:17.131
Only we've heard them all.
0:22:17.481,0:22:18.961
New people make such a change.
0:22:19.121,0:22:21.420
Tessa wants you to stay. [br]Don't you, Tessa?
0:22:22.411,0:22:24.646
I think you're both shits.
0:22:24.791,0:22:27.614
I was only teasing! Oh God!
0:22:27.614,0:22:30.046
That means that we won't be on speakers[br]for a week.
0:22:32.701,0:22:35.588
Well, thank you for all your help.
0:22:36.907,0:22:38.876
Oh, don't bother to show me out.
0:22:40.641,0:22:42.311
Enjoy your Kedgeree.
0:22:55.141,0:22:56.154
Show me that address.
0:23:00.491,0:23:01.442
Tessa!
0:23:04.591,0:23:05.336
Naughty.
0:23:07.241,0:23:07.973
Sorry.
0:23:21.517,0:23:47.473
♪ (music) ♪
0:23:47.479,0:23:48.228
Oh...
0:23:48.228,0:23:50.519
♪ (music) ♪
0:23:50.519,0:23:55.601
I don't know such an address. [br]You, lady, should take a taxi.
0:23:56.481,0:23:57.285
Thank you.
0:23:57.285,0:24:03.858
♪ (music) ♪[br][Pravda "Truth", Russian newspaper]
0:24:03.858,0:24:19.195
[inaudible conversation in russian]
0:24:19.231,0:24:20.319
Excuse me.
0:24:21.275,0:24:22.195
[russian]
0:24:22.195,0:24:30.288
♪ (music) ♪
0:24:30.288,0:24:31.768
I know this place, I know it.
0:24:31.768,0:24:36.407
♪ (music) ♪
0:24:36.407,0:24:38.715
Will you give me your handkerchief? [br]I'll take you.
0:24:38.715,0:25:35.136
♪ (music) ♪
0:25:35.136,0:25:35.846
This is it.
0:25:35.846,0:26:23.415
♪ (music) ♪
0:26:24.241,0:26:26.002
♪ From the bank and from the river ♪
0:26:26.501,0:26:28.402
♪ He flashed into the crystal mirror, ♪
0:26:29.341,0:26:30.834
♪ ‘Tirra lira,’ by the river ♪
0:26:31.266,0:26:32.785
♪ Sang Sir Lancelot. ♪
0:26:34.001,0:26:36.261
♪ She left the web, she left the loom, ♪
0:26:36.266,0:26:38.346
♪ She made three paces[br]through the room, ♪
0:26:38.491,0:26:40.311
♪ She saw the water-lily bloom, ♪
0:26:40.501,0:26:42.261
♪ She saw the helmet and the plume, ♪
0:26:42.261,0:26:43.968
♪ She looked down to Camelot. ♪
0:26:45.061,0:26:46.954
♪ Out flew the web and floated wide; ♪
0:26:47.297,0:26:49.565
♪ The mirror cracked from side to side; ♪
0:26:50.247,0:26:52.717
♪ "The curse is come upon me," cried ♪
0:26:52.717,0:26:54.790
♪ The Lady of Shalott. ♪
0:26:55.331,0:26:58.796
I've tracked halfway across Russia[br]to get here.
0:26:59.031,0:26:59.764
Oh, dear!
0:27:00.453,0:27:02.091
I suppose that's my soap.
0:27:02.261,0:27:04.494
It is, it is, and very nice too.
0:27:05.151,0:27:06.573
Now, do sit down.
0:27:07.401,0:27:08.601
What a splendid coat!
0:27:09.881,0:27:10.624
There we are.
0:27:13.711,0:27:14.968
I've just been tidying up.
0:27:15.994,0:27:16.754
Here...
0:27:17.772,0:27:18.502
Now...
0:27:18.611,0:27:19.513
Have a drink...
0:27:20.500,0:27:23.251
You know, quite honestly,[br]I thought that you'd chuck.
0:27:23.761,0:27:24.724
I nearly did.
0:27:25.761,0:27:26.802
You steal my soap,
0:27:27.521,0:27:28.691
you steal my cigarettes,
0:27:29.181,0:27:31.127
you even stole my face powder.
0:27:31.181,0:27:33.137
I know, I know. One should have asked.
0:27:33.448,0:27:34.448
One is such a coward.
0:27:37.198,0:27:38.818
There, hardly any luxuries left..
0:27:39.471,0:27:40.681
Quite a pigsty, in fact.
0:27:41.451,0:27:43.447
You know I used to live[br]in German Street.
0:27:44.011,0:27:45.164
Tragic, you might think.
0:27:45.647,0:27:46.647
Well, not really.
0:27:48.481,0:27:49.893
That was a pigsty, too.
0:27:50.241,0:27:52.801
You know by their standard,[br]it's quite palatial...
0:27:53.656,0:27:54.656
even commodius...
0:27:55.511,0:27:57.003
One is very lucky.
0:28:00.151,0:28:01.918
If that's our lunch, it's burning.
0:28:02.041,0:28:04.111
Oh! Oh, dear! Oh yeah!
0:28:06.501,0:28:08.383
Can one salvage some of it?
