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-A record number of Americans[br]are considering moving overseas.

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Here with a pitch for Americans[br]to move to Australia

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are Bridgette and Paula Powers,

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those Australian twins[br]who talk in unison on the news.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-[ Together ] G'day, Colin.

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It's so nice to be here[br]in New York City.

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-[ Laughs ] Yeah, so --

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so why should Americans move[br]to Australia?

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-Australia is[br]a gorgeous island nation,

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and we have more Hemsworth[br]than people.

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[ Laughing ]

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That's a joke.[br]Don't write that down.

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-I wasn't going to.

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So you two[br]are basically the same person?

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-No, we're totally different

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because her favorite food is[br]Vegemite,

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and I only date Black guys.

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[ Laughter ]

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-Wait, sorry.[br]Who likes Vegemite?

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-Her.

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-And who only dates[br]Black guys?

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-I do!

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-All right, well,[br]I've learned nothing.

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Can I ask, why do you talk[br]at the same time?

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-Well, we're very connected

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because we were born[br]at the exact same time.

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The doctor was like, "Uh-oh,[br]they're coming out together."

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And our mum was like,[br]"Get them out of me!"

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And the man at the vending[br]machine was like,

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"Hmm.

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I think I want Doritos.

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But Doritos give me gas...

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-...in my --[br]-[ Imitates fart ]

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-[ Imitates fart ]

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[ Laughter ]

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-Okay. I guess now I just want[br]to kind of test this out.

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Say the first word[br]that comes to your mind.

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-Colostomy.

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-Okay. Three -- three dream[br]dinner-party guests.

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-Harry Potter, Nelly Furtado,

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Ginny Weasley.

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-So two "Harry Potter"

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characters and the woman[br]who sang "I'm Like a Bird."

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-Dream blunt rotation.

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That's a joke.[br]Don't write that down.

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-Pencil is nowhere[br]near the paper.

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[ Laughter ]

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I'm not writing[br]any of this down.

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Yeah. What's going on?

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-Look, Colin, the point is,

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American should[br]be stoked to move to Australia.

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They're so similar.

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They're even basically[br]spelled the same.

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A. O. R.

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Me-me. P.

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-Okay. You guys...[br]-Q. R.

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-You're just saying letters.[br]-L.

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-You're just saying letters.[br]-T. L.

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-You're not spelling anything.[br]I think that you need to go.

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-Wait, wait, Colin! Wait![br]-What?

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-You haven't even met[br]our brother, Liam.

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-You have a brother?

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-[ Together] Wow!

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We love "SNL."

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You know, in Australia,[br]our "SNL"

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is called an "LNS."

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-That cannot be true.

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-Yes, it is.

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It stands for[br]"Late Night from Sydney."

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[ Speaking indistinctly ]

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So now...

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live from this toilet, it's...

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[ Growling ]

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-Really good, you guys.

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From your accents, I can't tell[br]which part of Australia

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Liam is from.

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The Australian triplets,[br]everyone!

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-Bye!