0:00:00.000,0:00:02.314 Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour. 0:00:02.314,0:00:05.974 Alright, time for my mandatory parkour[br]check. Sigh. Let's get this over with. 0:00:05.974,0:00:10.004 You're late. You know the deal. You can do[br]the one block jump for the raw chicken, or 0:00:10.004,0:00:12.684 you can attempt the one block vertical[br]jump for the beef. 0:00:12.684,0:00:15.463 Here, in parkour civilization, no one [br]chooses to jump for 0:00:15.463,0:00:19.292 the beef. It's better to be safe and do[br]the one block jump for the chicken rather 0:00:19.292,0:00:22.064 than risk your entire life for just half a[br]hunger bar more. 0:00:22.064,0:00:24.527 Tomorrow, you better not be late.[br]Or you'll be doing 0:00:24.527,0:00:26.043 two block jumps as [br]punishment. 0:00:26.043,0:00:28.123 Yes, sir. [br]Sorry, I won't be late next time. 0:00:28.123,0:00:30.593 Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed[br]once a day. 0:00:30.593,0:00:33.773 One piece of raw chicken is just enough to[br]get you to the next day. 0:00:33.773,0:00:35.923 But that's the life of parkour[br]civilization. 0:00:35.923,0:00:38.033 If you wanna survive, [br]you have to parkour. 0:00:38.033,0:00:39.822 Every parkour noob has the same goal. 0:00:39.822,0:00:43.362 And that's to make it to the top layer [br]where all the parkour pros live. 0:00:43.362,0:00:46.130 Except most parkour pros are born on the[br]top layer. 0:00:46.130,0:00:48.700 If you're a parkour noob, there's only one[br]way up. 0:00:48.700,0:00:50.824 And that is through the Temple of Parkour. 0:00:50.824,0:00:54.444 The Temple of Parkour is the only [br]structure in the world that combines the 0:00:54.444,0:00:55.894 bottom layer to the top layer. 0:00:55.894,0:00:59.394 To make it up, you have to do an [br]incredibly hard parkour course that no 0:00:59.394,0:01:01.254 parkour noob has ever completed. 0:01:01.254,0:01:04.589 And that's assuming you even get the[br]chance to complete the course. 0:01:04.589,0:01:07.169 The inside of the temple is protected by a[br]barrier. 0:01:07.169,0:01:11.299 And the only way a parkour noob gets past[br]a barrier is if they've earned a ticket. 0:01:11.299,0:01:14.959 I've never even tried getting a ticket [br]before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a 0:01:14.959,0:01:16.905 parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to. 0:01:16.905,0:01:20.375 In my neighborhood pretty much everyone[br]has fallen into the void and died 0:01:20.375,0:01:22.525 except for the guy who lives right[br]next to me. 0:01:22.525,0:01:24.345 He's been my neighbor for five years. 0:01:24.345,0:01:26.285 No! Why did you try going fo r the beef? 0:01:26.285,0:01:28.355 I guess I have to change my statement. 0:01:28.355,0:01:30.305 I now live in in this neighborhood alone. 0:01:30.305,0:01:34.095 In parkour civilization, only parkour pros[br]are allowed to break or place blocks. 0:01:34.095,0:01:36.195 For parkour noobs, it's strictly[br]prohibited. 0:01:36.195,0:01:38.575 And unfortunately, I found that out the[br]hard way. 0:01:38.575,0:01:42.045 A while ago I was searching around and I[br]somehow stumbled upon an oak log. 0:01:42.045,0:01:46.435 No one has seen an oak log in years since[br]trees don't exist in parkour civilization 0:01:46.435,0:01:47.743 so I had to try to take it. 0:01:47.743,0:01:48.646 Stop right now. 0:01:48.646,0:01:49.726 Oh no, I'm done for. 0:01:49.726,0:01:52.566 You really thought you could break that[br]without me noticing? 0:01:52.566,0:01:54.526 What, were you gonna try to cheat[br]parkour? 0:01:54.526,0:01:58.116 No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just [br]thought it would be super rare and I 0:01:58.116,0:01:59.176 wanted to collect it. 0:01:59.176,0:02:00.916 Stop talking. Give me two jumps now. 0:02:00.916,0:02:03.736 Two jumps in a row? Okay. [br]Sorry sir, I'll do it right now. 0:02:03.736,0:02:07.236 You know what? You seem a little too[br]happy about two. Let's make it three. 0:02:07.236,0:02:08.356 Okay? I'll do three... 0:02:08.356,0:02:10.866 You know what? Now let's make it four[br]jumps in a row. 0:02:10.866,0:02:12.176 Ah, four in a row? Come on. 0:02:12.176,0:02:15.906 In parkour civilization it should be no[br]surprise that all punishments were just 0:02:15.906,0:02:16.976 more forms of parkour. 0:02:16.976,0:02:19.746 And that was the last time I ever tried[br]breaking a block. 0:02:19.746,0:02:23.256 You're lucky you got a light punishment.[br]Don't forget you're at the bottom 0:02:23.256,0:02:24.345 so follow the rules. 0:02:24.345,0:02:27.865 It's safe to say that if you're at the[br]bottom level of parkour civilization 0:02:27.865,0:02:29.178 it's not exactly the best. 0:02:29.178,0:02:31.768 But not everything in parkour civilization[br]is that bad. 0:02:31.768,0:02:35.728 For example, I was able to use parkour to[br]buy the biggest house in the neighborhood. 0:02:35.728,0:02:38.498 In parkour civilization literally [br]everything is parkour 0:02:38.498,0:02:40.778 and that means parkour has replaced money. 0:02:40.778,0:02:42.858 Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy. 0:02:42.858,0:02:46.858 It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, [br]all you have to do to buy anything is just 0:02:46.858,0:02:48.108 make more parkour jumps. 0:02:48.108,0:02:53.010 I'm not really sure why or how parkour [br]works as a currency, but all I know is 0:02:53.010,0:02:55.249 I basically bought a two-storey house for[br]free. 0:02:55.249,0:02:59.009 Somehow when I was buying my house I [br]convinced myself to go for the ladder jump 0:02:59.009,0:03:00.169 to buy the bigger house. 0:03:00.169,0:03:04.539 In parkour civilization parkour jumps with[br]trickier items like ladders are worth more 0:03:04.539,0:03:07.000 That's why this jump basically bought me[br]a mansion. 0:03:07.000,0:03:09.630 No way! Thank you for buying the big house 0:03:09.630,0:03:11.780 Let me take you right to it. [br]Just follow me. 0:03:11.780,0:03:14.590 Let's go! This is awesome, I just [br]bought my first house. 0:03:14.590,0:03:16.926 All houses in parkour civilization are [br]pre-built. 0:03:16.926,0:03:18.746 And they all have one thing in common. 0:03:18.746,0:03:22.926 It's a requirement that every single house[br]has a parkour jump inside to get to your 0:03:22.926,0:03:27.066 bed. This is a way to make sure everyone[br]in parkour civilization parkours 0:03:27.066,0:03:29.319 everywhere they go. [br]Even inside the house. 0:03:29.319,0:03:32.919 So, this is the neighborhood you'll be[br]living in. You're the only two-storey 0:03:32.919,0:03:36.049 house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll [br]give you a house tour. 0:03:36.049,0:03:39.679 This is so sick! That ladder jump [br]literally made me the richest one in the 0:03:39.679,0:03:40.389 neighborhood. 0:03:40.389,0:03:44.149 As you can see, you have a jump on the[br]top floor and a jump on the bottom floor. 0:03:44.149,0:03:47.009 Let me show you the upstairs and then the[br]house is all yours. 0:03:47.009,0:03:50.699 Alright, I mean everything looks good.[br]I just have to do this jump to my bed. 0:03:50.699,0:03:52.969 Uh, yeah! [br]I think I got everything figured out. 0:03:52.969,0:03:56.349 Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check[br]if your parkour jump is good. 0:03:56.349,0:03:58.439 How are you supposed to check if it's[br]good? 0:03:58.439,0:03:59.169 Wait, what the? 0:03:59.169,0:04:00.929 Did this guy for real just jump off? 0:04:00.929,0:04:03.759 Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive?[br]Why did he do that? 0:04:03.759,0:04:07.029 Alright, just wanted to confirm that your [br]house is ready to move in. 0:04:07.029,0:04:09.529 The guy did in fact die so everything[br]should be good. 0:04:09.529,0:04:10.871 That guy seriously died? 0:04:10.871,0:04:14.121 Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of[br]the job. Enjoy your house. 0:04:14.121,0:04:15.871 How is that a part of the job? [br]What? 0:04:15.871,0:04:18.764 No one really remembers how parkour[br]civilization started. 0:04:18.764,0:04:22.584 Most of the parkour noobs down here at[br]least think that the parkour pros were the 0:04:22.584,0:04:23.594 ones who started it. 0:04:23.594,0:04:26.602 But the truth is, I think I was the one [br]who started it. 0:04:26.602,0:04:30.292 For some reason, I can't remember the best[br]but I'm pretty sure this is how the 0:04:30.292,0:04:31.072 story went. 0:04:31.072,0:04:32.355 Yo, Seawatt. 0:04:32.355,0:04:34.035 Yo, hello? 0:04:34.035,0:04:37.945 Bro, you think I could get a diamond real[br]quick? I was mining for like three hours 0:04:37.945,0:04:41.345 and I only found two diamonds, and I just[br]wanna make a diamond pickaxe. 0:04:41.345,0:04:43.035 Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare. 0:04:43.035,0:04:46.225 Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're[br]literally just holding one. 0:04:46.225,0:04:49.645 Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you[br]back later. I just need a pickaxe. 0:04:49.645,0:04:53.175 Alright, fine. Give me one second.[br]If you want a diamond, you gotta give me 0:04:53.175,0:04:55.815 something. Alright, watch out. [br]Back off for one second. 0:04:55.815,0:04:59.115 Look. If you can make this four-block jump[br]I'll pay you one diamond. 0:04:59.115,0:05:02.305 Make this four-block jump?[br]Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to 0:05:02.305,0:05:04.435 do parkour? What do you even gain from [br]this? 0:05:04.435,0:05:07.285 Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen[br]anyone do it before. 0:05:07.285,0:05:08.445 I'd pay to see it done. 0:05:08.445,0:05:09.745 Okay, I'll take the offer. 