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♪ (music) ♪

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♪ Who, stole my heart away ♪

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♪ Who, makes me dream all day ♪

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♪ Dreams I know can never be true ♪

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♪ Seems as though I'll ever be blue ♪

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♪ Who, means my happiness ♪

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♪ Who, would I answer yes to ♪

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♪ Well, you ought to guess who ♪

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♪ No one but you ♪

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♪ (crescendo) ♪

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♪ ( diminuendo) ♪

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♪ (Welcome gong and trumpets) ♪
[Hamlet playing]

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(King Claudius)
Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

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Moreover that we much did long to see you,

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The need we have to use you did provoke

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Our hasty sending.

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Something have you heard

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Of Hamlet’s transformation;

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so call it,

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Sith, nor the exterior nor the inward man

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Resembles that it was.

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What it should be,

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More than his father’s death,

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that thus hath put him

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So much from the understanding of himself,

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I cannot dream of:

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I entreat you both,

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That, being of so young days
brought up with him,

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And sith so neighbor'd
to his youth and humor,

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That you vouchsafe
your rest here in our court

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Some little time: so by your companies
- Sit properly. It's a theater, not a pub.

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To draw him on to pleasures,
and to gather,

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So much as from occasion you may glean,

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Whether aught, unknown to us,

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afflicts him thus,

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That, open'd,

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lies within our remedy.

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(Queen Gertrude) Good gentlemen,
- Excuse me, madam.

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he hath much talk'd of you;
[russian]

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And sure I am two men there is not living

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To whom he more adheres.
[inaudible]

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If it will please you

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To show us so much gentry and goodwill

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As to expend your time with us awhile,

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For the supply and profit of our hope,

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Your visitation shall receive such thanks

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As fits a king’s remembrance. 
(thinks) Somebody's just walking out...

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(Rosencratz) Both your majesties, might
by the sovereign power you have of us,

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Put your dread pleasures more into command

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Than to entreaty.

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(Guildenstern) But we both obey,
And here give up ourselves, in full bent

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What a pleasure in this day and age to
hear the language so beautifully spoken.

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(Guildenstern)
To be commanded.

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Dear, dear, I'm not walking out.
I just have to go for a piss, you see.

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(Gertrude)Thanks,
gentle Guildenstern and Rosencrantz

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And I beseech you instantly

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Wait and listen.

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(Gertrude) Go some of you,
And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.

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(Guildenstern) Heavens make our presence
and practices pleasant and helpful to him!

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(Clearing throat)

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(footsteps)

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Going to the… excuse me.

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Hmm..

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Gosh!

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What is this? This is shameful.

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What is this?

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(footsteps)

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♪ Our hope for years to come ♪

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♪ Our shelter from the stormy blast ♪

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♪ And our eternal home. ♪

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♪ Before the hills in order stood ♪

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No soap.

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There's never any soap!

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(Russian): There is no soap, why?

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(Russian):
We weren't given soap, that's why!

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Do I want to be sick?

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Huh?

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No, no, not yet.

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Hmm.

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You know,

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you remind me of a stalker I once knew.

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♪ (Music) ♪

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(Applause)

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(door being opened)

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♪ (music) ♪

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My dear lady,

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I do assure you,

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one is an old friend of the leading actor.

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We were at Cambridge together.

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Young men together at university.

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They've come such a long way
one simply must

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put one's head around the door.

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(Russian): Your pass, please.
Otherwise, you won't get in.

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My Pass? Well, my Pass...

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I'm sure I'm not the first person

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to remark on your pronounced resemblance
to the late Ernest Bevin.

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It is most striking.

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You could be sisters.

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Yes shocking like this, I know...
but quite amusing. Mmm-hmm.

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Do I look such a tremendous villain?

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And a special news.
- (Russian): Your light bulb's burned out.

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Oh, uh, do hurry....
One is not feeling at all well.

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Oh, dear.Thank you.
(clears throat)

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(buzzer rings)

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Thank you.
(coughs)

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(door closing)

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♪ (music) ♪

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[Russian]

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[Russian]

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♪ (unsettling music) ♪

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(muffled nausea sound)

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(sigh)

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The drink, the drink.

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(pukes)

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(door bangs)

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It is the drink!

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(pukes)

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Aren't you feeling well?

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(clears throat)

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Yes, thank you.

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I am perfectly all right.
(pukes again)

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Well, I'll get the woman.

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(knocking on the door)

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I'm in a French faux.

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Oh, run that tap, for God's sake.

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Oh, yes.

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I wouldn't care,
but it's only the interval.

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If you want to come round and be sick

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you might at least save it
for the end of the performance.

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Oh!

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Pears soap!

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Who are you?

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And who is that boy outside?

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Boy?

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Outside?

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(footsteps)

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I don't know.

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I haven't seen that one before.

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Could I have one of these?

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(sighs)

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I love your frock.

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You are very rude.
Are you from the embassy?

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Not exactly.

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Well, there can't be many other Englishmen
in Moscow, who are you?

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I was at Cambridge with Hamlet.

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Well, why don't we tell him you're here?

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He's only down the corridor.

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All in good time.

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The question is, you see
are we as welcome as ever?

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I know your face.

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Craven A,

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for your throat's sake.

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Mmm.

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Are you enjoying the play?

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I'm adoring it.

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I like the local Laertes.

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He goes rather well into times.

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Yes, that's what he thinks.

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It looks as if he's put a couple of 
King Edwards down there.

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(laughs)

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How do you like Moscow?

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Oh, I loathe it, darling.

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I cannot understand
what those Three Sisters are on about.

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It gives the play a very sinister slant.

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Act II begins, please.

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Ah, a drink would help.

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Begin Act II, please.

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Don't you think you've had enough?

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All right.

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If you're not at the embassy,
what do you do?

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I liaise.

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Are you press?

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Sort of.

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Ahhh!

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You're not feeling sick again?

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Don't know, uh, think I am, rather

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Oh, God!

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A lesson I've learned in life
is that when one is sick

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it's always in threes.
[3 knocks]

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Your call please, Miss Browne.

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Yes, here it comes.

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(puking sound)

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Oh, God!
[puking sound]

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I'll send somebody in.

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[banging]

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Miss Browne, your call!

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I must go.

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Oh God!

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Do try to feel better.

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And go home.

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Yes.
(pukes again)

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♪ (music) ♪

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(door opening)

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♪ (music) ♪

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(door closing)

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♪ (music) ♪

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- Oh, I'm terribly...
- I'm a sloppy one. (russian)

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Guy.

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Guy!

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(Hamlet)
...his own petard: and 't shall go hard.

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But I will delve
one yard below their mines,

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And blow them at the moon:
(whispering)

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When in one line two crafts directly meet.
(whispering)

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[inaudible] I am delighted, good.

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Quiet please, shhh.

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This man must set me packing:

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I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.

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Mother, good night.

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Indeed...

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this counsellor

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Is now most still, most secret
and most grave,

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Where is Charles?

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(Hamlet) Who was in life

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a foolish prating knave.

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Come, sir,

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to draw toward an end with you.

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You're cutting fine, darling.

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Guess who I've just seen
coming down the corridor?

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Who?

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Guy Burgess

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Who?

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Guy Burgess, dear.

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The spy.

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The missing diplomat.

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♪ (music) ♪

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Ah, my good lord,
what have I seen tonight!

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What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?

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Guy Burgess?

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How does Hamlet?

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Mad as the sea...

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Mad as the seas and wind when both contend
Which is the mightier:

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in his lawless fit,
Behind the arras hearing something stir,

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Whips out his rapier, cries,
"A rat, a rat!"

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And, in his brainish apprehension, kills
The unseen good old man.

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(King Claudius) Oh, heavy deed!

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It had been so with us had we been there.

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His liberty is full of threats to all;

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To you yourself, to us, to everyone.

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♪ (music) ♪

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(applause)

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- Why?
- No!

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I don't want my mind broadened.

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I'd not eat cabbage for breakfast at home.
Why'd I eat it here?

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Well, it's good that I like beetroot,

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Otherwise I'd be reduced to
skin and bones.

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Do not push, Madam.

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Mum must be the word, truly.

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Why?

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Well, we don't want anyone
ringing "The Express."

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Give way.

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If anyone's going to eat tonight,
knock on my door.

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He's got fatter.

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You knew him?

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Oh, I used to run across him years ago,

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the way one does, you know...

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You're rather that way, aren't you?

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What way?

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Left.

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Oh. I was. Everyone was in those days.

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I like him.

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Despite the fact
that he was sick in my basin.

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Really?

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Bags of charm.

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Yes.

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But you're right, I wouldn't set
The Express on my worst enemy.

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Drink?

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I'd love one.

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It's gone!

269
00:13:15,305 --> 00:13:16,042
My drink!

270
00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:18,411
My cigarettes.

271
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:21,128
My soap!

272
00:13:21,651 --> 00:13:24,006
That stinker!

273
00:13:24,381 --> 00:13:25,404
Bags of charm...

274
00:13:27,492 --> 00:13:31,052
(keys clinking)

275
00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:32,085
Thank you.

276
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:36,453
(footsteps)

277
00:13:39,911 --> 00:13:40,662
Nightcap?

278
00:13:40,662 --> 00:13:41,412
Please!

279
00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:45,492
(door opening)

280
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:48,253
Hot, hot, hot.

281
00:13:49,081 --> 00:13:50,161
Is your room hotter?

282
00:13:50,161 --> 00:13:50,971
Boiling!

