[News Reporter] <i>If witnesses are
to be believed,</i>

<i>there has been a child security breach</i>

<i>for the first time in monster history.</i>

<i>We can neither confirm nor deny
the presence of a human child here tonight.</i>

[Monster #1] <i>Well, a kid flew right
over me and blasted a car</i>

<i>with its laser vision!</i>