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♪ (music) ♪

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♪ Who, stole my heart away ♪

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♪ Who, makes me dream all day ♪

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♪ Dreams I know can never be true ♪

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♪ Seems as though I'll ever be blue ♪

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♪ Who, means my happiness ♪

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♪ Who, would I answer yes to ♪

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♪ Well, you ought to guess who ♪

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♪ No one but you ♪

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♪ (crescendo) ♪

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♪ ( diminuendo) ♪

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♪ (Welcome gong and trumpets) ♪[br](Hamlet playing)

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(King Claudius)[br]Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

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Moreover that we much did long to see you,

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The need we have to use you did provoke

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Our hasty sending.

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Something have you heard

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Of Hamlet’s transformation;

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so call it,

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Sith, nor the exterior nor the inward man

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Resembles that it was.

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What it should be,

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More than his father’s death,

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that thus hath put him

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So much from the understanding of himself,

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I cannot dream of:

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I entreat you both,

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That, being of so young days[br]brought up with him,

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And sith so neighbor'd[br]to his youth and humor,

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That you vouchsafe[br]your rest here in our court

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Some little time: so by your companies[br]- Sit properly. It's a theater, not a pub.

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To draw him on to pleasures,[br]and to gather,

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So much as from occasion you may glean,

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Whether aught, unknown to us,

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afflicts him thus,

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That, open'd,

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lies within our remedy.

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(Queen Gertrude) Good gentlemen,[br]- Excuse me, madam.

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he hath much talk'd of you;[br][russian]

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And sure I am two men there is not living

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To whom he more adheres.[br](inaudible)

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If it will please you

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To show us so much gentry and goodwill

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As to expend your time with us awhile,

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For the supply and profit of our hope,

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Your visitation shall receive such thanks

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As fits a king’s remembrance. [br](thinks) Somebody's just walking out...

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(Rosencratz) Both your majesties, might[br]by the sovereign power you have of us,

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Put your dread pleasures more into command

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Than to entreaty.

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(Guildenstern) But we both obey,[br]And here give up ourselves, in full bent

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What a pleasure in this day and age to[br]hear the language so beautifully spoken.

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(Guildenstern)[br]To be commanded.

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Dear, dear, I'm not walking out.[br]I just have to go for a piss, you see.

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(Gertrude)Thanks,[br]gentle Guildenstern and Rosencrantz

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And I beseech you instantly

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Wait and listen.

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(Gertrude) Go some of you,[br]And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.

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(Guildenstern) Heavens make our presence[br]and practices pleasant and helpful to him!

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(Clearing throat)

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(footsteps)

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Going to the… excuse me.

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Hmm..

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Gosh!

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What is this? This is shameful.

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What is this?

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(footsteps)

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♪ Our hope for years to come ♪

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♪ Our shelter from the stormy blast ♪

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♪ And our eternal home. ♪

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♪ Before the hills in order stood ♪

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No soap.

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There's never any soap!

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(Russian): There is no soap, why?

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(Russian):[br]We weren't given soap, that's why!

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Do I want to be sick?

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Huh?

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No, no, not yet.

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Hmm.

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You know,

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you remind me of a stalker I once knew.

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♪ (Music) ♪

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(Applause)

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(door being opened)

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♪ (music) ♪

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My dear lady,

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I do assure you,

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one is an old friend of the leading actor.

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We were at Cambridge together.

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Young men together at university.

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They've come such a long way[br]one simply must

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put one's head around the door.

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(Russian): Your pass, please.[br]Otherwise, you won't get in.

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My Pass? Well, my Pass...

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I'm sure I'm not the first person

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to remark on your pronounced resemblance[br]to the late Ernest Bevin.

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It is most striking.

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You could be sisters.

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Yes shocking like this, I know...[br]but quite amusing. Mmm-hmm.

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Do I look such a tremendous villain?

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And a special news.[br]- (Russian): Your light bulb's burned out.

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Oh, uh, do hurry....[br]One is not feeling at all well.

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Oh, dear.Thank you.[br](clears throat)

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(buzzer rings)

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Thank you.[br](coughs)

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(door closing)

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♪ (music) ♪

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[Russian]

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[Russian]

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♪ (unsettling music) ♪

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(muffled nausea sound)

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(sigh)

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The drink, the drink.

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(pukes)

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(door bangs)

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It is the drink!

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(pukes)

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Aren't you feeling well?

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(clears throat)

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Yes, thank you.

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I am perfectly all right.[br](pukes again)

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Well, I'll get the woman.

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(knocking on the door)

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I'm in a French faux.

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Oh, run that tap, for God's sake.

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Oh, yes.

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I wouldn't care,[br]but it's only the interval.

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If you want to come round and be sick

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you might at least save it[br]for the end of the performance.

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Oh!

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Pears soap!

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Who are you?

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And who is that boy outside?

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Boy?

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Outside?

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(footsteps)

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I don't know.

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I haven't seen that one before.

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Could I have one of these?

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(sighs)

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I love your frock.

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You're very rude.[br]Are you from the embassy?

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Not exactly.

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Well, there can't be many other Englishmen[br]in Moscow, who are you?

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I was at Cambridge with Hamlet.

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Well, why don't we tell him you're here?

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He's only down the corridor.

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All in good time.

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The question is, you see...[br]Are we as welcome as ever?

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I know your face.

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Craven A,

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for your throat's sake.

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Mmm.

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Are you enjoying the play?

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I'm adoring it.

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I like the local Laertes.

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He goes rather well into times.

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Yes, that's what he thinks.

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It looks as if he's put a couple of [br]King Edwards down there.

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(laughs)

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How do you like Moscow?

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Oh, I loathe it, darling.

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I cannot understand[br]what those Three Sisters are on about.

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It gives the play a very sinister slant.

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Act II begins, please.

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Ah, a drink would help.

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Begin Act II, please.

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Don't you think you've had enough?

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All right.

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If you're not at the embassy,[br]what do you do?

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I liaise.

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Are you press?

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Sort of.

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Ahhh!

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You're not feeling sick again?

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Don't know, uh, think I am, rather

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Oh, God!

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A lesson I've learned in life[br]is that when one is sick

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it's always in threes.[br](3 knocks)

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Your call please, Miss Browne.

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Yes, here it comes.

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(puking sound)

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Oh, God![br](pukes)

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I'll send somebody in.

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(banging)

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Miss Browne, your call!

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I must go.

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Oh God!

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Do try to feel better.

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And go home.

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Yes.[br](pukes again)

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♪ (music) ♪

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(door opening)

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♪ (music) ♪

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(door closing)

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♪ (music) ♪

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- Oh, I'm terribly...[br]- I'm a sloppy one. (russian)

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Guy.

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Guy!

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(Hamlet)[br]...his own petard: and 't shall go hard.

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But I will delve[br]one yard below their mines,

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And blow them at the moon:[br](whispering)

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When in one line two crafts directly meet.[br](whispering)

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(inaudible) I am delighted, good.

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Quiet please, shhh.

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This man must set me packing:

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I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.

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Mother, good night.

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Indeed...

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this counsellor

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Is now most still, most secret[br]and most grave,

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Where is Charles?

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(Hamlet) Who was in life

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a foolish prating knave.

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Come, sir,

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to draw toward an end with you.

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You're cutting fine, darling.

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Guess who I've just seen[br]coming down the corridor?

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Who?

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Guy Burgess.

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Who?

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Guy Burgess, dear.

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The spy.

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The missing diplomat.

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♪ (music) ♪

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Ah, my good lord,[br]what have I seen tonight!

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What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?

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Guy Burgess?

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How does Hamlet?

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Mad as the sea...

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Mad as the seas and wind when both contend[br]Which is the mightier:

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in his lawless fit,[br]Behind the arras hearing something stir,

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Whips out his rapier, cries,[br]"A rat, a rat!"

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And, in his brainish apprehension, kills[br]The unseen good old man.

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(King Claudius) Oh, heavy deed!

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It had been so with us had we been there.

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His liberty is full of threats to all;

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To you yourself, to us, to everyone.

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♪ (music) ♪

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(applause)

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- Why?[br]- No!

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I don't want my mind broadened.

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I'd not eat cabbage for breakfast at home.[br]Why'd I eat it here?

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Well, it's good that I like beetroot,

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Otherwise I'd be reduced to[br]skin and bones.

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Do not push, Madam.

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Mum must be the word, truly.

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Why?

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Well, we don't want anyone[br]ringing "The Express."

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Give way.

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If anyone's going to eat tonight,[br]knock on my door.

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He's got fatter.

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You knew him?

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Oh, I used to run across him years ago,

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the way one does, you know...

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You're rather that way, aren't you?

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What way?

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Left.

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Oh. I was. Everyone was in those days.

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I like him.

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Despite the fact[br]that he was sick in my basin.

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Really?

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Bags of charm.

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Yes.

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But you're right, I wouldn't set[br]The Express on my worst enemy.