283
00:13:51,387 --> 00:13:54,584
I'm sure it's all part of the cold war...

284
00:13:54,997 --> 00:13:56,337
(footsteps)

285
00:13:56,524 --> 00:13:59,204
(tap running)

286
00:13:59,331 --> 00:14:00,296
No plug.

287
00:14:02,248 --> 00:14:03,528
(paper rustling)

288
00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:08,014
Secret store. Hmm hmm.

289
00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:09,928
(cupboard being closed)

290
00:14:10,429 --> 00:14:13,269
(footsteps and glass clinking)

291
00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:16,011
Oh!

292
00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:18,596
(glasses being placed on the table)

293
00:14:18,911 --> 00:14:20,183
Have you found any bugs?

294
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:21,473
Come again?

295
00:14:21,617 --> 00:14:22,337
Bugs!

296
00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:24,600
Have you found any bugs?

297
00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:27,055
Bugs? No, mine's very clean.

298
00:14:28,908 --> 00:14:29,788
(glasses clinking)

299
00:14:33,511 --> 00:14:34,221
Oh.

300
00:14:34,891 --> 00:14:36,308
Wonderful rooms!

301
00:14:36,589 --> 00:14:37,659
Every convenience.

302
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:38,871
All same.

303
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:41,561
I have but one complaint.

304
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:43,682
Oh, what is that, pray?

305
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,442
Well, in view of the splendid achievements

306
00:14:46,442 --> 00:14:48,878
of the Union of
Soviet Socialist Republics...

307
00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:52,977
I think, at least, they might want to...
a plug for the base...

308
00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:55,216
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

309
00:14:55,216 --> 00:14:55,984
What?

310
00:14:59,341 --> 00:15:03,070
It's like playing Private lives
to a Wednesday matinee in Oldham.

311
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:04,265
Ha ha ha ha...

312
00:15:05,091 --> 00:15:06,501
I'll tell you something else.

313
00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:07,221
Mmm?

314
00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:09,979
You can go off caviar.

315
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,360
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

316
00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,550
(note being slid under the door)

317
00:15:42,528 --> 00:15:44,268
(creaking of a door being closed)

318
00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:45,855
Who came?

319
00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:48,208
(Russian): I don't understand.

320
00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:51,729
(Russian): Just a moment!

321
00:15:57,445 --> 00:16:03,645
(footsteps)

322
00:16:09,073 --> 00:16:10,333
(Russian): Here you are.

323
00:16:15,471 --> 00:16:16,506
Thank you.

324
00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:20,819
(footsteps receding)

325
00:16:21,511 --> 00:16:23,031
(plug being fixed)

326
00:16:23,502 --> 00:16:31,741
(running water)

327
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:45,839
♪ (music) ♪

328
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,090
(cups clinking)

329
00:16:47,495 --> 00:17:10,557
♪ (music) ♪

330
00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:11,557
(in Russian...)

331
00:17:11,557 --> 00:17:13,577
I can't do anything, there's no last name.

332
00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:15,506
How did I send you a letter then?

333
00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:16,976
I didn't receive your letter.

334
00:17:16,976 --> 00:17:18,166
So what should I do?

335
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,323
I don't really care.

336
00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:21,833
It's always like this with you.

337
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,737
Please, how do I get there?

338
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:32,029
(Russian): Vera Ivanovna, 
have you got such an address?

339
00:17:32,745 --> 00:17:35,665
(Russian): No, I don't know. 
Just a minute, I'll take a look.

340
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:38,537
Well, somebody must be able
to tell me how to get there.

341
00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:52,619
(Russian): 
There is no such address. I don't know.

342
00:17:52,691 --> 00:17:53,833
This is ridiculous.

343
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,999
Haven't you got 
a street directory, an A to Z?

344
00:17:56,999 --> 00:18:00,230
(Russian): What are you talking about? 
I don't understand anything!

345
00:18:00,411 --> 00:18:01,722
Can I get a taxi?

346
00:18:01,722 --> 00:18:02,450
No taxi.

347
00:18:02,991 --> 00:18:03,975
Do you have trouble?

348
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,318
Oh no.

349
00:18:05,629 --> 00:18:06,349
No.

350
00:18:09,841 --> 00:18:10,637
Taxi!

351
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:11,361
Ta—

352
00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:21,509
♪ (music) ♪

353
00:18:21,509 --> 00:18:22,735
(Russian): Hot pies!

354
00:18:23,746 --> 00:18:25,342
(Russian): Hot pies, hot pies!

355
00:18:27,676 --> 00:18:29,576
(Russian): Hot pies, hot pies!

356
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:32,858
(Russian): What kind of pies?

357
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:33,939
(Russian): Meat pies.

358
00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:37,724
Excuse me, do you know where this is?

359
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:39,932
(Russian): 
I don't know, go to the embassy.

360
00:18:40,271 --> 00:18:41,046
Thank you.

361
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,271
(Russian): Hot pies!

362
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:44,001
(Russian): Hot pies!

363
00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:45,301
(Russian): Hot pies!

364
00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:55,948
♪ (music) ♪

365
00:18:56,184 --> 00:19:06,994
♪ (upbeat music) ♪

366
00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:13,810
♪ (increase in tempo of music) ♪

367
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:18,296
I just want to know where the place is.
How do I get there?

368
00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:21,363
I thought that's what embassies were for.

369
00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:24,417
You have to remember,
the gentleman in question was a spy.

370
00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:26,773
In England he'd be languishing in jail.

371
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,500
You'd rather, languishing here actually.
Ha!

372
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:34,001
(clickety-clack of a typewriter)

373
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,369
Bring a tape measure.

374
00:19:36,431 --> 00:19:37,500
Bring a tape measure?

375
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,716
Mr Burgess has asked me to lunch.

376
00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:42,646
With a tape measure?

377
00:19:42,718 --> 00:19:43,848
Watching his waistline.

378
00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:47,386
Well, you can't stop me
from going to lunch. It's a free country.

379
00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:48,839
Rather, it is.

380
00:19:49,751 --> 00:19:50,541
Have lunch here.

381
00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:51,813
It's Tuesday.

382
00:19:52,063 --> 00:19:53,494
It's Kedgeree, it's delicious!

383
00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:56,423
It's Tuesday Tessa, Kedgeree!

384
00:19:59,191 --> 00:20:01,264
Tessa doesn't think we take her seriously.

385
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,802
Was he a chum of yours?

386
00:20:04,531 --> 00:20:07,754
He popped by my dressing room
last night and threw up in the basin.

387
00:20:08,221 --> 00:20:10,060
It was love at first sight.

388
00:20:10,361 --> 00:20:12,028
First impressions are always best.

389
00:20:12,571 --> 00:20:14,577
You never had any contact with him before?

390
00:20:15,051 --> 00:20:15,776
No.

391
00:20:15,811 --> 00:20:18,341
You didn't meet him
when he was at the Foreign Office?

392
00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:19,096
No.

393
00:20:19,171 --> 00:20:20,090
On the BBC?

394
00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:21,025
No.

395
00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:22,604
What about Maclean?

396
00:20:23,462 --> 00:20:24,462
No!

397
00:20:24,671 --> 00:20:27,359
Odd he should come
into your dressing room!

398
00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:29,511
Ladies aren't exactly his like.

399
00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:30,921
Are they yours?

400
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:34,617
Of course, if all he wanted
was to be sick, that would figure.

401
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,723
He was coming around
to see one of the actors.

402
00:20:37,961 --> 00:20:38,768
Which one?

403
00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:41,851
You're not being paid
for The Daily Express, are you?

404
00:20:41,851 --> 00:20:43,753
They're very keen to get a hold of him.

405
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:46,488
I should give up the idea.
Have lunch with us. Come on.

406
00:20:46,731 --> 00:20:49,451
I have no intention of having
lunch with you.

407
00:20:50,256 --> 00:20:52,309
He has asked me to call.

408
00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:57,154
(clickety-clack of a typewriter)

409
00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:58,521
Do you know where this is?

410
00:20:58,948 --> 00:21:01,490
Oh, Tessa does not know, do you, Tessa?

411
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,854
Tessa's such a skinny.

412
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:05,893
Tessa's ambition is just marking time

413
00:21:05,893 --> 00:21:08,555
until her face is on the front page
of Country Life

414
00:21:08,645 --> 00:21:10,234
after the advertisements

415
00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:11,812
for gateleg tables.

416
00:21:13,902 --> 00:21:19,512
(clickety-clack of a typewriter)

417
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,791
Stalin is dead.

418
00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:23,838
Exchanges are taking place.

419
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,741
You, the Old Vic.

420
00:21:26,394 --> 00:21:27,801
Not overtures, I admit.

421
00:21:27,927 --> 00:21:30,281
But the tuning up,
preparatory to the overtures...

422
00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:33,894
For the first time in 10 years,
we're on speaking terms.

423
00:21:34,671 --> 00:21:36,295
Our friends, the foe,

424
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,698
are just beginning to play ball.

425
00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:41,525
We don't want them
to take that bat home, do we?

426
00:21:41,811 --> 00:21:44,490
Burgess and Maclean,
they're yesterday's breakfast.

427
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:48,282
We wanted to get them,
the Russians want to forget them.

428
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,142
The thing is,
we do not want any fuss at this point.

429
00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:53,234
No scenes.

430
00:21:54,351 --> 00:21:55,510
This is grown-up stuff.

