[News Reporter] If witnesses are to be believed,
there has been a child security breach
for the first time in monster history.
We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight.
[Monster #1] Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car
with its laser vision!
[Monster #2] I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its mind powers
- and shook me like a doll. - [Monster #3] It’s true! I saw the whole thing!
It is my professional opinion...
...that now is the time to panic!
- [television smashes] - Uh-oh.
- Aah! - Aah!
[both panting]
[Mike] Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
[gasping]
- Boo! - [both] Aah!
- [siren wailing] - [Mike gasps]
- [both] Aaah!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Come here, kid.
[spraying]
No, no! Don't touch those, you little--
Aw, now those were alphabetized.
- [babbling] - It’s okay, it’s all right. As long as it doesn’t come near us,
we're gonna be okay.
- [sneezes] - Aah!
[sprays]
Aaah!
[Sullivan whimpering]
[talking baby-talk]
Aah! Uh...
[babbles]
Oh, you, you like this? Fetch!
[giggling]
[groans, gasps]
Hey, hey, that’s it! No one touches little Mikey.
[crying]
Mike, give her the bear.
Oh, no.
[screaming]
[electricity crackling]
[screaming continues]
[helicopters whirring]
[both] Aah!
Make it stop, Sulley! Make it stop!
Here, look! See the bear?
- Ooh, nice bear. Aah! - [crying]
[Mike] Sulley!
Ooh, bear, ooh. He's a happy bear.
And he's not crying, and neither should you.
Or we'll be in trouble, 'cause they're gonna find us.
So please stop crying right now, right now...
Good. Good, Sulley! Keep it up!
- You’re doing great. - ♪ I’m a happy bear, he has no... ♪
[screaming]
- Oh, she touched me! She touched me! - [cries again]
[gasps] Sulley, the bear. The bear!
Give her the-- whoa!
[giggles, turns into laughing]
- What was that? - [Mike] I have no idea…
...but it would be really great,
if it didn't do it again.
[giggling]
[Sullivan shushing]
[shushes]
[shushing]
[shushes]