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Drink?

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I'd love one.

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It's gone!

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My drink!

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My cigarettes.

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My soap!

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That stinker!

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Bags of charm...

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(keys clinking)

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Thank you.

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(footsteps)

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Nightcap?

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Please!

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(door opening)

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Hot, hot, hot.

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Is your room hotter?

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Boiling!

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I'm sure it's all part of the cold war...

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(footsteps)

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(tap running)

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No plug.

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(paper rustling)

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Secret store. Hmm hmm.

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(cupboard being closed)

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(footsteps and glass clinking)

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Oh!

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(glasses being placed on the table)

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Have you found any bugs?

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Come again?

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Bugs!

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Have you found any bugs?

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Bugs? No, mine's very clean.

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(glasses clinking)

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Oh.

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Wonderful rooms!

0:14:36.589,0:14:37.659
Every convenience.

0:14:38.001,0:14:38.871
All same.

0:14:39.081,0:14:41.561
I have but one complaint.

0:14:41.771,0:14:43.682
Oh, what is that, pray?

0:14:44.251,0:14:46.442
Well, in view of the splendid achievements

0:14:46.442,0:14:48.878
of the Union of[br]Soviet Socialist Republics...

0:14:49.621,0:14:52.977
I think, at least, they might want to...[br]a plug for the base...

0:14:53.047,0:14:55.216
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

0:14:55.216,0:14:55.984
What?

0:14:59.341,0:15:03.070
It's like playing Private lives[br]to a Wednesday matinee in Oldham.

0:15:03.265,0:15:04.265
Ha ha ha ha...

0:15:05.091,0:15:06.501
I'll tell you something else.

0:15:06.501,0:15:07.221
Mmm?

0:15:07.988,0:15:09.979
You can go off caviar.

0:15:10.080,0:15:12.360
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

0:15:21.510,0:15:23.550
(note being slid under the door)

0:15:42.528,0:15:44.268
(creaking of a door being closed)

0:15:44.741,0:15:45.855
Who came?

0:15:46.648,0:15:48.208
(Russian): I don't understand.

0:15:50.419,0:15:51.729
(Russian): Just a moment!

0:15:57.445,0:16:03.645
(footsteps)

0:16:09.073,0:16:10.333
(Russian): Here you are.

0:16:15.471,0:16:16.506
Thank you.

0:16:17.259,0:16:20.819
(footsteps receding)

0:16:21.511,0:16:23.031
(plug being fixed)

0:16:23.502,0:16:31.741
(running water)

0:16:31.983,0:16:45.839
♪ (music) ♪

0:16:46.260,0:16:47.090
(cups clinking)

0:16:47.495,0:17:10.557
♪ (music) ♪

0:17:10.557,0:17:11.557
(in Russian...)

0:17:11.557,0:17:13.577
I can't do anything, there's no last name.

0:17:13.577,0:17:15.506
How did I send you a letter then?

0:17:15.506,0:17:16.976
I didn't receive your letter.

0:17:16.976,0:17:18.166
So what should I do?

0:17:18.166,0:17:20.323
I don't really care.

0:17:20.323,0:17:21.833
It's always like this with you.

0:17:22.441,0:17:24.737
Please, how do I get there?

0:17:29.349,0:17:32.029
(Russian): Vera Ivanovna, [br]have you got such an address?

0:17:32.745,0:17:35.665
(Russian): No, I don't know. [br]Just a minute, I'll take a look.

0:17:35.791,0:17:38.537
Well, somebody must be able[br]to tell me how to get there.

0:17:50.079,0:17:52.619
(Russian): [br]There is no such address. I don't know.

0:17:52.691,0:17:53.833
This is ridiculous.

0:17:53.833,0:17:56.999
Haven't you got [br]a street directory, an A to Z?

0:17:56.999,0:18:00.230
(Russian): What are you talking about? [br]I don't understand anything!

0:18:00.411,0:18:01.722
Can I get a taxi?

0:18:01.722,0:18:02.450
No taxi.

0:18:02.991,0:18:03.975
Do you have trouble?

0:18:04.458,0:18:05.318
Oh no.

0:18:05.629,0:18:06.349
No.

0:18:09.841,0:18:10.637
Taxi!

0:18:10.641,0:18:11.361
Ta—

0:18:12.069,0:18:21.509
♪ (music) ♪

0:18:21.509,0:18:22.735
(Russian): Hot pies!

0:18:23.746,0:18:25.342
(Russian): Hot pies, hot pies!

0:18:27.676,0:18:29.576
(Russian): Hot pies, hot pies!

0:18:31.448,0:18:32.858
(Russian): What kind of pies?

0:18:32.939,0:18:33.939
(Russian): Meat pies.

0:18:35.071,0:18:37.724
Excuse me, do you know where this is?

0:18:37.752,0:18:39.932
(Russian): [br]I don't know, go to the embassy.

0:18:40.271,0:18:41.046
Thank you.

0:18:41.253,0:18:42.271
(Russian): Hot pies!

0:18:43.001,0:18:44.001
(Russian): Hot pies!

0:18:44.341,0:18:45.301
(Russian): Hot pies!

0:18:45.301,0:18:55.948
♪ (music) ♪

0:18:56.184,0:19:06.994
♪ (upbeat music) ♪

0:19:07.017,0:19:13.810
♪ (increase in tempo of music) ♪

0:19:15.271,0:19:18.296
I just want to know where the place is.[br]How do I get there?

0:19:19.395,0:19:21.363
I thought that's what embassies were for.

0:19:21.521,0:19:24.417
You have to remember,[br]the gentleman in question was a spy.

0:19:24.911,0:19:26.773
In England he'd be languishing in jail.

0:19:26.861,0:19:29.500
You'd rather, languishing here actually.[br]Ha!

0:19:30.870,0:19:34.001
(clickety-clack of a typewriter)

0:19:34.001,0:19:35.369
Bring a tape measure.

0:19:36.431,0:19:37.500
Bring a tape measure?

0:19:37.911,0:19:40.716
Mr Burgess has asked me to lunch.

0:19:41.651,0:19:42.646
With a tape measure?

0:19:42.718,0:19:43.848
Watching his waistline.

0:19:44.081,0:19:47.386
Well, you can't stop me[br]from going to lunch. It's a free country.

0:19:48.071,0:19:48.839
Rather, it is.

0:19:49.751,0:19:50.541
Have lunch here.

0:19:50.991,0:19:51.813
It's Tuesday.

0:19:52.063,0:19:53.494
It's Kedgeree, it's delicious!

0:19:53.671,0:19:56.423
It's Tuesday Tessa, Kedgeree!

0:19:59.191,0:20:01.264
Tessa doesn't think we take her seriously.

0:20:02.501,0:20:03.802
Was he a chum of yours?

0:20:04.531,0:20:07.754
He popped by my dressing room[br]last night and threw up in the basin.

0:20:08.221,0:20:10.060
It was love at first sight.

0:20:10.361,0:20:12.028
First impressions are always best.

0:20:12.571,0:20:14.577
You never had any contact with him before?

0:20:15.051,0:20:15.776
No.

0:20:15.811,0:20:18.341
You didn't meet him[br]when he was at the Foreign Office?

0:20:18.341,0:20:19.096
No.

0:20:19.171,0:20:20.090
On the BBC?

0:20:20.295,0:20:21.025
No.

0:20:21.351,0:20:22.604
What about Maclean?

0:20:23.462,0:20:24.462
No!

0:20:24.671,0:20:27.359
Odd he should come[br]into your dressing room!

0:20:27.711,0:20:29.511
Ladies aren't exactly his like.

0:20:29.921,0:20:30.921
Are they yours?

0:20:31.661,0:20:34.617
Of course, if all he wanted[br]was to be sick, that would figure.

0:20:35.151,0:20:37.723
He was coming around[br]to see one of the actors.

0:20:37.961,0:20:38.768
Which one?

0:20:39.370,0:20:41.851
You're not being paid[br]for The Daily Express, are you?

0:20:41.851,0:20:43.753
They're very keen to get a hold of him.

0:20:43.911,0:20:46.488
I should give up the idea.[br]Have lunch with us. Come on.

0:20:46.731,0:20:49.451
I have no intention of having[br]lunch with you.

0:20:50.256,0:20:52.309
He has asked me to call.

0:20:52.467,0:20:57.154
(clickety-clack of a typewriter)

0:20:57.265,0:20:58.521
Do you know where this is?

0:20:58.948,0:21:01.490
Oh, Tessa does not know, do you, Tessa?

0:21:01.660,0:21:02.854
Tessa's such a skinny.

0:21:03.934,0:21:05.893
Tessa's ambition is just marking time

0:21:05.893,0:21:08.555
until her face is on the front page[br]of Country Life

0:21:08.645,0:21:10.234
after the advertisements

0:21:10.774,0:21:11.812
for gateleg tables.