0:05:09.745,0:05:12.475 Ugh, this is so annoying.[br]Alright, just give me a second. 0:05:12.475,0:05:14.475 I know it's possible, I've done it before. 0:05:14.475,0:05:16.105 I told you bro, it's not possible. 0:05:16.105,0:05:19.125 Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do[br]it in like 30 seconds. 0:05:19.125,0:05:22.151 Aaaand, there we go. Finally.[br]Look, I told you it was possible. 0:05:22.151,0:05:27.043 No way, that was actually incredible![br]Alright, well, I got my money's worth. 0:05:27.043,0:05:28.623 Let's go, I got paid for parkour! 0:05:28.623,0:05:31.463 If you want, I can keep making more [br]parkour for you to do 0:05:31.463,0:05:34.803 and I'll pay you for it. Are you kidding? [br]Dude, totally. 0:05:34.803,0:05:36.939 Alright, I'll be back here [br]tomorrow I guess. 0:05:36.939,0:05:38.269 And this is basically how 0:05:38.269,0:05:39.729 parkouring for money started. 0:05:39.729,0:05:41.749 The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's 0:05:41.749,0:05:43.569 house, he offered me way more diamonds 0:05:43.569,0:05:47.413 this time and he constructed an entire[br]parkour course outside of his house to do. 0:05:47.413,0:05:51.183 But little did we know that this parkour[br]course would completely change the way 0:05:51.183,0:05:52.233 that the world works. 0:05:52.233,0:05:55.563 Soon after this event, the parkour [br]civilisation began. 0:05:55.563,0:05:59.543 Now that I think about it, there's kind of[br]an unexplainable gap between those events 0:05:59.543,0:06:00.813 and now, but... oh well! 0:06:00.813,0:06:02.701 Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds. 0:06:02.701,0:06:06.701 Ah, another beautiful morning and I have[br]to parkour for some more raw chicken that 0:06:06.701,0:06:08.161 will make me starve even more. 0:06:08.161,0:06:09.561 Alright, alright, I'm here. 0:06:09.561,0:06:12.279 One block for raw chicken, one block[br]vertical for beef. 0:06:12.279,0:06:13.629 What are you choosing today? 0:06:13.629,0:06:17.419 Considering my neighbor just died for[br]going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with 0:06:17.419,0:06:18.359 the chicken again. 0:06:18.359,0:06:20.419 Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today 0:06:20.419,0:06:22.149 It's gonna be about 200 blocks west. 0:06:22.149,0:06:26.079 This was huge news. If there actually was [br]a ticket event today, I would need to go 0:06:26.079,0:06:29.829 for the beef. Ticket events are usually[br]far away and I would starve by the time 0:06:29.829,0:06:32.869 I got there if I chose the chicken. [br]But luckily I got the beef. 0:06:32.869,0:06:36.070 No way, you made that jump?[br]You might become a parkour pro one day. 0:06:36.070,0:06:38.861 Wait, you really think I could rank up to[br]be a parkour pro? 0:06:38.861,0:06:42.861 Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob.[br]You guys never rank up. 0:06:42.861,0:06:46.861 It's important to know that parkour pros[br]have really big egos and they like to put 0:06:46.861,0:06:47.997 down the parkour noobs. 0:06:47.997,0:06:51.997 This was an important day. This was only [br]the second time I've jumped for the beef 0:06:51.997,0:06:54.207 and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket. 0:06:54.207,0:06:57.597 The ticket events are so risky because[br]they're located so far away. 0:06:57.597,0:07:01.597 If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss[br]just one of these one-block jumps and my 0:07:01.597,0:07:04.452 entire chances of becoming a parkour pro[br]would be over. 0:07:04.452,0:07:06.502 But luckily, I made it to the ticket event 0:07:06.502,0:07:10.192 When I got here, there were only three[br]parkour noobs in line to do the parkour 0:07:10.192,0:07:14.192 course. Most noobs don't even show up for[br]the courses anymore because if you miss 0:07:14.192,0:07:16.442 one jump, you end up like this guy. 0:07:16.442,0:07:19.782 And that's the price you pay if you want[br]a ticket to be a parkour pro. 0:07:19.782,0:07:22.091 I watched as the second noob fell to the[br]void. 0:07:22.091,0:07:24.241 Hey man, do you think you could go [br]already? 0:07:24.241,0:07:26.681 I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm[br]gonna fall. 0:07:26.681,0:07:29.341 No, you don't need to be nervous. [br]I'm sure you're fine. 0:07:29.341,0:07:31.977 Oh, shoot... okay?[br]Never mind then. 0:07:31.977,0:07:34.828 Before going for it I wanted to study the[br]parkour course. 0:07:34.828,0:07:37.278 You see, every week, the ticket challenge[br]changes. 0:07:37.278,0:07:38.668 And it's completely random. 0:07:38.668,0:07:41.218 And this week's course was extremely[br]difficult. 0:07:41.218,0:07:45.218 There was a two-block jump to get to the[br]ticket and if you get it a two-block jump 0:07:45.218,0:07:46.138 to get out of it. 0:07:46.138,0:07:48.185 Here's the thing about parkour[br]civilization. 0:07:48.185,0:07:52.185 Parkour can be used for anything.[br]And that includes bribing parkour pros. 0:07:52.185,0:07:56.185 Check this out. If I do a parkour jump[br]with a 360 will you replace one of the 0:07:56.185,0:07:58.069 two-block jumps with a one-block jump? 0:07:58.069,0:08:02.250 You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360?[br]Fine. There's no way you're gonna make it 0:08:02.250,0:08:03.199 but I'll accept. 0:08:03.199,0:08:07.199 Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my[br]bribe and now I have another problem 0:08:07.199,0:08:09.809 I have to do a 360? [br]Have I even done this before? 0:08:09.809,0:08:12.209 Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it.[br]Please make it. 0:08:12.209,0:08:13.764 Oh, no way. I actually did it. 0:08:13.764,0:08:15.274 Alright, deal's a deal, right? 0:08:15.274,0:08:18.898 I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest[br]thing I've seen a parkour noob do. 0:08:18.898,0:08:21.011 Well, deal's a deal. Here you go. 0:08:21.011,0:08:24.131 Let's go. Now there was only one [br]two-block jump in the course. 0:08:24.131,0:08:26.641 Still gotta make the first two-block[br]jump, noob. 0:08:26.641,0:08:29.111 Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the[br]course, bro. 0:08:29.111,0:08:33.111 This was my best chance to finally earn a[br]ticket. If I actually get this ticket 0:08:33.111,0:08:37.351 I could access the parkour temple and make[br]my way up into a better life as a 0:08:37.351,0:08:39.711 parkour pro.[br]There was no turning back now. 0:08:39.711,0:08:41.103 I had to start the course. 0:08:41.103,0:08:44.279 Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with[br]diagonal jumps. 0:08:44.279,0:08:46.009 But somehow I got past it. 0:08:46.009,0:08:49.356 And now was the two-block jump. [br]This was life or death. 0:08:49.356,0:08:51.498 I closed my eyes and I went for it. 0:08:51.498,0:08:55.218 I expected to be falling thousands of feet[br]per second into the void but to my 0:08:55.218,0:08:58.219 surprise, I was standing on the platform[br]with the ticket. 0:08:58.219,0:09:01.979 And thanks to the deal I made with the[br]parkour pro, I only had a one-block jump 0:09:01.979,0:09:03.219 to get out of the course. 0:09:03.219,0:09:07.729 This was life changing. This was the first[br]time I've ever received a ticket to access 0:09:07.729,0:09:11.269 the parkour temple. And I promised myself [br]that I wasn't going to waste it. 0:09:11.269,0:09:14.299 I made my way over to the parkour temple. [br]I was in a good spot. 0:09:14.299,0:09:17.989 I had three full hunger bars which is the[br]most hunger a parkour noob can have. 0:09:17.989,0:09:22.337 This was it. There was no better time,[br]no more perfect time to try making the 0:09:22.337,0:09:25.204 parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro 0:09:25.204,0:09:28.672 I walked up to the hoppers in the ground[br]and I threw in my ticket. 0:09:28.672,0:09:33.229 After a few seconds the invisible barrier [br]that guards the parkour temple was down. 0:09:33.229,0:09:37.089 And now of course I had to make sure I[br]didn't fail the one-block jump to actually 0:09:37.089,0:09:38.149 get inside the temple. 0:09:38.149,0:09:42.933 I made the one-block jump successfully and[br]now I was officially inside the temple. 0:09:42.933,0:09:46.731 This was it. This was the moment I'd been[br]waiting for my entire life. 0:09:46.731,0:09:50.301 This was the parkour course that no[br]parkour noob has ever beaten. 0:09:50.301,0:09:54.001 If you miss any of these jumps, you'll[br]either die from fall damage or fall 0:09:54.001,0:09:55.320 directly into the void. 0:09:55.320,0:09:59.320 But I've come too far and I've practiced[br]too much to have that happen. 0:09:59.320,0:10:02.540 I wasn't just gonna be another parkour[br]noob that fails this course, 0:10:02.540,0:10:05.966 I was gonna be the first one to rank up to[br]become a parkour pro. 0:10:05.966,0:10:09.295 My journey to becoming a parkour pro[br]starts no- 0:10:11.278,0:10:14.231 Hey, wake up.[br]You want a chance to eat today or what? 0:10:14.231,0:10:15.880 Alright, let's get this over with. 0:10:15.880,0:10:18.998 Let's go! [br]Hurry up and do the parkour, noob. 0:10:18.998,0:10:22.493 Down here in parkour prison, even the[br]cells have one-block jumps. 