[News Reporter] If witnesses are to be believed,
there has been a child security breach
for the first time in monster history.
We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight.
[Monster #1] Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car
with its laser vision!
[Monster #2] I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its mind powers
- and shook me like a doll. - It’s true! I saw the whole thing!
[Monster #3] It is my professional opinion...
...that now is the time to panic!
- [television smashes] - Uh-oh.
- Aah! - Aah!
[both panting]
[Mike] Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
[gasping]
- Boo! - [both] Aah!
- [siren wailing] - [Mike gasps]
- [both] Aaah!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Come here, kid.
[spraying]
No, no! Don't touch those, you little--
Aw, now those were alphabetized.
- [babbling] - It’s okay, it’s all right. As long as it doesn’t come near us,
- [sneezes] - Aah!
[sprays]
Aaah!
[Sullivan whimpering]
[talking baby-talk]
Aah! Uh...
[babbles]
Oh, you, you like this? Fetch!
[giggling]
[gasps] Hey, hey, that's it!
No one touches little Mikey.
[crying]
Mike, give her the bear.
Oh, no.
[screaming]