0:21:13.902,0:21:19.512
(clickety-clack of a typewriter)

0:21:19.612,0:21:20.791
Stalin is dead.

0:21:22.422,0:21:23.838
Exchanges are taking place.

0:21:24.183,0:21:25.741
You, the Old Vic.

0:21:26.394,0:21:27.801
Not overtures, I admit.

0:21:27.927,0:21:30.281
But the tuning up,[br]preparatory to the overtures...

0:21:30.965,0:21:33.894
For the first time in 10 years,[br]we're on speaking terms.

0:21:34.671,0:21:36.295
Our friends, the foe,

0:21:37.088,0:21:38.698
are just beginning to play ball.

0:21:38.741,0:21:41.525
We don't want them[br]to take that bat home, do we?

0:21:41.811,0:21:44.490
Burgess and Maclean,[br]they're yesterday's breakfast.

0:21:45.221,0:21:48.282
We wanted to get them,[br]the Russians want to forget them.

0:21:49.641,0:21:52.142
The thing is,[br]we do not want any fuss at this point.

0:21:52.431,0:21:53.234
No scenes.

0:21:54.351,0:21:55.510
This is grown-up stuff.

0:21:55.661,0:21:57.411
I am going to lunch.

0:21:57.901,0:21:59.101
A quiet little meal.

0:21:59.931,0:22:00.696
I am an actress.

0:22:00.696,0:22:03.430
All actresses are fools,[br]it's a well established fact.

0:22:04.621,0:22:06.036
Why should there be any fuss?

0:22:07.306,0:22:08.500
May I just take the note?

0:22:08.721,0:22:11.175
Certainly not. The impudence!

0:22:11.301,0:22:13.656
Oh, do stay to lunch,[br]there'll be jokes.

0:22:13.841,0:22:15.327
Yes, Giles knows lots of jokes.

0:22:15.631,0:22:17.131
Only we've heard them all.

0:22:17.481,0:22:18.961
New people make such a change.

0:22:19.121,0:22:21.420
Tessa wants you to stay. [br]Don't you, Tessa?

0:22:22.411,0:22:24.646
I think you're both shits.

0:22:24.791,0:22:27.614
I was only teasing! Oh God!

0:22:27.614,0:22:30.046
That means that we won't be on speakers[br]for a week.

0:22:32.701,0:22:35.588
Well, thank you for all your help.

0:22:36.907,0:22:38.876
Oh, don't bother to show me out.

0:22:40.641,0:22:42.311
Enjoy your Kedgeree.

0:22:42.726,0:22:55.141
(footsteps)

0:22:55.141,0:22:56.154
Show me that address.

0:23:00.491,0:23:01.442
Tessa!

0:23:04.591,0:23:05.336
Naughty.

0:23:07.241,0:23:07.973
Sorry.

0:23:09.663,0:23:20.745
(footsteps)

0:23:20.777,0:23:47.473
♪ (music) ♪

0:23:47.479,0:23:48.228
Oh...

0:23:48.228,0:23:50.519
♪ (music) ♪

0:23:50.519,0:23:55.601
(Russian): I don't know such an address. [br]You, lady, should take a taxi.

0:23:56.481,0:23:57.285
Thank you.

0:23:57.285,0:24:03.858
♪ (music) ♪[br](Pravda "Truth", Russian newspaper)

0:24:03.858,0:24:19.195
(inaudible conversation in russian)

0:24:19.231,0:24:20.319
Excuse me.

0:24:21.275,0:24:22.195
[russian]

0:24:22.195,0:24:30.228
♪ (music) ♪

0:24:30.228,0:24:32.145
(Russian): I know this place, I know it.

0:24:32.145,0:24:35.847
♪ (music) ♪

0:24:35.847,0:24:38.715
(Russian): Will you give me your[br]handkerchief? I'll take you.

0:24:38.715,0:25:35.136
♪ (music) ♪

0:25:35.136,0:25:36.196
(Russian): This is it.

0:25:36.196,0:26:23.415
♪ (music) ♪

0:26:24.241,0:26:26.002
♪ From the bank and from the river ♪

0:26:26.501,0:26:28.402
♪ He flashed into the crystal mirror, ♪

0:26:29.341,0:26:30.834
♪ ‘Tirra lira,’ by the river ♪

0:26:31.266,0:26:32.785
♪ Sang Sir Lancelot. ♪

0:26:34.001,0:26:36.261
♪ She left the web, she left the loom, ♪

0:26:36.266,0:26:38.346
♪ She made three paces[br]through the room, ♪

0:26:38.491,0:26:40.311
♪ She saw the water-lilies bloom, ♪

0:26:40.501,0:26:42.261
♪ She saw the helmet and the plume, ♪

0:26:42.261,0:26:43.968
♪ She looked down to Camelot. ♪

0:26:45.061,0:26:46.954
♪ Out flew the web and floated wide; ♪

0:26:47.297,0:26:49.565
♪ The mirror cracked from side to side; ♪

0:26:50.247,0:26:52.717
♪ "The curse is come upon me," cried ♪

0:26:52.717,0:26:54.790
♪ The Lady of Shalott. ♪

0:26:55.331,0:26:58.796
I've tracked halfway across Russia[br]to get here.

0:26:59.031,0:26:59.764
Oh, dear!

0:27:00.453,0:27:02.091
I suppose that's my soap.

0:27:02.261,0:27:04.494
It is, it is, and very nice too.

0:27:05.151,0:27:06.573
Now, do sit down.

0:27:07.401,0:27:08.601
What a splendid coat!

0:27:09.881,0:27:10.624
There we are.

0:27:13.711,0:27:14.968
I've just been tidying up.

0:27:15.994,0:27:16.754
Here...

0:27:17.772,0:27:18.502
Now...

0:27:18.611,0:27:19.513
Have a drink...

0:27:20.500,0:27:23.251
You know, quite honestly,[br]I thought that you'd chuck.

0:27:23.761,0:27:24.724
I nearly did.

0:27:25.761,0:27:26.802
You steal my soap,

0:27:27.521,0:27:28.691
you steal my cigarettes,

0:27:29.181,0:27:31.127
you even stole my face powder.

0:27:31.181,0:27:33.137
I know, I know. One should have asked.

0:27:33.448,0:27:34.448
One is such a coward.

0:27:37.198,0:27:38.818
There, hardly any luxuries left..

0:27:39.471,0:27:40.681
Quite a pigsty, in fact.

0:27:41.451,0:27:43.447
You know I used to live[br]in German Street.

0:27:44.011,0:27:45.164
Tragic, you might think.

0:27:45.647,0:27:46.647
Well, not really.

0:27:48.481,0:27:49.893
That was a pigsty, too.

0:27:50.241,0:27:52.801
You know by their standard,[br]it's quite palatial...

0:27:53.656,0:27:54.656
even commodius...

0:27:55.511,0:27:57.003
One is very lucky.

0:28:00.151,0:28:01.918
If that's our lunch, it's burning.

0:28:02.041,0:28:04.111
Oh! Oh, dear! Oh yeah!

0:28:04.111,0:28:06.476
(food bubbling in the pot)

0:28:06.501,0:28:08.383
Can one salvage some of it, you think?

0:28:10.321,0:28:11.086
No.

0:28:12.081,0:28:13.681
Oh![br](tapping)

0:28:16.891,0:28:18.111
Ah, all is not lost.

0:28:18.516,0:28:20.286
I managed to scrounge two tomatoes

0:28:20.371,0:28:22.051
And quite a talking point...

0:28:22.286,0:28:23.006
a grapefruit

0:28:23.006,0:28:23.732
Treats.

0:28:24.049,0:28:25.049
[unclear]

0:28:27.820,0:28:28.950
(furniture being moved)

0:28:31.570,0:28:32.570
(clinking of cutlery)

0:28:33.131,0:28:33.852
Garlic?

0:28:34.381,0:28:35.511
No, thank you.

0:28:35.511,0:28:36.290
I love it!

0:28:38.711,0:28:40.326
Now, tell me all the gossip.

0:28:41.761,0:28:43.232
Did you see Harold Nicholson?

0:28:43.721,0:28:46.707
I've seen him, but I do not know him.

0:28:47.081,0:28:47.812
Oh!

0:28:48.186,0:28:49.599
Nice man, nice man

0:28:50.261,0:28:52.491
What about Cyril Connolly?[br]He's everywhere.

0:28:52.641,0:28:54.733
Well, I have'nt run across him either.

0:28:54.733,0:28:55.436
Oh!

0:28:56.088,0:28:58.708
Somehow, one remembers[br]everyone knowing everyone else.

0:28:59.434,0:29:01.184
Everyone I knew, knew everyone else.

0:29:01.501,0:29:02.697
Auden, do you know him?

0:29:02.941,0:29:03.774
Pope-Hennessy?

0:29:08.401,0:29:10.778
The theater's in a terrible state.