0:10:22.493,0:10:27.622 If you miss a single jump or if a parkour[br]pro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds 0:10:27.622,0:10:29.189 you'll be thrown into the lava. 0:10:29.189,0:10:32.909 Alright, I gotta ask. You wanna do a[br]diagonal jump to reduce your prison 0:10:32.909,0:10:33.788 sentence time? 0:10:33.788,0:10:38.048 Most parkour noobs would never take this[br]deal. Diagonal jumps are just not worth 0:10:38.048,0:10:41.748 the risk. But I wasn't just gonna sit in[br]parkour prison my entire life. 0:10:41.748,0:10:45.418 If there was any chance I could get out[br]sooner, I was gonna take it. 0:10:45.418,0:10:49.418 That was unexpected. Congrats![br]You've earned one day off your prison time 0:10:49.418,0:10:56.733 That means you go from 49 years and 320[br]days to 49 years and 319 days left. 0:10:56.733,0:11:00.883 This is how my life is gonna be for the[br]next 49 years in parkour prison. 0:11:00.883,0:11:04.883 That is, unless I find a way to get to[br]that portal and make my way back to 0:11:04.883,0:11:06.248 parkour civilization. 0:11:06.248,0:11:10.764 Parkour prison is located directly under[br]the bottom layer of parkour civilization. 0:11:10.764,0:11:14.919 If a parkour noob misses any jump, they[br]fall into the void and end up here. 0:11:14.919,0:11:19.319 And the only way back to civilization is[br]to spend 50 years here without failing a 0:11:19.319,0:11:22.530 jump. Before I was sent here I never knew[br]this place existed. 0:11:22.530,0:11:27.533 And I was so close to becoming a parkour[br]pro. My entire life I've been training for 0:11:27.533,0:11:31.533 one goal, and that's to go to the temple[br]of parkour and complete the impossible 0:11:31.533,0:11:34.273 course to rank up to become a parkour pro. 0:11:34.273,0:11:38.113 I had everything. I earned the ticket to[br]get inside the temple and I had enough 0:11:38.113,0:11:41.812 food to make the journey. But when the [br]time came, I failed the first jump. 0:11:41.812,0:11:45.995 And now I'm dea... what the?[br]Where am I? 0:11:45.995,0:11:50.347 Welcome to parkour prison or as most noobs[br]call it their worst nightmare. 0:11:50.347,0:11:53.057 If you'll just follow me I'll take you[br]right to your cell. 0:11:53.057,0:11:58.446 Parkour prison? What is this place? [br]I don't get it, how am I still alive? 0:11:58.446,0:12:02.476 Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss[br]any of these one-block jumps 'cause if you 0:12:02.476,0:12:04.836 fall in the lava you will die for real[br]this time. 0:12:04.836,0:12:08.154 Oh yeah, not a problem. I've never missed[br]a one-block jump in my life. 0:12:08.154,0:12:11.253 What I didn't get is why parkour prison[br]existed. 0:12:11.253,0:12:15.514 Instead of letting the parkour noobs just[br]fall into the void, somehow this massive 0:12:15.514,0:12:19.514 structure was made under the void to catch[br]us, but why? 0:12:19.514,0:12:21.971 Alright noob, this is your cell. [br]Go on in. 0:12:21.971,0:12:25.707 All of the cells in parkour prison were[br]separated by a three-block gap. 0:12:25.707,0:12:29.377 Meaning once I went inside this cell,[br]I would never be able to escape. 0:12:29.377,0:12:31.816 But that wasn't gonna stop me from trying. 0:12:31.816,0:12:35.338 Make sure you're doing at least one jump[br]in your cell every 30 seconds. 0:12:35.338,0:12:38.748 If one of us catches you not jumping,[br]you're not making it out of here. 0:12:38.748,0:12:42.533 Just minutes before this I was about to[br]rank up to be a parkour pro. 0:12:42.533,0:12:46.533 And now, I'm in the most dangerous place[br]in parkour civilization. 0:12:46.533,0:12:49.890 As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob[br]right now in parkour prison. 0:12:49.890,0:12:52.611 My guess is most of them by now fell in[br]the lava. 0:12:52.611,0:12:55.951 Wait, there's actually someone here![br]Let's go, I'm not alone down here. 0:12:55.951,0:12:57.981 Wait, why does this guy look familiar? 0:12:57.981,0:12:59.821 He's been my neighbor for five years. 0:12:59.951,0:13:02.417 No! Why did you try going for the beef! 0:13:02.417,0:13:06.107 No way, it is my neighbor. Wow, I'm so[br]glad I'm not alone down here. 0:13:06.107,0:13:08.795 I ju-[br]No! Dude, what is wrong with this guy? 0:13:08.795,0:13:11.465 Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose[br]at this point. 0:13:11.465,0:13:15.515 The only thing that's better about parkour[br]prison is they feed us fish instead of raw 0:13:15.515,0:13:16.215 chicken. 0:13:16.215,0:13:19.205 Hey, noob, let's go. [br]You've been selected for parkour testing. 0:13:19.205,0:13:20.553 Be down there in 30 seconds. 0:13:20.553,0:13:24.702 And this is one of the not so good parts[br]about prison. The random parkour testing. 0:13:24.702,0:13:26.783 Bro, wait! You didn't even fill in this[br]gap. 0:13:26.783,0:13:29.318 Oh man, now I gotta do another one-block[br]jump. 0:13:29.318,0:13:32.928 If you're a prisoner here, the only thing[br]you hope for is that you don't get 0:13:32.928,0:13:34.816 selected for random parkour testing. 0:13:34.816,0:13:38.816 Every few days, the pros will pick a noob[br]at random to test out a new course they 0:13:38.816,0:13:42.476 built. This time, the course I was[br]selected for had fence parkour. 0:13:42.476,0:13:46.374 If I failed to make this one-block fence [br]jump, I wouldn't be coming back. 0:13:46.374,0:13:48.899 Let's go, we don't have all day.[br]Get on the course. 0:13:48.899,0:13:50.511 Yes sir, I'm going right now. 0:13:50.511,0:13:54.241 The worst part about these random courses[br]is that they intentionally use harder 0:13:54.241,0:13:58.080 blocks for the jumps. The pros know that[br]the noobs have almost no experience with 0:13:58.080,0:14:00.053 fence jumps, but they built them anyways. 0:14:00.053,0:14:03.153 Alright, testing complete. Back to your[br]cell in 30 seconds. 0:14:03.153,0:14:06.853 By some miracle, I was able to get past[br]this week's random testing course. 0:14:06.853,0:14:09.373 But what about the next week? [br]Or the week after that? 0:14:09.373,0:14:12.493 There's gonna be some day when they build[br]a jump that I can't do. 0:14:12.493,0:14:14.843 And I need to get out of here before that[br]happens. 0:14:14.843,0:14:17.623 Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to [br]make my escape. 0:14:17.623,0:14:20.973 Back in parkour civilization, I used[br]parkour to bribe one of the pros. 0:14:20.973,0:14:22.613 And now, I was gonna do it again. 0:14:22.613,0:14:23.343 Hey, guard! 0:14:23.343,0:14:24.403 What do you want noob? 0:14:24.403,0:14:27.003 I got something to show you, could you[br]come over here? 0:14:27.003,0:14:30.013 This better be worth my time, [br]or I'm not feeding you tomorrow. 0:14:30.013,0:14:30.733 Okay, what? 0:14:30.733,0:14:34.195 Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask [br]you if I could pay you in, uh, 0:14:34.195,0:14:37.356 three diagonal jumps in a row for five [br]minutes of free time? 0:14:37.356,0:14:38.956 Three in a row? 0:14:38.956,0:14:40.826 Yup, three in a row.[br]What do you think? 0:14:40.826,0:14:44.294 You're definitely not making that.[br]But it's not like I care anyways. 0:14:44.294,0:14:45.094 Sure. 0:14:45.094,0:14:48.426 Like always, parkour can be used to get[br]out of any situation. 0:14:48.426,0:14:52.326 But now, I had one chance to make three[br]diagonal jumps in a row. 0:14:52.326,0:14:53.256 Or else I was dead. 0:14:53.256,0:14:55.638 Come on.[br]One, two, three! 0:14:55.638,0:14:57.735 Oh wait, I actually did it! 0:14:57.735,0:15:01.608 Okay, five minutes of free time.[br]But you better be back in your cell by the 0:15:01.608,0:15:02.448 time I get back. 0:15:02.448,0:15:06.798 The bribe worked. Now, I had five minutes[br]to roam around parkour prison to see if I 0:15:06.798,0:15:08.214 could find a way to escape. 0:15:08.214,0:15:11.263 I had no clue what was gonna happen to me[br]after I escaped. 0:15:11.263,0:15:13.783 But I didn't have time to think about that[br]right now. 0:15:13.783,0:15:17.703 When I jumped around the prison, I noticed[br]someone doing the random testing course. 0:15:17.703,0:15:19.353 Wait, is that who I think it is? 0:15:19.353,0:15:21.983 No, you don't need to be nervous. [br]I'm sure you're fine. 0:15:21.983,0:15:22.683 Oh... 0:15:22.683,0:15:25.803 No way, it is the guy who failed the [br]ticket event in front of me. 0:15:25.803,0:15:29.593 That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up[br]these glass jumps and makes it back to 0:15:29.593,0:15:30.293 civilization. 0:15:30.293,0:15:31.003 Oh! 0:15:31.003,0:15:34.693 Something was strange about this testing[br]course. Why were they using glass for 0:15:34.693,0:15:37.853 parkour? Glass jumps aren't even a thing[br]at the parkour noob level. 0:15:37.853,0:15:41.693 If noobs have never done glass jumps, why[br]would they use them to test the jumps? 0:15:41.693,0:15:43.073 I just gotta get out of here. 0:15:43.073,0:15:45.733 I bet you're trying to think of a plan to[br]escape, right? 0:15:45.733,0:15:47.673 What? Escape?[br]What are you talking about? 0:15:47.673,0:15:49.123 I would never try to escape. 0:15:49.123,0:15:52.899 You're not? I was gonna take you to the [br]portal, but if you don't want to... 0:15:52.899,0:15:55.518 This obviously seems like you're trying[br]to set me up. 0:15:55.518,0:16:00.026 It's not a set up. No one says you have[br]to stay here, you can leave at any time. 0:16:00.026,0:16:01.896 Just follow me and I'll take you there. 0:16:01.896,0:16:05.334 I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap,[br]but it doesn't matter. 0:16:05.334,0:16:07.994 If he gets me close to the portal[br]I'll try to improvise. 0:16:07.994,0:16:11.301 If this guard was leading me into a trap,[br]I couldn't see what it was. 0:16:11.301,0:16:13.625 He was already getting me so close to the[br]portal. 0:16:13.625,0:16:17.475 At this point, I was just gonna have to[br]take a chance and hope that he was telling 0:16:17.475,0:16:21.305 me the truth. I was now five blocks away[br]from going back to parkour civilization. 