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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.60,0:00:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A record number of Americans\Nare considering moving overseas.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.24,0:00:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here with a pitch for Americans\Nto move to Australia
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.80,0:00:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are Bridgette and Paula Powers,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.71,0:00:10.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those Australian twins\Nwho talk in unison on the news.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.78,0:00:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Cheers and applause ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.32,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[ Together ] G'day, Colin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.12,0:00:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so nice to be here\Nin New York City.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.82,0:00:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[ Laughs ] Yeah, so --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.49,0:00:28.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so why should Americans move\Nto Australia?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.09,0:00:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Australia is\Na gorgeous island nation,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.33,0:00:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we have more Hemsworth\Nthan people.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.74,0:00:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.17,0:00:41.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a joke.\NDon't write that down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.17,0:00:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I wasn't going to.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.31,0:00:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you two\Nare basically the same person?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.61,0:00:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, we're totally different
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.82,0:00:51.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because her favorite food is\NVegemite,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.65,0:00:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I only date Black guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.22,0:00:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.82,0:00:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, sorry.\NWho likes Vegemite?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.26,0:00:59.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Her.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.69,0:01:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And who only dates\NBlack guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.39,0:01:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.93,0:01:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, well,\NI've learned nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.76,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I ask, why do you talk\Nat the same time?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.97,0:01:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, we're very connected
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.77,0:01:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because we were born\Nat the exact same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.31,0:01:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The doctor was like, "Uh-oh,\Nthey're coming out together."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.08,0:01:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And our mum was like,\N"Get them out of me!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.98,0:01:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the man at the vending\Nmachine was like,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.52,0:01:34.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I want Doritos.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.79,0:01:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Doritos give me gas...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.96,0:01:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-...in my --\N-[ Imitates fart ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.20,0:01:43.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[ Imitates fart ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.54,0:01:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.04,0:01:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay. I guess now I just want\Nto kind of test this out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.11,0:01:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say the first word\Nthat comes to your mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.48,0:01:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Colostomy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.25,0:01:59.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay. Three -- three dream\Ndinner-party guests.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.48,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Harry Potter, Nelly Furtado,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.46,0:02:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ginny Weasley.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.62,0:02:08.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So two "Harry Potter"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.70,0:02:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,characters and the woman\Nwho sang "I'm Like a Bird."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.70,0:02:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dream blunt rotation.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.30,0:02:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a joke.\NDon't write that down.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.27,0:02:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Pencil is nowhere\Nnear the paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.17,0:02:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.04,0:02:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not writing\Nany of this down.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.64,0:02:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.31,0:02:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Look, Colin, the point is,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.08,0:02:34.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,American should\Nbe stoked to move to Australia.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.52,0:02:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're so similar.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.99,0:02:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're even basically\Nspelled the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.23,0:02:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A. O. R.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.73,0:02:48.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me-me. P.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.53,0:02:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay. You guys...\N-Q. R.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.97,0:02:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're just saying letters.\N-L.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.47,0:02:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're just saying letters.\N-T. L.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.64,0:02:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're not spelling anything.\NI think that you need to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.41,0:03:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, wait, Colin! Wait!\N-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.98,0:03:03.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You haven't even met\Nour brother, Liam.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.92,0:03:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You have a brother?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.08,0:03:08.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[ Together] Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.85,0:03:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We love "SNL."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.29,0:03:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, in Australia,\Nour "SNL"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.36,0:03:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is called an "LNS."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.60,0:03:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That cannot be true.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.13,0:03:21.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.53,0:03:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It stands for\N"Late Night from Sydney."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.21,0:03:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.31,0:03:38.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.28,0:03:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,live from this toilet, it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.69,0:03:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Growling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.82,0:03:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Really good, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.66,0:03:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From your accents, I can't tell\Nwhich part of Australia
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.09,0:03:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liam is from.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.73,0:03:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Australian triplets,\Neveryone!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.96,0:03:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bye!