0:29:11.031,0:29:13.826
Three plays closed on Shaftesbury avenue[br]in one week.

0:29:14.991,0:29:15.759
Really?

0:29:18.951,0:29:20.671
Some ballet on ice is coming here.

0:29:21.248,0:29:22.928
The comrades are all agog about it.

0:29:23.981,0:29:25.749
I'm rather old-fashioned about ice.

0:29:27.401,0:29:29.325
I used to direct in Cambridge, you know.

0:29:29.901,0:29:32.381
One thinks back and wonders,[br]did one miss one's way?

0:29:34.051,0:29:35.565
You're not eating your tomato?

0:29:36.761,0:29:38.380
Well, I'm not hungry.

0:29:38.481,0:29:40.719
Oh, I am. Yum, yum. Mmm.

0:29:41.460,0:29:44.520
(clinking of cutlery)

0:29:44.581,0:29:45.350
There.

0:29:45.915,0:29:48.375
(clinking of cutlery)

0:29:48.421,0:29:49.175
Mmm.

0:29:49.348,0:29:51.028
Do you see many people here?

0:29:52.752,0:29:54.947
Oh, yes. Heaps of chums...

0:29:57.271,0:29:58.271
(chomping the tomato)

0:29:58.271,0:30:00.559
Don't know what you're missing[br]with this tomato.

0:30:01.510,0:30:02.620
(chomping)

0:30:03.681,0:30:05.610
There's your other half, I suppose...

0:30:06.191,0:30:07.426
What? Oh yeah. Hmm.

0:30:08.381,0:30:10.031
He is a dab hand of the balalaika.

0:30:10.031,0:30:10.751
We play duets.

0:30:11.361,0:30:12.234
Maclean?

0:30:13.720,0:30:14.520
Maclean?

0:30:15.056,0:30:15.806
Oh no.

0:30:16.053,0:30:17.053
[laughs]

0:30:17.851,0:30:20.091
Maclean is not my friend.[br]No doubt you'll know.

0:30:20.396,0:30:21.116
No, no, no...

0:30:21.291,0:30:24.027
No, no, no. He's so unfunny and no jokes.[br]No jokes at all.

0:30:24.331,0:30:26.598
Positively the last person[br]one would have chosen

0:30:26.598,0:30:28.138
had one had the choice.[br][laughs]

0:30:28.721,0:30:31.405
Yet we are here in this terrible[br]tandem together, you see

0:30:31.501,0:30:33.021
Debenham and Freebody.[br]Uh-hmm...

0:30:33.671,0:30:35.771
Crosse and Blackwell.[br]Hm hm hm, mhhhh...

0:30:35.991,0:30:36.947
Auden and Isherwood.

0:30:38.041,0:30:39.103
Burgess and Maclean.

0:30:39.991,0:30:40.942
Do you know Auden?

0:30:41.111,0:30:42.319
You asked me. No.

0:30:43.701,0:30:44.441
Don't look.

0:30:44.671,0:30:46.310
The seeds get inside my plate.

0:30:47.571,0:30:49.231
You know, people ask me[br]if I have any regrets

0:30:49.231,0:30:50.231
(water running)

0:30:50.231,0:30:51.401
The one regret I have

0:30:51.501,0:30:52.775
is that before I came away

0:30:52.775,0:30:56.357
I didn't get myself fitted out with[br]a good pair of National Health Gnashers.

0:30:57.131,0:31:00.200
Admirable as most things are[br]in the Soviet Socialist Republic,

0:31:00.721,0:31:02.776
making of dentures[br]is still in its infancy.

0:31:03.095,0:31:04.238
(plate being reinserted)

0:31:05.315,0:31:06.054
Hmm.

0:31:07.341,0:31:09.359
You know, there's no one in Moscow at all.

0:31:10.901,0:31:13.631
It's rather like staying up at Cambridge[br]for the long vac.

0:31:14.321,0:31:16.107
One makes do with whoever's around...

0:31:16.311,0:31:17.050
Me.

0:31:17.125,0:31:18.125
Ha ha ha!

0:31:18.201,0:31:19.441
No, no, no, no, no.

0:31:19.521,0:31:21.434
Besides, I asked you here for a reason.

0:31:23.451,0:31:24.860
Did you bring a tape measure?

0:31:29.441,0:31:32.539
I want you to measure me [br]for some suits from my tailor.

0:31:33.321,0:31:35.680
I only have one suit,[br]the one I came away in.

0:31:36.131,0:31:38.142
And I've fallen down a lot since then.

0:31:38.601,0:31:40.285
I shan't know where to start.

0:31:40.605,0:31:42.081
What measurements will he want?

0:31:42.081,0:31:43.891
Oh, measure it all, he'll work it out.

0:31:44.146,0:31:45.026
He is a nice man.

0:31:45.421,0:31:47.212
Won't the people here get you a suit?

0:31:47.741,0:31:48.485
What people?

0:31:49.161,0:31:49.970
The authorities.

0:31:50.711,0:31:52.249
Oh, yes, but have you seen them?

0:31:52.821,0:31:55.203
Clothes have never been[br]the comrades' strong point.

0:31:56.461,0:31:59.253
Besides, I don't want to look[br]like everyone else, right?

0:32:00.751,0:32:02.208
Now, I seem to remember

0:32:03.644,0:32:04.354
doing this.

0:32:04.732,0:32:05.461
Ah...

0:32:05.461,0:32:06.176
Hm hm hm.

0:32:06.176,0:32:06.891
Hm hm.

0:32:06.891,0:32:08.929
Your arms can't have changed.

0:32:09.781,0:32:12.402
You know, I never cared a tuppence[br]about clothes before.

0:32:12.501,0:32:15.618
I was kitted out in the traditional[br]clothes in my class, you know.

0:32:15.751,0:32:19.722
Black coat, striped trousers,[br]pinstripe suit, tweeds for weekends.

0:32:20.051,0:32:22.157
Shit order, of course. [br]Always in shit order.

0:32:22.191,0:32:24.788
But charm, now I always had charm.

0:32:25.811,0:32:28.860
"Well, you still have charm,"[br]she said through clenched teeth.

0:32:29.140,0:32:29.920
Ha ha ha ha.

0:32:30.721,0:32:32.038
Not here, not for them.

0:32:32.741,0:32:35.282
For charm one needs words.[br]I have no words.

0:32:36.001,0:32:37.690
And short of my clothes, no class.

0:32:38.501,0:32:40.778
To them, I am the Englishman.

0:32:41.629,0:32:44.308
"Would you like to go to bed[br]with the Englishman", I say.

0:32:44.568,0:32:45.418
"Not really."

0:32:46.648,0:32:48.510
How one got so spoiled during the war,

0:32:48.730,0:32:50.030
the joys of the blackout.

0:32:50.440,0:32:52.530
London awash with rude soldiery.

0:32:53.760,0:32:55.510
(Russian) Long time, no see.

0:32:56.700,0:32:57.590
You speak Russian?

0:32:57.870,0:32:58.595
I manage.

0:32:58.835,0:33:00.656
I ought to learn, simply for the sex.

0:33:01.446,0:33:03.341
Boys are quite thin on the ground here.

0:33:03.341,0:33:05.351
They can't speak my tongue,[br]I can't theirs.

0:33:05.351,0:33:07.251
So when one does get one it soon palls.

0:33:08.081,0:33:09.069
Sex needs language.

0:33:09.671,0:33:11.664
Well, at least you found a friend.

0:33:12.191,0:33:15.558
I do not know whether I've found one[br]or whether I've been allotted one.

0:33:17.071,0:33:17.771
And I...

0:33:17.771,0:33:19.551
I know what I've done to deserve him.

0:33:19.551,0:33:21.246
But what has he done to deserve me?

0:33:21.891,0:33:23.745
Am I a reward or a punishment?

0:33:25.161,0:33:27.887
He plays the balalaika and[br]I play the piano.

0:33:29.161,0:33:29.880
It's fun.

0:33:31.641,0:33:33.443
He is an electrician with the ballet.

0:33:34.691,0:33:36.381
Of course, he might be a policeman.

0:33:36.961,0:33:39.111
If he is a policeman,[br]he does it jolly well...

0:33:39.251,0:33:41.251
Forster lived with a policeman, didn't he?

0:33:41.281,0:33:42.099
Do you know him?

0:33:42.131,0:33:45.897
I feel I'm somewhat of a disappointment[br]in the friends department.

0:33:46.161,0:33:46.923
Oh, no matter.

0:33:47.761,0:33:48.521
You know...

0:33:48.881,0:33:50.701
No one will believe me when I go home.

0:33:51.411,0:33:53.089
What did you do in Moscow, darling?

0:33:53.701,0:33:54.420
Nothing much.

0:33:55.087,0:33:57.710
I measured Guy Burgess inside the leg.

0:33:58.105,0:33:58.898
Ah ha ha ha...

