[News Reporter] <i>If witnesses are
to be believed,</i>

<i>there has been a child security breach</i>

<i>for the first time in monster history.</i>

<i>We can neither confirm nor deny
the presence of a human child here tonight.</i>

[Monster #1] <i>Well, a kid flew right
over me and blasted a car</i>

<i>with its laser vision!</i>

[Monster #2] <i>I tried to run from it,
but it picked me up with its mind powers</i>

-	<i>and shook me like a doll.
-	It’s true! I saw the whole thing!</i>

[Monster #3] <i>It is my professional opinion...</i>

<i>...that now is the time to panic!</i>

-	[television smashes]
-	Uh-oh.

-	Aah!
-	Aah!