[News Reporter] <i>If witnesses are
to be believed,</i>

<i>there has been a child security breach</i>

<i>for the first time in monster history.</i>

<i>We can neither confirm nor deny
the presence of a human child here tonight.</i>

[Monster #1] <i>Well, a kid flew right
over me and blasted a car</i>

<i>with its laser vision!</i>

[Monster #2] <i>I tried to run from it,
but it picked me up with its mind powers</i>

-	<i>and shook me like a doll.
-	It’s true! I saw the whole thing!</i>

[Monster #3] <i>It is my professional opinion...</i>

<i>...that now is the time to panic!</i>

-	[television smashes]
-	Uh-oh.

-	Aah!
-	Aah!

[both panting]

[Mike] Oh, it's coming! It's coming!

[gasping]

-	Boo!
-	[both] Aah!

-	[siren wailing]
-	[Mike gasps]

-	[both] Aaah!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Come here, kid.

[spraying]

No, no! Don't touch those, you little--

Aw, now those were alphabetized.

-	[babbling]
-	It’s okay, it’s all right. As long as
it doesn’t come near us,

-	[sneezes]
-	Aah!

[sprays]

Aaah!

[Sullivan whimpering]

[talking baby-talk]

Aah! Uh...

[babbles]

Oh, you, you like this? Fetch!

[giggling]

[groans, gasps]

Hey, hey, that’s it!
No one touches little Mikey.

[crying]

Mike, give her the bear.

Oh, no.

[screaming]