0:34:00.201,0:34:02.950
I shouldn't think one's inside leg[br]alters much, would you?

0:34:04.021,0:34:05.127
One of the immutables.

0:34:06.491,0:34:08.693
The knee is such a distance[br]from the main body,

0:34:08.693,0:34:10.571
whereas the groin,[br]as your honour knows,

0:34:10.571,0:34:12.412
is upon the very curtain of the place.

0:34:12.781,0:34:13.513
Come again?

0:34:14.481,0:34:15.268
Tristram Shandy.

0:34:17.951,0:34:20.002
Of course, you wouldn't do that,[br]would you?

0:34:20.751,0:34:21.501
Do what?

0:34:23.241,0:34:24.626
Go around telling everybody.

0:34:26.261,0:34:28.656
My people here wouldn't like that.

0:34:30.531,0:34:31.260
No?

0:34:33.321,0:34:34.050
No.

0:34:36.491,0:34:37.531
A hat would be nice.

0:34:38.761,0:34:39.621
7 and 5/8.

0:34:39.621,0:34:41.301
Now, I will write the name of my...

0:34:41.301,0:34:43.517
I have it here, and, oh,[br]and my bootmaker, too.

0:34:43.521,0:34:45.512
Yeah, it's a trousseau.

0:34:45.581,0:34:46.313
Yeah !

0:34:46.677,0:34:47.787
For a shotgun marriage.

0:34:49.721,0:34:51.837
Look, how do you know he won't say no?

0:34:51.837,0:34:52.549
Hmm?

0:34:52.826,0:34:53.826
Your tailor...

0:34:54.431,0:34:55.896
It would be vulgar to say no.

0:34:55.896,0:34:56.756
(paper being torn)

0:34:57.028,0:34:58.028
He won't say no.

0:34:59.771,0:35:01.090
I'll see what I can do.

0:35:01.231,0:35:02.849
Oh, you're not going yet, are you?

0:35:03.021,0:35:04.611
You don't want to go yet, do you?

0:35:05.231,0:35:07.511
Well, couldn't we go somewhere?

0:35:08.011,0:35:09.471
You could show me the sights.

0:35:10.111,0:35:11.939
Uh... Well, I can't go out yet...

0:35:12.600,0:35:14.340
I have to wait for a telephone call.

0:35:15.241,0:35:17.832
When the telephone call comes,[br]I am permitted to leave.

0:35:18.541,0:35:19.262
Who from?

0:35:21.831,0:35:22.746
Oh, you know...

0:35:23.398,0:35:24.158
my people.

0:35:26.721,0:35:28.017
It's generally around four.

0:35:30.051,0:35:31.567
That's another two hours!

0:35:34.631,0:35:35.342
Never mind.

0:35:36.131,0:35:37.992
I'll play you my Jack Buchanan record.

0:35:44.921,0:35:47.481
♪ (music) ♪

0:35:47.491,0:35:54.120
♪ Who, stole my heart away ♪

0:35:54.201,0:35:58.899
♪ Who, makes me dream all day ♪

0:35:59.071,0:36:04.823
♪ Dreams I know can never be true ♪

0:36:04.861,0:36:10.933
♪ Seems as though I'll ever be blue ♪

0:36:10.971,0:36:17.018
♪ Who, means my happiness ♪

0:36:17.061,0:36:24.903
♪ Who, would I answer yes to ♪

0:36:25.231,0:36:29.243
♪ Well you ought to guess who ♪

0:36:30.381,0:36:32.518
♪ No one, but you ♪

0:36:32.669,0:36:47.559
♪ (crescendo) ♪

0:36:47.576,0:36:52.510
♪ No one else... ♪ [br]♪ (music tempo rising) ♪

0:36:52.510,0:36:57.238
♪ no one else... ♪[br]♪ (music tempo rising) ♪

0:36:57.238,0:36:58.728
♪ else ♪

0:36:58.728,0:36:59.714
♪ else but you... ♪

0:36:59.714,0:37:02.439
♪ (music tempo rises and ends) ♪

0:37:04.411,0:37:05.188
Good, isn't it?

0:37:06.024,0:37:07.094
Want to hear it again?

0:37:07.761,0:37:08.841
You just have the one?

0:37:08.971,0:37:09.711
Just the one.

0:37:09.983,0:37:11.202
What's on the other side?

0:37:11.202,0:37:13.429
Oh, you don't want to listen[br]to the other side.

0:37:13.441,0:37:14.708
The other side is rubbish.

0:37:14.835,0:37:16.555
I never listen to the other side.

0:37:17.258,0:37:19.688
♪ (music) ♪

0:37:19.701,0:37:23.599
♪ Who, stole my heart away ♪

0:37:23.599,0:37:25.127
What do you miss the most?

0:37:25.127,0:37:27.781
♪ Who ♪

0:37:27.781,0:37:29.481
Well, um...[br]♪ makes me dream ♪

0:37:29.481,0:37:32.031
Apart from the Reform Club,[br]♪ all day. Dreams I ♪

0:37:32.031,0:37:33.418
the streets of London[br]♪ know ♪

0:37:33.418,0:37:35.331
and[br]♪ can never be true ♪

0:37:35.361,0:37:37.339
occasionally the English countryside...

0:37:39.711,0:37:41.441
I think the only thing I really miss

0:37:42.386,0:37:43.156
is gossip.

0:37:44.961,0:37:47.516
The comrades, though splendid[br]in every other respect,

0:37:47.611,0:37:50.079
don't gossip in quite the way we do

0:37:50.121,0:37:51.712
or about quite the same subjects.

0:37:52.201,0:37:53.831
Now, pardon me for saying so, dear

0:37:53.831,0:37:55.411
but the comrades seem to me to be

0:37:55.411,0:37:58.024
a sad disappointment in every department.

0:37:58.851,0:37:59.718
There's no gossip,

0:38:00.377,0:38:01.706
their clothes are terrible,

0:38:02.161,0:38:03.616
they can't make false teeth,

0:38:04.211,0:38:05.151
what else is there?

0:38:06.431,0:38:07.174
The system...

0:38:08.201,0:38:10.886
though being English,[br]you wouldn't be interested in that.

0:38:14.001,0:38:15.958
What do people say about me in England?

0:38:17.551,0:38:18.946
They don't say much anymore.

0:38:20.981,0:38:24.038
I thought you as a bit like Oscar Wilde.

0:38:25.039,0:38:25.779
Ha ha.

0:38:26.941,0:38:27.740
No, no.

0:38:30.211,0:38:31.548
Though he was a performer

0:38:31.944,0:38:33.104
(clinking of cutlery)

0:38:33.341,0:38:34.521
and I was a performer.

0:38:34.521,0:38:35.521
(clinking of cutlery)

0:38:35.521,0:38:36.285
Both vain.

0:38:38.301,0:38:39.350
But I never pretended.

0:38:39.781,0:38:42.327
If I wore a mask,[br]it was to be exactly what I seemed.

0:38:43.251,0:38:44.648
And as for the other, well...

0:38:45.374,0:38:46.901
I made no bones about the other.

0:38:47.151,0:38:49.461
(clinking of cutlery)

0:38:49.461,0:38:50.894
But my analysis of situations,

0:38:50.999,0:38:54.241
the precis I had to submit[br]to the Foreign Office were always Marxist.

0:38:54.241,0:38:54.963
Openly so,

0:38:56.701,0:38:58.411
impeccably so.[br](clinking of cutlery)

0:38:59.151,0:39:01.047
But nobody minded.[br](clinking of cutlery)

0:39:01.321,0:39:03.191
It's only Guy, dear old Guy.[br]Quite safe.

0:39:03.381,0:39:05.381
See, if you do wish[br]to conform in one thing

0:39:05.381,0:39:09.061
you must conform in all the others.[br]And in all important things I did conform.

0:39:09.131,0:39:10.341
(clinking of cutlery)

0:39:10.621,0:39:11.615
How can he be a spy?

0:39:11.732,0:39:12.732
He goes to my tailor!

0:39:14.469,0:39:17.292
The average Englishman, you see,[br]is not interested in ideas.

0:39:17.334,0:39:20.208
Say what you like about political theory,[br]no one will listen.

0:39:20.208,0:39:21.602
You could shove a whole slice

0:39:21.602,0:39:24.082
of the Communist manifesto[br]into the Queen's Speech.

0:39:24.082,0:39:25.301
Nobody would turn a hair.

0:39:25.861,0:39:27.391
Least of all, I suspect, HMQ.

0:39:27.391,0:39:32.161
(stove-top being cleaned)

0:39:32.211,0:39:33.306
Am I boring you?

0:39:35.581,0:39:36.514
It does not matter.

0:39:38.495,0:39:41.117
(stove-top being cleaned)

0:39:41.117,0:39:56.671
♪ (piano music) ♪

0:39:56.671,0:39:59.408
I'll think of 101 things to ask you[br]when you've gone.

