WEBVTT 00:00:01.601 --> 00:00:03.169 -A record number of Americans are considering moving overseas. 00:00:03.236 --> 00:00:05.738 Here with a pitch for Americans to move to Australia 00:00:05.805 --> 00:00:07.640 are Bridgette and Paula Powers, 00:00:07.707 --> 00:00:10.709 those Australian twins who talk in unison on the news. 00:00:10.776 --> 00:00:13.246 [ Cheers and applause ] 00:00:15.315 --> 00:00:17.049 -[ Together ] G'day, Colin. 00:00:17.116 --> 00:00:21.821 It's so nice to be here in New York City. 00:00:22.822 --> 00:00:25.425 -[ Laughs ] Yeah, so -- 00:00:25.492 --> 00:00:28.028 so why should Americans move to Australia? 00:00:28.094 --> 00:00:32.264 -Australia is a gorgeous island nation, 00:00:32.331 --> 00:00:35.668 and we have more Hemsworth than people. 00:00:35.735 --> 00:00:37.103 [ Laughing ] 00:00:37.170 --> 00:00:41.106 That's a joke. Don't write that down. 00:00:41.173 --> 00:00:43.243 -I wasn't going to. 00:00:43.309 --> 00:00:45.545 So you two are basically the same person? 00:00:45.612 --> 00:00:48.748 -No, we're totally different 00:00:48.815 --> 00:00:51.584 because her favorite food is Vegemite, 00:00:51.651 --> 00:00:54.153 and I only date Black guys. 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:55.754 [ Laughter ] 00:00:55.821 --> 00:00:58.191 -Wait, sorry. Who likes Vegemite? 00:00:58.258 --> 00:00:59.625 -Her. 00:00:59.692 --> 00:01:01.327 -And who only dates Black guys? 00:01:01.394 --> 00:01:03.863 -I do! 00:01:03.929 --> 00:01:05.698 -All right, well, I've learned nothing. 00:01:05.765 --> 00:01:08.901 Can I ask, why do you talk at the same time? 00:01:08.968 --> 00:01:11.704 -Well, we're very connected 00:01:11.770 --> 00:01:16.242 because we were born at the exact same time. 00:01:16.309 --> 00:01:21.013 The doctor was like, "Uh-oh, they're coming out together." 00:01:21.080 --> 00:01:25.918 And our mum was like, "Get them out of me!" 00:01:25.985 --> 00:01:29.288 And the man at the vending machine was like, 00:01:29.355 --> 00:01:30.456 "Hmm. 00:01:30.523 --> 00:01:34.727 I think I want Doritos. 00:01:34.794 --> 00:01:39.899 But Doritos give me gas... 00:01:39.965 --> 00:01:41.133 -...in my -- -[ Imitates fart ] 00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:43.469 -[ Imitates fart ] 00:01:43.536 --> 00:01:45.971 [ Laughter ] 00:01:46.038 --> 00:01:50.042 -Okay. I guess now I just want to kind of test this out. 00:01:50.109 --> 00:01:52.411 Say the first word that comes to your mind. 00:01:52.478 --> 00:01:55.181 -Colostomy. 00:01:55.248 --> 00:01:59.418 -Okay. Three -- three dream dinner-party guests. 00:01:59.485 --> 00:02:02.388 -Harry Potter, Nelly Furtado, 00:02:02.455 --> 00:02:05.558 Ginny Weasley. 00:02:05.624 --> 00:02:08.628 -So two "Harry Potter" 00:02:08.695 --> 00:02:10.630 characters and the woman who sang "I'm Like a Bird." 00:02:10.696 --> 00:02:14.233 -Dream blunt rotation. 00:02:14.300 --> 00:02:19.205 That's a joke. Don't write that down. 00:02:19.271 --> 00:02:21.107 -Pencil is nowhere near the paper. 00:02:21.174 --> 00:02:23.977 [ Laughter ] 00:02:24.043 --> 00:02:25.578 I'm not writing any of this down. 00:02:25.644 --> 00:02:27.246 Yeah. What's going on? 00:02:27.313 --> 00:02:30.016 -Look, Colin, the point is, 00:02:30.082 --> 00:02:34.453 American should be stoked to move to Australia. 00:02:34.520 --> 00:02:36.923 They're so similar. 00:02:36.989 --> 00:02:41.160 They're even basically spelled the same. 00:02:41.227 --> 00:02:45.665 A. O. R. 00:02:45.731 --> 00:02:48.468 Me-me. P. 00:02:48.534 --> 00:02:50.903 -Okay. You guys... -Q. R. 00:02:50.970 --> 00:02:52.404 -You're just saying letters. -L. 00:02:52.471 --> 00:02:54.574 -You're just saying letters. -T. L. 00:02:54.641 --> 00:02:58.344 -You're not spelling anything. I think that you need to go. 00:02:58.411 --> 00:03:00.914 -Wait, wait, Colin! Wait! -What? 00:03:00.980 --> 00:03:03.849 -You haven't even met our brother, Liam. 00:03:03.916 --> 00:03:06.018 -You have a brother? 00:03:06.085 --> 00:03:08.787 -[ Together] Wow! 00:03:08.854 --> 00:03:11.224 We love "SNL." 00:03:11.290 --> 00:03:15.294 You know, in Australia, our "SNL" 00:03:15.361 --> 00:03:17.530 is called an "LNS." 00:03:17.596 --> 00:03:19.065 -That cannot be true. 00:03:19.132 --> 00:03:21.467 -Yes, it is. 00:03:21.533 --> 00:03:29.141 It stands for "Late Night from Sydney." 00:03:29.208 --> 00:03:35.248 [ Speaking indistinctly ] 00:03:35.314 --> 00:03:38.217 So now... 00:03:38.284 --> 00:03:41.621 live from this toilet, it's... 00:03:41.688 --> 00:03:43.756 [ Growling ] 00:03:43.823 --> 00:03:45.591 -Really good, you guys. 00:03:45.658 --> 00:03:48.027 From your accents, I can't tell which part of Australia 00:03:48.094 --> 00:03:49.662 Liam is from. 00:03:49.728 --> 00:03:51.898 The Australian triplets, everyone! 00:03:51.965 --> 00:03:54.500 -Bye!