431
00:21:55,661 --> 00:21:57,411
I am going to lunch.

432
00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,101
A quiet little meal.

433
00:21:59,931 --> 00:22:00,696
I am an actress.

434
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:03,430
All actresses are fools,
it's a well established fact.

435
00:22:04,621 --> 00:22:06,036
Why should there be any fuss?

436
00:22:07,306 --> 00:22:08,500
May I just take the note?

437
00:22:08,721 --> 00:22:11,175
Certainly not. The impudence!

438
00:22:11,301 --> 00:22:13,656
Oh, do stay to lunch,
there'll be jokes.

439
00:22:13,841 --> 00:22:15,327
Yes, Giles knows lots of jokes.

440
00:22:15,631 --> 00:22:17,131
Only we've heard them all.

441
00:22:17,481 --> 00:22:18,961
New people make such a change.

442
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:21,420
Tessa wants you to stay. 
Don't you, Tessa?

443
00:22:22,411 --> 00:22:24,646
I think you're both shits.

444
00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:27,614
I was only teasing! Oh God!

445
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:30,046
That means that we won't be on speakers
for a week.

446
00:22:32,701 --> 00:22:35,588
Well, thank you for all your help.

447
00:22:36,907 --> 00:22:38,876
Oh, don't bother to show me out.

448
00:22:40,641 --> 00:22:42,311
Enjoy your Kedgeree.

449
00:22:42,726 --> 00:22:55,141
(footsteps)

450
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,154
Show me that address.

451
00:23:00,491 --> 00:23:01,442
Tessa!

452
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:05,336
Naughty.

453
00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:07,973
Sorry.

454
00:23:09,663 --> 00:23:20,745
(footsteps)

455
00:23:20,777 --> 00:23:47,473
♪ (music) ♪

456
00:23:47,479 --> 00:23:48,228
Oh...

457
00:23:48,228 --> 00:23:50,519
♪ (music) ♪

458
00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:55,601
(Russian): I don't know such an address. 
You, lady, should take a taxi.

459
00:23:56,481 --> 00:23:57,285
Thank you.

460
00:23:57,285 --> 00:24:03,858
♪ (music) ♪
(Pravda "Truth", Russian newspaper)

461
00:24:03,858 --> 00:24:19,195
(inaudible conversation in russian)

462
00:24:19,231 --> 00:24:20,319
Excuse me.

463
00:24:21,275 --> 00:24:22,195
[russian]

464
00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:30,228
♪ (music) ♪

465
00:24:30,228 --> 00:24:32,145
(Russian): I know this place, I know it.

466
00:24:32,145 --> 00:24:35,847
♪ (music) ♪

467
00:24:35,847 --> 00:24:38,715
(Russian): Will you give me your
handkerchief? I'll take you.

468
00:24:38,715 --> 00:25:35,136
♪ (music) ♪

469
00:25:35,136 --> 00:25:36,196
(Russian): This is it.

470
00:25:36,196 --> 00:26:23,415
♪ (music) ♪

471
00:26:24,241 --> 00:26:26,002
♪ From the bank and from the river ♪

472
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,402
♪ He flashed into the crystal mirror, ♪

473
00:26:29,341 --> 00:26:30,834
♪ ‘Tirra lira,’ by the river ♪

474
00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:32,785
♪ Sang Sir Lancelot. ♪

475
00:26:34,001 --> 00:26:36,261
♪ She left the web, she left the loom, ♪

476
00:26:36,266 --> 00:26:38,346
♪ She made three paces
through the room, ♪

477
00:26:38,491 --> 00:26:40,311
♪ She saw the water-lilies bloom, ♪

478
00:26:40,501 --> 00:26:42,261
♪ She saw the helmet and the plume, ♪

479
00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:43,968
♪ She looked down to Camelot. ♪

480
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,954
♪ Out flew the web and floated wide; ♪

481
00:26:47,297 --> 00:26:49,565
♪ The mirror cracked from side to side; ♪

482
00:26:50,247 --> 00:26:52,717
♪ "The curse is come upon me," cried ♪

483
00:26:52,717 --> 00:26:54,790
♪ The Lady of Shalott. ♪

484
00:26:55,331 --> 00:26:58,796
I've tracked halfway across Russia
to get here.

485
00:26:59,031 --> 00:26:59,764
Oh, dear!

486
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:02,091
I suppose that's my soap.

487
00:27:02,261 --> 00:27:04,494
It is, it is, and very nice too.

488
00:27:05,151 --> 00:27:06,573
Now, do sit down.

489
00:27:07,401 --> 00:27:08,601
What a splendid coat!

490
00:27:09,881 --> 00:27:10,624
There we are.

491
00:27:13,711 --> 00:27:14,968
I've just been tidying up.

492
00:27:15,994 --> 00:27:16,754
Here...

493
00:27:17,772 --> 00:27:18,502
Now...

494
00:27:18,611 --> 00:27:19,513
Have a drink...

495
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,251
You know, quite honestly,
I thought that you'd chuck.

496
00:27:23,761 --> 00:27:24,724
I nearly did.

497
00:27:25,761 --> 00:27:26,802
You steal my soap,

498
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,691
you steal my cigarettes,

499
00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:31,127
you even stole my face powder.

500
00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:33,137
I know, I know. One should have asked.

501
00:27:33,448 --> 00:27:34,448
One is such a coward.

502
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:38,818
There, hardly any luxuries left..

503
00:27:39,471 --> 00:27:40,681
Quite a pigsty, in fact.

504
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,447
You know I used to live
in German Street.

505
00:27:44,011 --> 00:27:45,164
Tragic, you might think.

506
00:27:45,647 --> 00:27:46,647
Well, not really.

507
00:27:48,481 --> 00:27:49,893
That was a pigsty, too.

508
00:27:50,241 --> 00:27:52,801
You know by their standard,
it's quite palatial...

509
00:27:53,656 --> 00:27:54,656
even commodius...

510
00:27:55,511 --> 00:27:57,003
One is very lucky.

511
00:28:00,151 --> 00:28:01,918
If that's our lunch, it's burning.

512
00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:04,111
Oh! Oh, dear! Oh yeah!

513
00:28:04,111 --> 00:28:06,476
(food bubbling in the pot)

514
00:28:06,501 --> 00:28:08,383
Can one salvage some of it, you think?

515
00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:11,086
No.

516
00:28:12,081 --> 00:28:13,681
Oh!
(tapping)

517
00:28:16,891 --> 00:28:18,111
Ah, all is not lost.

518
00:28:18,516 --> 00:28:20,286
I managed to scrounge two tomatoes

519
00:28:20,371 --> 00:28:22,051
And quite a talking point...

520
00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:23,006
a grapefruit

521
00:28:23,006 --> 00:28:23,732
Treats.

522
00:28:24,049 --> 00:28:25,049
[unclear]

523
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:28,950
(furniture being moved)

524
00:28:31,570 --> 00:28:32,570
(clinking of cutlery)

525
00:28:33,131 --> 00:28:33,852
Garlic?

526
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,511
No, thank you.

527
00:28:35,511 --> 00:28:36,290
I love it!

528
00:28:38,711 --> 00:28:40,326
Now, tell me all the gossip.

529
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:43,232
Did you see Harold Nicholson?

530
00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:46,707
I've seen him, but I do not know him.

531
00:28:47,081 --> 00:28:47,812
Oh!

532
00:28:48,186 --> 00:28:49,599
Nice man, nice man

533
00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:52,491
What about Cyril Connolly?
He's everywhere.

534
00:28:52,641 --> 00:28:54,733
Well, I have'nt run across him either.

535
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,436
Oh!

536
00:28:56,088 --> 00:28:58,708
Somehow, one remembers
everyone knowing everyone else.

537
00:28:59,434 --> 00:29:01,184
Everyone I knew, knew everyone else.

538
00:29:01,501 --> 00:29:02,697
Auden, do you know him?

539
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:03,774
Pope-Hennessy?

540
00:29:08,401 --> 00:29:10,778
The theater's in a terrible state.

541
00:29:11,031 --> 00:29:13,826
Three plays closed on Shaftesbury avenue
in one week.

542
00:29:14,991 --> 00:29:15,759
Really?

543
00:29:18,951 --> 00:29:20,671
Some ballet on ice is coming here.

544
00:29:21,248 --> 00:29:22,928
The comrades are all agog about it.

545
00:29:23,981 --> 00:29:25,749
I'm rather old-fashioned about ice.

546
00:29:27,401 --> 00:29:29,325
I used to direct in Cambridge, you know.

547
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:32,381
One thinks back and wonders,
did one miss one's way?

548
00:29:34,051 --> 00:29:35,565
You're not eating your tomato?

549
00:29:36,761 --> 00:29:38,380
Well, I'm not hungry.

550
00:29:38,481 --> 00:29:40,719
Oh, I am. Yum, yum. Mmm.

551
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:44,520
(clinking of cutlery)

552
00:29:44,581 --> 00:29:45,350
There.

553
00:29:45,915 --> 00:29:48,375
(clinking of cutlery)

554
00:29:48,421 --> 00:29:49,175
Mmm.

555
00:29:49,348 --> 00:29:51,028
Do you see many people here?

556
00:29:52,752 --> 00:29:54,947
Oh, yes. Heaps of chums...

557
00:29:57,271 --> 00:29:58,271
(chomping the tomato)

558
00:29:58,271 --> 00:30:00,559
Don't know what you're missing
with this tomato.

