1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,314 Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour. 2 00:00:02,314 --> 00:00:05,974 Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check. Sigh. Let's get this over with. 3 00:00:05,974 --> 00:00:10,004 You're late. You know the deal. You can do the one block jump for the raw chicken, or 4 00:00:10,004 --> 00:00:12,684 you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef. 5 00:00:12,684 --> 00:00:15,463 Here, in parkour civilization, no one chooses to jump for 6 00:00:15,463 --> 00:00:19,292 the beef. It's better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather 7 00:00:19,292 --> 00:00:22,064 than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more. 8 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:24,527 Tomorrow, you better not be late. Or you'll be doing 9 00:00:24,527 --> 00:00:26,043 two block jumps as punishment. 10 00:00:26,043 --> 00:00:28,123 Yes, sir. Sorry, I won't be late next time. 11 00:00:28,123 --> 00:00:30,593 Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed once a day. 12 00:00:30,593 --> 00:00:33,773 One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day. 13 00:00:33,773 --> 00:00:35,923 But that's the life of parkour civilization. 14 00:00:35,923 --> 00:00:38,033 If you wanna survive, you have to parkour. 15 00:00:38,033 --> 00:00:39,822 Every parkour noob has the same goal. 16 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:43,362 And that's to make it to the top layer where all the parkour pros live. 17 00:00:43,362 --> 00:00:46,130 Except most parkour pros are born on the top layer. 18 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:48,700 If you're a parkour noob, there's only one way up. 19 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,824 And that is through the Temple of Parkour. 20 00:00:50,824 --> 00:00:54,444 The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the 21 00:00:54,444 --> 00:00:55,894 bottom layer to the top layer. 22 00:00:55,894 --> 00:00:59,394 To make it up, you have to do an incredibly hard parkour course that no 23 00:00:59,394 --> 00:01:01,254 parkour noob has ever completed. 24 00:01:01,254 --> 00:01:04,589 And that's assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. 25 00:01:04,589 --> 00:01:07,169 The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier. 26 00:01:07,169 --> 00:01:11,299 And the only way a parkour noob gets past a barrier is if they've earned a ticket. 27 00:01:11,299 --> 00:01:14,959 I've never even tried getting a ticket before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a 28 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,905 parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to. 29 00:01:16,905 --> 00:01:20,375 In my neighborhood pretty much everyone has fallen into the void and died 30 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:22,525 except for the guy who lives right next to me. 31 00:01:22,525 --> 00:01:24,345 He's been my neighbor for five years. 32 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,285 No! Why did you try going fo r the beef? 33 00:01:26,285 --> 00:01:28,355 I guess I have to change my statement. 34 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:30,305 I now live in in this neighborhood alone. 35 00:01:30,305 --> 00:01:34,095 In parkour civilization, only parkour pros are allowed to break or place blocks. 36 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:36,195 For parkour noobs, it's strictly prohibited. 37 00:01:36,195 --> 00:01:38,575 And unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. 38 00:01:38,575 --> 00:01:42,045 A while ago I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. 39 00:01:42,045 --> 00:01:46,435 No one has seen an oak log in years since trees don't exist in parkour civilization 40 00:01:46,435 --> 00:01:47,743 so I had to try to take it. 41 00:01:47,743 --> 00:01:48,646 Stop right now. 42 00:01:48,646 --> 00:01:49,726 Oh no, I'm done for. 43 00:01:49,726 --> 00:01:52,566 You really thought you could break that without me noticing? 44 00:01:52,566 --> 00:01:54,526 What, were you gonna try to cheat parkour? 45 00:01:54,526 --> 00:01:58,116 No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I 46 00:01:58,116 --> 00:01:59,176 wanted to collect it. 47 00:01:59,176 --> 00:02:00,916 Stop talking. Give me two jumps now. 48 00:02:00,916 --> 00:02:03,736 Two jumps in a row? Okay. Sorry sir, I'll do it right now. 49 00:02:03,736 --> 00:02:07,236 You know what? You seem a little too happy about two. Let's make it three. 50 00:02:07,236 --> 00:02:08,356 Okay? I'll do three... 51 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:10,866 You know what? Now let's make it four jumps in a row. 52 00:02:10,866 --> 00:02:12,176 Ah, four in a row? Come on. 53 00:02:12,176 --> 00:02:15,906 In parkour civilization it should be no surprise that all punishments were just 54 00:02:15,906 --> 00:02:16,976 more forms of parkour. 55 00:02:16,976 --> 00:02:19,746 And that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block. 56 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:23,256 You're lucky you got a light punishment. Don't forget you're at the bottom 57 00:02:23,256 --> 00:02:24,345 so follow the rules. 58 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:27,865 It's safe to say that if you're at the bottom level of parkour civilization 59 00:02:27,865 --> 00:02:29,178 it's not exactly the best. 60 00:02:29,178 --> 00:02:31,768 But not everything in parkour civilization is that bad. 61 00:02:31,768 --> 00:02:35,728 For example, I was able to use parkour to buy the biggest house in the neighborhood. 62 00:02:35,728 --> 00:02:38,498 In parkour civilization literally everything is parkour 63 00:02:38,498 --> 00:02:40,778 and that means parkour has replaced money. 64 00:02:40,778 --> 00:02:42,858 Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy. 65 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:46,858 It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, all you have to do to buy anything is just 66 00:02:46,858 --> 00:02:48,108 make more parkour jumps. 67 00:02:48,108 --> 00:02:53,010 I'm not really sure why or how parkour works as a currency, but all I know is 68 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:55,249 I basically bought a two-storey house for free. 69 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:59,009 Somehow when I was buying my house I convinced myself to go for the ladder jump 70 00:02:59,009 --> 00:03:00,169 to buy the bigger house. 71 00:03:00,169 --> 00:03:04,539 In parkour civilization parkour jumps with trickier items like ladders are worth more 72 00:03:04,539 --> 00:03:07,000 That's why this jump basically bought me a mansion. 73 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,630 No way! Thank you for buying the big house 74 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:11,780 Let me take you right to it. Just follow me. 75 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:14,590 Let's go! This is awesome, I just bought my first house. 76 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:16,926 All houses in parkour civilization are pre-built. 77 00:03:16,926 --> 00:03:18,746 And they all have one thing in common. 78 00:03:18,746 --> 00:03:22,926 It's a requirement that every single house has a parkour jump inside to get to your 79 00:03:22,926 --> 00:03:27,066 bed. This is a way to make sure everyone in parkour civilization parkours 80 00:03:27,066 --> 00:03:29,319 everywhere they go. Even inside the house. 81 00:03:29,319 --> 00:03:32,919 So, this is the neighborhood you'll be living in. You're the only two-storey 82 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,049 house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll give you a house tour. 83 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,679 This is so sick! That ladder jump literally made me the richest one in the 84 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:40,389 neighborhood. 85 00:03:40,389 --> 00:03:44,149 As you can see, you have a jump on the top floor and a jump on the bottom floor. 86 00:03:44,149 --> 00:03:47,009 Let me show you the upstairs and then the house is all yours. 87 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:50,699 Alright, I mean everything looks good. I just have to do this jump to my bed. 88 00:03:50,699 --> 00:03:52,969 Uh, yeah! I think I got everything figured out. 89 00:03:52,969 --> 00:03:56,349 Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check if your parkour jump is good. 90 00:03:56,349 --> 00:03:58,439 How are you supposed to check if it's good? 91 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,169 Wait, what the? 92 00:03:59,169 --> 00:04:00,929 Did this guy for real just jump off? 93 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:03,759 Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive? Why did he do that? 94 00:04:03,759 --> 00:04:07,029 Alright, just wanted to confirm that your house is ready to move in. 95 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:09,529 The guy did in fact die so everything should be good. 96 00:04:09,529 --> 00:04:10,871 That guy seriously died? 97 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:14,121 Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of the job. Enjoy your house. 