0:40:01.061,0:40:02.197
How is Cyril Connolly?

0:40:03.311,0:40:04.975
You've asked me that.[br]I do not know.

0:40:09.131,0:40:09.887
So little...

0:40:10.264,0:40:10.973
England.

0:40:12.101,0:40:13.333
Little music, little art.

0:40:13.962,0:40:14.692
Hmm.

0:40:14.771,0:40:15.499
Timid,

0:40:15.760,0:40:16.480
tasteful,

0:40:17.240,0:40:17.951
nice.

0:40:19.431,0:40:20.266
Yet one loves it.

0:40:21.933,0:40:22.673
Loves it.

0:40:25.101,0:40:28.000
You see, I can say I love London[br]and I can say I love England.

0:40:29.151,0:40:31.771
I can't say I love my country.

0:40:31.771,0:40:33.725
I don't know what that means.

0:40:37.271,0:40:38.307
Do you watch cricket?

0:40:39.271,0:40:39.980
No.

0:40:41.891,0:40:42.917
Anyway, it's changed.

0:40:44.101,0:40:44.855
Cricket?

0:40:45.711,0:40:46.444
London.

0:40:48.372,0:40:49.092
Why?

0:40:50.261,0:40:51.511
I don't want it to change.

0:40:52.581,0:40:54.252
Why does anybody want to change it?

0:40:54.671,0:40:56.198
They've no business changing it.

0:40:56.758,0:40:57.488
The fools!

0:40:58.314,0:40:59.901
You should stop them changing it.

0:40:59.901,0:41:00.722
Band together.

0:41:02.621,0:41:03.341
Listen, dear.

0:41:04.161,0:41:05.141
I'm only an actress.

0:41:06.891,0:41:08.859
I'm not a bright lady, by your standards.

0:41:10.381,0:41:12.431
I've never been[br]much interested in politics.

0:41:12.431,0:41:15.770
But if this is Communism,[br]I don't like it because it's dull!

0:41:16.611,0:41:18.090
The poor things look so tired.

0:41:20.191,0:41:22.390
But then, some people think[br]Australia's dull.

0:41:22.761,0:41:24.026
And that's not Communism.

0:41:24.914,0:41:25.794
And look at Leeds!

0:41:29.121,0:41:30.631
Only it occurs to me

0:41:31.931,0:41:33.721
that we have sat here all afternoon

0:41:33.791,0:41:35.994
pretending that spying,

0:41:37.951,0:41:39.586
which is what you did, my darling,

0:41:40.101,0:41:42.960
was just a minor social misdemeanor,

0:41:43.781,0:41:44.501
no worse...

0:41:44.861,0:41:47.221
And I’m sure[br]in certain people’s minds much better

0:41:47.221,0:41:49.436
than being caught in a public lavatory

0:41:49.501,0:41:51.962
the way gentlemen [br]in my profession constantly are.

0:41:53.411,0:41:57.238
That’s just something[br]we shouldn’t mention

0:41:58.971,0:41:59.852
out of politeness.

0:42:01.751,0:42:03.315
So that we won't be embarrassed.

0:42:05.088,0:42:06.238
Hmm hmm hhh...

0:42:06.321,0:42:07.368
That's very English.

0:42:08.221,0:42:12.113
We'll pretend that hasn't happened[br]because we're both sensible people.

0:42:13.291,0:42:14.010
Well,

0:42:15.379,0:42:16.259
I am not English,

0:42:17.021,0:42:18.660
I am not sensible,

0:42:20.011,0:42:20.983
I am an Australian.

0:42:23.511,0:42:25.114
I can't muster much morality

0:42:27.011,0:42:30.474
and outside Shakespeare,[br]the word "treason" to me means nothing.

0:42:32.711,0:42:34.430
Only, you pissed in our soup,

0:42:35.440,0:42:36.338
and we drank it.

0:42:39.151,0:42:40.437
Well, very well.

0:42:42.301,0:42:43.884
It doesn't affect me, darling.

0:42:45.061,0:42:47.123
I will order your suit and your hat.

0:42:48.251,0:42:49.781
And I will keep it under mine.

0:42:50.111,0:42:51.479
Mum, not a word.

0:42:53.141,0:42:54.164
But for one reason,

0:42:56.381,0:42:57.285
I'm sorry for you.

0:43:00.501,0:43:01.241
Now,

0:43:02.061,0:43:03.061
in your book,

0:43:03.651,0:43:05.339
in your real book,

0:43:06.061,0:43:10.001
that probably adds my name to the list[br]of all the other fools you've conned.

0:43:10.741,0:43:12.489
But you are not conning me, darling.

0:43:14.891,0:43:15.883
I know.

0:43:18.501,0:43:21.032
Pipe isn't fooling pussy.

0:43:22.716,0:43:27.296
[Telephone rings]

0:43:27.298,0:43:28.298
Excuse me.

0:43:29.521,0:43:30.544
I was enjoying that.

0:43:30.544,0:43:35.050
[the ringing continues]

0:43:35.631,0:43:37.295
You spoiled the lady's big speech.

0:43:39.258,0:43:40.318
(Russian): Thank you.

0:43:41.239,0:43:42.009
Yeah, yeah.

0:43:44.561,0:43:46.230
I just want to be told why.

0:43:51.311,0:43:52.142
At the time,

0:43:52.835,0:43:54.815
I thought it was the right thing to do...

0:43:56.581,0:43:58.595
and solitude, I suppose.

0:43:59.379,0:44:00.139
Oh, solitude!

0:44:03.161,0:44:04.191
If you have a secret,

0:44:05.551,0:44:06.283
you're alone.

0:44:06.561,0:44:07.651
But you told people.

0:44:08.111,0:44:09.411
You told several people.

0:44:10.591,0:44:13.241
No point in having a secret,[br]if you make a secret of it.

0:44:14.331,0:44:17.351
Actually, the other thing you might get me[br]is an old Etonian tie

0:44:17.351,0:44:18.711
This one's on it's last leg.

0:44:19.426,0:44:20.176
Ah!

0:44:20.241,0:44:21.242
Here is Tolya.

0:44:21.631,0:44:22.981
(Russian) - Hello, Guy.[br]- Hello.

0:44:23.201,0:44:24.031
(Russian) How's it going?

0:44:24.316,0:44:25.046
Mmmm

0:44:25.551,0:44:27.999
Ah, yes. Now, this is Ms. Browne.

0:44:28.231,0:44:30.076
She's an actress from England.

0:44:30.911,0:44:31.923
How do you do?

0:44:33.261,0:44:34.041
How do you do?

0:44:34.141,0:44:34.891
Very good.

0:44:35.051,0:44:38.874
If you give him a cigarette, an English[br]cigarette, he'll be your friend for life.

0:44:38.941,0:44:40.946
(Russian) Oh, I see now!

0:44:41.013,0:44:42.511
(Russian) Is it the theater? [br]Hamlet?

0:44:42.511,0:44:43.229
Ah.

0:44:43.755,0:44:44.865
(Russian) Thank you.

0:44:52.463,0:44:55.020
(Russian) Oh, it's a marvelous thing! [br]What a thing!

0:44:55.331,0:44:56.810
Oh dear, sorry.

0:44:56.955,0:44:57.673
Uh.

0:44:58.083,0:44:58.801
Uh.

0:44:59.241,0:44:59.979
No.

0:45:00.010,0:45:00.870
(Russian) No, really, I can't.

0:45:00.870,0:45:01.760
No, no, please.

0:45:01.760,0:45:03.420
(Russian) I can't. [br]I'm not shameless.

0:45:03.420,0:45:04.164
Please.

0:45:04.732,0:45:05.452
(Russian) Really?

0:45:06.466,0:45:07.196


0:45:12.498,0:45:13.218
(Russian) Thank you.

0:45:17.341,0:45:18.494
He's a real Queen Mary.

0:45:20.351,0:45:22.681
You couldn't order him a suit,[br]could you, too?

0:45:22.681,0:45:23.779
He would look so nice.

0:45:24.101,0:45:24.851
Anything.

0:45:25.361,0:45:26.091
Anything.

0:45:26.841,0:45:27.706
Hey Guy, Guy.

0:45:27.843,0:45:28.563
(Russian) Come here.

0:45:29.562,0:45:32.765
Listen, I would like to play [br]something for her on the balalaika.

0:45:33.253,0:45:34.973
(Russian) Do you understand? Okay?

0:45:35.507,0:45:36.217
Mmmm.

0:45:36.411,0:45:37.125
Uh... uh...

0:45:38.153,0:45:39.663
Tolya wants to play you a tune.

0:45:40.101,0:45:42.265
Uh, do let him, he'll be so pleased.

0:45:42.265,0:45:47.728
♪ (balalaika being tuned) ♪

0:45:47.728,0:45:49.992
Gilbert and Sullivan.

