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[News Reporter] If witnesses are
to be believed,
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there has been a child security breach
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for the first time in monster history.
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We can neither confirm nor deny
the presence of a human child here tonight.
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[Monster #1] Well, a kid flew right
over me and blasted a car
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with its laser vision!
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[Monster #2] I tried to run from it,
but it picked me up with its mind powers
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- and shook me like a doll.
- [Monster #3] It’s true! I saw the whole thing!
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It is my professional opinion...
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...that now is the time to panic!
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- [television smashes]
- Uh-oh.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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[both panting]
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[Mike] Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
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[gasping]
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- Boo!
- [both] Aah!
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- [siren wailing]
- [Mike gasps]
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- [both] Aaah!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Come here, kid.
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[spraying]
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No, no! Don't touch those, you little--
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Aw, now those were alphabetized.
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- [babbling]
- It’s okay, it’s all right. As long as
it doesn’t come near us,
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we're gonna be okay.
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- [sneezes]
- Aah!
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[sprays]
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Aaah!
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[Sullivan whimpering]
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[talking baby-talk]
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Aah! Uh...
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[babbles]
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Oh, you, you like this? Fetch!
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[giggling]
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[groans, gasps]
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Hey, hey, that’s it!
No one touches little Mikey.
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[crying]
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Mike, give her the bear.
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Oh, no.
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[screaming]
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[electricity crackling]
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[screaming continues]
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[helicopters whirring]
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[both] Aah!
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Make it stop, Sulley! Make it stop!
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Here, look! See the bear?
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- Ooh, nice bear. Aah!
- [crying]
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[Mike] Sulley!
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Ooh, bear, ooh. He's a happy bear.
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And he's not crying, and neither should you.
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Or we'll be in trouble, 'cause they're gonna find us.
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So please stop crying right now, right now...
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Good. Good, Sulley! Keep it up!
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- You’re doing great.
- ♪ I’m a happy bear, he has no... ♪
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[screaming]
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- Oh, she touched me! She touched me!
- [cries again]
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Sulley, the bear. The bear!
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Give her the-- whoa!
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[giggles, turns into laughing]
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- What was that?
- [Mike] I have no idea…
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...but it would be really great,
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if it didn't do it again.
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[giggling]
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[Sullivan shushing]
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[shushes]
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[shushing]
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[shushes]