0:28:10.321,0:28:11.086
No.
0:28:12.081,0:28:13.681
Oh![br][tapping sound]
0:28:16.891,0:28:18.111
Ah, all is not lost.
0:28:18.516,0:28:20.286
I managed to scrounge two tomatoes
0:28:20.371,0:28:22.051
And quite a talking point...
0:28:22.286,0:28:23.006
a grapefruit
0:28:23.006,0:28:23.732
Treats.
0:28:24.049,0:28:25.049
[unclear]
0:28:33.131,0:28:33.852
Garlic?
0:28:34.381,0:28:35.511
No, thank you.
0:28:35.511,0:28:36.290
I love it!
0:28:38.711,0:28:40.326
Now, tell me all the gossip.
0:28:41.761,0:28:43.232
Did you see Harold Nicholson?
0:28:43.721,0:28:46.707
I've seen him, but I do not know him.
0:28:47.081,0:28:47.812
Oh!
0:28:48.186,0:28:49.599
Nice man, nice man
0:28:50.261,0:28:52.491
What about Cyril Connolly?[br]He's everywhere.
0:28:52.641,0:28:54.733
Well, I have'nt run across him either.
0:28:54.733,0:28:55.436
Oh!
0:28:56.088,0:28:58.708
Somehow, one remembers[br]everyone knowing everyone else.
0:28:59.434,0:29:01.184
Everyone I knew, knew everyone else.
0:29:01.501,0:29:02.697
Auden, do you know him?
0:29:02.941,0:29:03.774
Pope-Hennessy?
0:29:08.401,0:29:10.778
The theater is in a terrible state.
0:29:11.031,0:29:13.826
The 3 plays closed in Shaftesbury avenue[br]in one week.
0:29:14.991,0:29:15.759
Really?
0:29:18.951,0:29:20.671
Some ballet on ice is coming here.
0:29:21.248,0:29:22.928
The comrades are all agog about it.
0:29:23.981,0:29:25.749
I am rather old-fashioned about ice.
0:29:27.401,0:29:29.285
I used to drive in Cambridge, you know.
0:29:29.901,0:29:32.381
One thinks back and wonders,[br]did one lose one's way?
0:29:34.051,0:29:35.565
You are not eating your tomato?
0:29:37.131,0:29:38.380
Well, I'm not hungry.
0:29:38.481,0:29:40.719
Oh, I am. Yum, yum. Mmm.
0:29:44.581,0:29:45.350
There.
0:29:48.421,0:29:49.175
Mmm.
0:29:49.348,0:29:51.028
"Do you see many people here?"
0:29:52.752,0:29:54.947
Oh, yes. Montones of friends.
0:29:58.881,0:30:01.759
Do not know what you are missing[br]with this tomato.
0:30:04.361,0:30:06.670
There is a half orange,[br]I suppose.
0:30:06.761,0:30:09.036
What? Oh yeah. Hmm.
0:30:09.121,0:30:11.919
He is a virtuoso of the balalaika.[br]We play duets.
0:30:12.001,0:30:13.434
Maclean?
0:30:14.521,0:30:16.671
Maclean? Oh no.
0:30:18.561,0:30:21.871
Maclean is not my friend. "No, honey, oh, no. No no.
0:30:21.961,0:30:25.317
No, no, he's so serious.[br]No jokes, no jokes at all.
0:30:25.401,0:30:27.232
Positively the last person[br]that I would have chosen
0:30:27.321,0:30:29.357
if I had had a choice.
0:30:29.441,0:30:32.035
And yet we are here in this[br]terrible tandem together, you see
0:30:32.121,0:30:34.351
Debenham and Freebody.
0:30:34.441,0:30:36.636
Crosse and Blackwell.
0:30:36.721,0:30:38.837
Auden and Isherwood.
0:30:38.921,0:30:40.593
Burgess and Maclean.
0:30:40.681,0:30:41.716
Do you know Auden?
0:30:41.801,0:30:43.632
You asked me. No.
0:30:44.401,0:30:48.314
Do not look.[br]The seeds get inside my plate.
0:30:48.401,0:30:50.915
You know, people ask me[br]if I have any regrets
0:30:51.001,0:30:53.151
The one regret I have[br]is that before I came away
0:30:53.241,0:30:57.757
I did not get a good pair of[br]National Health teeth.
0:30:57.841,0:31:01.356
Admirable as most things are[br]in the Soviet Socialist Republic,
0:31:01.441,0:31:04.319
making of dentures[br]is still in its infancy.
0:31:06.321,0:31:07.310
Hmm.
0:31:08.001,0:31:10.799
You know, there is no one in Moscow at all.
0:31:11.521,0:31:14.911
It's rather like staying in Cambridge[br]during long vacations.
0:31:15.001,0:31:16.957
I settle with anyone who is around here.
0:31:17.041,0:31:18.110
Me.
0:31:18.201,0:31:20.157
= No, no, no, no, no.
0:31:20.241,0:31:23.074
Besides, I asked you here for a reason.
0:31:23.961,0:31:26.600
Did you bring a tape measure?