0:45:51.936,0:45:54.511
♪ (music) ♪

0:45:54.511,0:45:57.429
♪ Take a pair of sparkling eyes, ♪

0:45:57.429,0:45:59.506
♪ Hidden, ever and anon, ♪

0:45:59.506,0:46:03.231
♪ In a merciful eclipse ♪

0:46:03.231,0:46:05.765
♪ Do not heed their mild surprise ♪

0:46:05.765,0:46:08.031
♪ Having passed the Rubicon. ♪

0:46:08.031,0:46:11.501
♪ Take a pair of rosy lips ; ♪

0:46:11.501,0:46:15.921
What do you think?[br]Reward or punishment?

0:46:15.921,0:46:18.231
♪ Be particular in this ♪

0:46:18.231,0:46:20.377
♪ Take a tender little hand, ♪

0:46:20.377,0:46:22.519
♪ Fringed with dainty fingerettes, ♪

0:46:22.911,0:46:25.438
♪ Press it, press... ♪

0:46:26.911,0:46:27.869
Where are we going?

0:46:28.421,0:46:29.159
Church.

0:46:29.741,0:46:30.691
Do you like church?

0:46:30.971,0:46:31.721
I adore it.

0:46:32.121,0:46:33.744
This one, the singing's very good.

0:46:33.744,0:46:37.288
The opera singers are in the choir,[br]warming up for the evening performance.

0:46:38.801,0:46:41.039
That's uh, not another friend?

0:46:41.419,0:46:42.317
Oh, good God no.

0:46:43.761,0:46:46.141
You know, when I first came here,

0:46:46.141,0:46:48.156
I was shadowed by[br]a rather grand policeman.

0:46:48.156,0:46:49.688
That was when I was a celebrity.

0:46:49.971,0:46:51.998
Nowadays, they just send the trainees...

0:46:52.271,0:46:53.228
Ironic, that.

0:46:54.381,0:46:55.123
Good afternoon.

0:46:56.191,0:46:57.451
(Russian) Good afternoon.

0:46:58.381,0:47:00.069
Not strong on irony, the comrades.

0:47:01.981,0:47:03.291
Did you know Jack Buchanan?

0:47:04.231,0:47:05.085
Yes, I suppose.

0:47:07.101,0:47:08.310
We nearly got married.

0:47:08.310,0:47:19.860
♪ (music) ♪

0:47:19.871,0:47:20.940
It's strange.

0:47:21.971,0:47:24.072
Sybil Thorndike loved it.

0:47:24.124,0:47:29.474
(footsteps)

0:47:29.516,0:48:20.746
(singing at the church)

0:48:22.153,0:49:14.325
(chanting)

0:49:14.363,0:49:18.913
(chanting fades)

0:49:19.951,0:49:21.976
I gave you my old mum's number, didn't I?

0:49:22.251,0:49:22.990
Yes.

0:49:25.501,0:49:26.231
I...

0:49:27.666,0:49:28.466
do like it here.

0:49:30.581,0:49:32.106
Don't tell anyone I don't.

0:49:32.731,0:49:33.614
And thanks again,

0:49:34.177,0:49:34.937
in advance.

0:49:39.509,0:50:09.673
(music)

0:50:10.841,0:50:11.868
Is that Mrs. Burgess?

0:50:12.771,0:50:14.099
My name is Coral Browne.

0:50:14.381,0:50:16.921
I've just seen Guy in Moscow.[br]He asked me to call you.

0:50:17.291,0:50:18.291
How is he looking?

0:50:18.291,0:50:19.370
Oh, he's looking fine.

0:50:19.741,0:50:21.299
I do wish I could see him.

0:50:21.751,0:50:22.565
The old scamp.

0:50:22.565,0:50:25.499
Well, you should go over again.[br]I know he'd love to see you.

0:50:25.499,0:50:26.709
Don't think I could now.

0:50:26.981,0:50:28.076
I've got a stupid hip.

0:50:28.511,0:50:29.432
Oh, I'm so sorry.

0:50:30.641,0:50:32.987
Well, maybe they will let him[br]come back sometime.

0:50:33.851,0:50:36.808
He shouldn't have to stand in the corners[br]the rest of his life.

0:50:37.171,0:50:38.583
It is seven years.

0:50:39.178,0:50:40.178
People are silly.

0:50:42.501,0:50:44.106
(Tailor) Let me see? Now there...

0:50:44.311,0:50:45.041
(Tailor) Yes.

0:50:45.041,0:50:47.351
(Tailor)[br]Yes, well, it is fractionally too short.

0:50:47.351,0:50:49.153
(Tailor) But I can easily alter that.

0:50:49.211,0:50:52.401
(Tailor) They're pretty old today,[br]little over the years, you know.

0:50:53.001,0:50:53.791
(Tailor) Credit.

0:50:55.091,0:50:55.821
(Tailor) Good.

0:50:56.271,0:50:58.619
(Tailor)[br]And, I would like to try this thing...

0:50:58.619,0:51:01.315
(Tailor) No problems at all.[br]And then, now there's this.

0:51:01.315,0:51:04.451
(Tailor) We'll repair that once you[br]return it. Perhaps you would...

0:51:04.451,0:51:06.369
(Tailor) I will be with you in a moment!

0:51:06.640,0:51:08.076
(Tailor) That's fine, I think.

0:51:08.748,0:51:09.878
Ah...ahem

0:51:10.591,0:51:11.841
Yes Madam, can I help you?

0:51:11.841,0:51:13.985
Good morning.[br]I'd like to order some suits.

0:51:14.541,0:51:16.141
Certainly madam, have a seat.

0:51:16.141,0:51:19.854
You've made suits for the gentleman before[br]but now he lives abroad.

0:51:19.921,0:51:20.675
I see.

0:51:21.301,0:51:22.497
I took his measurements.

0:51:24.061,0:51:25.899
I don't know if they're quite right.

0:51:26.441,0:51:27.240
Let me see.

0:51:29.311,0:51:30.031
Oh, yes.

0:51:30.221,0:51:31.931
Yes, these are more than adequate.

0:51:32.501,0:51:34.394
Uh, could we know the gentleman's name?

0:51:35.881,0:51:36.595
Burgess.

0:51:41.121,0:51:42.966
I seem to remember that we had, uh...

0:51:43.091,0:51:44.980
We had two Mr. Burgesses.

0:51:45.070,0:51:51.139
(log books being looked up)

0:51:51.760,0:51:52.470
Yes, I'm sure.

0:51:53.041,0:51:55.438
This I take it as Mr.Burguess G.

0:51:57.431,0:51:58.827
How is Mr Burgess?

0:51:59.474,0:52:00.211
Huh!

0:52:00.511,0:52:01.966
Fatter, I see.

0:52:03.161,0:52:05.190
He was one of our more colorful customers.

0:52:05.541,0:52:08.230
Too little color in our drab lives[br]these days...

0:52:08.721,0:52:11.400
Mr Guy favoured this pattern.

0:52:11.521,0:52:15.467
It's a durable fabric. His suits were[br]meant to take a good deal of punishment.

0:52:15.467,0:52:17.399
They've stood him in good stead, I hope.

0:52:17.399,0:52:18.594
Oh yes, they have indeed.

0:52:18.594,0:52:19.700
I am glad to hear it.

0:52:20.491,0:52:22.854
Always getting into such scrapes, Mr Guy.

0:52:23.981,0:52:24.829
And your name is?

0:52:25.241,0:52:25.974
Browne.

0:52:26.701,0:52:28.721
There's no need for discretion here,[br]madam.

0:52:29.111,0:52:29.966
No, truly.

0:52:31.501,0:52:32.244
My apologies.

0:52:35.101,0:52:36.257
And this is the address?

0:52:38.281,0:52:40.875
We put little of ourselves into our suits.

0:52:41.041,0:52:42.511
That is our loyalty.

0:52:43.681,0:52:45.159
And mum's the word.

0:52:47.711,0:52:49.744
Mum is always the word here, madam.

0:52:50.481,0:52:51.951
Moscow or Maidenhead,

0:52:52.926,0:52:54.639
mum is always the word.

0:52:56.471,0:52:57.194
Baldwin...

0:52:58.017,0:52:58.747
Brooks...

0:52:59.079,0:53:01.249
[mutters names]

0:53:01.331,0:53:02.074
Burgess...

0:53:02.257,0:53:03.257
(pages turning)

0:53:03.441,0:53:07.036
Burgess, Burgess, Burgess,

0:53:07.511,0:53:08.440
Burgess.

0:53:09.021,0:53:09.763
No.

0:53:10.681,0:53:11.800
I'll call back later.

0:53:11.800,0:53:13.580
Burgess, Burgess.

0:53:16.061,0:53:16.798
5807.

0:53:17.071,0:53:19.901
Well, if you care to follow me into the[br]bowels of the Earth,

0:53:19.901,0:53:21.231
we'll see what we can find.