98 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,871 How is that a part of the job? What? 99 00:04:15,871 --> 00:04:18,764 No one really remembers how parkour civilization started. 100 00:04:18,764 --> 00:04:22,584 Most of the parkour noobs down here at least think that the parkour pros were the 101 00:04:22,584 --> 00:04:23,594 ones who started it. 102 00:04:23,594 --> 00:04:26,602 But the truth is, I think I was the one who started it. 103 00:04:26,602 --> 00:04:30,292 For some reason, I can't remember the best but I'm pretty sure this is how the 104 00:04:30,292 --> 00:04:31,072 story went. 105 00:04:31,072 --> 00:04:32,355 Yo, Seawatt. 106 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,035 Yo, hello? 107 00:04:34,035 --> 00:04:37,945 Bro, you think I could get a diamond real quick? I was mining for like three hours 108 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:41,345 and I only found two diamonds, and I just wanna make a diamond pickaxe. 109 00:04:41,345 --> 00:04:43,035 Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare. 110 00:04:43,035 --> 00:04:46,225 Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're literally just holding one. 111 00:04:46,225 --> 00:04:49,645 Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you back later. I just need a pickaxe. 112 00:04:49,645 --> 00:04:53,175 Alright, fine. Give me one second. If you want a diamond, you gotta give me 113 00:04:53,175 --> 00:04:55,815 something. Alright, watch out. Back off for one second. 114 00:04:55,815 --> 00:04:59,115 Look. If you can make this four-block jump I'll pay you one diamond. 115 00:04:59,115 --> 00:05:02,305 Make this four-block jump? Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to 116 00:05:02,305 --> 00:05:04,435 do parkour? What do you even gain from this? 117 00:05:04,435 --> 00:05:07,285 Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen anyone do it before. 118 00:05:07,285 --> 00:05:08,445 I'd pay to see it done. 119 00:05:08,445 --> 00:05:09,745 Okay, I'll take the offer. 120 00:05:09,745 --> 00:05:12,475 Ugh, this is so annoying. Alright, just give me a second. 121 00:05:12,475 --> 00:05:14,475 I know it's possible, I've done it before. 122 00:05:14,475 --> 00:05:16,105 I told you bro, it's not possible. 123 00:05:16,105 --> 00:05:19,125 Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do it in like 30 seconds. 124 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:22,151 Aaaand, there we go. Finally. Look, I told you it was possible. 125 00:05:22,151 --> 00:05:27,043 No way, that was actually incredible! Alright, well, I got my money's worth. 126 00:05:27,043 --> 00:05:28,623 Let's go, I got paid for parkour! 127 00:05:28,623 --> 00:05:31,463 If you want, I can keep making more parkour for you to do 128 00:05:31,463 --> 00:05:34,803 and I'll pay you for it. Are you kidding? Dude, totally. 129 00:05:34,803 --> 00:05:36,939 Alright, I'll be back here tomorrow I guess. 130 00:05:36,939 --> 00:05:38,269 And this is basically how 131 00:05:38,269 --> 00:05:39,729 parkouring for money started. 132 00:05:39,729 --> 00:05:41,749 The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's 133 00:05:41,749 --> 00:05:43,569 house, he offered me way more diamonds 134 00:05:43,569 --> 00:05:47,413 this time and he constructed an entire parkour course outside of his house to do. 135 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:51,183 But little did we know that this parkour course would completely change the way 136 00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:52,233 that the world works. 137 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:55,563 Soon after this event, the parkour civilisation began. 138 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:59,543 Now that I think about it, there's kind of an unexplainable gap between those events 139 00:05:59,543 --> 00:06:00,813 and now, but... oh well! 140 00:06:00,813 --> 00:06:02,701 Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds. 141 00:06:02,701 --> 00:06:06,701 Ah, another beautiful morning and I have to parkour for some more raw chicken that 142 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:08,161 will make me starve even more. 143 00:06:08,161 --> 00:06:09,561 Alright, alright, I'm here. 144 00:06:09,561 --> 00:06:12,279 One block for raw chicken, one block vertical for beef. 145 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:13,629 What are you choosing today? 146 00:06:13,629 --> 00:06:17,419 Considering my neighbor just died for going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with 147 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,359 the chicken again. 148 00:06:18,359 --> 00:06:20,419 Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today 149 00:06:20,419 --> 00:06:22,149 It's gonna be about 200 blocks west. 150 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:26,079 This was huge news. If there actually was a ticket event today, I would need to go 151 00:06:26,079 --> 00:06:29,829 for the beef. Ticket events are usually far away and I would starve by the time 152 00:06:29,829 --> 00:06:32,869 I got there if I chose the chicken. But luckily I got the beef. 153 00:06:32,869 --> 00:06:36,070 No way, you made that jump? You might become a parkour pro one day. 154 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:38,861 Wait, you really think I could rank up to be a parkour pro? 155 00:06:38,861 --> 00:06:42,861 Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob. You guys never rank up. 156 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,861 It's important to know that parkour pros have really big egos and they like to put 157 00:06:46,861 --> 00:06:47,997 down the parkour noobs. 158 00:06:47,997 --> 00:06:51,997 This was an important day. This was only the second time I've jumped for the beef 159 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:54,207 and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket. 160 00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:57,597 The ticket events are so risky because they're located so far away. 161 00:06:57,597 --> 00:07:01,597 If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss just one of these one-block jumps and my 162 00:07:01,597 --> 00:07:04,452 entire chances of becoming a parkour pro would be over. 163 00:07:04,452 --> 00:07:06,502 But luckily, I made it to the ticket event 164 00:07:06,502 --> 00:07:10,192 When I got here, there were only three parkour noobs in line to do the parkour 165 00:07:10,192 --> 00:07:14,192 course. Most noobs don't even show up for the courses anymore because if you miss 166 00:07:14,192 --> 00:07:16,442 one jump, you end up like this guy. 167 00:07:16,442 --> 00:07:19,782 And that's the price you pay if you want a ticket to be a parkour pro. 168 00:07:19,782 --> 00:07:22,091 I watched as the second noob fell to the void. 169 00:07:22,091 --> 00:07:24,241 Hey man, do you think you could go already? 170 00:07:24,241 --> 00:07:26,681 I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm gonna fall. 171 00:07:26,681 --> 00:07:29,341 No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. 172 00:07:29,341 --> 00:07:31,977 Oh, shoot... okay? Never mind then. 173 00:07:31,977 --> 00:07:34,828 Before going for it I wanted to study the parkour course. 174 00:07:34,828 --> 00:07:37,278 You see, every week, the ticket challenge changes. 175 00:07:37,278 --> 00:07:38,668 And it's completely random. 176 00:07:38,668 --> 00:07:41,218 And this week's course was extremely difficult. 177 00:07:41,218 --> 00:07:45,218 There was a two-block jump to get to the ticket and if you get it a two-block jump 178 00:07:45,218 --> 00:07:46,138 to get out of it. 179 00:07:46,138 --> 00:07:48,185 Here's the thing about parkour civilization. 180 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:52,185 Parkour can be used for anything. And that includes bribing parkour pros. 181 00:07:52,185 --> 00:07:56,185 Check this out. If I do a parkour jump with a 360 will you replace one of the 182 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:58,069 two-block jumps with a one-block jump? 183 00:07:58,069 --> 00:08:02,250 You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360? Fine. There's no way you're gonna make it 184 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,199 but I'll accept. 185 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:07,199 Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my bribe and now I have another problem 186 00:08:07,199 --> 00:08:09,809 I have to do a 360? Have I even done this before? 187 00:08:09,809 --> 00:08:12,209 Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it. Please make it. 188 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:13,764 Oh, no way. I actually did it. 189 00:08:13,764 --> 00:08:15,274 Alright, deal's a deal, right? 190 00:08:15,274 --> 00:08:18,898 I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest thing I've seen a parkour noob do. 191 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,011 Well, deal's a deal. Here you go. 192 00:08:21,011 --> 00:08:24,131 Let's go. Now there was only one two-block jump in the course. 193 00:08:24,131 --> 00:08:26,641 Still gotta make the first two-block jump, noob. 194 00:08:26,641 --> 00:08:29,111 Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the course, bro. 195 00:08:29,111 --> 00:08:33,111 This was my best chance to finally earn a ticket. If I actually get this ticket 196 00:08:33,111 --> 00:08:37,351 I could access the parkour temple and make my way up into a better life as a 197 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,711 parkour pro. There was no turning back now. 198 00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:41,103 I had to start the course. 