0:31:30.161,0:31:33.949
I want you to measure me [br]for some suits for my tailor.
0:31:34.041,0:31:36.760
I only have one suit[br]the one I came away.
0:31:36.841,0:31:38.513
And I've fallen down a lot since then.
0:31:38.601,0:31:42.480
But I shan't know where to start - what measurements will he want?
0:31:42.561,0:31:46.031
Oh, measure it all, he will work it out.[br]He is a nice man.
0:31:46.121,0:31:48.510
Won't your people here[br]get you a suit?
0:31:48.601,0:31:49.795
What people?
0:31:49.881,0:31:51.360
The authorities.
0:31:51.441,0:31:53.432
Oh, yes, but have you seen them?
0:31:53.521,0:31:56.991
Clothing has never been the strong point[br]of the comrades.
0:31:57.081,0:32:01.233
Besides, I do not want to look like everybody else, right?
0:32:01.321,0:32:05.519
But, I seem to remember how it is done.
0:32:07.561,0:32:10.473
Your arms can not have changed.
0:32:10.561,0:32:13.155
You know, I never cared for cumin[br]the clothes before.
0:32:13.241,0:32:16.438
I always wore traditional clothes[br]in my class, you know.
0:32:16.521,0:32:20.673
Black coat, striped trousers, diplomatic[br]stripe suits, tweeds on weekends.
0:32:20.761,0:32:22.717
Shit order, of course. [br]Always in shit order.
0:32:22.801,0:32:25.838
But lovely, I always had charm.
0:32:25.921,0:32:29.630
"Well, you still have charm," she said through clenched teeth.
0:32:31.441,0:32:33.318
Not here, not for them.
0:32:33.401,0:32:36.632
For charm one needs words,[br]I have no words.
0:32:36.721,0:32:39.030
And without my clothes, I have no class.
0:32:39.121,0:32:42.238
For them, I am the Englishman.
0:32:42.321,0:32:45.233
You would want to go to bed with the English? I wonder? I do not think so. As I have been so spoiled during the war. London awash with rude soldiery.[br]- You speak Russian? - I manage.
0:32:45.321,0:32:47.312
I should learn, simply for the sex.
0:32:47.401,0:32:51.076
Boys are quite thin on the ground here.
0:33:04.201,0:33:05.839
They can not speak my language,[br]I can not speak theirs.
0:33:05.921,0:33:08.674
so that when I contact one[br]soon I get bored.
0:33:08.761,0:33:10.319
Sex needs language.
0:33:10.401,0:33:12.790
Well, at least you found a friend.
0:33:12.881,0:33:15.031
I do not know whether I've found one.
0:33:15.121,0:33:17.555
or if I have chosen one.
0:33:17.881,0:33:20.236
And I... I know what I've done[br]to deserve him.
0:33:20.321,0:33:22.516
But what has he done to deserve me?
0:33:22.601,0:33:25.035
Am I a reward or a punishment?
0:33:25.841,0:33:28.913
He plays the balalaika and[br]I play the piano.
0:33:29.881,0:33:31.200
It's funny.
0:33:32.321,0:33:35.313
He is a ballet electrician.
0:33:35.401,0:33:37.631
Of course, he might be a policeman.
0:33:37.721,0:33:39.871
If you are a policeman[br]disguises it well.
0:33:39.961,0:33:42.759
Forster lived with a cop, did not he? Do you know him?
0:33:42.841,0:33:46.550
I'm afraid I'm a disappointment[br]in the friends department.
0:33:46.641,0:33:48.393
Oh, no matter.
0:33:48.481,0:33:51.791
You know,[br]nobody will believe me when I go home.
0:33:51.881,0:33:54.349
What did you do in Moscow, darling?
0:33:54.441,0:33:58.593
Nothing much.[br]I took measurements to Guy Burgess' inside the leg.
0:34:00.921,0:34:04.630
I would not think the inside of one's leg changes much, does it?
0:34:04.721,0:34:06.552
One of the things that does not change.
0:34:07.681,0:34:09.353
The knee is such a distance[br]from the main body,
0:34:09.441,0:34:11.159
while the groin,[br]as your honour knows,
0:34:11.241,0:34:13.357
is in the curtain of the place.
0:34:13.441,0:34:15.193
Come again?
0:34:15.281,0:34:16.873
Tristram Shandy.
0:34:18.321,0:34:21.472
Of course, you would not, right?
0:34:21.561,0:34:23.711
Do what?
0:34:23.801,0:34:25.996
Go around telling everyone.
0:34:27.041,0:34:29.874
My people here would not like that.
0:34:31.161,0:34:32.480
No?
0:34:33.921,0:34:34.990
No.
0:34:37.201,0:34:39.431
A hat would be nice.
0:34:39.521,0:34:41.989
7 and 5/8.[br]Now, I will write the name of my...
0:34:42.081,0:34:44.197
I have it here, and, oh,[br]and that of my cobbler, too.
0:34:44.281,0:34:46.272
Oh, it's an outfit.
0:34:46.361,0:34:49.353
Yes, for marriage[br]at gunpoint.
0:34:50.521,0:34:52.637
Look, how do you know he will not say no?