559
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:02,620
(chomping)

560
00:30:03,681 --> 00:30:05,610
There's your other half, I suppose...

561
00:30:06,191 --> 00:30:07,426
What? Oh yeah. Hmm.

562
00:30:08,381 --> 00:30:10,031
He is a dab hand of the balalaika.

563
00:30:10,031 --> 00:30:10,751
We play duets.

564
00:30:11,361 --> 00:30:12,234
Maclean?

565
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,520
Maclean?

566
00:30:15,056 --> 00:30:15,806
Oh no.

567
00:30:16,053 --> 00:30:17,053
[laughs]

568
00:30:17,851 --> 00:30:20,091
Maclean is not my friend.
No doubt you'll know.

569
00:30:20,396 --> 00:30:21,116
No, no, no...

570
00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:24,027
No, no, no. He's so unfunny and no jokes.
No jokes at all.

571
00:30:24,331 --> 00:30:26,598
Positively the last person
one would have chosen

572
00:30:26,598 --> 00:30:28,138
had one had the choice.
[laughs]

573
00:30:28,721 --> 00:30:31,405
Yet we are here in this terrible
tandem together, you see

574
00:30:31,501 --> 00:30:33,021
Debenham and Freebody.
Uh-hmm...

575
00:30:33,671 --> 00:30:35,771
Crosse and Blackwell.
Hm hm hm, mhhhh...

576
00:30:35,991 --> 00:30:36,947
Auden and Isherwood.

577
00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,103
Burgess and Maclean.

578
00:30:39,991 --> 00:30:40,942
Do you know Auden?

579
00:30:41,111 --> 00:30:42,319
You asked me. No.

580
00:30:43,701 --> 00:30:44,441
Don't look.

581
00:30:44,671 --> 00:30:46,310
The seeds get inside my plate.

582
00:30:47,571 --> 00:30:49,231
You know, people ask me
if I have any regrets

583
00:30:49,231 --> 00:30:50,231
(water running)

584
00:30:50,231 --> 00:30:51,401
The one regret I have

585
00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:52,775
is that before I came away

586
00:30:52,775 --> 00:30:56,357
I didn't get myself fitted out with
a good pair of National Health Gnashers.

587
00:30:57,131 --> 00:31:00,200
Admirable as most things are
in the Soviet Socialist Republic,

588
00:31:00,721 --> 00:31:02,776
making of dentures
is still in its infancy.

589
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:04,238
(plate being reinserted)

590
00:31:05,315 --> 00:31:06,054
Hmm.

591
00:31:07,341 --> 00:31:09,359
You know, there's no one in Moscow at all.

592
00:31:10,901 --> 00:31:13,631
It's rather like staying up at Cambridge
for the long vac.

593
00:31:14,321 --> 00:31:16,107
One makes do with whoever's around...

594
00:31:16,311 --> 00:31:17,050
Me.

595
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,125
Ha ha ha!

596
00:31:18,201 --> 00:31:19,441
No, no, no, no, no.

597
00:31:19,521 --> 00:31:21,434
Besides, I asked you here for a reason.

598
00:31:23,451 --> 00:31:24,860
Did you bring a tape measure?

599
00:31:29,441 --> 00:31:32,539
I want you to measure me 
for some suits from my tailor.

600
00:31:33,321 --> 00:31:35,680
I only have one suit,
the one I came away in.

601
00:31:36,131 --> 00:31:38,142
And I've fallen down a lot since then.

602
00:31:38,601 --> 00:31:40,285
I shan't know where to start.

603
00:31:40,605 --> 00:31:42,081
What measurements will he want?

604
00:31:42,081 --> 00:31:43,891
Oh, measure it all, he'll work it out.

605
00:31:44,146 --> 00:31:45,026
He is a nice man.

606
00:31:45,421 --> 00:31:47,212
Won't the people here get you a suit?

607
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:48,485
What people?

608
00:31:49,161 --> 00:31:49,970
The authorities.

609
00:31:50,711 --> 00:31:52,249
Oh, yes, but have you seen them?

610
00:31:52,821 --> 00:31:55,203
Clothes have never been
the comrades' strong point.

611
00:31:56,461 --> 00:31:59,253
Besides, I don't want to look
like everyone else, right?

612
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,208
Now, I seem to remember

613
00:32:03,644 --> 00:32:04,354
doing this.

614
00:32:04,732 --> 00:32:05,461
Ah...

615
00:32:05,461 --> 00:32:06,176
Hm hm hm.

616
00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:06,891
Hm hm.

617
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:08,929
Your arms can't have changed.

618
00:32:09,781 --> 00:32:12,402
You know, I never cared a tuppence
about clothes before.

619
00:32:12,501 --> 00:32:15,618
I was kitted out in the traditional
clothes in my class, you know.

620
00:32:15,751 --> 00:32:19,722
Black coat, striped trousers,
pinstripe suit, tweeds for weekends.

621
00:32:20,051 --> 00:32:22,157
Shit order, of course. 
Always in shit order.

622
00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:24,788
But charm, now I always had charm.

623
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:28,860
"Well, you still have charm,"
she said through clenched teeth.

624
00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:29,920
Ha ha ha ha.

625
00:32:30,721 --> 00:32:32,038
Not here, not for them.

626
00:32:32,741 --> 00:32:35,282
For charm one needs words.
I have no words.

627
00:32:36,001 --> 00:32:37,690
And short of my clothes, no class.

628
00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:40,778
To them, I am the Englishman.

629
00:32:41,629 --> 00:32:44,308
"Would you like to go to bed
with the Englishman", I say.

630
00:32:44,568 --> 00:32:45,418
"Not really."

631
00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:48,510
How one got so spoiled during the war,

632
00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:50,030
the joys of the blackout.

633
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,530
London awash with rude soldiery.

634
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,510
(Russian) Long time, no see.

635
00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:57,590
You speak Russian?

636
00:32:57,870 --> 00:32:58,595
I manage.

637
00:32:58,835 --> 00:33:00,656
I ought to learn, simply for the sex.

638
00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,341
Boys are quite thin on the ground here.

639
00:33:03,341 --> 00:33:05,351
They can't speak my tongue,
I can't theirs.

640
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:07,251
So when one does get one it soon palls.

641
00:33:08,081 --> 00:33:09,069
Sex needs language.

642
00:33:09,671 --> 00:33:11,664
Well, at least you found a friend.

643
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:15,558
I do not know whether I've found one
or whether I've been allotted one.

644
00:33:17,071 --> 00:33:17,771
And I...

645
00:33:17,771 --> 00:33:19,551
I know what I've done to deserve him.

646
00:33:19,551 --> 00:33:21,246
But what has he done to deserve me?

647
00:33:21,891 --> 00:33:23,745
Am I a reward or a punishment?

648
00:33:25,161 --> 00:33:27,887
He plays the balalaika and
I play the piano.

649
00:33:29,161 --> 00:33:29,880
It's fun.

650
00:33:31,641 --> 00:33:33,443
He is an electrician with the ballet.

651
00:33:34,691 --> 00:33:36,381
Of course, he might be a policeman.

652
00:33:36,961 --> 00:33:39,111
If he is a policeman,
he does it jolly well...

653
00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:41,251
Forster lived with a policeman, didn't he?

654
00:33:41,281 --> 00:33:42,099
Do you know him?

655
00:33:42,131 --> 00:33:45,897
I feel I'm somewhat of a disappointment
in the friends department.

656
00:33:46,161 --> 00:33:46,923
Oh, no matter.

657
00:33:47,761 --> 00:33:48,521
You know...

658
00:33:48,881 --> 00:33:50,701
No one will believe me when I go home.

659
00:33:51,411 --> 00:33:53,089
What did you do in Moscow, darling?

660
00:33:53,701 --> 00:33:54,420
Nothing much.

661
00:33:55,087 --> 00:33:57,710
I measured Guy Burgess inside the leg.

662
00:33:58,105 --> 00:33:58,898
Ah ha ha ha...

663
00:34:00,201 --> 00:34:02,950
I shouldn't think one's inside leg
alters much, would you?

664
00:34:04,021 --> 00:34:05,127
One of the immutables.

665
00:34:06,491 --> 00:34:08,693
The knee is such a distance
from the main body,

666
00:34:08,693 --> 00:34:10,571
whereas the groin,
as your honour knows,

667
00:34:10,571 --> 00:34:12,412
is upon the very curtain of the place.

668
00:34:12,781 --> 00:34:13,513
Come again?

669
00:34:14,481 --> 00:34:15,268
Tristram Shandy.

670
00:34:17,951 --> 00:34:20,002
Of course, you wouldn't do that,
would you?

671
00:34:20,751 --> 00:34:21,501
Do what?

672
00:34:23,241 --> 00:34:24,626
Go around telling everybody.

673
00:34:26,261 --> 00:34:28,656
My people here wouldn't like that.

674
00:34:30,531 --> 00:34:31,260
No?

675
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,050
No.

676
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,531
A hat would be nice.

677
00:34:38,761 --> 00:34:39,621
7 and 5/8.

678
00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:41,301
Now, I will write the name of my...

679
00:34:41,301 --> 00:34:43,517
I have it here, and, oh,
and my bootmaker, too.

680
00:34:43,521 --> 00:34:45,512
Yeah, it's a trousseau.

681
00:34:45,581 --> 00:34:46,313
Yeah !

682
00:34:46,677 --> 00:34:47,787
For a shotgun marriage.

683
00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:51,837
Look, how do you know he won't say no?