199 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:44,279 Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with diagonal jumps. 200 00:08:44,279 --> 00:08:46,009 But somehow I got past it. 201 00:08:46,009 --> 00:08:49,356 And now was the two-block jump. This was life or death. 202 00:08:49,356 --> 00:08:51,498 I closed my eyes and I went for it. 203 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:55,218 I expected to be falling thousands of feet per second into the void but to my 204 00:08:55,218 --> 00:08:58,219 surprise, I was standing on the platform with the ticket. 205 00:08:58,219 --> 00:09:01,979 And thanks to the deal I made with the parkour pro, I only had a one-block jump 206 00:09:01,979 --> 00:09:03,219 to get out of the course. 207 00:09:03,219 --> 00:09:07,729 This was life changing. This was the first time I've ever received a ticket to access 208 00:09:07,729 --> 00:09:11,269 the parkour temple. And I promised myself that I wasn't going to waste it. 209 00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:14,299 I made my way over to the parkour temple. I was in a good spot. 210 00:09:14,299 --> 00:09:17,989 I had three full hunger bars which is the most hunger a parkour noob can have. 211 00:09:17,989 --> 00:09:22,337 This was it. There was no better time, no more perfect time to try making the 212 00:09:22,337 --> 00:09:25,204 parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro 213 00:09:25,204 --> 00:09:28,672 I walked up to the hoppers in the ground and I threw in my ticket. 214 00:09:28,672 --> 00:09:33,229 After a few seconds the invisible barrier that guards the parkour temple was down. 215 00:09:33,229 --> 00:09:37,089 And now of course I had to make sure I didn't fail the one-block jump to actually 216 00:09:37,089 --> 00:09:38,149 get inside the temple. 217 00:09:38,149 --> 00:09:42,933 I made the one-block jump successfully and now I was officially inside the temple. 218 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:46,731 This was it. This was the moment I'd been waiting for my entire life. 219 00:09:46,731 --> 00:09:50,301 This was the parkour course that no parkour noob has ever beaten. 220 00:09:50,301 --> 00:09:54,001 If you miss any of these jumps, you'll either die from fall damage or fall 221 00:09:54,001 --> 00:09:55,320 directly into the void. 222 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:59,320 But I've come too far and I've practiced too much to have that happen. 223 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,540 I wasn't just gonna be another parkour noob that fails this course, 224 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:05,966 I was gonna be the first one to rank up to become a parkour pro. 225 00:10:05,966 --> 00:10:09,295 My journey to becoming a parkour pro starts no- 226 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,231 Hey, wake up. You want a chance to eat today or what? 227 00:10:14,231 --> 00:10:15,880 Alright, let's get this over with. 228 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,998 Let's go! Hurry up and do the parkour, noob. 229 00:10:18,998 --> 00:10:22,493 Down here in parkour prison, even the cells have one-block jumps. 230 00:10:22,493 --> 00:10:27,622 If you miss a single jump or if a parkour pro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds 231 00:10:27,622 --> 00:10:29,189 you'll be thrown into the lava. 232 00:10:29,189 --> 00:10:32,909 Alright, I gotta ask. You wanna do a diagonal jump to reduce your prison 233 00:10:32,909 --> 00:10:33,788 sentence time? 234 00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:38,048 Most parkour noobs would never take this deal. Diagonal jumps are just not worth 235 00:10:38,048 --> 00:10:41,748 the risk. But I wasn't just gonna sit in parkour prison my entire life. 236 00:10:41,748 --> 00:10:45,418 If there was any chance I could get out sooner, I was gonna take it. 237 00:10:45,418 --> 00:10:49,418 That was unexpected. Congrats! You've earned one day off your prison time 238 00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:56,733 That means you go from 49 years and 320 days to 49 years and 319 days left. 239 00:10:56,733 --> 00:11:00,883 This is how my life is gonna be for the next 49 years in parkour prison. 240 00:11:00,883 --> 00:11:04,883 That is, unless I find a way to get to that portal and make my way back to 241 00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:06,248 parkour civilization. 242 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:10,764 Parkour prison is located directly under the bottom layer of parkour civilization. 243 00:11:10,764 --> 00:11:14,919 If a parkour noob misses any jump, they fall into the void and end up here. 244 00:11:14,919 --> 00:11:19,319 And the only way back to civilization is to spend 50 years here without failing a 245 00:11:19,319 --> 00:11:22,530 jump. Before I was sent here I never knew this place existed. 246 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:27,533 And I was so close to becoming a parkour pro. My entire life I've been training for 247 00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:31,533 one goal, and that's to go to the temple of parkour and complete the impossible 248 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:34,273 course to rank up to become a parkour pro. 249 00:11:34,273 --> 00:11:38,113 I had everything. I earned the ticket to get inside the temple and I had enough 250 00:11:38,113 --> 00:11:41,812 food to make the journey. But when the time came, I failed the first jump. 251 00:11:41,812 --> 00:11:45,995 And now I'm dea... what the? Where am I? 252 00:11:45,995 --> 00:11:50,347 Welcome to parkour prison or as most noobs call it their worst nightmare. 253 00:11:50,347 --> 00:11:53,057 If you'll just follow me I'll take you right to your cell. 254 00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:58,446 Parkour prison? What is this place? I don't get it, how am I still alive? 255 00:11:58,446 --> 00:12:02,476 Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss any of these one-block jumps 'cause if you 256 00:12:02,476 --> 00:12:04,836 fall in the lava you will die for real this time. 257 00:12:04,836 --> 00:12:08,154 Oh yeah, not a problem. I've never missed a one-block jump in my life. 258 00:12:08,154 --> 00:12:11,253 What I didn't get is why parkour prison existed. 259 00:12:11,253 --> 00:12:15,514 Instead of letting the parkour noobs just fall into the void, somehow this massive 260 00:12:15,514 --> 00:12:19,514 structure was made under the void to catch us, but why? 261 00:12:19,514 --> 00:12:21,971 Alright noob, this is your cell. Go on in. 262 00:12:21,971 --> 00:12:25,707 All of the cells in parkour prison were separated by a three-block gap. 263 00:12:25,707 --> 00:12:29,377 Meaning once I went inside this cell, I would never be able to escape. 264 00:12:29,377 --> 00:12:31,816 But that wasn't gonna stop me from trying. 265 00:12:31,816 --> 00:12:35,338 Make sure you're doing at least one jump in your cell every 30 seconds. 266 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:38,748 If one of us catches you not jumping, you're not making it out of here. 267 00:12:38,748 --> 00:12:42,533 Just minutes before this I was about to rank up to be a parkour pro. 268 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:46,533 And now, I'm in the most dangerous place in parkour civilization. 269 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,890 As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob right now in parkour prison. 270 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,611 My guess is most of them by now fell in the lava. 271 00:12:52,611 --> 00:12:55,951 Wait, there's actually someone here! Let's go, I'm not alone down here. 272 00:12:55,951 --> 00:12:57,981 Wait, why does this guy look familiar? 273 00:12:57,981 --> 00:12:59,821 He's been my neighbor for five years. 274 00:12:59,951 --> 00:13:02,417 No! Why did you try going for the beef! 275 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:06,107 No way, it is my neighbor. Wow, I'm so glad I'm not alone down here. 276 00:13:06,107 --> 00:13:08,795 I ju- No! Dude, what is wrong with this guy? 277 00:13:08,795 --> 00:13:11,465 Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose at this point. 278 00:13:11,465 --> 00:13:15,515 The only thing that's better about parkour prison is they feed us fish instead of raw 279 00:13:15,515 --> 00:13:16,215 chicken. 280 00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:19,205 Hey, noob, let's go. You've been selected for parkour testing. 281 00:13:19,205 --> 00:13:20,553 Be down there in 30 seconds. 282 00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:24,702 And this is one of the not so good parts about prison. The random parkour testing. 283 00:13:24,702 --> 00:13:26,783 Bro, wait! You didn't even fill in this gap. 284 00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:29,318 Oh man, now I gotta do another one-block jump. 285 00:13:29,318 --> 00:13:32,928 If you're a prisoner here, the only thing you hope for is that you don't get 286 00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:34,816 selected for random parkour testing. 