0:34:52.721,0:34:55.235
- Hmm? [br]- Your tailor.
0:34:55.321,0:34:58.916
It would be vulgar to say no.[br]He will not say no.
0:35:00.521,0:35:01.840
I will see what I can do.
0:35:01.921,0:35:03.639
Oh, you're not leaving already, are you?
0:35:03.721,0:35:05.871
You do not want to leave, right?
0:35:05.961,0:35:10.751
Well, could not we go somewhere?[br]You could show me the sights.
0:35:10.841,0:35:15.869
Uh... Well, I can not go out yet,[br]I have to wait for a telephone call
0:35:15.961,0:35:19.192
When calling the phone,[br]I am permitted to leave.
0:35:19.281,0:35:20.953
Who from?
0:35:22.561,0:35:24.916
Oh, you know, my people.
0:35:27.321,0:35:29.437
It's generally around four.
0:35:30.601,0:35:32.637
That's another two hours.
0:35:35.521,0:35:39.912
Never mind.[br]I'll put my Jack Buchanan record.
0:35:50.081,0:35:54.120
*# Who stole my heart away
0:35:54.201,0:35:59.639
# Who makes me dream all day
0:35:59.721,0:36:05.353
*# Dreams I know can never come true
0:36:05.441,0:36:10.993
*# Seems as though I'll ever be blue
0:36:11.641,0:36:17.238
*# Who, means my happiness
0:36:17.321,0:36:25.433
*# Who, would I answer yes to
0:36:25.521,0:36:29.673
*# To none other than you
0:36:31.001,0:36:34.198
*# No one, but you!
0:37:05.201,0:37:08.398
Good, isn't it?[br]Want to hear it again?
0:37:08.481,0:37:10.631
- You only have the one?[br]- only the one.
0:37:10.721,0:37:12.120
What's on the other side?
0:37:12.201,0:37:14.078
Oh, you do not want to listen to the other side.
0:37:14.161,0:37:17.949
The other side is rubbish. "I never hear the other side.
0:37:20.081,0:37:24.279
*# Who stole my heart away
0:37:24.361,0:37:26.192
What do you miss the most?
0:37:28.521,0:37:34.869
Well, um... Apart from Club Reform,[br]the streets of London
0:37:34.961,0:37:38.431
and occasionally[br]the English countryside
0:37:40.281,0:37:43.751
I think the only thing I really miss[br]are the gossip
0:37:45.921,0:37:48.196
Comrades, although they are[br]in any other respect,
0:37:48.281,0:37:50.749
do not gossip in the way we do it,
0:37:50.841,0:37:52.797
or on the same issues.
0:37:52.881,0:37:55.998
Well, pardon me for saying it, dear[br]but the comrades seem to me to be...
0:37:56.081,0:37:59.437
... a sad disappointment in every department.
0:37:59.521,0:38:02.593
No gossip[br]their clothes are terrible
0:38:02.681,0:38:06.196
can not make false teeth,[br]what else is there?
0:38:07.161,0:38:08.833
The system.
0:38:08.921,0:38:12.596
I thought, that being English,[br]we would be interested in that.
0:38:14.681,0:38:17.354
What do people say about me in England?
0:38:18.241,0:38:20.436
They do not say much anymore.
0:38:21.721,0:38:25.350
I thought you were[br]a little like Oscar Wilde.
0:38:27.641,0:38:29.040
No, no.
0:38:30.921,0:38:36.200
Although, he was a performer[br]and I was an performer.
0:38:36.281,0:38:37.680
Both vain.
0:38:39.001,0:38:40.400
But I never pretended.
0:38:40.481,0:38:43.917
If I wore a mask, it was to be exactly what I seemed.
0:38:44.001,0:38:48.358
And in relation to the other, well[br]I do not want to hide it
0:38:50.281,0:38:51.794
But my analysis of situations,
0:38:51.881,0:38:54.839
The reports that I had to send to the Foreign Office[br]were always Marxist.
0:38:54.921,0:38:59.756
openly so, impeccably so.
0:38:59.841,0:39:01.797
But nobody minded.
0:39:01.881,0:39:04.600
It is already known Guy, the old and dear Guy.[br]Quite safe. If you do not want to tune into something
0:39:04.681,0:39:05.909
You have to adapt to everything else
0:39:06.001,0:39:07.354
And in all important things[br]I did conform.
0:39:07.441,0:39:11.195
How can he be a spy?[br]My tailor says.
0:39:11.281,0:39:14.193
The average Englishman, you see, is not interested in ideas.
0:39:15.481,0:39:17.915
Say what you like about political theory. No-one will listen.
0:39:21.441,0:39:23.671
You could shove a whole slice [br]of the Communist manifesto
0:39:23.761,0:39:26.480
into the Queen's Speech. [br]Nobody would turn a hair.
0:39:26.561,0:39:28.791
Least of all, I suspect, HMQ.
0:39:32.761,0:39:34.513
Am I boring you?
0:39:36.201,0:39:37.919
It does not matter.
0:39:57.361,0:40:01.673
I'll think of 101 things to ask you[br]when you've gone.