684
00:34:51,837 --> 00:34:52,549
Hmm?

685
00:34:52,826 --> 00:34:53,826
Your tailor...

686
00:34:54,431 --> 00:34:55,896
It would be vulgar to say no.

687
00:34:55,896 --> 00:34:56,756
(paper being torn)

688
00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:58,028
He won't say no.

689
00:34:59,771 --> 00:35:01,090
I'll see what I can do.

690
00:35:01,231 --> 00:35:02,849
Oh, you're not going yet, are you?

691
00:35:03,021 --> 00:35:04,611
You don't want to go yet, do you?

692
00:35:05,231 --> 00:35:07,511
Well, couldn't we go somewhere?

693
00:35:08,011 --> 00:35:09,471
You could show me the sights.

694
00:35:10,111 --> 00:35:11,939
Uh... Well, I can't go out yet...

695
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,340
I have to wait for a telephone call.

696
00:35:15,241 --> 00:35:17,832
When the telephone call comes,
I am permitted to leave.

697
00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:19,262
Who from?

698
00:35:21,831 --> 00:35:22,746
Oh, you know...

699
00:35:23,398 --> 00:35:24,158
my people.

700
00:35:26,721 --> 00:35:28,017
It's generally around four.

701
00:35:30,051 --> 00:35:31,567
That's another two hours!

702
00:35:34,631 --> 00:35:35,342
Never mind.

703
00:35:36,131 --> 00:35:37,992
I'll play you my Jack Buchanan record.

704
00:35:44,921 --> 00:35:47,481
♪ (music) ♪

705
00:35:47,491 --> 00:35:54,120
♪ Who, stole my heart away ♪

706
00:35:54,201 --> 00:35:58,899
♪ Who, makes me dream all day ♪

707
00:35:59,071 --> 00:36:04,823
♪ Dreams I know can never be true ♪

708
00:36:04,861 --> 00:36:10,933
♪ Seems as though I'll ever be blue ♪

709
00:36:10,971 --> 00:36:17,018
♪ Who, means my happiness ♪

710
00:36:17,061 --> 00:36:24,903
♪ Who, would I answer yes to ♪

711
00:36:25,231 --> 00:36:29,243
♪ Well you ought to guess who ♪

712
00:36:30,381 --> 00:36:32,518
♪ No one, but you ♪

713
00:36:32,669 --> 00:36:47,559
♪ (crescendo) ♪

714
00:36:47,576 --> 00:36:52,510
♪ No one else... ♪ 
♪ (music tempo rising) ♪

715
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:57,238
♪ no one else... ♪
♪ (music tempo rising) ♪

716
00:36:57,238 --> 00:36:58,728
♪ else ♪

717
00:36:58,728 --> 00:36:59,714
♪ else but you... ♪

718
00:36:59,714 --> 00:37:02,439
♪ (music tempo rises and ends) ♪

719
00:37:04,411 --> 00:37:05,188
Good, isn't it?

720
00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,094
Want to hear it again?

721
00:37:07,761 --> 00:37:08,841
You just have the one?

722
00:37:08,971 --> 00:37:09,711
Just the one.

723
00:37:09,983 --> 00:37:11,202
What's on the other side?

724
00:37:11,202 --> 00:37:13,429
Oh, you don't want to listen
to the other side.

725
00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:14,708
The other side is rubbish.

726
00:37:14,835 --> 00:37:16,555
I never listen to the other side.

727
00:37:17,258 --> 00:37:19,688
♪ (music) ♪

728
00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:23,599
♪ Who, stole my heart away ♪

729
00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:25,127
What do you miss the most?

730
00:37:25,127 --> 00:37:27,781
♪ Who ♪

731
00:37:27,781 --> 00:37:29,481
Well, um...
♪ makes me dream ♪

732
00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:32,031
Apart from the Reform Club,
♪ all day. Dreams I ♪

733
00:37:32,031 --> 00:37:33,418
the streets of London
♪ know ♪

734
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,331
and
♪ can never be true ♪

735
00:37:35,361 --> 00:37:37,339
occasionally the English countryside...

736
00:37:39,711 --> 00:37:41,441
I think the only thing I really miss

737
00:37:42,386 --> 00:37:43,156
is gossip.

738
00:37:44,961 --> 00:37:47,516
The comrades, though splendid
in every other respect,

739
00:37:47,611 --> 00:37:50,079
don't gossip in quite the way we do

740
00:37:50,121 --> 00:37:51,712
or about quite the same subjects.

741
00:37:52,201 --> 00:37:53,831
Now, pardon me for saying so, dear

742
00:37:53,831 --> 00:37:55,411
but the comrades seem to me to be

743
00:37:55,411 --> 00:37:58,024
a sad disappointment in every department.

744
00:37:58,851 --> 00:37:59,718
There's no gossip,

745
00:38:00,377 --> 00:38:01,706
their clothes are terrible,

746
00:38:02,161 --> 00:38:03,616
they can't make false teeth,

747
00:38:04,211 --> 00:38:05,151
what else is there?

748
00:38:06,431 --> 00:38:07,174
The system...

749
00:38:08,201 --> 00:38:10,886
though being English,
you wouldn't be interested in that.

750
00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:15,958
What do people say about me in England?

751
00:38:17,551 --> 00:38:18,946
They don't say much anymore.

752
00:38:20,981 --> 00:38:24,038
I thought you as a bit like Oscar Wilde.

753
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:25,779
Ha ha.

754
00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:27,740
No, no.

755
00:38:30,211 --> 00:38:31,548
Though he was a performer

756
00:38:31,944 --> 00:38:33,104
(clinking of cutlery)

757
00:38:33,341 --> 00:38:34,521
and I was a performer.

758
00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:35,521
(clinking of cutlery)

759
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:36,285
Both vain.

760
00:38:38,301 --> 00:38:39,350
But I never pretended.

761
00:38:39,781 --> 00:38:42,327
If I wore a mask,
it was to be exactly what I seemed.

762
00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:44,648
And as for the other, well...

763
00:38:45,374 --> 00:38:46,901
I made no bones about the other.

764
00:38:47,151 --> 00:38:49,461
(clinking of cutlery)

765
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:50,894
But my analysis of situations,

766
00:38:50,999 --> 00:38:54,241
the precis I had to submit
to the Foreign Office were always Marxist.

767
00:38:54,241 --> 00:38:54,963
Openly so,

768
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:58,411
impeccably so.
(clinking of cutlery)

769
00:38:59,151 --> 00:39:01,047
But nobody minded.
(clinking of cutlery)

770
00:39:01,321 --> 00:39:03,191
It's only Guy, dear old Guy.
Quite safe.

771
00:39:03,381 --> 00:39:05,381
See, if you do wish
to conform in one thing

772
00:39:05,381 --> 00:39:09,061
you must conform in all the others.
And in all important things I did conform.

773
00:39:09,131 --> 00:39:10,341
(clinking of cutlery)

774
00:39:10,621 --> 00:39:11,615
How can he be a spy?

775
00:39:11,732 --> 00:39:12,732
He goes to my tailor!

776
00:39:14,469 --> 00:39:17,292
The average Englishman, you see,
is not interested in ideas.

777
00:39:17,334 --> 00:39:20,208
Say what you like about political theory,
no one will listen.

778
00:39:20,208 --> 00:39:21,602
You could shove a whole slice

779
00:39:21,602 --> 00:39:24,082
of the Communist manifesto
into the Queen's Speech.

780
00:39:24,082 --> 00:39:25,301
Nobody would turn a hair.

781
00:39:25,861 --> 00:39:27,391
Least of all, I suspect, HMQ.

782
00:39:27,391 --> 00:39:32,161
(stove-top being cleaned)

783
00:39:32,211 --> 00:39:33,306
Am I boring you?

784
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:36,514
It does not matter.

785
00:39:38,495 --> 00:39:41,117
(stove-top being cleaned)

786
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:56,671
♪ (piano music) ♪

787
00:39:56,671 --> 00:39:59,408
I'll think of 101 things to ask you
when you've gone.

788
00:40:01,061 --> 00:40:02,197
How is Cyril Connolly?

789
00:40:03,311 --> 00:40:04,975
You've asked me that.
I do not know.

790
00:40:09,131 --> 00:40:09,887
So little...

791
00:40:10,264 --> 00:40:10,973
England.

792
00:40:12,101 --> 00:40:13,333
Little music, little art.

793
00:40:13,962 --> 00:40:14,692
Hmm.

794
00:40:14,771 --> 00:40:15,499
Timid,

795
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,480
tasteful,

796
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:17,951
nice.

797
00:40:19,431 --> 00:40:20,266
Yet one loves it.

798
00:40:21,933 --> 00:40:22,673
Loves it.

799
00:40:25,101 --> 00:40:28,000
You see, I can say I love London
and I can say I love England.

800
00:40:29,151 --> 00:40:31,771
I can't say I love my country.

801
00:40:31,771 --> 00:40:33,725
I don't know what that means.

802
00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:38,307
Do you watch cricket?

803
00:40:39,271 --> 00:40:39,980
No.

804
00:40:41,891 --> 00:40:42,917
Anyway, it's changed.

805
00:40:44,101 --> 00:40:44,855
Cricket?

806
00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:46,444
London.

807
00:40:48,372 --> 00:40:49,092
Why?

808
00:40:50,261 --> 00:40:51,511
I don't want it to change.

809
00:40:52,581 --> 00:40:54,252
Why does anybody want to change it?