287 00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:38,816 Every few days, the pros will pick a noob at random to test out a new course they 288 00:13:38,816 --> 00:13:42,476 built. This time, the course I was selected for had fence parkour. 289 00:13:42,476 --> 00:13:46,374 If I failed to make this one-block fence jump, I wouldn't be coming back. 290 00:13:46,374 --> 00:13:48,899 Let's go, we don't have all day. Get on the course. 291 00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:50,511 Yes sir, I'm going right now. 292 00:13:50,511 --> 00:13:54,241 The worst part about these random courses is that they intentionally use harder 293 00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:58,080 blocks for the jumps. The pros know that the noobs have almost no experience with 294 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,053 fence jumps, but they built them anyways. 295 00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:03,153 Alright, testing complete. Back to your cell in 30 seconds. 296 00:14:03,153 --> 00:14:06,853 By some miracle, I was able to get past this week's random testing course. 297 00:14:06,853 --> 00:14:09,373 But what about the next week? Or the week after that? 298 00:14:09,373 --> 00:14:12,493 There's gonna be some day when they build a jump that I can't do. 299 00:14:12,493 --> 00:14:14,843 And I need to get out of here before that happens. 300 00:14:14,843 --> 00:14:17,623 Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to make my escape. 301 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,973 Back in parkour civilization, I used parkour to bribe one of the pros. 302 00:14:20,973 --> 00:14:22,613 And now, I was gonna do it again. 303 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:23,343 Hey, guard! 304 00:14:23,343 --> 00:14:24,403 What do you want noob? 305 00:14:24,403 --> 00:14:27,003 I got something to show you, could you come over here? 306 00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:30,013 This better be worth my time, or I'm not feeding you tomorrow. 307 00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:30,733 Okay, what? 308 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:34,195 Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask you if I could pay you in, uh, 309 00:14:34,195 --> 00:14:37,356 three diagonal jumps in a row for five minutes of free time? 310 00:14:37,356 --> 00:14:38,956 Three in a row? 311 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,826 Yup, three in a row. What do you think? 312 00:14:40,826 --> 00:14:44,294 You're definitely not making that. But it's not like I care anyways. 313 00:14:44,294 --> 00:14:45,094 Sure. 314 00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:48,426 Like always, parkour can be used to get out of any situation. 315 00:14:48,426 --> 00:14:52,326 But now, I had one chance to make three diagonal jumps in a row. 316 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,256 Or else I was dead. 317 00:14:53,256 --> 00:14:55,638 Come on. One, two, three! 318 00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:57,735 Oh wait, I actually did it! 319 00:14:57,735 --> 00:15:01,608 Okay, five minutes of free time. But you better be back in your cell by the 320 00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:02,448 time I get back. 321 00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:06,798 The bribe worked. Now, I had five minutes to roam around parkour prison to see if I 322 00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,214 could find a way to escape. 323 00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:11,263 I had no clue what was gonna happen to me after I escaped. 324 00:15:11,263 --> 00:15:13,783 But I didn't have time to think about that right now. 325 00:15:13,783 --> 00:15:17,703 When I jumped around the prison, I noticed someone doing the random testing course. 326 00:15:17,703 --> 00:15:19,353 Wait, is that who I think it is? 327 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,983 No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. 328 00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:22,683 Oh... 329 00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:25,803 No way, it is the guy who failed the ticket event in front of me. 330 00:15:25,803 --> 00:15:29,593 That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up these glass jumps and makes it back to 331 00:15:29,593 --> 00:15:30,293 civilization. 332 00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:31,003 Oh! 333 00:15:31,003 --> 00:15:34,693 Something was strange about this testing course. Why were they using glass for 334 00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:37,853 parkour? Glass jumps aren't even a thing at the parkour noob level. 335 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,693 If noobs have never done glass jumps, why would they use them to test the jumps? 336 00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:43,073 I just gotta get out of here. 337 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:45,733 I bet you're trying to think of a plan to escape, right? 338 00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:47,673 What? Escape? What are you talking about? 339 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:49,123 I would never try to escape. 340 00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:52,899 You're not? I was gonna take you to the portal, but if you don't want to... 341 00:15:52,899 --> 00:15:55,518 This obviously seems like you're trying to set me up. 342 00:15:55,518 --> 00:16:00,026 It's not a set up. No one says you have to stay here, you can leave at any time. 343 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,896 Just follow me and I'll take you there. 344 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:05,334 I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap, but it doesn't matter. 345 00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:07,994 If he gets me close to the portal I'll try to improvise. 346 00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:11,301 If this guard was leading me into a trap, I couldn't see what it was. 347 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:13,625 He was already getting me so close to the portal. 348 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:17,475 At this point, I was just gonna have to take a chance and hope that he was telling 349 00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:21,305 me the truth. I was now five blocks away from going back to parkour civilization. 350 00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:25,475 You can leave now, if you accept terms that you can never earn a ticket to rank 351 00:16:25,475 --> 00:16:28,126 up to become a parkour pro for the rest of your life. 352 00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:32,576 Wait, your'e saying if I go back to parkour civilization now, I can never be a 353 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:33,471 parkour pro? 354 00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:37,789 That's correct. Or you can wait out the remainder of your 49 years here in prison. 355 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,220 So this was the catch. I could leave parkour prison right now. 356 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,990 But in return, I could never become a parkour pro. 357 00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:47,333 Or I could try to survive here for another 49 years. 358 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,265 It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to get out of here. 359 00:16:50,265 --> 00:16:52,727 Okay, I've made my decision. I'm gonna go back. 360 00:16:52,727 --> 00:16:54,685 So you accept! Good luck. 361 00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:56,487 This was it. The work was done. 362 00:16:56,487 --> 00:16:59,348 I escaped parkour prison. But at what cost? 363 00:16:59,348 --> 00:17:02,912 Leaving now meant that I would be a noob for the rest of my life. 364 00:17:02,912 --> 00:17:06,525 When I went through the portal, I was brought back into parkour civilization. 365 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,537 The portal spawned me at the entrance of the temple of parkour. 366 00:17:09,537 --> 00:17:13,337 This was probably the last time I would ever step foot in this temple. 367 00:17:13,337 --> 00:17:16,471 I had my chance to rank up to become a pro and I failed. 368 00:17:16,471 --> 00:17:19,061 Now, I can never earn a ticket ever again. 369 00:17:19,061 --> 00:17:22,771 You know, it's not the worst thing in the world. Now, I can just go back to my 370 00:17:22,771 --> 00:17:24,597 ordinary life in parkour civilization. 371 00:17:24,597 --> 00:17:28,417 You know, now that I think about it, it's not the worst situation in the world. 372 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:30,477 I mean, at least I still have my mansion. 373 00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:32,760 Wait, who is this? I still own this house, right? 