0:40:01.761,0:40:03.797
How is Cyril Connolly?
0:40:03.881,0:40:06.520
You've asked me that.[br]I do not know.
0:40:09.681,0:40:11.637
So little, England.
0:40:12.801,0:40:14.553
Little music, little art.
0:40:14.641,0:40:18.919
Timid, tasteful, nice.
0:40:20.001,0:40:23.516
And I still love her.I love her.
0:40:25.641,0:40:29.680
You know, I can say I love London[br]and I can say that I love England.
0:40:29.761,0:40:32.321
I can't say I love my country.
0:40:32.401,0:40:34.835
I don't know what that means.
0:40:38.041,0:40:39.997
Do you watch cricket?
0:40:40.081,0:40:41.230
No.
0:40:42.361,0:40:44.477
Anyway, it has changed.
0:40:44.921,0:40:46.195
Cricket?
0:40:46.361,0:40:47.794
London.
0:40:49.001,0:40:52.471
Why? I do not want it to change.
0:40:53.281,0:40:55.272
Why does anybody want to change it?
0:40:55.361,0:40:58.956
It is none of your business to change it.[br]The fools!
0:40:59.041,0:41:02.192
I should stop them,[br]tie them together.
0:41:03.001,0:41:06.516
Listen, dear. I'm only an actress.
0:41:07.481,0:41:10.279
I am not a bright lady,[br]by your standards.
0:41:11.041,0:41:13.032
I have never been much interested in politics
0:41:13.121,0:41:17.160
But if this is Communism[br]I don't like it because it's dull!
0:41:17.241,0:41:19.550
The poor things look so tired.
0:41:20.681,0:41:23.400
Some people think Australia's dull.
0:41:23.481,0:41:27.156
And that is not Communism. And look at Leeds!
0:41:29.761,0:41:34.357
Only it occurs to me that[br]we have sat here all afternoon
0:41:34.441,0:41:37.274
pretending that spying,
0:41:38.321,0:41:40.596
which is what you did, darling,
0:41:40.681,0:41:44.390
it was just a minor social misdemeanor.
0:41:44.481,0:41:47.712
no worse – and I’m sure in [br]certain people’s minds much better –
0:41:47.801,0:41:50.076
than being caught in a public lavatory
0:41:50.161,0:41:53.995
the way gentlemen [br]in my profession constantly are,
0:41:54.081,0:41:58.518
and that it’s something one shouldn’t mention.
0:41:59.561,0:42:01.472
out of politeness.
0:42:02.481,0:42:04.995
So that we won't be embarrassed.
0:42:07.041,0:42:08.838
That's very English.
0:42:08.921,0:42:13.278
We will pretend it has not happened[br]because we are both sensible people.
0:42:13.841,0:42:14.830
Well,
0:42:15.681,0:42:20.436
I am not English, I am not sensible,
0:42:20.521,0:42:22.273
I am an Australian.
0:42:24.241,0:42:26.994
I can't muster much morality.
0:42:27.681,0:42:31.754
Outside Shakespeare, the word "treason" to me means nothing -
0:42:33.321,0:42:37.280
only you pissed in our soup, and we drank it.
0:42:39.721,0:42:41.677
Well, very well.
0:42:42.961,0:42:45.634
It does not affect me, darling.
0:42:45.721,0:42:48.872
I will order your suit and your hat
0:42:48.961,0:42:53.239
And I will upload it to my account.[br]To mine, not a word.
0:42:53.601,0:42:55.910
but for one reason,
0:42:56.961,0:42:59.475
I'm sorry for you
0:43:01.041,0:43:04.272
Now, in your book,
0:43:04.361,0:43:06.670
in your real book,
0:43:06.761,0:43:11.391
where you'll probably add my name[br]to the list of all the other fools you've conned
0:43:11.481,0:43:13.949
But you are not conning me, darling.
0:43:15.601,0:43:17.353
I know.
0:43:19.041,0:43:22.272
The pipe is not fooling pussy.
0:43:27.801,0:43:31.840
A shame. I was enjoying that.
0:43:36.401,0:43:38.835
You spoiled the lady's big speech.
0:43:45.281,0:43:47.875
I just want to be told why.
0:43:52.001,0:43:55.789
At the time, I thought[br]it was the right thing to do.
0:43:57.281,0:44:01.638
And solitude, I suppose. [br]- Oh, solitude!
0:44:03.841,0:44:07.151
If you have a secret, you are alone.
0:44:07.241,0:44:11.154
But you told people - you told several people.
0:44:11.241,0:44:14.711
There is no point in having a secret[br]if you make a secret of it
0:44:15.281,0:44:17.875
In fact, another thing that can bring me[br]is an old Eaton necktie
0:44:17.961,0:44:20.156
This one is in the last.
0:44:20.241,0:44:22.197
Ah, here is Tolya.
0:44:26.201,0:44:28.795
Oh, yes. Now, this is Mrs. Browne.
0:44:28.881,0:44:31.520
She is an actress from England.
0:44:31.601,0:44:33.796
How do you do?
0:44:33.881,0:44:36.315
- How do you do?[br]- Very good.