0:16:21.305,0:16:25.475 You can leave now, if you accept terms[br]that you can never earn a ticket to rank 0:16:25.475,0:16:28.126 up to become a parkour pro for the rest[br]of your life. 0:16:28.126,0:16:32.576 Wait, your'e saying if I go back to[br]parkour civilization now, I can never be a 0:16:32.576,0:16:33.471 parkour pro? 0:16:33.471,0:16:37.789 That's correct. Or you can wait out the [br]remainder of your 49 years here in prison. 0:16:37.789,0:16:41.220 So this was the catch. I could leave[br]parkour prison right now. 0:16:41.220,0:16:43.990 But in return, I could never become a[br]parkour pro. 0:16:43.990,0:16:47.333 Or I could try to survive here for another[br]49 years. 0:16:47.333,0:16:50.265 It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to[br]get out of here. 0:16:50.265,0:16:52.727 Okay, I've made my decision. [br]I'm gonna go back. 0:16:52.727,0:16:54.685 So you accept! [br]Good luck. 0:16:54.685,0:16:56.487 This was it.[br]The work was done. 0:16:56.487,0:16:59.348 I escaped parkour prison.[br]But at what cost? 0:16:59.348,0:17:02.912 Leaving now meant that I would be a[br]noob for the rest of my life. 0:17:02.912,0:17:06.525 When I went through the portal, I was[br]brought back into parkour civilization. 0:17:06.525,0:17:09.537 The portal spawned me at the entrance[br]of the temple of parkour. 0:17:09.537,0:17:13.337 This was probably the last time I would [br]ever step foot in this temple. 0:17:13.337,0:17:16.471 I had my chance to rank up to become a pro[br]and I failed. 0:17:16.471,0:17:19.061 Now, I can never earn a ticket ever again. 0:17:19.061,0:17:22.771 You know, it's not the worst thing in the[br]world. Now, I can just go back to my 0:17:22.771,0:17:24.597 ordinary life in parkour civilization. 0:17:24.597,0:17:28.417 You know, now that I think about it,[br]it's not the worst situation in the world. 0:17:28.417,0:17:30.477 I mean, at least I still have my mansion. 0:17:30.477,0:17:32.760 Wait, who is this?[br]I still own this house, right? 0:17:32.760,0:17:35.473 No, you don't.[br]This house no longer belongs to you. 0:17:35.473,0:17:39.835 This parkour noob just purchased this new[br]manison, so you'll have to leave now. 0:17:39.835,0:17:42.935 Wait wait wait, this guy just bought my[br]house? How can he do that? 0:17:42.935,0:17:46.473 Well, you fell and went to parkour prison[br]so you lost the house. 0:17:46.473,0:17:49.063 When you were down there, this parkour[br]noob bought it. 0:17:49.063,0:17:51.953 Bro, really? Wow, so I really don't own[br]this house anymore. 0:17:51.953,0:17:52.797 Well this guy- 0:17:53.577,0:17:54.527 Uh... 0:17:54.527,0:17:55.933 Okay, it's for sale now. 0:17:55.933,0:17:58.262 Let's go! So I can move back into my[br]house? 0:17:58.262,0:18:00.078 After you buy it again, sure. 0:18:00.078,0:18:02.668 Wait, really? Are you serious?[br]I have to buy it again? 0:18:02.668,0:18:06.388 I went back to the shop to go buy my[br]mansion again, but while I was at parkour 0:18:06.388,0:18:07.858 prison something bad happened. 0:18:07.858,0:18:10.569 The prices for houses in my neighborhood[br]went way up. 0:18:10.569,0:18:14.569 Now if I wanted to buy my mansion, I would[br]have had to pay for it with a two-block 0:18:14.569,0:18:18.109 jump. It was too risky. I was gonna have [br]to find somewhere else to live. 0:18:18.109,0:18:21.065 Fortunately, I found another shop that was[br]selling wood houses. 0:18:21.065,0:18:24.525 A bit of a downgrade from the stone house[br]but it was all I could afford. 0:18:24.525,0:18:28.288 I could either do a one-block fence jump[br]for a small house or a one and a half 0:18:28.288,0:18:29.982 block stair jump for a large house. 0:18:29.982,0:18:33.832 I figured if I'm gonna be living on the[br]noob level for my entire life, I might as 0:18:33.832,0:18:34.952 well buy the big house. 0:18:34.952,0:18:38.952 Luckily, escaping parkour prison gave me[br]the confidence to make the jump easily. 0:18:38.952,0:18:43.322 Now, I got a mansion in a new neighborhood[br]where not to my surprise, everyone fell 0:18:43.322,0:18:45.369 into the void, [br]so it's just me living here. 0:18:45.369,0:18:48.759 The house is definitely a bit of a [br]downgrade from my previous mansion, 0:18:48.759,0:18:52.469 but it's still a two-storey house and it[br]has a painting, which is something you 0:18:52.469,0:18:54.919 don't really see that often in parkour[br]civilization. 0:18:54.919,0:18:58.739 I just keep wondering what my life would[br]have been like if I actually made it to 0:18:58.739,0:18:59.899 the pro civilization. 0:18:59.899,0:19:03.189 Now, I don't think I'll ever figure out[br]what it looks like out there. 0:19:03.189,0:19:05.040 I just wish that-[br]Woah! What was that? 0:19:05.040,0:19:08.900 When I went to sit in my chair, I backed[br]up against the wall and there was nothing 0:19:08.900,0:19:11.220 behind me. This painting was covering [br]something. 0:19:11.220,0:19:14.130 I walked through the painting and it[br]revealed a secret door. 0:19:14.130,0:19:17.000 For some reason, this house I bought had[br]some hidden passage. 0:19:17.000,0:19:20.566 Whoever made this was obviously trying to[br]hide something. But what was it? 0:19:20.566,0:19:24.166 There was a ladder that led to the bottom[br]floor. And when I got down there, 0:19:24.166,0:19:25.031 I found a man. 0:19:25.591,0:19:29.591 Somehow there was already someone living[br]here. But by their leather boots, I could 0:19:29.591,0:19:32.505 tell it was a parkour noob. [br]This was obviously some mistake. 0:19:32.505,0:19:34.015 I went to go leave, but then- 0:19:34.015,0:19:35.765 Wait, don't leave. 0:19:35.765,0:19:38.668 The man spoke to me.[br]He said he's been watching me. 0:19:38.668,0:19:42.925 I watched you enter the temple of parkour.[br]I think you have what it takes to rank up. 0:19:42.925,0:19:46.652 I'm sorry man, I think you're confused.[br]I can never earn a ticket anymore. 0:19:46.652,0:19:48.860 I'm gonna be a parkour noob forever. 0:19:48.860,0:19:51.969 No, there is still a way I can get you a[br]ticket. 0:19:51.969,0:19:54.376 Wait wait wait, what are you [br]talking about? 0:19:54.376,0:19:57.997 When I was younger I earned myself a [br]ticket, but I never used it. 0:19:57.997,0:20:00.173 Instead, I hid it far far away. 0:20:00.173,0:20:04.628 The old man said it wasn't his destiny to[br]rank up to be a pro, but it was mine. 0:20:04.628,0:20:08.498 He brought out a compass and he threw it[br]to me. He told me that if I followed this 0:20:08.498,0:20:10.348 compass, I'll find the hidden ticket. 0:20:10.348,0:20:14.288 This was the second chance I was looking[br]for. I had no way of knowing whether the 0:20:14.288,0:20:18.068 old man was telling the truth or not, but[br]at this point, I had nothing to lose. 0:20:18.068,0:20:21.538 Maybe this works, maybe it doesn't.[br]All I know is that I wasn't done with 0:20:21.538,0:20:23.157 parkour civilization just yet. 0:20:24.543,0:20:27.350 Come on, just one jump at a time and I[br]should be there soon. 0:20:27.350,0:20:28.873 Where do you think you're going? 0:20:28.873,0:20:30.043 Ugh, this can't be good. 0:20:30.043,0:20:32.613 This is a parkour checkpoint.[br]Why do you want to leave 0:20:32.613,0:20:33.623 parkour civilization? 0:20:33.623,0:20:37.483 If the pro found out why I was really out[br]here, I might go back to parkour prison. 0:20:37.483,0:20:38.793 I was gonna need an excuse. 0:20:38.793,0:20:41.823 I, uh, just wanted to practice my[br]two-block jumps. 0:20:41.823,0:20:44.343 Listen, noob. [br]Out there, you'd never survive. 0:20:44.343,0:20:47.783 Besides, what do you need to practice for?[br]You can never rank up, buddy. 0:20:47.783,0:20:51.783 Despite my convincing story, it didn't[br]work. I was in big trouble now. 0:20:51.783,0:20:55.139 Following this compass is the only[br]possible way I can make it up to the 0:20:55.139,0:20:58.568 parkour pro civilization. I was gonna[br]have to try something else. 0:20:58.568,0:20:59.898 I told you to go home. 0:20:59.898,0:21:02.108 What if I paid you with a backwards jump? 0:21:02.108,0:21:03.349 A backwards jump? 0:21:03.349,0:21:06.359 Okay, at least he's listening,[br]and now I get one chance at this- 0:21:06.359,0:21:09.273 Woah! Oh my god, I actually made it![br]That was crazy. 0:21:09.273,0:21:12.839 Wait, no, that was crazy.[br]Move aside and let me try this. 0:21:12.839,0:21:14.849 You got it! Just make sure you jump[br]far en- 0:21:14.849,0:21:18.919 Oh, shoot! That was not my plan.[br]I thought he was just gonna let me pass. 0:21:19.049,0:21:21.189 Uh, alright. Well, I guess that works. 0:21:21.189,0:21:24.929 Now that I made it past the parkour[br]checkpoint it was time to go searching for 0:21:24.929,0:21:28.709 the hidden ticket. That's assuming that[br]the ticket I'm looking for is even real. 0:21:28.709,0:21:32.649 After the mysterious old man gave me this[br]compass and told me that it would lead to 0:21:32.649,0:21:36.649 a ticket to rank up to parkour pro[br]civilization, I immediately started 0:21:36.649,0:21:39.799 preparing for the journey because this[br]time, I wasn't gonna fail. 0:21:39.799,0:21:42.630 The biggest problem I had to solve was my[br]food supply. 0:21:42.630,0:21:47.138 Parkour noobs only get fed once a day.[br]And if this compass was taking me far away 0:21:47.138,0:21:49.638 there was no way I would survive on the[br]raw chicken. 0:21:49.638,0:21:53.148 So for the past week, I've been doing the[br]beef jump every single morning. 0:21:53.148,0:21:57.088 And for the rest of the day, I tried not[br]to parkour at all so I could save the food 0:21:57.088,0:21:58.868 but that's when I almost got caught. 0:21:58.868,0:22:00.430 Hold up, what was that sound? 