374 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,473 No, you don't. This house no longer belongs to you. 375 00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:39,835 This parkour noob just purchased this new manison, so you'll have to leave now. 376 00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:42,935 Wait wait wait, this guy just bought my house? How can he do that? 377 00:17:42,935 --> 00:17:46,473 Well, you fell and went to parkour prison so you lost the house. 378 00:17:46,473 --> 00:17:49,063 When you were down there, this parkour noob bought it. 379 00:17:49,063 --> 00:17:51,953 Bro, really? Wow, so I really don't own this house anymore. 380 00:17:51,953 --> 00:17:52,797 Well this guy- 381 00:17:53,577 --> 00:17:54,527 Uh... 382 00:17:54,527 --> 00:17:55,933 Okay, it's for sale now. 383 00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:58,262 Let's go! So I can move back into my house? 384 00:17:58,262 --> 00:18:00,078 After you buy it again, sure. 385 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:02,668 Wait, really? Are you serious? I have to buy it again? 386 00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:06,388 I went back to the shop to go buy my mansion again, but while I was at parkour 387 00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:07,858 prison something bad happened. 388 00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:10,569 The prices for houses in my neighborhood went way up. 389 00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:14,569 Now if I wanted to buy my mansion, I would have had to pay for it with a two-block 390 00:18:14,569 --> 00:18:18,109 jump. It was too risky. I was gonna have to find somewhere else to live. 391 00:18:18,109 --> 00:18:21,065 Fortunately, I found another shop that was selling wood houses. 392 00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:24,525 A bit of a downgrade from the stone house but it was all I could afford. 393 00:18:24,525 --> 00:18:28,288 I could either do a one-block fence jump for a small house or a one and a half 394 00:18:28,288 --> 00:18:29,982 block stair jump for a large house. 395 00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:33,832 I figured if I'm gonna be living on the noob level for my entire life, I might as 396 00:18:33,832 --> 00:18:34,952 well buy the big house. 397 00:18:34,952 --> 00:18:38,952 Luckily, escaping parkour prison gave me the confidence to make the jump easily. 398 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:43,322 Now, I got a mansion in a new neighborhood where not to my surprise, everyone fell 399 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,369 into the void, so it's just me living here. 400 00:18:45,369 --> 00:18:48,759 The house is definitely a bit of a downgrade from my previous mansion, 401 00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:52,469 but it's still a two-storey house and it has a painting, which is something you 402 00:18:52,469 --> 00:18:54,919 don't really see that often in parkour civilization. 403 00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:58,739 I just keep wondering what my life would have been like if I actually made it to 404 00:18:58,739 --> 00:18:59,899 the pro civilization. 405 00:18:59,899 --> 00:19:03,189 Now, I don't think I'll ever figure out what it looks like out there. 406 00:19:03,189 --> 00:19:05,040 I just wish that- Woah! What was that? 407 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,900 When I went to sit in my chair, I backed up against the wall and there was nothing 408 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,220 behind me. This painting was covering something. 409 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:14,130 I walked through the painting and it revealed a secret door. 410 00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:17,000 For some reason, this house I bought had some hidden passage. 411 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,566 Whoever made this was obviously trying to hide something. But what was it? 412 00:19:20,566 --> 00:19:24,166 There was a ladder that led to the bottom floor. And when I got down there, 413 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,031 I found a man. 414 00:19:25,591 --> 00:19:29,591 Somehow there was already someone living here. But by their leather boots, I could 415 00:19:29,591 --> 00:19:32,505 tell it was a parkour noob. This was obviously some mistake. 416 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,015 I went to go leave, but then- 417 00:19:34,015 --> 00:19:35,765 Wait, don't leave. 418 00:19:35,765 --> 00:19:38,668 The man spoke to me. He said he's been watching me. 419 00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:42,925 I watched you enter the temple of parkour. I think you have what it takes to rank up. 420 00:19:42,925 --> 00:19:46,652 I'm sorry man, I think you're confused. I can never earn a ticket anymore. 421 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,860 I'm gonna be a parkour noob forever. 422 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,969 No, there is still a way I can get you a ticket. 423 00:19:51,969 --> 00:19:54,376 Wait wait wait, what are you talking about? 424 00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:57,997 When I was younger I earned myself a ticket, but I never used it. 425 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,173 Instead, I hid it far far away. 426 00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:04,628 The old man said it wasn't his destiny to rank up to be a pro, but it was mine. 427 00:20:04,628 --> 00:20:08,498 He brought out a compass and he threw it to me. He told me that if I followed this 428 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,348 compass, I'll find the hidden ticket. 429 00:20:10,348 --> 00:20:14,288 This was the second chance I was looking for. I had no way of knowing whether the 430 00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:18,068 old man was telling the truth or not, but at this point, I had nothing to lose. 431 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:21,538 Maybe this works, maybe it doesn't. All I know is that I wasn't done with 432 00:20:21,538 --> 00:20:23,157 parkour civilization just yet. 433 00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:27,350 Come on, just one jump at a time and I should be there soon. 434 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:28,873 Where do you think you're going? 435 00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:30,043 Ugh, this can't be good. 436 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:32,613 This is a parkour checkpoint. Why do you want to leave 437 00:20:32,613 --> 00:20:33,623 parkour civilization? 438 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:37,483 If the pro found out why I was really out here, I might go back to parkour prison. 439 00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:38,793 I was gonna need an excuse. 440 00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:41,823 I, uh, just wanted to practice my two-block jumps. 441 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:44,343 Listen, noob. Out there, you'd never survive. 442 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,783 Besides, what do you need to practice for? You can never rank up, buddy. 443 00:20:47,783 --> 00:20:51,783 Despite my convincing story, it didn't work. I was in big trouble now. 444 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:55,139 Following this compass is the only possible way I can make it up to the 445 00:20:55,139 --> 00:20:58,568 parkour pro civilization. I was gonna have to try something else. 446 00:20:58,568 --> 00:20:59,898 I told you to go home. 447 00:20:59,898 --> 00:21:02,108 What if I paid you with a backwards jump? 448 00:21:02,108 --> 00:21:03,349 A backwards jump? 449 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:06,359 Okay, at least he's listening, and now I get one chance at this- 450 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:09,273 Woah! Oh my god, I actually made it! That was crazy. 451 00:21:09,273 --> 00:21:12,839 Wait, no, that was crazy. Move aside and let me try this. 452 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,849 You got it! Just make sure you jump far en- 453 00:21:14,849 --> 00:21:18,919 Oh, shoot! That was not my plan. I thought he was just gonna let me pass. 454 00:21:19,049 --> 00:21:21,189 Uh, alright. Well, I guess that works. 455 00:21:21,189 --> 00:21:24,929 Now that I made it past the parkour checkpoint it was time to go searching for 456 00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:28,709 the hidden ticket. That's assuming that the ticket I'm looking for is even real. 457 00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:32,649 After the mysterious old man gave me this compass and told me that it would lead to 458 00:21:32,649 --> 00:21:36,649 a ticket to rank up to parkour pro civilization, I immediately started 459 00:21:36,649 --> 00:21:39,799 preparing for the journey because this time, I wasn't gonna fail. 460 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,630 The biggest problem I had to solve was my food supply. 461 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:47,138 Parkour noobs only get fed once a day. And if this compass was taking me far away 462 00:21:47,138 --> 00:21:49,638 there was no way I would survive on the raw chicken. 463 00:21:49,638 --> 00:21:53,148 So for the past week, I've been doing the beef jump every single morning. 