810
00:40:54,671 --> 00:40:56,198
They've no business changing it.

811
00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:57,488
The fools!

812
00:40:58,314 --> 00:40:59,901
You should stop them changing it.

813
00:40:59,901 --> 00:41:00,722
Band together.

814
00:41:02,621 --> 00:41:03,341
Listen, dear.

815
00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:05,141
I'm only an actress.

816
00:41:06,891 --> 00:41:08,859
I'm not a bright lady, by your standards.

817
00:41:10,381 --> 00:41:12,431
I've never been
much interested in politics.

818
00:41:12,431 --> 00:41:15,770
But if this is Communism,
I don't like it because it's dull!

819
00:41:16,611 --> 00:41:18,090
The poor things look so tired.

820
00:41:20,191 --> 00:41:22,390
But then, some people think
Australia's dull.

821
00:41:22,761 --> 00:41:24,026
And that's not Communism.

822
00:41:24,914 --> 00:41:25,794
And look at Leeds!

823
00:41:29,121 --> 00:41:30,631
Only it occurs to me

824
00:41:31,931 --> 00:41:33,721
that we have sat here all afternoon

825
00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:35,994
pretending that spying,

826
00:41:37,951 --> 00:41:39,586
which is what you did, my darling,

827
00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:42,960
was just a minor social misdemeanor,

828
00:41:43,781 --> 00:41:44,501
no worse...

829
00:41:44,861 --> 00:41:47,221
And I’m sure
in certain people’s minds much better

830
00:41:47,221 --> 00:41:49,436
than being caught in a public lavatory

831
00:41:49,501 --> 00:41:51,962
the way gentlemen 
in my profession constantly are.

832
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:57,238
That’s just something
we shouldn’t mention

833
00:41:58,971 --> 00:41:59,852
out of politeness.

834
00:42:01,751 --> 00:42:03,315
So that we won't be embarrassed.

835
00:42:05,088 --> 00:42:06,238
Hmm hmm hhh...

836
00:42:06,321 --> 00:42:07,368
That's very English.

837
00:42:08,221 --> 00:42:12,113
We'll pretend that hasn't happened
because we're both sensible people.

838
00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:14,010
Well,

839
00:42:15,379 --> 00:42:16,259
I am not English,

840
00:42:17,021 --> 00:42:18,660
I am not sensible,

841
00:42:20,011 --> 00:42:20,983
I am an Australian.

842
00:42:23,511 --> 00:42:25,114
I can't muster much morality

843
00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:30,474
and outside Shakespeare,
the word "treason" to me means nothing.

844
00:42:32,711 --> 00:42:34,430
Only, you pissed in our soup,

845
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,338
and we drank it.

846
00:42:39,151 --> 00:42:40,437
Well, very well.

847
00:42:42,301 --> 00:42:43,884
It doesn't affect me, darling.

848
00:42:45,061 --> 00:42:47,123
I will order your suit and your hat.

849
00:42:48,251 --> 00:42:49,781
And I will keep it under mine.

850
00:42:50,111 --> 00:42:51,479
Mum, not a word.

851
00:42:53,141 --> 00:42:54,164
But for one reason,

852
00:42:56,381 --> 00:42:57,285
I'm sorry for you.

853
00:43:00,501 --> 00:43:01,241
Now,

854
00:43:02,061 --> 00:43:03,061
in your book,

855
00:43:03,651 --> 00:43:05,339
in your real book,

856
00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:10,001
that probably adds my name to the list
of all the other fools you've conned.

857
00:43:10,741 --> 00:43:12,489
But you are not conning me, darling.

858
00:43:14,891 --> 00:43:15,883
I know.

859
00:43:18,501 --> 00:43:21,032
Pipe isn't fooling pussy.

860
00:43:22,716 --> 00:43:27,296
[Telephone rings]

861
00:43:27,298 --> 00:43:28,298
Excuse me.

862
00:43:29,521 --> 00:43:30,544
I was enjoying that.

863
00:43:30,544 --> 00:43:35,050
[the ringing continues]

864
00:43:35,631 --> 00:43:37,295
You spoiled the lady's big speech.

865
00:43:39,258 --> 00:43:40,318
(Russian): Thank you.

866
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:42,009
Yeah, yeah.

867
00:43:44,561 --> 00:43:46,230
I just want to be told why.

868
00:43:51,311 --> 00:43:52,142
At the time,

869
00:43:52,835 --> 00:43:54,815
I thought it was the right thing to do...

870
00:43:56,581 --> 00:43:58,595
and solitude, I suppose.

871
00:43:59,379 --> 00:44:00,139
Oh, solitude!

872
00:44:03,161 --> 00:44:04,191
If you have a secret,

873
00:44:05,551 --> 00:44:06,283
you're alone.

874
00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:07,651
But you told people.

875
00:44:08,111 --> 00:44:09,411
You told several people.

876
00:44:10,591 --> 00:44:13,241
No point in having a secret,
if you make a secret of it.

877
00:44:14,331 --> 00:44:17,351
Actually, the other thing you might get me
is an old Etonian tie

878
00:44:17,351 --> 00:44:18,711
This one's on it's last leg.

879
00:44:19,426 --> 00:44:20,176
Ah!

880
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:21,242
Here is Tolya.

881
00:44:21,631 --> 00:44:22,981
(Russian) - Hello, Guy.
- Hello.

882
00:44:23,201 --> 00:44:24,031
(Russian) How's it going?

883
00:44:24,316 --> 00:44:25,046
Mmmm

884
00:44:25,551 --> 00:44:27,999
Ah, yes. Now, this is Ms. Browne.

885
00:44:28,231 --> 00:44:30,076
She's an actress from England.

886
00:44:30,911 --> 00:44:31,923
How do you do?

887
00:44:33,261 --> 00:44:34,041
How do you do?

888
00:44:34,141 --> 00:44:34,891
Very good.

889
00:44:35,051 --> 00:44:38,874
If you give him a cigarette, an English
cigarette, he'll be your friend for life.

890
00:44:38,941 --> 00:44:40,946
(Russian) Oh, I see now!

891
00:44:41,013 --> 00:44:42,511
(Russian) Is it the theater? 
Hamlet?

892
00:44:42,511 --> 00:44:43,229
Ah.

893
00:44:43,755 --> 00:44:44,865
(Russian) Thank you.

894
00:44:52,463 --> 00:44:55,020
(Russian) Oh, it's a marvelous thing! 
What a thing!

895
00:44:55,331 --> 00:44:56,810
Oh dear, sorry.

896
00:44:56,955 --> 00:44:57,673
Uh.

897
00:44:58,083 --> 00:44:58,801
Uh.

898
00:44:59,241 --> 00:44:59,979
No.

899
00:45:00,010 --> 00:45:00,870
(Russian) No, really, I can't.

900
00:45:00,870 --> 00:45:01,760
No, no, please.

901
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:03,420
(Russian) I can't. 
I'm not shameless.

902
00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:04,164
Please.

903
00:45:04,732 --> 00:45:05,452
(Russian) Really?

904
00:45:06,466 --> 00:45:07,196


905
00:45:12,498 --> 00:45:13,218
(Russian) Thank you.

906
00:45:17,341 --> 00:45:18,494
He's a real Queen Mary.

907
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,681
You couldn't order him a suit,
could you, too?

908
00:45:22,681 --> 00:45:23,779
He would look so nice.

909
00:45:24,101 --> 00:45:24,851
Anything.

910
00:45:25,361 --> 00:45:26,091
Anything.

911
00:45:26,841 --> 00:45:27,706
Hey Guy, Guy.

912
00:45:27,843 --> 00:45:28,563
(Russian) Come here.

913
00:45:29,562 --> 00:45:32,765
Listen, I would like to play 
something for her on the balalaika.

914
00:45:33,253 --> 00:45:34,973
(Russian) Do you understand? Okay?

915
00:45:35,507 --> 00:45:36,217
Mmmm.

916
00:45:36,411 --> 00:45:37,125
Uh... uh...

917
00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:39,663
Tolya wants to play you a tune.

918
00:45:40,101 --> 00:45:42,265
Uh, do let him, he'll be so pleased.

919
00:45:42,265 --> 00:45:47,728
♪ (balalaika being tuned) ♪

920
00:45:47,728 --> 00:45:49,992
Gilbert and Sullivan.

921
00:45:51,936 --> 00:45:54,511
♪ (music) ♪

922
00:45:54,511 --> 00:45:57,429
♪ Take a pair of sparkling eyes, ♪

923
00:45:57,429 --> 00:45:59,506
♪ Hidden, ever and anon, ♪

924
00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:03,231
♪ In a merciful eclipse ♪

925
00:46:03,231 --> 00:46:05,765
♪ Do not heed their mild surprise ♪

926
00:46:05,765 --> 00:46:08,031
♪ Having passed the Rubicon. ♪

927
00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:11,501
♪ Take a pair of rosy lips ; ♪

928
00:46:11,501 --> 00:46:15,921
What do you think?
Reward or punishment?

929
00:46:15,921 --> 00:46:18,231
♪ Be particular in this ♪

930
00:46:18,231 --> 00:46:20,377
♪ Take a tender little hand, ♪

931
00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:22,519
♪ Fringed with dainty fingerettes, ♪

932
00:46:22,911 --> 00:46:25,438
♪ Press it, press... ♪

933
00:46:26,911 --> 00:46:27,869
Where are we going?

934
00:46:28,421 --> 00:46:29,159
Church.

