-A record number of Americans
are considering moving overseas.
Here with a pitch for Americans
to move to Australia
are Bridgette and Paula Powers,
those Australian twins
who talk in unison on the news.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Together ] G'day, Colin.
It's so nice to be here
in New York City.
-[ Laughs ] Yeah, so --
so why should Americans move
to Australia?
-Australia is
a gorgeous island nation,
and we have more Hemsworth
than people.
[ Laughing ]
That's a joke.
Don't write that down.
-I wasn't going to.
So you two
are basically the same person?
-No, we're totally different
because her favorite food is
Vegemite,
and I only date Black guys.
[ Laughter ]
-Wait, sorry.
Who likes Vegemite?
-Her.
-And who only dates
Black guys?
-I do!
-All right, well,
I've learned nothing.
Can I ask, why do you talk
at the same time?
-Well, we're very connected
because we were born
at the exact same time.
The doctor was like, "Uh-oh,
they're coming out together."
And our mum was like,
"Get them out of me!"
And the man at the vending
machine was like,
"Hmm.
I think I want Doritos.
But Doritos give me gas...
-...in my --
-[ Imitates fart ]
-[ Imitates fart ]
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. I guess now I just want
to kind of test this out.
Say the first word
that comes to your mind.
-Colostomy.
-Okay. Three -- three dream
dinner-party guests.
-Harry Potter, Nelly Furtado,
Ginny Weasley.
-So two "Harry Potter"
characters and the woman
who sang "I'm Like a Bird."
-Dream blunt rotation.
That's a joke.
Don't write that down.
-Pencil is nowhere
near the paper.
[ Laughter ]
I'm not writing
any of this down.
Yeah. What's going on?
-Look, Colin, the point is,
American should
be stoked to move to Australia.
They're so similar.
They're even basically
spelled the same.
A. O. R.
Me-me. P.
-Okay. You guys...
-Q. R.
-You're just saying letters.
-L.
-You're just saying letters.
-T. L.
-You're not spelling anything.
I think that you need to go.
-Wait, wait, Colin! Wait!
-What?
-You haven't even met
our brother, Liam.
-You have a brother?
-[ Together] Wow!
We love "SNL."
You know, in Australia,
our "SNL"
is called an "LNS."
-That cannot be true.
-Yes, it is.
It stands for
"Late Night from Sydney."
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
So now...
live from this toilet, it's...
[ Growling ]
-Really good, you guys.
From your accents, I can't tell
which part of Australia
Liam is from.
The Australian triplets,
everyone!
-Bye!