0:22:00.430,0:22:02.210 Oh no, I'm starving. [br]This isn't good. 0:22:02.210,0:22:05.388 Why are you taking damage?[br]Are you starving? 0:22:05.388,0:22:11.388 Starving? Hah, no... I'm just in pain [br]because I love parkour so much and I wish 0:22:11.388,0:22:12.738 I could do it all the time? 0:22:12.738,0:22:16.234 Oh man, sorry to hear that. Yeah, love [br]hurts. Well, hope you feel better. 0:22:16.234,0:22:18.873 By some miracle, the parkour pro bought[br]my excuse. 0:22:18.873,0:22:22.393 If the pro stayed around for any longer,[br]I might have starved to death. 0:22:22.393,0:22:26.023 I had to eat the piece of beef that I just[br]jumped for, but it didn't matter. 0:22:26.023,0:22:27.473 I had already prepared enough. 0:22:27.473,0:22:31.916 By rationing my food, I was able to save[br]up four pieces of beef for the journey. 0:22:31.916,0:22:36.156 I had no clue whether this would be enough[br]food to survive the trip, but the old man 0:22:36.156,0:22:39.752 said I had everything I needed.[br]So I guess I was just gonna have to trust 0:22:39.752,0:22:40.452 him again. 0:22:40.452,0:22:42.818 Now, it was time to go searching for the[br]ticket. 0:22:42.818,0:22:46.818 Crossing this line of stone means I'm[br]heading into the parkour outskirts. 0:22:46.818,0:22:51.503 No noob including myself has ever been out[br]here, and probably for a good reason. 0:22:51.503,0:22:55.503 All I know is that the further away you[br]get from parkour civilization, the more 0:22:55.503,0:22:59.230 dangerous the jumps become.[br]Already, I was starting to see huge chunks 0:22:59.230,0:23:00.363 of parkour missing. 0:23:00.363,0:23:04.505 No one knows how the outskirts came to be[br]like this. Or at least no one down here 0:23:04.505,0:23:08.505 knows. Unfortunately, the compass kept[br]taking me further and further away from 0:23:08.505,0:23:12.734 parkour civilization. The old man must've[br]hid the ticket out here knowing that no 0:23:12.734,0:23:16.924 parkour pro would ever go this deep to[br]retrieve it. I was running out of time. 0:23:16.924,0:23:21.104 I had already been jumping for hours and[br]now, I'm down to one piece of raw beef 0:23:21.104,0:23:25.404 left. And still, I found nothing.[br]That was, until I saw something in the 0:23:25.404,0:23:29.404 distance. I had no way of knowing, but I[br]had a feeling that this was what I was 0:23:29.404,0:23:33.404 looking for. In all my time here in[br]parkour civilization, I have never seen 0:23:33.404,0:23:37.604 anything like this. This couldn't be a [br]coincidence. Which means I was gonna have 0:23:37.604,0:23:39.014 to go parkour to the top. 0:23:39.014,0:23:43.014 I haven't really prepared for anything[br]like this. Vertical jumps don't exist 0:23:43.014,0:23:47.014 naturally down here. They only place I've[br]seen vertical jumps is when I jump for 0:23:47.014,0:23:50.416 food. Luckily, I made it to the top[br]without falling into the void. 0:23:50.416,0:23:53.816 I didn't see anything at first glance.[br]But when I pulled out my compass, 0:23:53.816,0:23:55.013 I was in the right place. 0:23:55.013,0:23:59.298 I didn't get it. The compass was pointing[br]me to the exact block I was standing on. 0:23:59.298,0:24:04.699 The ticket should be here. Unless the old[br]man hid the ticket out of sight and put it 0:24:04.699,0:24:05.777 underground. 0:24:05.777,0:24:10.227 If I broke this grass block and a parkour[br]pro catches me, I would for sure be going 0:24:10.227,0:24:12.108 back to prison for life this time. 0:24:12.108,0:24:15.399 But if I'm gonna have any shot at[br]making it up to the parkour pro 0:24:15.399,0:24:17.564 civilization, I'm gonna take that chance. 0:24:17.564,0:24:18.899 Well, here goes nothing. 0:24:18.899,0:24:21.678 I broke the block and underground,[br]there was a chest. 0:24:21.678,0:24:24.272 I couldn't believe it![br]I'd actually found the ticket! 0:24:24.272,0:24:28.412 But when I opened the chest, something[br]was wrong. There was no ticket to be found 0:24:28.412,0:24:32.962 just a barrier. The old man lied to me.[br]There was no ticket to get up to the 0:24:32.962,0:24:37.282 pro civilization. Why would he send me all[br]the way out here to get a barrier block? 0:24:37.282,0:24:40.551 This didn't make any sense.[br]The old man knew I would risk my entire 0:24:40.551,0:24:45.095 life for a ticket, but he set me up.[br]There had to be some explanation for this. 0:24:45.095,0:24:49.385 Well, if I'm lucky to survive the trip[br]back, I can ask him why he sent me all the 0:24:49.385,0:24:53.385 way out here just to get a barrier block.[br]Which is also illegal to have. 0:24:53.535,0:24:57.095 By some miracle, I made it back to the[br]parkour checkpoint without falling. 0:24:57.095,0:25:00.458 Hey, you, you were the last one to see the[br]pro stationed here. 0:25:00.458,0:25:01.586 What happened to him? 0:25:01.586,0:25:06.326 Oh, I uh, well I showed him a backwards[br]jump and then he tried it for himself 0:25:06.326,0:25:07.131 and then fell. 0:25:07.131,0:25:10.339 You? A backwards jump? Are you serious? 0:25:10.339,0:25:11.665 Uh, yeah? 0:25:11.665,0:25:14.336 Okay, now I have to try.[br]So you just go backwards? 0:25:14.336,0:25:17.269 Oh! O...kay? [br]And he's gone too... 0:25:17.269,0:25:18.719 Am I gonna be blamed for this? 0:25:18.719,0:25:22.609 Fortunately, I made it back to my house [br]and no parkour pro has caught me with the 0:25:22.609,0:25:23.379 barrier block. 0:25:23.379,0:25:27.379 Now, it's time to ask this old man why in[br]the world he sent me out there to retrieve 0:25:27.379,0:25:28.099 this. 0:25:28.099,0:25:30.509 Alright, bro. Are you gonna explain to me[br]why the- 0:25:30.509,0:25:31.229 What the? 0:25:31.229,0:25:34.559 When I got down to the basement, the old[br]man was nowhere to be found. 0:25:34.559,0:25:36.679 All that was left was a hole in the ground 0:25:36.679,0:25:41.220 Did he jump into the void on purpose?[br]I don't understand what's going on. 0:25:41.220,0:25:44.700 But that's when I paid attention to the[br]item that was left on the ground. 0:25:44.700,0:25:49.301 I knew what it was before I even picked it[br]up. It was a ticket to rank up to become a 0:25:49.301,0:25:54.269 parkour pro. The old man had it on him the[br]entire time but still sent me to retrieve 0:25:54.269,0:25:58.385 the barrier block? The old man wanted me [br]to find this barrier for a reason. 0:25:58.385,0:26:02.636 And now, this was the sign that I was[br]ready to rank up to become a parkour pro. 0:26:02.636,0:26:04.973 It was time to head to the parkour temple. 0:26:04.973,0:26:08.901 I made my way back to the place that I[br]never thought I'd step foot in again. 0:26:08.901,0:26:12.901 The place where no parkour noob in history[br]has ever made it out alive. 0:26:12.901,0:26:15.201 I went ahead and ate my last piece of beef 0:26:15.201,0:26:17.793 Just like last time, I was in such a[br]perfect spot. 0:26:17.793,0:26:21.350 Three full bars of hunger is exactly what[br]I need to make it to the top. 0:26:21.350,0:26:25.656 The barrier guarding the temple was up, so[br]I threw in my ticket and the entrance to 0:26:25.656,0:26:27.706 the parkour temple was now open. 0:26:27.706,0:26:31.396 All I had to do now was do something that[br]I totally never do, and that's fail 0:26:31.396,0:26:32.363 one-block jumps. 0:26:32.363,0:26:34.953 Okay, I made the first jump. That's always[br]a good sign. 0:26:34.953,0:26:38.473 This time around was different.[br]I wasn't gonna let the pressure get to me. 0:26:38.473,0:26:42.413 I was gonna be the first noob to ever rank[br]up to the pro civilization. 0:26:42.413,0:26:44.936 Ah, no. Looking at this jump is giving me[br]flashbacks. 0:26:45.186,0:26:48.891 My journey to becoming a parkour pro[br]starts no- 0:26:49.201,0:26:53.201 No. This time was different.[br]I successfully made the first jump and for 0:26:53.201,0:26:56.830 the first time in my life, I was actually[br]on the parkour course. 0:26:56.830,0:26:59.929 Now, all I had to do was just take it one[br]jump at a time. 0:26:59.929,0:27:02.014 The first section was the stone blocks. 0:27:02.014,0:27:05.814 So far, I've only encountered one-block[br]vertical jumps, but they were nothing I 0:27:05.814,0:27:09.624 couldn't handle. Even though I had been on[br]the course for a good amount of time, 0:27:09.624,0:27:11.994 I was still ways away from making it to[br]the top. 0:27:11.994,0:27:15.724 After I passed the stone block section, [br]I moved on to the stone slab section. 0:27:15.724,0:27:19.634 Slabs aren't too common in the noob level[br]of parkour civilization, but luckily this 0:27:19.634,0:27:23.124 section wasn't too hard. But it was the[br]next section I was worried about. 0:27:23.124,0:27:23.974 The stair jumps. 0:27:23.974,0:27:27.974 This next jump I had to complete was by[br]far the hardest jump I've ever seen. 0:27:27.974,0:27:30.995 It was a two-block jump, but I had to go[br]up half a block. 0:27:30.995,0:27:34.845 But I didn't come all this way to give up.[br]I went for the jump, but I jumped too 0:27:34.845,0:27:39.035 early. I thought this was it, but by some[br]miracle, a block below me broke my fall. 0:27:39.035,0:27:42.905 And I only took two and a half hearts of [br]damage. But that was too close to call. 0:27:42.905,0:27:46.575 If I was even the slightest bit off, [br]I could have been all the way down there 0:27:46.575,0:27:47.275 in the void. 0:27:47.275,0:27:51.285 On my second time around, I made the jump.[br]That stair jump essentially marked the end 0:27:51.285,0:27:54.029 of the stair section. And now, I was on[br]the stone walls. 