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[News Reporter] <i>If witnesses are
to be believed,</i>

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<i>there has been a child security breach</i>

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<i>for the first time in monster history.</i>

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<i>We can neither confirm nor deny
the presence of a human child here tonight.</i>

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[Monster #1] <i>Well, a kid flew right
over me and blasted a car</i>

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<i>with its laser vision!</i>

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[Monster #2] <i>I tried to run from it,
but it picked me up with its mind powers</i>

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-	<i>and shook me like a doll.
-	It’s true! I saw the whole thing!</i>

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[Monster #3] <i>It is my professional opinion...</i>

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<i>...that now is the time to panic!</i>

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-	[television smashes]
-	Uh-oh.

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-	Aah!
-	Aah!

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[both panting]

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[Mike] Oh, it's coming! It's coming!

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[gasping]

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-	Boo!
-	[both] Aah!

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-	[siren wailing]
-	[Mike gasps]

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-	[both] Aaah!

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Come here, kid.

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[spraying]

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No, no! Don't touch those, you little--

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Aw, now those were alphabetized.

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-	[babbling]
-	It’s okay, it’s all right. As long as
it doesn’t come near us,

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-	[sneezes]
-	Aah!

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[sprays]

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Aaah!

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[Sullivan whimpering]

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[talking baby-talk]

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Aah! Uh...

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[babbles]

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Oh, you, you like this? Fetch!

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[giggling]

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[groans, gasps]

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Hey, hey, that’s it!
No one touches little Mikey.

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[crying]

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Mike, give her the bear.

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Oh, no.

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[screaming]