935
00:46:29,741 --> 00:46:30,691
Do you like church?

936
00:46:30,971 --> 00:46:31,721
I adore it.

937
00:46:32,121 --> 00:46:33,744
This one, the singing's very good.

938
00:46:33,744 --> 00:46:37,288
The opera singers are in the choir,
warming up for the evening performance.

939
00:46:38,801 --> 00:46:41,039
That's uh, not another friend?

940
00:46:41,419 --> 00:46:42,317
Oh, good God no.

941
00:46:43,761 --> 00:46:46,141
You know, when I first came here,

942
00:46:46,141 --> 00:46:48,156
I was shadowed by
a rather grand policeman.

943
00:46:48,156 --> 00:46:49,688
That was when I was a celebrity.

944
00:46:49,971 --> 00:46:51,998
Nowadays, they just send the trainees...

945
00:46:52,271 --> 00:46:53,228
Ironic, that.

946
00:46:54,381 --> 00:46:55,123
Good afternoon.

947
00:46:56,191 --> 00:46:57,451
(Russian) Good afternoon.

948
00:46:58,381 --> 00:47:00,069
Not strong on irony, the comrades.

949
00:47:01,981 --> 00:47:03,291
Did you know Jack Buchanan?

950
00:47:04,231 --> 00:47:05,085
Yes, I suppose.

951
00:47:07,101 --> 00:47:08,310
We nearly got married.

952
00:47:08,310 --> 00:47:19,860
♪ (music) ♪

953
00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:20,940
It's strange.

954
00:47:21,971 --> 00:47:24,072
Sybil Thorndike loved it.

955
00:47:24,124 --> 00:47:29,474
(footsteps)

956
00:47:29,516 --> 00:48:20,746
(singing at the church)

957
00:48:22,153 --> 00:49:14,325
(chanting)

958
00:49:14,363 --> 00:49:18,913
(chanting fades)

959
00:49:19,951 --> 00:49:21,976
I gave you my old mum's number, didn't I?

960
00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:22,990
Yes.

961
00:49:25,501 --> 00:49:26,231
I...

962
00:49:27,666 --> 00:49:28,466
do like it here.

963
00:49:30,581 --> 00:49:32,106
Don't tell anyone I don't.

964
00:49:32,731 --> 00:49:33,614
And thanks again,

965
00:49:34,177 --> 00:49:34,937
in advance.

966
00:49:39,509 --> 00:50:09,673
(music)

967
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:11,868
Is that Mrs. Burgess?

968
00:50:12,771 --> 00:50:14,099
My name is Coral Browne.

969
00:50:14,381 --> 00:50:16,921
I've just seen Guy in Moscow.
He asked me to call you.

970
00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:18,291
How is he looking?

971
00:50:18,291 --> 00:50:19,370
Oh, he's looking fine.

972
00:50:19,741 --> 00:50:21,299
I do wish I could see him.

973
00:50:21,751 --> 00:50:22,565
The old scamp.

974
00:50:22,565 --> 00:50:25,499
Well, you should go over again.
I know he'd love to see you.

975
00:50:25,499 --> 00:50:26,709
Don't think I could now.

976
00:50:26,981 --> 00:50:28,076
I've got a stupid hip.

977
00:50:28,511 --> 00:50:29,432
Oh, I'm so sorry.

978
00:50:30,641 --> 00:50:32,987
Well, maybe they will let him
come back sometime.

979
00:50:33,851 --> 00:50:36,808
He shouldn't have to stand in the corners
the rest of his life.

980
00:50:37,171 --> 00:50:38,583
It is seven years.

981
00:50:39,178 --> 00:50:40,178
People are silly.

982
00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:44,106
(Tailor) Let me see? Now there...

983
00:50:44,311 --> 00:50:45,041
(Tailor) Yes.

984
00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:47,351
(Tailor)
Yes, well, it is fractionally too short.

985
00:50:47,351 --> 00:50:49,153
(Tailor) But I can easily alter that.

986
00:50:49,211 --> 00:50:52,401
(Tailor) They're pretty old today,
little over the years, you know.

987
00:50:53,001 --> 00:50:53,791
(Tailor) Credit.

988
00:50:55,091 --> 00:50:55,821
(Tailor) Good.

989
00:50:56,271 --> 00:50:58,619
(Tailor)
And, I would like to try this thing...

990
00:50:58,619 --> 00:51:01,315
(Tailor) No problems at all.
And then, now there's this.

991
00:51:01,315 --> 00:51:04,451
(Tailor) We'll repair that once you
return it. Perhaps you would...

992
00:51:04,451 --> 00:51:06,369
(Tailor) I will be with you in a moment!

993
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,076
(Tailor) That's fine, I think.

994
00:51:08,748 --> 00:51:09,878
Ah...ahem

995
00:51:10,591 --> 00:51:11,841
Yes Madam, can I help you?

996
00:51:11,841 --> 00:51:13,985
Good morning.
I'd like to order some suits.

997
00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:16,141
Certainly madam, have a seat.

998
00:51:16,141 --> 00:51:19,854
You've made suits for the gentleman before
but now he lives abroad.

999
00:51:19,921 --> 00:51:20,675
I see.

1000
00:51:21,301 --> 00:51:22,497
I took his measurements.

1001
00:51:24,061 --> 00:51:25,899
I don't know if they're quite right.

1002
00:51:26,441 --> 00:51:27,240
Let me see.

1003
00:51:29,311 --> 00:51:30,031
Oh, yes.

1004
00:51:30,221 --> 00:51:31,931
Yes, these are more than adequate.

1005
00:51:32,501 --> 00:51:34,394
Uh, could we know the gentleman's name?

1006
00:51:35,881 --> 00:51:36,595
Burgess.

1007
00:51:41,121 --> 00:51:42,966
I seem to remember that we had, uh...

1008
00:51:43,091 --> 00:51:44,980
We had two Mr. Burgesses.

1009
00:51:45,070 --> 00:51:51,139
(log books being looked up)

1010
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,470
Yes, I'm sure.

1011
00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:55,438
This I take it as Mr.Burguess G.

1012
00:51:57,431 --> 00:51:58,827
How is Mr Burgess?

1013
00:51:59,474 --> 00:52:00,211
Huh!

1014
00:52:00,511 --> 00:52:01,966
Fatter, I see.

1015
00:52:03,161 --> 00:52:05,190
He was one of our more colorful customers.

1016
00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:08,230
Too little color in our drab lives
these days...

1017
00:52:08,721 --> 00:52:11,400
Mr Guy favoured this pattern.

1018
00:52:11,521 --> 00:52:15,467
It's a durable fabric. His suits were
meant to take a good deal of punishment.

1019
00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:17,399
They've stood him in good stead, I hope.

1020
00:52:17,399 --> 00:52:18,594
Oh yes, they have indeed.

1021
00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:19,700
I am glad to hear it.

1022
00:52:20,491 --> 00:52:22,854
Always getting into such scrapes, Mr Guy.

1023
00:52:23,981 --> 00:52:24,829
And your name is?

1024
00:52:25,241 --> 00:52:25,974
Browne.

1025
00:52:26,701 --> 00:52:28,721
There's no need for discretion here,
madam.

1026
00:52:29,111 --> 00:52:29,966
No, truly.

1027
00:52:31,501 --> 00:52:32,244
My apologies.

1028
00:52:35,101 --> 00:52:36,257
And this is the address?

1029
00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:40,875
We put little of ourselves into our suits.

1030
00:52:41,041 --> 00:52:42,511
That is our loyalty.

1031
00:52:43,681 --> 00:52:45,159
And mum's the word.

1032
00:52:47,711 --> 00:52:49,744
Mum is always the word here, madam.

1033
00:52:50,481 --> 00:52:51,951
Moscow or Maidenhead,

1034
00:52:52,926 --> 00:52:54,639
mum is always the word.

1035
00:52:56,471 --> 00:52:57,194
Baldwin...

1036
00:52:58,017 --> 00:52:58,747
Brooks...

1037
00:52:59,079 --> 00:53:01,249
[mutters names]

1038
00:53:01,331 --> 00:53:02,074
Burgess...

1039
00:53:02,257 --> 00:53:03,257
(pages turning)

1040
00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:07,036
Burgess, Burgess, Burgess,

1041
00:53:07,511 --> 00:53:08,440
Burgess.

1042
00:53:09,021 --> 00:53:09,763
No.

1043
00:53:10,681 --> 00:53:11,800
I'll call back later.

1044
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,580
Burgess, Burgess.

1045
00:53:16,061 --> 00:53:16,798
5807.

1046
00:53:17,071 --> 00:53:19,901
Well, if you care to follow me into the
bowels of the Earth,

1047
00:53:19,901 --> 00:53:21,231
we'll see what we can find.

1048
00:53:25,241 --> 00:53:26,639
5807...

1049
00:53:27,282 --> 00:53:30,479
This is the Mr. Burgess
who got into hot water.

1050
00:53:30,531 --> 00:53:31,296
George!

1051
00:53:31,741 --> 00:53:32,475
Yes.

1052
00:53:33,011 --> 00:53:34,357
5807...

1053
00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:37,562
5807...

1054
00:53:37,691 --> 00:53:38,424
(clears throat)

1055
00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:41,961
(footsteps)

1056
00:53:41,961 --> 00:53:43,347
It's a graveyard.

1057
00:53:43,661 --> 00:53:47,151
The contrary madam, these are all
very much alive and indeed kicking.