0:27:54.029,0:27:58.029 Walls were almost never seen at the noob[br]level. But fortunately, I didn't see 0:27:58.029,0:28:00.949 anything bigger than a one-block jump for[br]the rest of the way. 0:28:00.949,0:28:04.949 All I had to do was sneak and stay on the[br]course. And that's when I got to the point 0:28:04.949,0:28:06.099 when the jumps stopped. 0:28:06.099,0:28:09.332 I was so high off the ground now, but I [br]knew I was at the end. 0:28:09.332,0:28:13.682 I climbed up the stairs until I was face[br]to face with the entrance to the parkour 0:28:13.682,0:28:18.240 pro civilization. This was it, I was about[br]to be the first noob in history to rank up 0:28:18.240,0:28:22.446 But then, the realization hit me.[br]The last jump to get to the parkour pro 0:28:22.446,0:28:26.646 civilization was a three-block jump.[br]It was impossible. 0:28:26.646,0:28:29.975 This was why no noob has ever ranked up[br]to become a pro. 0:28:29.975,0:28:32.104 The course was impossible to begin with. 0:28:32.104,0:28:35.784 But then, I remembered the barrier.[br]This is what the old man wanted me to 0:28:35.784,0:28:39.161 use it for. He knew the course was[br]impossible and he wanted to give me a 0:28:39.161,0:28:40.151 chance to rank up. 0:28:40.151,0:28:43.405 I placed down the barrier block and I made[br]the two-block jump. 0:28:43.405,0:28:45.725 I did it! I actually did it! 0:28:45.725,0:28:49.074 I was the first noob in history to ever[br]complete this course. 0:28:49.074,0:28:52.176 No one at the bottom level knows what[br]society is like up here. 0:28:52.176,0:28:54.655 And I was gonna be the first one to[br]figure it out. 0:28:54.655,0:28:56.125 What was it gonna be like? 0:28:56.125,0:28:58.573 Was I actually gonna be able to see[br]the sky? 0:28:58.573,0:29:00.023 Well, I guess we'll find out. 0:29:00.023,0:29:04.352 I walked up to the stone walls and the[br]doors opened, revealing a room I've never 0:29:04.352,0:29:05.712 seen anything like before. 0:29:05.712,0:29:08.762 I turned the corner and I saw a parkour[br]pro just standing there. 0:29:08.762,0:29:09.980 Uh, hi! 0:29:09.980,0:29:13.580 What the, who are you?[br]Where did you come from? 0:29:13.580,0:29:15.090 I'm the only one working here. 0:29:15.090,0:29:19.301 I... came from the noob level.[br]I just beat the course and ranked up. 0:29:19.301,0:29:23.783 Wow, um.. I was not expecting this. [br]I'm not sure what to do here. 0:29:23.783,0:29:26.897 Uh, just go over there and throw your[br]leather boots in the lava. 0:29:26.897,0:29:28.878 Alright, time to get my iron boots! 0:29:28.878,0:29:35.109 Yes sir, one ranked up. A noob by the name[br]of Evbo. Yes sir, I'll keep an eye on him. 0:29:35.109,0:29:38.739 And that was it. That was the last time I[br]would ever wear leather boots again 0:29:38.739,0:29:39.942 for the rest of my life. 0:29:39.942,0:29:42.699 From the looks of it, I only had one more[br]lava jump to go. 0:29:42.699,0:29:46.347 But this time, there were dispensers.[br]I backed up and jumped over the lava 0:29:46.347,0:29:50.696 and I was equipped with iron boots.[br]I was officially a parkour pro! 0:29:50.696,0:29:53.928 After I went through, I saw one more jump[br]that led to some barrels. 0:29:53.928,0:29:54.908 What is this for? 0:29:54.908,0:29:57.961 It's for food. You only have to pay one[br]jump for two steak here. 0:29:57.961,0:30:00.584 Only a one-block jump for food?[br]That's amazing! 0:30:00.584,0:30:03.893 I opened the barrel to see something that[br]I've never seen before. 0:30:03.893,0:30:06.500 Cooked... meat? In all of these! 0:30:06.500,0:30:10.639 In my entire life living on the noob level[br]I've never seen a piece of cooked beef. 0:30:10.639,0:30:14.202 And now, as a parkour pro, I could fully[br]replenish my hunger bar. 0:30:14.202,0:30:17.896 And that meant I could sprint now.[br]Oh man, this is crazy. 0:30:17.896,0:30:22.146 Congratulations on becoming a parkour pro.[br]You can now head up those steps and begin 0:30:22.146,0:30:24.476 your life in parkour pro civilization. 0:30:24.476,0:30:26.676 Those were the exact words I wanted to [br]hear. 0:30:26.676,0:30:30.336 This is it! When I walk up these steps, I[br]will be at the top level of parkour 0:30:30.336,0:30:31.036 civilization. 0:30:31.036,0:30:35.036 When I walked into the temple, I [br]immediately saw massive statues. 0:30:35.036,0:30:38.366 These statues looked like they were[br]showing the parkour noobs and the 0:30:38.366,0:30:41.606 parkour pros. They even had their boots [br]on. This place is insane! 0:30:41.606,0:30:43.317 I've never seen anything like this. 0:30:43.317,0:30:47.568 I mean, look at these statu-[br]What the? Gold boots? 0:30:47.568,0:30:52.022 Who wears gold boots?[br]This doesn't make any sense. 0:30:52.022,0:30:58.184 What is this? Am I not at the top of[br]parkour civilization? 0:30:59.589,0:31:00.849 Hey, parkour delivery. 0:31:00.858,0:31:03.775 Let's go, my parkour delivery is here! 0:31:04.056,0:31:05.356 Now that I'm a parkour pro, 0:31:05.436,0:31:07.536 I can get parkour delivered to my house. 0:31:07.691,0:31:11.234 Hey, did you order parkour construction[br]to this house? Yes sir, that's me. 0:31:11.234,0:31:15.234 I ordered the six-block-tall slime jump[br]to my bedroom. Sounds good! 0:31:15.234,0:31:18.564 Where do you want it built?[br]Uh let's see, I think this would be a good 0:31:18.564,0:31:21.104 place for it.[br]You think you can build it right there? 0:31:21.104,0:31:23.994 Oh sure, I can make that happen![br]To think just a few days ago 0:31:23.994,0:31:27.994 I was a parkour noob and now I'm getting[br]custom parkour jumps installed in my house 0:31:28.030,0:31:28.790 is crazy! 0:31:29.290,0:31:31.430 This looks good?[br]Yep I think it's perfect 0:31:31.430,0:31:33.860 Hey, thanks man for parkouring[br]all the way out here. 0:31:33.860,0:31:36.300 Sure, you got my payment?[br]Oh yeah yeah yeah for sure 0:31:36.300,0:31:40.100 it was four one blocks in a row right?[br]Okay 1 2 3 4 0:31:40.100,0:31:43.700 there you go thank you very much.[br]And my tip? Your tip? Really? 0:31:43.700,0:31:46.260 don't tell me you thought you weren't[br]going to tip me. 0:31:46.260,0:31:49.350 If you're a parkour pro, Its always[br]expected that you tip when you 0:31:49.350,0:31:52.050 buy something.[br]Oh, I hope I make this! Oh, that was close 0:31:52.050,0:31:54.630 Oh, wow a 360? yeah, you're good man,[br]thanks. 0:31:54.630,0:31:58.110 Like most things in parkour[br]civilization, the way you tip is with 0:31:58.110,0:32:01.520 more parkour. Luckily, I survived[br]that payment for the jump installed 0:32:01.520,0:32:05.520 in my house. If i missed any one of those[br]jumps I would have fallen back down to the 0:32:05.520,0:32:08.330 parkour noob level and my journey[br]to become a pro would have 0:32:08.330,0:32:11.390 been for nothing. But I won't say[br]it wasn't worth it because now, 0:32:11.390,0:32:15.390 I can practice slime jumps anytime I want[br]inside of my house, and this is how my new 0:32:15.390,0:32:19.390 life is as a pro in parkour civilization.[br]No parkour noob at the bottom level knows 0:32:19.390,0:32:23.390 what life is like up here.[br]Except I was the only one to rank up and 0:32:23.390,0:32:27.390 become a part of parkour society.[br]To rank up to a parkour pro I had to be 0:32:27.390,0:32:31.390 the first noob in history to beat[br]an impossible parkour course. 0:32:31.390,0:32:35.390 When I got to the top, I got my iron boots[br]and I was officially a pro. 0:32:35.390,0:32:39.390 I thought I had made it, I thought I was[br]at the top of parkour civilization but 0:32:39.390,0:32:43.390 that's when I realized, I truly knew[br]nothing about the world I was living in. 0:32:43.390,0:32:47.390 My journey to getting to the top[br]of parkour civilization wasn't even close 0:32:47.390,0:32:51.390 to being done. Now I was about to discover[br]what life was like on the second layer 0:32:51.390,0:32:55.390 of Parkour Civilization.[br]At the parkour pro level, everywhere you 0:32:55.390,0:32:59.050 look is a two-block jump. When I was a[br]parkour noob, I thought two-block jumps 0:32:59.050,0:33:02.300 were extremely hard but now[br]that I could sprint, I realized they were 0:33:02.300,0:33:05.288 almost like one-block jumps.[br]Something about the pro level felt 0:33:05.288,0:33:09.148 different maybe it was the fact that when[br]I was a noob I would see dirt in the sky 0:33:09.148,0:33:12.798 but now there's nothing above me and[br]that's when I looked back at the parkour 0:33:12.798,0:33:16.038 temple. There was still a world above me[br]and now it was way higher up 0:33:16.038,0:33:19.918 but there was something else that was [br]different. I was staring down at the house 0:33:19.918,0:33:23.948 I used to live in. When I down on the noob[br]level, I would look up and all I would see 0:33:23.948,0:33:27.728 is dirt but somehow on the pro level [br]I could look down and I could only assume 0:33:27.728,0:33:31.728 that the same goes for the layer above me [br]now that I was adjusted to my surroundings 0:33:31.728,0:33:35.458 it was time to go searching for a place[br]to buy a house. That was assuming that 0:33:35.458,0:33:39.378 life still worked like that up here. When[br]I took a look around all I saw were the 0:33:39.378,0:33:42.898 same identical buildings. Maybe this time [br]I wouldn't be getting a mansion. 