464 00:21:53,148 --> 00:21:57,088 And for the rest of the day, I tried not to parkour at all so I could save the food 465 00:21:57,088 --> 00:21:58,868 but that's when I almost got caught. 466 00:21:58,868 --> 00:22:00,430 Hold up, what was that sound? 467 00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:02,210 Oh no, I'm starving. This isn't good. 468 00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:05,388 Why are you taking damage? Are you starving? 469 00:22:05,388 --> 00:22:11,388 Starving? Hah, no... I'm just in pain because I love parkour so much and I wish 470 00:22:11,388 --> 00:22:12,738 I could do it all the time? 471 00:22:12,738 --> 00:22:16,234 Oh man, sorry to hear that. Yeah, love hurts. Well, hope you feel better. 472 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,873 By some miracle, the parkour pro bought my excuse. 473 00:22:18,873 --> 00:22:22,393 If the pro stayed around for any longer, I might have starved to death. 474 00:22:22,393 --> 00:22:26,023 I had to eat the piece of beef that I just jumped for, but it didn't matter. 475 00:22:26,023 --> 00:22:27,473 I had already prepared enough. 476 00:22:27,473 --> 00:22:31,916 By rationing my food, I was able to save up four pieces of beef for the journey. 477 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:36,156 I had no clue whether this would be enough food to survive the trip, but the old man 478 00:22:36,156 --> 00:22:39,752 said I had everything I needed. So I guess I was just gonna have to trust 479 00:22:39,752 --> 00:22:40,452 him again. 480 00:22:40,452 --> 00:22:42,818 Now, it was time to go searching for the ticket. 481 00:22:42,818 --> 00:22:46,818 Crossing this line of stone means I'm heading into the parkour outskirts. 482 00:22:46,818 --> 00:22:51,503 No noob including myself has ever been out here, and probably for a good reason. 483 00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:55,503 All I know is that the further away you get from parkour civilization, the more 484 00:22:55,503 --> 00:22:59,230 dangerous the jumps become. Already, I was starting to see huge chunks 485 00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:00,363 of parkour missing. 486 00:23:00,363 --> 00:23:04,505 No one knows how the outskirts came to be like this. Or at least no one down here 487 00:23:04,505 --> 00:23:08,505 knows. Unfortunately, the compass kept taking me further and further away from 488 00:23:08,505 --> 00:23:12,734 parkour civilization. The old man must've hid the ticket out here knowing that no 489 00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:16,924 parkour pro would ever go this deep to retrieve it. I was running out of time. 490 00:23:16,924 --> 00:23:21,104 I had already been jumping for hours and now, I'm down to one piece of raw beef 491 00:23:21,104 --> 00:23:25,404 left. And still, I found nothing. That was, until I saw something in the 492 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:29,404 distance. I had no way of knowing, but I had a feeling that this was what I was 493 00:23:29,404 --> 00:23:33,404 looking for. In all my time here in parkour civilization, I have never seen 494 00:23:33,404 --> 00:23:37,604 anything like this. This couldn't be a coincidence. Which means I was gonna have 495 00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:39,014 to go parkour to the top. 496 00:23:39,014 --> 00:23:43,014 I haven't really prepared for anything like this. Vertical jumps don't exist 497 00:23:43,014 --> 00:23:47,014 naturally down here. They only place I've seen vertical jumps is when I jump for 498 00:23:47,014 --> 00:23:50,416 food. Luckily, I made it to the top without falling into the void. 499 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:53,816 I didn't see anything at first glance. But when I pulled out my compass, 500 00:23:53,816 --> 00:23:55,013 I was in the right place. 501 00:23:55,013 --> 00:23:59,298 I didn't get it. The compass was pointing me to the exact block I was standing on. 502 00:23:59,298 --> 00:24:04,699 The ticket should be here. Unless the old man hid the ticket out of sight and put it 503 00:24:04,699 --> 00:24:05,777 underground. 504 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:10,227 If I broke this grass block and a parkour pro catches me, I would for sure be going 505 00:24:10,227 --> 00:24:12,108 back to prison for life this time. 506 00:24:12,108 --> 00:24:15,399 But if I'm gonna have any shot at making it up to the parkour pro 507 00:24:15,399 --> 00:24:17,564 civilization, I'm gonna take that chance. 508 00:24:17,564 --> 00:24:18,899 Well, here goes nothing. 509 00:24:18,899 --> 00:24:21,678 I broke the block and underground, there was a chest. 510 00:24:21,678 --> 00:24:24,272 I couldn't believe it! I'd actually found the ticket! 511 00:24:24,272 --> 00:24:28,412 But when I opened the chest, something was wrong. There was no ticket to be found 512 00:24:28,412 --> 00:24:32,962 just a barrier. The old man lied to me. There was no ticket to get up to the 513 00:24:32,962 --> 00:24:37,282 pro civilization. Why would he send me all the way out here to get a barrier block? 514 00:24:37,282 --> 00:24:40,551 This didn't make any sense. The old man knew I would risk my entire 515 00:24:40,551 --> 00:24:45,095 life for a ticket, but he set me up. There had to be some explanation for this. 516 00:24:45,095 --> 00:24:49,385 Well, if I'm lucky to survive the trip back, I can ask him why he sent me all the 517 00:24:49,385 --> 00:24:53,385 way out here just to get a barrier block. Which is also illegal to have. 518 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:57,095 By some miracle, I made it back to the parkour checkpoint without falling. 519 00:24:57,095 --> 00:25:00,458 Hey, you, you were the last one to see the pro stationed here. 520 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,586 What happened to him? 521 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:06,326 Oh, I uh, well I showed him a backwards jump and then he tried it for himself 522 00:25:06,326 --> 00:25:07,131 and then fell. 523 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:10,339 You? A backwards jump? Are you serious? 524 00:25:10,339 --> 00:25:11,665 Uh, yeah? 525 00:25:11,665 --> 00:25:14,336 Okay, now I have to try. So you just go backwards? 526 00:25:14,336 --> 00:25:17,269 Oh! O...kay? And he's gone too... 527 00:25:17,269 --> 00:25:18,719 Am I gonna be blamed for this? 528 00:25:18,719 --> 00:25:22,609 Fortunately, I made it back to my house and no parkour pro has caught me with the 529 00:25:22,609 --> 00:25:23,379 barrier block. 530 00:25:23,379 --> 00:25:27,379 Now, it's time to ask this old man why in the world he sent me out there to retrieve 531 00:25:27,379 --> 00:25:28,099 this. 532 00:25:28,099 --> 00:25:30,509 Alright, bro. Are you gonna explain to me why the- 533 00:25:30,509 --> 00:25:31,229 What the? 534 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:34,559 When I got down to the basement, the old man was nowhere to be found. 535 00:25:34,559 --> 00:25:36,679 All that was left was a hole in the ground 536 00:25:36,679 --> 00:25:41,220 Did he jump into the void on purpose? I don't understand what's going on. 537 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:44,700 But that's when I paid attention to the item that was left on the ground. 538 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:49,301 I knew what it was before I even picked it up. It was a ticket to rank up to become a 539 00:25:49,301 --> 00:25:54,269 parkour pro. The old man had it on him the entire time but still sent me to retrieve 540 00:25:54,269 --> 00:25:58,385 the barrier block? The old man wanted me to find this barrier for a reason. 541 00:25:58,385 --> 00:26:02,636 And now, this was the sign that I was ready to rank up to become a parkour pro. 542 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:04,973 It was time to head to the parkour temple. 543 00:26:04,973 --> 00:26:08,901 I made my way back to the place that I never thought I'd step foot in again. 544 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:12,901 The place where no parkour noob in history has ever made it out alive. 545 00:26:12,901 --> 00:26:15,201 I went ahead and ate my last piece of beef 546 00:26:15,201 --> 00:26:17,793 Just like last time, I was in such a perfect spot. 547 00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:21,350 Three full bars of hunger is exactly what I need to make it to the top. 548 00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:25,656 The barrier guarding the temple was up, so I threw in my ticket and the entrance to 549 00:26:25,656 --> 00:26:27,706 the parkour temple was now open. 550 00:26:27,706 --> 00:26:31,396 All I had to do now was do something that I totally never do, and that's fail 551 00:26:31,396 --> 00:26:32,363 one-block jumps. 552 00:26:32,363 --> 00:26:34,953 Okay, I made the first jump. That's always a good sign. 553 00:26:34,953 --> 00:26:38,473 This time around was different. I wasn't gonna let the pressure get to me. 554 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:42,413 I was gonna be the first noob to ever rank up to the pro civilization. 555 00:26:42,413 --> 00:26:44,936 Ah, no. Looking at this jump is giving me flashbacks. 556 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:48,891 My journey to becoming a parkour pro starts no- 557 00:26:49,201 --> 00:26:53,201 No. This time was different. I successfully made the first jump and for 558 00:26:53,201 --> 00:26:56,830 the first time in my life, I was actually on the parkour course. 