0:44:36.401,0:44:38.073
If you give him a cigarette,[br]an English cigarette.
0:44:38.161,0:44:39.514
he will be your friend for life.
0:44:40.721,0:44:41.756
Hmm.
0:44:43.121,0:44:44.110
Ah.
0:44:56.001,0:44:57.480
Oh, dear. I'm sorry.
0:44:58.641,0:45:00.279
No.
0:45:01.481,0:45:02.550
No, no, please.
0:45:04.081,0:45:05.434
Please.
0:45:18.001,0:45:19.912
He is a real Queen Mary.
0:45:21.441,0:45:22.999
I could not ask him for a suit too, right?
0:45:23.081,0:45:24.719
He would look so nice.
0:45:24.801,0:45:27.395
Anything. Anything.
0:45:27.481,0:45:28.516
Hello, Guy, Guy.
0:45:37.041,0:45:40.795
Uh... Tolya wants to play a song for you.
0:45:40.881,0:45:42.678
Uh, do let him, he will be so pleased.
0:45:48.401,0:45:50.995
Gilbert and Sullivan.
0:45:54.881,0:45:57.679
# Take a pair of sparkling eyes,
0:45:57.761,0:46:00.116
# Hidden, ever and anon,
0:46:00.201,0:46:02.761
# In a merciful eclipse
0:46:03.521,0:46:06.115
# Do not heed their mild surprise
0:46:06.201,0:46:08.590
# Having passed the Rubicon.
0:46:08.681,0:46:11.149
# Take a pair of rosy lips ;
0:46:12.161,0:46:15.597
What do you think? Reward or punishment?
0:46:16.641,0:46:18.791
# (Be particular in this) ;
0:46:18.881,0:46:20.997
# Take a tender little hand,
0:46:21.081,0:46:23.549
# Fringed with dainty fingerettes,
0:46:23.641,0:46:25.438
# Press it in parenthesis ;
0:46:27.561,0:46:29.040
Where are we going?
0:46:29.121,0:46:30.349
Church.
0:46:30.441,0:46:32.875
Do you like church? I adore it.
0:46:32.961,0:46:34.314
In this one, the songs are very good.
0:46:34.401,0:46:38.952
The opera singers are in the choir,[br]warming up for the evening performance
0:46:39.521,0:46:41.989
Is not that, uh, another friend?
0:46:42.081,0:46:43.719
Oh, good God no.
0:46:43.801,0:46:46.440
You know, when I first came here,
0:46:46.521,0:46:48.716
I was shadowed by a rather large[br]police.
0:46:48.801,0:46:50.473
That was when I was a celebrity.
0:46:50.561,0:46:52.870
Nowadays they just send me to those who are in training..
0:46:52.961,0:46:54.440
Irony, that.
0:46:55.041,0:46:56.713
Good afternoon.[br](Russian) Good afternoon.
0:46:58.641,0:47:00.199
They are not strong in ironies, comrades.
0:47:02.641,0:47:04.632
Did you know Jack Buchanan?
0:47:04.721,0:47:06.632
Yes, I suppose.
0:47:07.721,0:47:09.552
We nearly got married.
0:47:20.321,0:47:22.118
It's strange.
0:47:22.641,0:47:24.632
Sybil Thorndik loved it.
0:49:20.561,0:49:22.756
I gave you my old mama's number, didn't I?
0:49:22.841,0:49:24.320
Yes.
0:49:26.241,0:49:29.711
I... do like it here.
0:49:31.201,0:49:33.271
Do not tell anyone I do not.
0:49:33.361,0:49:36.433
And thanks again, in advance.
0:50:11.481,0:50:13.278
Are you Mrs. Burguess?
0:50:13.361,0:50:14.919
My name is Coral Browne,
0:50:15.001,0:50:17.834
I just saw Guy in Moscow,[br]and asked me to call him.
0:50:17.921,0:50:20.310
- What does it look like? "Oh, he looks good."
0:50:20.401,0:50:21.959
I wish I could see you.
0:50:22.041,0:50:23.235
Old rogue.
0:50:23.321,0:50:25.915
Will not you go again?[br]I know you'd like to see him.
0:50:26.001,0:50:28.993
I do not think I can now[br]I got a stupid hip.
0:50:29.081,0:50:30.992
Oh, I'm so sorry.
0:50:31.081,0:50:34.517
Well, maybe they will let him come back[br]sometime.
0:50:34.601,0:50:37.718
You should not be on the corner[br]for the rest of his life.
0:50:37.801,0:50:40.793
They are site years. People are silly.
0:50:42.881,0:50:45.076
Let me see? Come back.
0:50:45.161,0:50:48.278
Yeah, yeah, well, it's a little short on the left
0:50:48.361,0:50:50.033
We can easily alter that.
0:50:50.121,0:50:53.431
You have changed very little[br]over the years, you know.
0:50:53.521,0:50:56.752
Credit. Good.
0:50:56.841,0:51:01.551
And, if I wanted to try on the pants,[br]with which we had no problems,
0:51:01.641,0:51:04.997
And now there's this, which has a nondescript amount of work to make...
0:51:05.081,0:51:09.279
I will be with you in a moment! "That's fine, I think.