1058
00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,644
5807...

1059
00:53:50,781 --> 00:53:53,759
From time to time,
we do have a little bonfire.

1060
00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:56,316
George, 5807.

1061
00:53:58,191 --> 00:53:59,992
Ah, excuse me sir.

1062
00:54:04,251 --> 00:54:06,025
Oh, it's a very long way from him.

1063
00:54:06,431 --> 00:54:07,781
I thought he was done with.

1064
00:54:08,741 --> 00:54:10,533
George is quite ruthless.
(sniggers)

1065
00:54:14,171 --> 00:54:15,320
Ah, here they are.

1066
00:54:17,061 --> 00:54:17,770
GB.

1067
00:54:19,331 --> 00:54:20,086
Great Britain.

1068
00:54:24,501 --> 00:54:26,515
I wish he'd told me so at the time...

1069
00:54:26,781 --> 00:54:28,787
I'd have liked to see the old thing again.

1070
00:54:28,881 --> 00:54:30,952
Well, he wanted me
to take you out to lunch.

1071
00:54:31,061 --> 00:54:31,781
Oh!

1072
00:54:31,781 --> 00:54:32,681
Sent me a check.

1073
00:54:32,771 --> 00:54:33,549
Oh!

1074
00:54:34,281 --> 00:54:36,221
I'm not sure that I should cash it.

1075
00:54:36,261 --> 00:54:37,830
Oh, to Guy!

1076
00:54:40,562 --> 00:54:42,460
Have you trouble getting him the stuff?

1077
00:54:42,551 --> 00:54:43,706
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1078
00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:45,939
Nobody better than I...
Then, why should they?

1079
00:54:46,321 --> 00:54:47,476
It's all been sent off.

1080
00:54:47,841 --> 00:54:50,727
Only now he's written
asking for some pyjamas.

1081
00:54:51,101 --> 00:54:51,821
Hmm?

1082
00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:52,541
Look.

1083
00:54:52,541 --> 00:54:53,681
(Woman) Goodbye, Mario.

1084
00:54:54,111 --> 00:54:55,264
(Mario) Goodbye, madam.

1085
00:54:55,771 --> 00:54:56,922
What I really need,

1086
00:54:57,781 --> 00:55:00,451
honestly the only thing more, is pyjamas.

1087
00:55:00,691 --> 00:55:04,562
Russian ones can't be slept in,
are not in fact made for that purpose.

1088
00:55:05,101 --> 00:55:07,891
What I would like is four pairs...

1089
00:55:07,891 --> 00:55:08,710
Oh!

1090
00:55:09,245 --> 00:55:09,965
Oh...

1091
00:55:10,193 --> 00:55:12,718
White or off white and navy blue silk...

1092
00:55:13,001 --> 00:55:15,000
quite plain and under those two colors...

1093
00:55:15,331 --> 00:55:17,203
and at last my outfit will be complete.

1094
00:55:17,261 --> 00:55:20,219
Then I shall look like a real agent,
again.

1095
00:55:20,251 --> 00:55:21,000
What?

1096
00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:26,319
...then I shall look
like a real gent again.

1097
00:55:26,319 --> 00:55:27,048
Oh.

1098
00:55:27,264 --> 00:55:29,014
Ha ha ha ha ha.

1099
00:55:29,121 --> 00:55:32,348
Well, I think the pyjamas
are going to have to be it.

1100
00:55:33,621 --> 00:55:35,243
Otherwise little Dolly drop draws

1101
00:55:35,323 --> 00:55:37,617
will shop shop shop
until the cows come home.

1102
00:55:37,721 --> 00:55:39,503
Or till the revolution comes.

1103
00:55:48,921 --> 00:55:52,033
I'm afraid this gentleman no longer
has an account with us, madam.

1104
00:55:52,033 --> 00:55:53,151
His account was closed.

1105
00:55:53,151 --> 00:55:55,043
I know, but he wishes to open it again.

1106
00:55:55,481 --> 00:55:57,005
I'm afraid that is impossible.

1107
00:55:58,251 --> 00:55:58,972
Why?

1108
00:55:59,246 --> 00:55:59,976
Well...

1109
00:56:00,931 --> 00:56:02,813
We supply pyjamas to the royal family.

1110
00:56:03,951 --> 00:56:04,664
So?

1111
00:56:05,531 --> 00:56:07,175
The gentleman is a traitor, Madam.

1112
00:56:07,631 --> 00:56:08,381
So?

1113
00:56:08,871 --> 00:56:10,431
Must traitors sleep in the buff?

1114
00:56:10,541 --> 00:56:11,261
I'm sorry.

1115
00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:13,483
We have to draw the line somewhere.

1116
00:56:13,701 --> 00:56:14,836
Well, why at this?

1117
00:56:16,001 --> 00:56:18,784
Suppose someone commits 
adultery in your precious pyjamas?

1118
00:56:18,784 --> 00:56:20,473
And I imagine it has occurred?

1119
00:56:21,401 --> 00:56:24,214
What happens when he orders 
his next pair of jim-jams?

1120
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,638
Is it sorry, no can do?

1121
00:56:25,721 --> 00:56:26,561
I'm very sorry.

1122
00:56:26,731 --> 00:56:29,294
You keep on saying you're sorry!

1123
00:56:30,031 --> 00:56:31,375
Oh, Jesus Christ!

1124
00:56:31,601 --> 00:56:33,529
You were quite happy to satisfy this man

1125
00:56:33,529 --> 00:56:36,847
when he was one of the most 
notorious buggers in London!

1126
00:56:37,271 --> 00:56:38,943
And a drunkard into the bargain.

1127
00:56:38,943 --> 00:56:41,777
Oh, yes. But then he was somebody
in the Foreign Office.

1128
00:56:41,886 --> 00:56:45,037
A little red piping on the sleeve,
Mr Burguess? Of course.

1129
00:56:45,037 --> 00:56:47,235
A discreet monogram on the pocket,
Mr Burguess?

1130
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,160
Oh, yes, certainly.

1131
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,690
And if there's anything else
you require Mr Burgess...

1132
00:56:50,690 --> 00:56:55,504
We'd be only too happy to ease down
your pinstripe trousers and perform!

1133
00:56:55,504 --> 00:56:56,995
[clears throat]

1134
00:56:56,995 --> 00:56:58,189
But not anymore.

1135
00:56:58,189 --> 00:57:00,848
Look madam, I don't know
why you're doing this for him.

1136
00:57:00,848 --> 00:57:04,803
As far as we're concerned, Mr Burgess
is a client we have well resolved.

1137
00:57:04,803 --> 00:57:06,468
Ours is a highly respectable firm..

1138
00:57:06,471 --> 00:57:08,499
Oh, highly respectable!

1139
00:57:08,741 --> 00:57:12,159
It’s pricks like you that
make me understand why he went!

1140
00:57:12,531 --> 00:57:14,487
Thank Christ, I'm not English!

1141
00:57:14,581 --> 00:57:15,929
As a matter of fact madam,

1142
00:57:16,241 --> 00:57:18,231
our firm isn't English in origin, either.

1143
00:57:18,421 --> 00:57:19,160
Oh?

1144
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,480
What is it?

1145
00:57:21,141 --> 00:57:21,888
Hungarian.

1146
00:57:23,511 --> 00:57:24,259
I see.

1147
00:57:25,241 --> 00:57:25,961
Well...

1148
00:57:26,075 --> 00:57:29,818
You can't object
if I buy an old Etonian tie...

1149
00:57:30,441 --> 00:57:31,634
For cash, naturally.

1150
00:57:32,251 --> 00:57:34,480
For the Archbishop of Canterbury's
mother.

1151
00:57:36,855 --> 00:57:45,575
(humming)

1152
00:57:46,241 --> 00:57:49,222
♪ That he is an Englishman! ♪

1153
00:57:49,577 --> 00:57:53,428
♪ That he is an Englishman! ♪

1154
00:57:53,479 --> 00:57:57,508
♪ For he might have been a Roosian, ♪

1155
00:57:57,931 --> 00:58:01,728
♪ A French, or Turk, or Proosian, ♪

1156
00:58:01,931 --> 00:58:05,398
♪ Or perhaps Itali-an! ♪

1157
00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:09,518
♪ Or perhaps Itali-an! ♪

1158
00:58:09,518 --> 00:58:14,034
♪ But in spite of all temptations ♪

1159
00:58:14,111 --> 00:58:18,130
♪ To belong to other nations, ♪

1160
00:58:18,191 --> 00:58:21,661
♪ He remains an Englishman! ♪

1161
00:58:21,721 --> 00:58:30,638
♪ He remains an Englishman! ♪

1162
00:58:30,638 --> 00:58:35,254
♪ For in spite of all temptations ♪

1163
00:58:35,511 --> 00:58:39,490
♪ to belong to other nations, ♪

1164
00:58:39,611 --> 00:58:43,258
♪ He remains an Englishman! ♪

1165
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:54,740
♪ He remains an Englishman! ♪

1166
00:58:55,441 --> 00:58:58,760
♪ For he himself has said it, ♪

1167
00:58:58,897 --> 00:59:03,254
♪ And it's greatly to his credit, ♪

1168
00:59:03,254 --> 00:59:07,725
♪ That he is an Englishman! ♪

1169
00:59:07,861 --> 00:59:18,258
♪ That he is an Englishman! ♪

1170
00:59:18,979 --> 00:59:26,839
(cheering)