559 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:59,929 Now, all I had to do was just take it one jump at a time. 560 00:26:59,929 --> 00:27:02,014 The first section was the stone blocks. 561 00:27:02,014 --> 00:27:05,814 So far, I've only encountered one-block vertical jumps, but they were nothing I 562 00:27:05,814 --> 00:27:09,624 couldn't handle. Even though I had been on the course for a good amount of time, 563 00:27:09,624 --> 00:27:11,994 I was still ways away from making it to the top. 564 00:27:11,994 --> 00:27:15,724 After I passed the stone block section, I moved on to the stone slab section. 565 00:27:15,724 --> 00:27:19,634 Slabs aren't too common in the noob level of parkour civilization, but luckily this 566 00:27:19,634 --> 00:27:23,124 section wasn't too hard. But it was the next section I was worried about. 567 00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:23,974 The stair jumps. 568 00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:27,974 This next jump I had to complete was by far the hardest jump I've ever seen. 569 00:27:27,974 --> 00:27:30,995 It was a two-block jump, but I had to go up half a block. 570 00:27:30,995 --> 00:27:34,845 But I didn't come all this way to give up. I went for the jump, but I jumped too 571 00:27:34,845 --> 00:27:39,035 early. I thought this was it, but by some miracle, a block below me broke my fall. 572 00:27:39,035 --> 00:27:42,905 And I only took two and a half hearts of damage. But that was too close to call. 573 00:27:42,905 --> 00:27:46,575 If I was even the slightest bit off, I could have been all the way down there 574 00:27:46,575 --> 00:27:47,275 in the void. 575 00:27:47,275 --> 00:27:51,285 On my second time around, I made the jump. That stair jump essentially marked the end 576 00:27:51,285 --> 00:27:54,029 of the stair section. And now, I was on the stone walls. 577 00:27:54,029 --> 00:27:58,029 Walls were almost never seen at the noob level. But fortunately, I didn't see 578 00:27:58,029 --> 00:28:00,949 anything bigger than a one-block jump for the rest of the way. 579 00:28:00,949 --> 00:28:04,949 All I had to do was sneak and stay on the course. And that's when I got to the point 580 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,099 when the jumps stopped. 581 00:28:06,099 --> 00:28:09,332 I was so high off the ground now, but I knew I was at the end. 582 00:28:09,332 --> 00:28:13,682 I climbed up the stairs until I was face to face with the entrance to the parkour 583 00:28:13,682 --> 00:28:18,240 pro civilization. This was it, I was about to be the first noob in history to rank up 584 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,446 But then, the realization hit me. The last jump to get to the parkour pro 585 00:28:22,446 --> 00:28:26,646 civilization was a three-block jump. It was impossible. 586 00:28:26,646 --> 00:28:29,975 This was why no noob has ever ranked up to become a pro. 587 00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:32,104 The course was impossible to begin with. 588 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:35,784 But then, I remembered the barrier. This is what the old man wanted me to 589 00:28:35,784 --> 00:28:39,161 use it for. He knew the course was impossible and he wanted to give me a 590 00:28:39,161 --> 00:28:40,151 chance to rank up. 591 00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:43,405 I placed down the barrier block and I made the two-block jump. 592 00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:45,725 I did it! I actually did it! 593 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:49,074 I was the first noob in history to ever complete this course. 594 00:28:49,074 --> 00:28:52,176 No one at the bottom level knows what society is like up here. 595 00:28:52,176 --> 00:28:54,655 And I was gonna be the first one to figure it out. 596 00:28:54,655 --> 00:28:56,125 What was it gonna be like? 597 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,573 Was I actually gonna be able to see the sky? 598 00:28:58,573 --> 00:29:00,023 Well, I guess we'll find out. 599 00:29:00,023 --> 00:29:04,352 I walked up to the stone walls and the doors opened, revealing a room I've never 600 00:29:04,352 --> 00:29:05,712 seen anything like before. 601 00:29:05,712 --> 00:29:08,762 I turned the corner and I saw a parkour pro just standing there. 602 00:29:08,762 --> 00:29:09,980 Uh, hi! 603 00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:13,580 What the, who are you? Where did you come from? 604 00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:15,090 I'm the only one working here. 605 00:29:15,090 --> 00:29:19,301 I... came from the noob level. I just beat the course and ranked up. 606 00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:23,783 Wow, um.. I was not expecting this. I'm not sure what to do here. 607 00:29:23,783 --> 00:29:26,897 Uh, just go over there and throw your leather boots in the lava. 608 00:29:26,897 --> 00:29:28,878 Alright, time to get my iron boots! 609 00:29:28,878 --> 00:29:35,109 Yes sir, one ranked up. A noob by the name of Evbo. Yes sir, I'll keep an eye on him. 610 00:29:35,109 --> 00:29:38,739 And that was it. That was the last time I would ever wear leather boots again 611 00:29:38,739 --> 00:29:39,942 for the rest of my life. 612 00:29:39,942 --> 00:29:42,699 From the looks of it, I only had one more lava jump to go. 613 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:46,347 But this time, there were dispensers. I backed up and jumped over the lava 614 00:29:46,347 --> 00:29:50,696 and I was equipped with iron boots. I was officially a parkour pro! 615 00:29:50,696 --> 00:29:53,928 After I went through, I saw one more jump that led to some barrels. 616 00:29:53,928 --> 00:29:54,908 What is this for? 617 00:29:54,908 --> 00:29:57,961 It's for food. You only have to pay one jump for two steak here. 618 00:29:57,961 --> 00:30:00,584 Only a one-block jump for food? That's amazing! 619 00:30:00,584 --> 00:30:03,893 I opened the barrel to see something that I've never seen before. 620 00:30:03,893 --> 00:30:06,500 Cooked... meat? In all of these! 621 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:10,639 In my entire life living on the noob level I've never seen a piece of cooked beef. 622 00:30:10,639 --> 00:30:14,202 And now, as a parkour pro, I could fully replenish my hunger bar. 623 00:30:14,202 --> 00:30:17,896 And that meant I could sprint now. Oh man, this is crazy. 624 00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:22,146 Congratulations on becoming a parkour pro. You can now head up those steps and begin 625 00:30:22,146 --> 00:30:24,476 your life in parkour pro civilization. 626 00:30:24,476 --> 00:30:26,676 Those were the exact words I wanted to hear. 627 00:30:26,676 --> 00:30:30,336 This is it! When I walk up these steps, I will be at the top level of parkour 628 00:30:30,336 --> 00:30:31,036 civilization. 629 00:30:31,036 --> 00:30:35,036 When I walked into the temple, I immediately saw massive statues. 630 00:30:35,036 --> 00:30:38,366 These statues looked like they were showing the parkour noobs and the 631 00:30:38,366 --> 00:30:41,606 parkour pros. They even had their boots on. This place is insane! 632 00:30:41,606 --> 00:30:43,317 I've never seen anything like this. 633 00:30:43,317 --> 00:30:47,568 I mean, look at these statu- What the? Gold boots? 634 00:30:47,568 --> 00:30:52,022 Who wears gold boots? This doesn't make any sense. 635 00:30:52,022 --> 00:30:58,184 What is this? Am I not at the top of parkour civilization? 636 00:30:59,589 --> 00:31:00,849 Hey, parkour delivery. 637 00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:03,775 Let's go, my parkour delivery is here! 638 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now that I'm a parkour pro, 639 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I can get parkour delivered to my house. 640 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, did you order parkour construction to this house? Yes sir, that's me. 641 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I ordered the six-block-tall slime jump to my bedroom. Sounds good! 642 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Where do you want it built? Uh let's see, I think this would be a good 643 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 place for it. You think you can build it right there? 644 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh sure, I can make that happen! To think just a few days ago 645 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I was a parkour noob and now I'm getting custom parkour jumps installed in my house 646 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is crazy! 647 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This looks good? Yep I think it's perfect 648 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, thanks man for parkouring all the way out here. 649 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sure, you got my payment? Oh yeah yeah yeah for sure 650 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it was four one blocks in a row right? Okay 1 2 3 4 651 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there you go thank you very much. And my tip? Your tip? Really? 