0:51:11.201,0:51:12.429
Yes, ma'am, can I help you?
0:51:12.521,0:51:15.035
Good morning.[br]I would like to order some suits
0:51:15.121,0:51:16.713
Certainly, ma'am, have a seat.
0:51:16.801,0:51:19.076
You have made suits[br]for this gentleman before
0:51:19.161,0:51:20.514
but now he lives abroad.
0:51:20.601,0:51:21.875
I see.
0:51:21.961,0:51:23.917
I took his measurements.
0:51:24.681,0:51:25.909
I do not know if they're quite right.
0:51:27.121,0:51:28.440
Let me see.
0:51:29.961,0:51:33.078
Oh, yes. Yes,[br]this is more than adequate.
0:51:33.161,0:51:35.834
Uh, could we know the gentleman's name?
0:51:36.521,0:51:37.749
Burgess.
0:51:41.761,0:51:43.592
I seem to remember that we had, uh...
0:51:43.681,0:51:45.990
We had two Mr. Burgesses.
0:51:53.681,0:51:56.639
This I take it as Mr.Burguess, G.
0:51:58.081,0:52:00.037
How is Mr Burgess?
0:52:00.121,0:52:02.715
Fatter, I see.
0:52:03.801,0:52:06.110
He was one of our more colorful customers.
0:52:06.201,0:52:09.273
Too little color in our drab lives these days
0:52:09.361,0:52:12.000
Mr Guy favoured this pattern.
0:52:12.081,0:52:14.231
It's a... It's a durable fabric.
0:52:14.321,0:52:16.357
Their costumes always suffered[br]enough punishment.
0:52:16.441,0:52:18.033
I hope, that you have been useful
0:52:18.121,0:52:19.156
Oh, yes, they have been.
0:52:19.241,0:52:21.072
I am glad to hear it.
0:52:21.161,0:52:24.551
Always getting scratches.Mr Guy.
0:52:24.641,0:52:25.790
And your name is?
0:52:25.881,0:52:27.314
Browne.
0:52:27.401,0:52:29.471
No discretion is needed here, ma'am
0:52:29.561,0:52:31.358
No, truly.
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My apologies.
0:52:35.361,0:52:38.717
And this is the address?
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We put little of ourselves[br]into our suits,
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that is our loyalty.
0:52:44.321,0:52:46.835
And mum's the word.
0:52:48.361,0:52:51.034
Mum is always the word here, madam.
0:52:51.121,0:52:55.672
Moscow or Maidenhead, [br]mum is always the word.
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Baldwin, Brooks...
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Burgess...
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Burgess, Burgess, Burgess,
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Burgess.
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No.
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- I'll call back later. [br]- Burgess, Burgess, Burgess.
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5807.
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Well, if I wanted to follow the[br]bowels of the Earth.
0:53:20.481,0:53:22.551
We'll see what we can find.
0:53:25.681,0:53:27.876
5807...
0:53:27.961,0:53:31.158
This is Mr. Burguess[br]who got into hot water.
0:53:31.241,0:53:32.276
George!
0:53:32.361,0:53:33.555
Yes.
0:53:33.641,0:53:38.237
5807... 5807...
0:53:42.601,0:53:44.034
It's a graveyard.
0:53:44.121,0:53:48.433
On the contrary, ma'am, [br]they are all very much alive and indeed kicking
0:53:48.521,0:53:51.240
5807...
0:53:51.321,0:53:55.109
From time to time we make[br]a small bonfire.
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George, 5807.
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Ah, excuse me, sir.
0:54:04.881,0:54:06.997
Well, it is a very long way from him.
0:54:07.081,0:54:09.151
I thought I would never ask for others.
0:54:09.241,0:54:10.913
George is quite inconsiderate.
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Here it is.
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GB.
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Great Britain.
0:54:25.521,0:54:27.273
I wish I had told her[br]in due time,
0:54:27.361,0:54:29.397
I would have liked to have seen the old thing again.
0:54:29.481,0:54:31.711
Well, he wanted me to take him to lunch.
0:54:31.801,0:54:33.519
- Oh! "Give me a check."
0:54:33.601,0:54:34.829
Oh!
0:54:34.921,0:54:36.559
I'm not sure I should[br]charge it.
0:54:36.641,0:54:38.597
Oh, for Guy.
0:54:41.321,0:54:43.039
Did you have a problem[br]to send the goods?
0:54:43.121,0:54:44.156
Oh, no, no, no.
0:54:44.241,0:54:46.914
No one moved a tab,[br]why should they?
0:54:47.001,0:54:48.400
Everything has been sent.
0:54:48.481,0:54:51.837
Only now she has written[br]asking for some pajamas
0:54:51.921,0:54:53.274
- Hmm? "Look."
0:54:53.361,0:54:56.159
- Goodbye, Mario. [br]- Goodbye, madam.
0:54:56.241,0:55:01.235
What I really need, really,[br]the only thing is pajamas.
0:55:01.321,0:55:05.633
Rations that can not sleep late,[br]in fact, are not made for that purpose.
0:55:05.721,0:55:08.440
What I would like are four pairs...