0:33:42.898,0:33:46.848 That's when I found a building that looked[br]different and it definitely didn't look 0:33:46.848,0:33:50.698 like a house. When I walked inside the [br]building sure enough, it was a shop to buy 0:33:50.698,0:33:53.208 a new house. Hey, aren't you the noob who[br]ranked up? 0:33:53.208,0:33:56.968 That would be me. Oh, yeah, I thought[br]was you. I'm selling houses today, choose 0:33:56.968,0:34:00.778 one you want to buy. Let's go! It's time[br]to buy my first house as a parkour pro. 0:34:00.778,0:34:04.248 Let's see what these prices are, I can get[br]one house for a two-block jump. 0:34:04.248,0:34:08.168 Oh, Thats super cheap! all right what is [br]this one over here, I can get one house 0:34:08.168,0:34:11.868 for a 2.5 block jump. Okay, that's a [br]little more expensive and this last one 0:34:11.868,0:34:15.798 is one house for a three-block jump, wait[br]why are these all the same, all of these 0:34:15.798,0:34:19.498 options are for the same house. [br]Oops, busted ha-ha. I was trying to get 0:34:19.498,0:34:23.218 a little more profit. Why would anyone[br]fall for that? Since there was only one 0:34:23.218,0:34:27.098 house to buy, I obviously went with the[br]cheapest option and bought my first house 0:34:27.098,0:34:31.098 with a two-block jump. Congrats on buying[br]your first house as a parkour pro, let me 0:34:31.098,0:34:35.098 take you to it. Let's go! Since all the[br]houses were identical it was no surprise 0:34:35.098,0:34:39.098 that I got one that looked like this. [br]Uh, you're all set to move in. Feel free 0:34:39.098,0:34:42.348 to call the parkour delivery service if [br]you want your jumps changed. 0:34:42.348,0:34:45.728 A parkour delivery service let's go! [br]being a parkour pro is awesome. 0:34:45.728,0:34:49.728 The living room in my house had two [br]one-block jumps and the entire house 0:34:49.728,0:34:53.728 itself was three stories tall. Looks like [br]three jumps to get to my bed on the top 0:34:53.728,0:34:58.818 floor. Hey, it's your neighbor, can I come[br]in? Oh, uh, sure. Thanks. You're that one 0:34:58.818,0:35:02.831 EPO guy, right? You're the noob who beat [br]the course and ranked up? Uh, yeah 0:35:02.831,0:35:06.775 that's me, I'm the first one to do it I [br]guess. I can't believe you're my neighbor, 0:35:06.775,0:35:10.488 that's crazy! well, you probably have[br]questions about life up here, right? 0:35:10.488,0:35:14.878 Anything you want to know? Uh, yeah, [br]one actually, uh, what happens when we 0:35:14.878,0:35:18.878 fall? what is the punishment for missing [br]a jump at the pro level? You go down a 0:35:18.878,0:35:22.878 level. If you miss a jump, you'll be a [br]noob and you'll have to beat the course 0:35:22.878,0:35:26.878 again. Okay, so I can never fall, noted. [br]So, who are the people above us then 0:35:26.878,0:35:31.418 what's above a pro? It's probably best I[br]just show you. Here, come with me. 0:35:31.418,0:35:36.358 My neighbor started telling me everything[br]there was to know about 0:35:36.358,0:35:40.457 parkour civilization. He brought me back[br]to the parkour Temple where all the 0:35:40.457,0:35:44.457 statues were. He explained how parkour [br]civilization starts at the noob level and 0:35:44.457,0:35:48.457 at level two you become a parkour pro then[br]there were the parkour masters. If you 0:35:48.457,0:35:52.457 were lucky enough to rank up you get gold[br]boots and you become a master. My neighbor 0:35:52.457,0:35:56.457 said that parkour master's never come down[br]to the pro level but if they do ever come 0:35:56.457,0:36:00.947 down its a parkour pros nightmare.[br]He said the parkour masters are ruthless 0:36:00.947,0:36:04.715 and then he walked over to the largest 0:36:04.715,0:36:08.715 statue, the one with the diamond boots.[br]He said that this was the parkour champion 0:36:08.715,0:36:13.132 He said that most people down here don't[br]even believe the champion is real but the 0:36:13.132,0:36:17.982 stories say, there can only be one parkour[br]champion. Whoever that was, lives at the 0:36:17.982,0:36:21.982 top of parkour civilization. Which means [br]if I was going to make it to the top, I 0:36:21.982,0:36:26.432 would have to become a parkour champion.[br]My first day as a parkour pro was strange. 0:36:26.432,0:36:30.912 For once, no one was at my door making me[br]parkour for food. Then the question was 0:36:30.912,0:36:34.912 how do I get food now or what do I even[br]do? I saw that there was another pro going 0:36:34.912,0:36:38.912 somewhere so I decided to follow him. Soon[br]after, I saw another pro going in the same 0:36:38.912,0:36:42.472 direction which meant they were probably [br]heading to something important. 0:36:42.472,0:36:46.472 After jumping for a few minutes, I saw [br]what they were heading to, they were all 0:36:46.472,0:36:50.472 to this massive structure in the distance.[br]When I got closer, I saw there was a bunch 0:36:50.472,0:36:54.472 of parkour pros lined up for something.[br]Whatever this place was these parkour pros 0:36:54.472,0:37:00.222 we're willing to do two-block jumps to get[br]here. Fortunately, I didn't fail any of 0:37:00.222,0:37:04.222 these jumps and I made it into the line.[br]I must've woken up late to whatever this 0:37:04.222,0:37:08.222 was because I was the last one to show up.[br]I didn't know if that was a good thing or 0:37:08.222,0:37:12.222 a bad thing. But that's when I saw what [br]everyone was waiting line for. 0:37:12.222,0:37:16.222 There was a dispenser at the end of the [br]structure. The pro in front of me picked 0:37:16.222,0:37:20.222 up two items but the only thing I saw them[br]holding was a piece of paper. What could 0:37:20.222,0:37:24.222 be so valuable about that piece of paper [br]that people would wait in line this long 0:37:24.222,0:37:27.842 for? When it was my turn, I clicked the [br]button and I got a piece of steak. 0:37:27.842,0:37:31.842 So, this is how the parkour pros get food.[br]Then I received the piece of paper. 0:37:31.842,0:37:36.962 The paper said farmwork equals 15 minutes[br]and this is when I realized how life was 0:37:36.962,0:37:40.962 different on the pro level of parkour [br]civilization. Instead of parkouring 0:37:40.962,0:37:44.962 for food like the noobs do, the pros [br]parkour for work, just like the guy who 0:37:44.962,0:37:48.962 sold me my house the guards in parkour[br]prison or even the pros that fed me every 0:37:48.962,0:37:52.962 day. They were all just completing their[br]daily task that they got from this piece 0:37:52.962,0:37:57.854 of paper and now for my first daily task I[br]was assigned to work on the farm. Before 0:37:57.854,0:38:02.398 this I had never seen an animal in parkour[br]civilization but this is the place they 0:38:02.398,0:38:06.398 were all kept. This place was responsible[br]for feeding all of the parkour pros and 0:38:06.398,0:38:10.853 all of the parkour noobs and it should be [br]no surprise in parkour civilization even 0:38:10.853,0:38:15.434 the animals had to do a parkour course.[br]My daily task meant that I had to watch 0:38:15.434,0:38:20.903 all of the animals that did the parkour [br]course. Oh man, this job is terrible! Now 0:38:20.903,0:38:25.001 I'm just going to have to watch a cow fall[br]off and di- woah what the! Oh my god this 0:38:25.001,0:38:28.751 cow is cooking how did he even do that?[br]The parkour pros only eat the meat from 0:38:28.751,0:38:32.751 the animals that complete the parkour [br]course. They say it enhances your parkour 0:38:32.751,0:38:36.751 abilities, as for the other animals that [br]don't make the course well that's where 0:38:36.751,0:38:40.751 the meat comes from on the noob level. [br]And some noobs going to have to eat that 0:38:40.751,0:38:44.751 wow I cannot say I miss that! Parkour pros[br]do their daily tasks for a reason. Once 0:38:44.751,0:38:48.751 you've completed the task that you got on[br]your piece of paper, you take it to the 0:38:48.751,0:38:52.751 training grounds. This place is basically[br]the only reason parkour pros are 0:38:52.751,0:38:56.751 incentivized to work. This is because this[br]is the only place in parkour civilization 0:38:56.751,0:39:01.281 where you can practice parkour without[br]worrying about falling to the lower level. 0:39:01.281,0:39:05.281 The entrance to the training grounds is [br]blocked by a barrier and the only way in 0:39:05.281,0:39:09.281 is to throw in your slip of paper once [br]you've completed the work. The daily task 0:39:09.281,0:39:14.441 I completed gave me 15 minutes of practice[br]time. That meant for the next 15 minutes I 0:39:14.441,0:39:18.441 could practice any parkour jump I could [br]possibly think of. Here you have the 0:39:18.441,0:39:22.441 ability to build and parkour jump you want[br]but with this being my first day as a 0:39:22.441,0:39:26.441 parkour pro I didn't even know what I [br]needed to practice so I just decided to 0:39:26.441,0:39:30.361 the jumps that people left here. It seemed[br]like a lot of the pros were practicing 0:39:30.361,0:39:34.361 fence jumps which are jumps I had little[br]to no experience on but what scared me 0:39:34.361,0:39:39.031 the most is what I saw over here. Someone[br]was practicing not one but multiple three 0:39:39.031,0:39:44.332 block vertical jumps it almost seemed[br]impossible to do even one but if someone 0:39:44.332,0:39:48.342 was practicing these jumps that could only[br]mean one thing. That the way up to become 0:39:48.342,0:39:51.729 a parkour master would be nearly[br]impossible. If I was going to have any 0:39:51.729,0:39:55.729 shot at ranking up to become a master, I[br]was going to have to spend much more time 0:39:55.729,0:39:59.729 in here practicing. Ah another beautiful [br]day and I don't have to wake up to either 0:39:59.729,0:40:03.129 raw chicken or raw beef! Even though I've [br]only been here for a few days 0:40:03.129,0:40:05.439 I feel like I haven't really enjoyed[br]myself yet. 0:40:05.439,0:40:09.899 I mean, for once in my life, I don't even[br]have to go outside to parkour for food. 0:40:09.899,0:40:13.579 I don't even have to grab my piece of[br]steak, I'll still have full hunger for 0:40:13.579,0:40:17.579 days. And now, instead of being bullied by[br]all the parkour pros like I was down at 0:40:17.579,0:40:21.379 the noob level, I can just do anything I[br]want and no one's here to punish me. 0:40:21.379,0:40:25.018 Hey, you wanna come with me to get our[br]daily jobs? I don't wanna be late. 0:40:25.018,0:40:29.268 Uh... yeah. I don't think I'm gonna do my[br]daily task. I think I'm just gonna chill 0:40:29.268,0:40:30.247 today, honestly. 