0:53:25.241,0:53:26.639
5807...

0:53:27.282,0:53:30.479
This is the Mr. Burgess[br]who got into hot water.

0:53:30.531,0:53:31.296
George!

0:53:31.741,0:53:32.475
Yes.

0:53:33.011,0:53:34.357
5807...

0:53:35.864,0:53:37.562
5807...

0:53:37.691,0:53:38.424
(clears throat)

0:53:38.424,0:53:41.961
(footsteps)

0:53:41.961,0:53:43.347
It's a graveyard.

0:53:43.661,0:53:47.151
The contrary madam, these are all[br]very much alive and indeed kicking.

0:53:47.925,0:53:50.644
5807...

0:53:50.781,0:53:53.759
From time to time,[br]we do have a little bonfire.

0:53:54.501,0:53:56.316
George, 5807.

0:53:58.191,0:53:59.992
Ah, excuse me sir.

0:54:04.251,0:54:06.025
Oh, it's a very long way from him.

0:54:06.431,0:54:07.781
I thought he was done with.

0:54:08.741,0:54:10.533
George is quite ruthless.[br](sniggers)

0:54:14.171,0:54:15.320
Ah, here they are.

0:54:17.061,0:54:17.770
GB.

0:54:19.331,0:54:20.086
Great Britain.

0:54:24.501,0:54:26.515
I wish he'd told me so at the time...

0:54:26.781,0:54:28.787
I'd have liked to see the old thing again.

0:54:28.881,0:54:30.952
Well, he wanted me[br]to take you out to lunch.

0:54:31.061,0:54:31.781
Oh!

0:54:31.781,0:54:32.681
Sent me a check.

0:54:32.771,0:54:33.549
Oh!

0:54:34.281,0:54:36.221
I'm not sure that I should cash it.

0:54:36.261,0:54:37.830
Oh, to Guy!

0:54:40.562,0:54:42.460
Have you trouble getting him the stuff?

0:54:42.551,0:54:43.706
Oh, no, no, no, no.

0:54:43.751,0:54:45.939
Nobody better than I...[br]Then, why should they?

0:54:46.321,0:54:47.476
It's all been sent off.

0:54:47.841,0:54:50.727
Only now he's written[br]asking for some pyjamas.

0:54:51.101,0:54:51.821
Hmm?

0:54:51.821,0:54:52.541
Look.

0:54:52.541,0:54:53.681
(Woman) Goodbye, Mario.

0:54:54.111,0:54:55.264
(Mario) Goodbye, madam.

0:54:55.771,0:54:56.922
What I really need,

0:54:57.781,0:55:00.451
honestly the only thing more, is pyjamas.

0:55:00.691,0:55:04.562
Russian ones can't be slept in,[br]are not in fact made for that purpose.

0:55:05.101,0:55:07.891
What I would like is four pairs...

0:55:07.891,0:55:08.710
Oh!

0:55:09.245,0:55:09.965
Oh...

0:55:10.193,0:55:12.718
White or off white and navy blue silk...

0:55:13.001,0:55:15.000
quite plain and under those two colors...

0:55:15.331,0:55:17.203
and at last my outfit will be complete.

0:55:17.261,0:55:20.219
Then I shall look like a real agent,[br]again.

0:55:20.251,0:55:21.000
What?

0:55:23.521,0:55:26.319
...then I shall look[br]like a real gent again.

0:55:26.319,0:55:27.048
Oh.

0:55:27.264,0:55:29.014
Ha ha ha ha ha.

0:55:29.121,0:55:32.348
Well, I think the pyjamas[br]are going to have to be it.

0:55:33.621,0:55:35.243
Otherwise little Dolly drop draws

0:55:35.323,0:55:37.617
will shop shop shop[br]until the cows come home.

0:55:37.721,0:55:39.503
Or till the revolution comes.

0:55:48.921,0:55:52.033
I'm afraid this gentleman no longer[br]has an account with us, madam.

0:55:52.033,0:55:53.151
His account was closed.

0:55:53.151,0:55:55.043
I know, but he wishes to open it again.

0:55:55.481,0:55:57.005
I'm afraid that is impossible.

0:55:58.251,0:55:58.972
Why?

0:55:59.246,0:55:59.976
Well...

0:56:00.931,0:56:02.813
We supply pyjamas to the royal family.

0:56:03.951,0:56:04.664
So?

0:56:05.531,0:56:07.175
The gentleman is a traitor, Madam.

0:56:07.631,0:56:08.381
So?

0:56:08.871,0:56:10.431
Must traitors sleep in the buff?

0:56:10.541,0:56:11.261
I'm sorry.

0:56:11.801,0:56:13.483
We have to draw the line somewhere.

0:56:13.701,0:56:14.836
Well, why at this?

0:56:16.001,0:56:18.784
Suppose someone commits [br]adultery in your precious pyjamas?

0:56:18.784,0:56:20.473
And I imagine it has occurred?

0:56:21.401,0:56:24.214
What happens when he orders [br]his next pair of jim-jams?

0:56:24.214,0:56:25.638
Is it sorry, no can do?

0:56:25.721,0:56:26.561
I'm very sorry.

0:56:26.731,0:56:29.294
You keep on saying you're sorry!

0:56:30.031,0:56:31.375
Oh, Jesus Christ!

0:56:31.601,0:56:33.529
You were quite happy to satisfy this man

0:56:33.529,0:56:36.847
when he was one of the most [br]notorious buggers in London!

0:56:37.271,0:56:38.943
And a drunkard into the bargain.

0:56:38.943,0:56:41.777
Oh, yes. But then he was somebody[br]in the Foreign Office.

0:56:41.886,0:56:45.037
A little red piping on the sleeve,[br]Mr Burguess? Of course.

0:56:45.037,0:56:47.235
A discreet monogram on the pocket,[br]Mr Burguess?

0:56:47.240,0:56:48.160
Oh, yes, certainly.

0:56:48.160,0:56:50.690
And if there's anything else[br]you require Mr Burgess...

0:56:50.690,0:56:55.504
We'd be only too happy to ease down[br]your pinstripe trousers and perform!

0:56:55.504,0:56:56.995
[clears throat]

0:56:56.995,0:56:58.189
But not anymore.

0:56:58.189,0:57:00.848
Look madam, I don't know[br]why you're doing this for him.

0:57:00.848,0:57:04.803
As far as we're concerned, Mr Burgess[br]is a client we have well resolved.

0:57:04.803,0:57:06.468
Ours is a highly respectable firm..

0:57:06.471,0:57:08.499
Oh, highly respectable!

0:57:08.741,0:57:12.159
It’s pricks like you that[br]make me understand why he went!

0:57:12.531,0:57:14.487
Thank Christ, I'm not English!

0:57:14.581,0:57:15.929
As a matter of fact madam,

0:57:16.241,0:57:18.231
our firm isn't English in origin, either.

0:57:18.421,0:57:19.160
Oh?

0:57:19.760,0:57:20.480
What is it?

0:57:21.141,0:57:21.888
Hungarian.

0:57:23.511,0:57:24.259
I see.

0:57:25.241,0:57:25.961
Well...

0:57:26.075,0:57:29.818
You can't object[br]if I buy an old Etonian tie...

0:57:30.441,0:57:31.634
For cash, naturally.

0:57:32.251,0:57:34.480
For the Archbishop of Canterbury's[br]mother.

0:57:36.855,0:57:45.575
(humming)

0:57:46.241,0:57:49.222
♪ That he is an Englishman! ♪

0:57:49.577,0:57:53.428
♪ That he is an Englishman! ♪

0:57:53.479,0:57:57.508
♪ For he might have been a Roosian, ♪

0:57:57.931,0:58:01.728
♪ A French, or Turk, or Proosian, ♪

0:58:01.931,0:58:05.398
♪ Or perhaps Itali-an! ♪

0:58:05.519,0:58:09.518
♪ Or perhaps Itali-an! ♪

0:58:09.518,0:58:14.034
♪ But in spite of all temptations ♪

0:58:14.111,0:58:18.130
♪ To belong to other nations, ♪

0:58:18.191,0:58:21.661
♪ He remains an Englishman! ♪

0:58:21.721,0:58:30.638
♪ He remains an Englishman! ♪

0:58:30.638,0:58:35.254
♪ For in spite of all temptations ♪

0:58:35.511,0:58:39.490
♪ to belong to other nations, ♪

0:58:39.611,0:58:43.258
♪ He remains an Englishman! ♪

0:58:43.319,0:58:54.740
♪ He remains an Englishman! ♪

0:58:55.441,0:58:58.760
♪ For he himself has said it, ♪

0:58:58.897,0:59:03.254
♪ And it's greatly to his credit, ♪

0:59:03.254,0:59:07.725
♪ That he is an Englishman! ♪

0:59:07.861,0:59:18.258
♪ That he is an Englishman! ♪

0:59:18.979,0:59:26.839
(cheering)