0:55:08.521,0:55:09.920
Oh!
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fairly flat,[br]and of these two colors.
0:55:16.041,0:55:17.793
And finally my set will be complete.
0:55:17.881,0:55:20.839
and I should look like a real agent,[br]again.
0:55:20.921,0:55:22.240
What?
0:55:24.161,0:55:26.959
and I should look like a real gent[br]again
0:55:27.041,0:55:28.030
Oh.
0:55:29.801,0:55:32.838
Well, I think the pyjamas are going to be the end.
0:55:34.361,0:55:35.874
Otherwise[br]the little Dolly
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will be betraying, betraying, betraying[br]until the cows come home.
0:55:38.081,0:55:40.959
Or until the revolution comes.
0:55:49.681,0:55:52.753
I'm afraid this gentleman does not have[br]already an account with us, ma'am
0:55:52.841,0:55:56.117
His account was closed. "I know, but he wants to open it again."
0:55:56.201,0:55:58.795
I'm afraid that's impossible.
0:55:58.881,0:56:00.712
Why?[br]- Well...
0:56:01.441,0:56:04.513
We send pajamas to the royal family.
0:56:04.601,0:56:06.114
So?
0:56:06.201,0:56:08.192
The gentleman is a traitor, Madame.
0:56:08.281,0:56:11.159
So? Must traitors sleep on a cloth?
0:56:11.241,0:56:14.233
Sorry. We have to trace the line[br]somewhere.
0:56:14.321,0:56:16.676
Well, why there?
0:56:16.761,0:56:19.434
Suppose someone commits [br]adultery in your precious pajamas
0:56:19.521,0:56:21.910
And I imagine it has occurred?
0:56:22.001,0:56:24.674
What happens when he orders [br]his next pair of jim-jams?
0:56:24.761,0:56:26.319
Is it sorry, no can do?
0:56:26.401,0:56:30.553
- I'm very sorry.[br]- She says the whole time she's sorry!
0:56:30.641,0:56:32.313
Oh, Jesus Christ!
0:56:32.401,0:56:34.119
You were quite happy to satisfy this man
0:56:34.201,0:56:37.830
when he was one of the most [br]notorious buggers in London!
0:56:37.921,0:56:39.593
And a drunk on offer.
0:56:39.681,0:56:42.434
Oh, yes. But then it was someone in the[br]Foreign Office.
0:56:42.521,0:56:45.672
A little red pipe on the sleeve,[br]Mr Burguess?.Of course.
0:56:45.761,0:56:48.719
A discreet initials in the pocket,[br]Mr Burguess?.Oh, yes, certainly.
0:56:48.801,0:56:51.076
And if there's anything else you need,[br]Mr Burgess,
0:56:51.161,0:56:55.120
We would be very happy to lower your pants[br]striped
0:56:55.201,0:56:56.236
and make them!
0:56:57.641,0:56:58.835
But not anymore.
0:56:58.921,0:57:01.515
Look, ma'am, I do not know why[br]is doing this for him.
0:57:01.601,0:57:02.670
But as far as we are concerned,
0:57:02.761,0:57:05.480
Mr Burgess is a client[br]with whom we have finished.
0:57:05.561,0:57:07.358
Ours is a respectable firm..
0:57:07.441,0:57:09.397
Highly respectable!
0:57:09.481,0:57:13.110
It’s pricks like you that [br]make me understand why he went!
0:57:13.201,0:57:15.157
Thank God I'm not English!
0:57:15.241,0:57:19.029
In fact, lady, our signature[br]is not English either, in origin
0:57:19.121,0:57:21.760
Oh? What nationality is it?
0:57:21.841,0:57:23.354
Hungarian.
0:57:24.241,0:57:25.879
I see.
0:57:25.961,0:57:31.035
Well, you can not resist buying an old Eaton tie.
0:57:31.121,0:57:32.634
Cash, of course.
0:57:32.721,0:57:35.440
It is for the mother of the Archbishop[br]of Canterbury
0:57:46.841,0:57:50.117
# That he is an Englishman!
0:57:51.601,0:57:54.035
*# That he is an Englishman!
0:57:54.121,0:57:57.830
*# For he might have been a Roosian,
0:57:59.041,0:58:02.431
*#A French, or Turk, or Proosian,
0:58:02.521,0:58:10.080
*# Or perhaps Itali-an!
0:58:10.161,0:58:14.677
*# But in spite of all temptations
0:58:14.761,0:58:18.720
*# to belong to other nations,
0:58:18.801,0:58:22.271
*# He remains an Englishman!
0:58:22.361,0:58:29.153
*# He remains an Englishman!
0:58:31.241,0:58:35.917
*# For in spite of all temptations
0:58:36.001,0:58:40.040
*# to belong to other nations,
0:58:40.121,0:58:50.838
*# He remains an Englishman!
0:58:55.441,0:58:59.400
*# For he himself has said it,
0:58:59.481,0:59:03.838
*# And it's greatly to his credit,
0:59:03.921,0:59:08.392
*# That he is an Englishman!
0:59:08.481,0:59:15.353
*# That he is an Englishman!