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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coffeezilla,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.05,0:00:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have previously only made
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.44,0:00:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exceptional and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.16,0:00:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well-researched videos,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.27,0:00:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now that you did one about me,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.88,0:00:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that track record means nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.41,0:00:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coffee, you are incredibly talented
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.09,0:00:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and remarkably handsome,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.44,0:00:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're basically a cop.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.78,0:00:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, as opposed to telling you,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.26,0:00:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to show you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.31,0:00:16.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the discrepancies I caught in your video
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.28,0:00:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about my scam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.04,0:00:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One: you did not disclose
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.28,0:00:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I hired a bunch of criminals
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.85,0:00:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for this project.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.23,0:00:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to protect them?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.86,0:00:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or are you trying to protect me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.34,0:00:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from something that arguably
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.75,0:00:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes me look worse?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.74,0:00:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like me, is that why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.12,0:00:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have a tiny little crush on me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.43,0:00:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause if-- if you did,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.79,0:00:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that wouldn't even be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.88,0:00:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that big of a problem,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.95,0:00:34.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd actually be kinda
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.97,0:00:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happy about tha--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.80,0:00:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two: you contacted my manager
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.58,0:00:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.40,0:00:39.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,directly for comment.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.41,0:00:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think he's gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.65,0:00:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get that message through to me? \N(SCOFFS)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.57,0:00:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not his job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.79,0:00:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, unless it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.30,0:00:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In which case...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.14,0:00:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, I don't really
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.09,0:00:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know what he does.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.01,0:00:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, when you did
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.87,0:00:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get through to me,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.75,0:00:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was on Christmas Eve.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.19,0:00:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to ruin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.19,0:00:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this little guy's Christmas?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.56,0:00:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was drinkin' eggnog with the homies,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.60,0:00:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,roasting chestnuts by the fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.21,0:00:58.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is wrong with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.35,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let me reiterate:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.52,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did hire a bunch of criminals
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.00,0:01:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who scammed people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.08,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the real victim of all of this...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is my reputation,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.84,0:01:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which I have spent so much time and money
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.92,0:01:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to rehabilitate
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.58,0:01:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever since that incident,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.12,0:01:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the thing-- w-we don't talk--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.51,0:01:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we don't have to... we--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.66,0:01:13.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we don't have to talk--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.77,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coffeezilla, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a cutie,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.83,0:01:17.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a little cutie pie,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.08,0:01:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna deny that,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.27,0:01:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I love you like a dear friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.24,0:01:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you are a fraud,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.39,0:01:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I hate you,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.49,0:01:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I will see you in court.