-A record number of Americans
are considering moving overseas.

Here with a pitch for Americans
to move to Australia

are Bridgette and Paula Powers,

those Australian twins
who talk in unison on the news.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-[ Together ] G'day, Colin.

It's so nice to be here
in New York City.

-[ Laughs ] Yeah, so --

so why should Americans move
to Australia?

-Australia is
a gorgeous island nation,

and we have more Hemsworth
than people.

[ Laughing ]

That's a joke.
Don't write that down.

-I wasn't going to.

So you two
are basically the same person?

-No, we're totally different

because her favorite food is
Vegemite,

and I only date Black guys.

[ Laughter ]

-Wait, sorry.
Who likes Vegemite?

-Her.

-And who only dates
Black guys?

-I do!

-All right, well,
I've learned nothing.

Can I ask, why do you talk
at the same time?

-Well, we're very connected

because we were born
at the exact same time.

The doctor was like, "Uh-oh,
they're coming out together."

And our mum was like,
"Get them out of me!"

And the man at the vending
machine was like,

"Hmm.

I think I want Doritos.

But Doritos give me gas...

-...in my --
-[ Imitates fart ]

-[ Imitates fart ]

[ Laughter ]

-Okay. I guess now I just want
to kind of test this out.

Say the first word
that comes to your mind.

-Colostomy.

-Okay. Three -- three dream
dinner-party guests.

-Harry Potter, Nelly Furtado,

Ginny Weasley.

-So two "Harry Potter"

characters and the woman
who sang "I'm Like a Bird."

-Dream blunt rotation.

That's a joke.
Don't write that down.

-Pencil is nowhere
near the paper.

[ Laughter ]

I'm not writing
any of this down.

Yeah. What's going on?

-Look, Colin, the point is,

American should
be stoked to move to Australia.

They're so similar.

They're even basically
spelled the same.

A. O. R.

Me-me. P.

-Okay. You guys...
-Q. R.

-You're just saying letters.
-L.

-You're just saying letters.
-T. L.

-You're not spelling anything.
I think that you need to go.

-Wait, wait, Colin! Wait!
-What?

-You haven't even met
our brother, Liam.

-You have a brother?

-[ Together] Wow!

We love "SNL."

You know, in Australia,
our "SNL"

is called an "LNS."

-That cannot be true.

-Yes, it is.

It stands for
"Late Night from Sydney."

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

So now...

live from this toilet, it's...

[ Growling ]

-Really good, you guys.

From your accents, I can't tell
which part of Australia

Liam is from.

The Australian triplets,
everyone!

-Bye!