0:40:30.247,0:40:35.156 What? What do you mean you're gonna chill?[br]You're not gonna get your daily task? 0:40:35.156,0:40:36.726 Are you sure about that? 0:40:36.726,0:40:39.596 What? I mean, no one says we have to, so [br]what's the problem? 0:40:39.596,0:40:44.646 I don't know... I just have never seen[br]anyone not do their daily task. 0:40:44.646,0:40:48.456 Wow! Maybe I'm teaching the parkour pros[br]that they don't have to parkour all the 0:40:48.456,0:40:49.156 time. 0:40:49.156,0:40:51.969 But later that day, I realized I'd made a[br]huge mistake. 0:40:51.969,0:40:54.049 (Horn noise) 0:40:54.049,0:40:56.446 Uh.. What in the world is that sound? 0:40:56.446,0:41:00.281 Bro, come on. I was just trying to sleep.[br]Who keeps making that horn noise? 0:41:00.281,0:41:04.281 Dude, hurry! You gotta get out here now.[br]Follow me and make sure you don't miss a 0:41:04.281,0:41:05.031 jump. 0:41:05.031,0:41:07.421 Woah woah woah, what's going on?[br]Be late for what? 0:41:07.421,0:41:08.681 Wait, where are you going? 0:41:08.681,0:41:11.771 I started parkouring in the direction that[br]my neighbor was going. 0:41:11.771,0:41:15.994 And that's when I saw a bunch of parkour[br]pros lined up standing completely still. 0:41:15.994,0:41:20.054 I had no clue what was going on, but I[br]followed my neighbor and soon, I got in 0:41:20.054,0:41:24.054 line with all of the other parkour pros.[br]No one was saying anything. 0:41:24.054,0:41:25.994 Hey, can anyone tell me what's going on? 0:41:25.994,0:41:28.484 Dude, don't say anything and look straight[br]ahead. 0:41:28.484,0:41:30.985 Why? Can't someone just explain what's[br]happening? 0:41:30.985,0:41:34.285 But that's when it happened.[br]Not too far ahead, someone dropped down 0:41:34.285,0:41:37.081 from the sky. [br]It was a parkour master. 0:41:37.081,0:41:41.921 One of you was supposed to design a new[br]course. But someone didn't do their task. 0:41:41.921,0:41:42.711 Who was it? 0:41:42.711,0:41:45.406 Oh no, I'm done for. [br]Why does this have to be me? 0:41:45.406,0:41:49.126 I watched as the parkour master[br]interrogated each and every one of the 0:41:49.126,0:41:52.870 parkour pros, knowing that sooner or later[br]he was going to show up where I was. 0:41:52.870,0:41:55.251 You. What was your task? 0:41:55.251,0:42:00.101 My task? I uh... I was selling houses to[br]noobs on the bottom level. 0:42:00.101,0:42:02.839 (Laughs)[br]Someone already did that task. 0:42:02.839,0:42:04.778 Prepare for a parkour battle. 0:42:04.778,0:42:06.487 A parkour battle? 0:42:07.362,0:42:09.934 The parkour battle starts now. 0:42:09.934,0:42:13.412 This is just great. Why does my first[br]parkour battle have to be against a 0:42:13.412,0:42:14.532 parkour master? 0:42:14.532,0:42:18.532 For my first attack, I'm attacking you[br]with a three-block jump. 0:42:18.532,0:42:22.120 Okay, a three-block jump, that's doable.[br]I think I can survive this round. 0:42:22.120,0:42:26.120 In parkour civilization, it should be no[br]surprise that people fight each other with 0:42:26.120,0:42:30.440 more parkour. If someone attacks you with[br]a jump and you don't make it, you pay the 0:42:30.440,0:42:31.160 price. 0:42:31.160,0:42:33.620 Oh, this isn't good. [br]I'm already down four hearts? 0:42:33.620,0:42:35.410 (Laughs)[br]I gave you an easy one. 0:42:35.410,0:42:38.250 But I guess this is going to be over [br]faster than I thought. 0:42:38.250,0:42:39.736 Get ready for my next attack. 0:42:39.736,0:42:43.736 The worst part about parkour battles is[br]you can't even attack your opponent until 0:42:43.736,0:42:47.058 you defend one of their attacks.[br]And by the looks of this next jump, 0:42:47.058,0:42:50.032 I probably won't be attacking the parkour[br]master at all. 0:42:50.032,0:42:53.253 Your turn. Four blocks by three blocks [br]diagonal jump. 0:42:53.253,0:42:57.253 Alright, here goes nothing.[br]One two three four, one two three. 0:42:57.253,0:43:00.249 Oh man, this is so far.[br]How did he do this first try? 0:43:00.249,0:43:03.419 I was hoping I would get lucky, but [br]luck wasn't on my side. 0:43:03.419,0:43:06.164 The second attack hit me and I was down[br]to two hearts. 0:43:06.164,0:43:08.465 (Laughs)[br]This is too fun for me. 0:43:08.465,0:43:10.981 One more attack and you'll be gone forever 0:43:10.981,0:43:14.441 The parkour master was right. If I failed[br]to defend one more attack, 0:43:14.441,0:43:17.261 it's game over for me.[br]All I could hope for now is that the 0:43:17.261,0:43:20.911 parkour master fails this last jump.[br]That way, I could actually have a chance 0:43:20.911,0:43:23.431 to attack. [br]No way he makes this first try- 0:43:23.431,0:43:24.741 Oh god, he made it. 0:43:24.741,0:43:28.231 This is it for you parkour pro.[br]A three-block vertical jump to 0:43:28.231,0:43:29.461 decide your fate. 0:43:29.461,0:43:33.933 This was it. My entire journey in parkour[br]civilization came down to this one jump. 0:43:33.933,0:43:35.929 And it was a three-block vertical jump. 0:43:35.929,0:43:39.929 I thought when I ranked up to become a [br]parkour pro, my days of parkouring to 0:43:39.929,0:43:44.382 survive were over. But I soon realized I[br]knew nothing about parkour society. 0:43:44.382,0:43:48.672 Even as a pro, I wasn't even close to[br]being at the top of parkour civilization. 0:43:48.672,0:43:51.112 The parkour pros were the workers of[br]society. 0:43:51.112,0:43:55.112 Every day, we would get a new daily job to[br]complete, and I found out the hard way 0:43:55.112,0:43:58.932 what happens if you skip your job.[br]Because the one day I didn't get my daily 0:43:58.932,0:44:02.932 task, a parkour master came down and[br]challenged me to a parkour battle. 0:44:02.932,0:44:06.932 And now I have to do the hardest jump I've[br]ever done in my life if I wanna live. 0:44:06.932,0:44:11.137 This was it. All my work to rank up to[br]become a parkour pro was gonna be for 0:44:11.137,0:44:14.877 nothing if I didn't make this jump.[br]But at least I was gona die trying. 0:44:14.877,0:44:16.963 I took a deep breath and I jumped. 0:44:17.253,0:44:22.682 What? Is... is this real? I... I did it![br]I made a three-block vertical jump! 0:44:22.682,0:44:25.472 (Laughs)[br]You just bought yourself five more minutes 0:44:25.472,0:44:28.959 of time. But we both know your fate.[br]Get ready to attack me. 0:44:28.959,0:44:32.511 The parkour master was right.[br]All I did was buy myself a little time. 0:44:32.511,0:44:36.252 How was I gonna be able to do a jump that[br]the parkour master couldn't do? 0:44:36.252,0:44:39.885 And if I make it too easy the parkour[br]master will just get another chance to 0:44:39.885,0:44:43.576 attack me. I got lucky last time, but I[br]don't think I'd survive another attack 0:44:43.576,0:44:44.783 from the parkour master. 0:44:44.783,0:44:48.963 For my first attack, I built a one-block[br]jump and I did a 360. 0:44:48.963,0:44:51.649 Maybe, just maybe there was a chance[br]this would work. 0:44:51.649,0:44:56.561 Wow, a 360? I've never done that before, [br]but if you did it, it can't be that hard. 0:44:56.561,0:44:59.947 Let's go! He's never done it before![br]I needed him to fail this jump. 0:44:59.947,0:45:03.947 What? How? Who even does 360s?[br]What is this? 0:45:03.947,0:45:07.669 By some miracle, my attack against the[br]parkour master was successful. 0:45:07.669,0:45:11.669 I think I found his weakness.[br]He couldn't do a 360. This was my chance. 0:45:11.669,0:45:14.549 I just had to make sure that I kept making[br]my jumps. 0:45:14.549,0:45:18.179 For my next attack, I built a two-block[br]jump. I've never even made this jump 0:45:18.179,0:45:20.475 before, but my entire life depended on it. 0:45:20.475,0:45:24.785 I jumped and I successfully made a [br]two-block jump with a 360. 0:45:24.785,0:45:27.835 This is ridiculous. How are you doing[br]these jumps? 0:45:27.835,0:45:31.167 I watched as the parkour master tried to[br]defend against my attack. 0:45:31.167,0:45:34.294 But once again, the 360 was too difficult[br]for him. 0:45:34.294,0:45:36.903 This can't be possible. [br]How are you beating me? 0:45:36.903,0:45:39.925 Now, both the parkour master and I were at[br]two hearts. 0:45:39.925,0:45:43.215 The next person to land an attack would [br]win the parkour battle. 0:45:43.215,0:45:46.071 Alright, you ready for a three-block jump[br]with a 360? 0:45:46.071,0:45:49.546 No, stop. I yield. [br]You win the parkour battle. 0:45:49.546,0:45:53.842 What? Are you serious? No way![br]I actually won the parkour battle? 0:45:53.842,0:45:56.515 Somehow, I beat a parkour master! 0:45:56.515,0:46:00.515 Because you beat me, I have something that[br]can help you rank up to become a 0:46:00.515,0:46:01.565 parkour master. 0:46:01.565,0:46:05.565 I could become a parkour master? [br]The master said that the course to 0:46:05.565,0:46:09.005 becoming a parkour master would be[br]impossible. But he had something that 0:46:09.005,0:46:12.758 could help me along the way. He pulled [br]out an item and threw it on the ground. 0:46:12.758,0:46:16.327 I went to pick it up and I figured out[br]that it was a totem of undying. 0:46:16.327,0:46:19.748 He said somewhere in the course, there was[br]a jump that I won't survive. 0:46:19.748,0:46:21.238 And I'll know it when I see it.