1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:03,169 -A record number of Americans are considering moving overseas. 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,738 Here with a pitch for Americans to move to Australia 3 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,640 are Bridgette and Paula Powers, 4 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:10,709 those Australian twins who talk in unison on the news. 5 00:00:10,776 --> 00:00:13,246 [ Cheers and applause ] 6 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,049 -[ Together ] G'day, Colin. 7 00:00:17,116 --> 00:00:21,821 It's so nice to be here in New York City. 8 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:25,425 -[ Laughs ] Yeah, so -- 9 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,028 so why should Americans move to Australia? 10 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:32,264 -Australia is a gorgeous island nation, 11 00:00:32,331 --> 00:00:35,668 and we have more Hemsworth than people. 12 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:37,103 [ Laughing ] 13 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:41,106 That's a joke. Don't write that down. 14 00:00:41,173 --> 00:00:43,243 -I wasn't going to. 15 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,545 So you two are basically the same person? 16 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,748 -No, we're totally different 17 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:51,584 because her favorite food is Vegemite, 18 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:54,153 and I only date Black guys. 19 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,754 [ Laughter ] 20 00:00:55,821 --> 00:00:58,191 -Wait, sorry. Who likes Vegemite? 21 00:00:58,258 --> 00:00:59,625 -Her. 22 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:01,327 -And who only dates Black guys? 23 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,863 -I do! 24 00:01:03,929 --> 00:01:05,698 -All right, well, I've learned nothing. 25 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:08,901 Can I ask, why do you talk at the same time? 26 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:11,704 -Well, we're very connected 27 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:16,242 because we were born at the exact same time. 28 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:21,013 The doctor was like, "Uh-oh, they're coming out together." 29 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:25,918 And our mum was like, "Get them out of me!" 30 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:29,288 And the man at the vending machine was like, 31 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:30,456 "Hmm. 32 00:01:30,523 --> 00:01:34,727 I think I want Doritos. 33 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:39,899 But Doritos give me gas... 34 00:01:39,965 --> 00:01:41,133 -...in my -- -[ Imitates fart ] 35 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,469 -[ Imitates fart ] 36 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:45,971 [ Laughter ] 37 00:01:46,038 --> 00:01:50,042 -Okay. I guess now I just want to kind of test this out. 38 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,411 Say the first word that comes to your mind. 39 00:01:52,478 --> 00:01:55,181 -Colostomy. 40 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:59,418 -Okay. Three -- three dream dinner-party guests. 41 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:02,388 -Harry Potter, Nelly Furtado, 42 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,558 Ginny Weasley. 43 00:02:05,624 --> 00:02:08,628 -So two "Harry Potter" 44 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,630 characters and the woman who sang "I'm Like a Bird." 45 00:02:10,696 --> 00:02:14,233 -Dream blunt rotation. 46 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:19,205 That's a joke. Don't write that down. 47 00:02:19,271 --> 00:02:21,107 -Pencil is nowhere near the paper. 48 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,977 [ Laughter ] 49 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:25,578 I'm not writing any of this down. 50 00:02:25,644 --> 00:02:27,246 Yeah. What's going on? 51 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:30,016 -Look, Colin, the point is, 52 00:02:30,082 --> 00:02:34,453 American should be stoked to move to Australia. 53 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,923 They're so similar. 54 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:41,160 They're even basically spelled the same. 55 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:45,665 A. O. R. 56 00:02:45,731 --> 00:02:48,468 Me-me. P. 57 00:02:48,534 --> 00:02:50,903 -Okay. You guys... -Q. R. 58 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,404 -You're just saying letters. -L. 59 00:02:52,471 --> 00:02:54,574 -You're just saying letters. -T. L. 60 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:58,344 -You're not spelling anything. I think that you need to go. 61 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,914 -Wait, wait, Colin! Wait! -What? 62 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,849 -You haven't even met our brother, Liam. 63 00:03:03,916 --> 00:03:06,018 -You have a brother? 64 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,787 -[ Together] Wow! 65 00:03:08,854 --> 00:03:11,224 We love "SNL." 66 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:15,294 You know, in Australia, our "SNL" 67 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,530 is called an "LNS." 68 00:03:17,596 --> 00:03:19,065 -That cannot be true. 69 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,467 -Yes, it is. 70 00:03:21,533 --> 00:03:29,141 It stands for "Late Night from Sydney." 71 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:35,248 [ Speaking indistinctly ] 72 00:03:35,314 --> 00:03:38,217 So now... 73 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:41,621 live from this toilet, it's... 74 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,756 [ Growling ] 75 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:45,591 -Really good, you guys. 76 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:48,027 From your accents, I can't tell which part of Australia 77 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:49,662 Liam is from. 78 00:03:49,728 --> 00:03:51,898 The Australian triplets, everyone! 79 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,500 -Bye!