652 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't tell me you thought you weren't going to tip me. 653 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you're a parkour pro, Its always expected that you tip when you 654 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 buy something. Oh, I hope I make this! Oh, that was close 655 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, wow a 360? yeah, you're good man, thanks. 656 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Like most things in parkour civilization, the way you tip is with 657 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 more parkour. Luckily, I survived that payment for the jump installed 658 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in my house. If i missed any one of those jumps I would have fallen back down to the 659 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 parkour noob level and my journey to become a pro would have 660 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 been for nothing. But I won't say it wasn't worth it because now, 661 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I can practice slime jumps anytime I want inside of my house, and this is how my new 662 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 life is as a pro in parkour civilization. No parkour noob at the bottom level knows 663 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what life is like up here. Except I was the only one to rank up and 664 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 become a part of parkour society. To rank up to a parkour pro I had to be 665 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the first noob in history to beat an impossible parkour course. 666 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When I got to the top, I got my iron boots and I was officially a pro. 667 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I thought I had made it, I thought I was at the top of parkour civilization but 668 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's when I realized, I truly knew nothing about the world I was living in. 669 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My journey to getting to the top of parkour civilization wasn't even close 670 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to being done. Now I was about to discover what life was like on the second layer 671 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of Parkour Civilization. At the parkour pro level, everywhere you 672 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 look is a two-block jump. When I was a parkour noob, I thought two-block jumps 673 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 were extremely hard but now that I could sprint, I realized they were 674 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 almost like one-block jumps. Something about the pro level felt 675 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 different maybe it was the fact that when I was a noob I would see dirt in the sky 676 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but now there's nothing above me and that's when I looked back at the parkour 677 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 temple. There was still a world above me and now it was way higher up 678 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but there was something else that was different. I was staring down at the house 679 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I used to live in. When I down on the noob level, I would look up and all I would see 680 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is dirt but somehow on the pro level I could look down and I could only assume 681 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that the same goes for the layer above me now that I was adjusted to my surroundings 682 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it was time to go searching for a place to buy a house; That was assuming that 683 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 life still worked like that up here. When I took a look around all I saw were the 684 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 same identical buildings. Maybe this time I wouldn't be getting a mansion. 685 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's when I found a building that looked different and it definitely didn't look 686 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like a house. When I walked inside the building sure enough, it was a shop to buy 687 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a new house. Hey, aren't you the noob who ranked up? 688 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That would be me. Oh, yeah, I thought was you. I'm selling houses today, choose 689 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 one you want to buy. Let's go! It's time to buy my first house as a parkour pro. 690 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's see what these prices are, I can get one house for a two-block jump. 691 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, Thats super cheap! all right what is this one over here, I can get one house 692 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for a 2.5 block jump. Okay, that's a little more expensive and this last one 693 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is one house for a three-block jump, wait why are these all the same, all of these 694 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 options are for the same house. Oops, busted ha-ha. I was trying to get 695 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a little more profit. Why would anyone fall for that? Since there was only one 696 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 house to buy, I obviously went with the cheapest option and bought my first house 697 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 with a two-block jump. Congrats on buying your first house as a parkour pro, let me 698 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 take you to it. Let's go! Since all the houses were identical it was no surprise 699 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that I got one that looked like this. Uh, you're all set to move in. Feel free 700 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to call the parkour delivery service if you want your jumps changed. 701 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 A parkour delivery service let's go! being a parkour pro is awesome. 702 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The living room in my house had two one-block jumps and the entire house 703 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 itself was three stories tall. Looks like three jumps to get to my bed on the top 704 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 floor. Hey, it's your neighbor, can I come in? Oh, uh, sure. Thanks. You're that one 705 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 EPO guy, right? You're the noob who beat the course and ranked up? Uh, yeah 706 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's me, I'm the first one to do it I guess. I can't believe you're my neighbor, 707 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's crazy! well, you probably have questions about life up here, right? 708 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Anything you want to know? Uh, yeah, one actually, uh, what happens when we 709 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fall? what is the punishment for missing a jump at the pro level? You go down a 710 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 level. If you miss a jump, you'll be a noob and you'll have to beat the course 711 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 again. Okay, so I can never fall, noted. So, who are the people above us then 712 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what's above a pro? It's probably best I just show you. Here, come with me. 713 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My neighbor started telling me everything there was to know about 714 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 parkour civilization. He brought me back to the parkour Temple where all the 715 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 statues were. He explained how parkour civilization starts at the noob level and 716 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 at level two you become a parkour pro then there were the parkour masters. If you 717 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 were lucky enough to rank up you get gold boots and you become a master. My neighbor 718 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 said that parkour master's never come down to the pro level but if they do ever come 719 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 down its a parkour pros nightmare. He said the parkour masters are ruthless 720 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and then he walked over to the largest 721 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 statue, the one with the diamond boots. He said that this was the parkour champion 722 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He said that most people down here don't even believe the champion is real but the 723 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 stories say, there can only be one parkour champion. Whoever that was lives at the 724 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 top of parkour civilization