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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.31,0:00:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, time for my mandatory parkour\Ncheck. {\i1}Sigh.{\i0} Let's get this over with.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.97,0:00:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're late. You know the deal. You can do\Nthe one block jump for the raw chicken, or
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.00,0:00:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can attempt the one block vertical\Njump for the beef.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.68,0:00:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, in parkour civilization, no one \Nchooses to jump for
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.46,0:00:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the beef. It's better to be safe and do\Nthe one block jump for the chicken rather
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.29,0:00:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than risk your entire life for just half a\Nhunger bar more.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.06,0:00:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow, you better not be late.\NOr you'll be doing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.53,0:00:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two block jumps as \Npunishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.04,0:00:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, sir. \NSorry, I won't be late next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.12,0:00:30.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed\Nonce a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.59,0:00:33.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One piece of raw chicken is just enough to\Nget you to the next day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.77,0:00:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's the life of parkour\Ncivilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.92,0:00:38.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wanna survive, \Nyou have to parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.03,0:00:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every parkour noob has the same goal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.82,0:00:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's to make it to the top layer \Nwhere all the parkour pros live.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.36,0:00:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except most parkour pros are born on the\Ntop layer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.13,0:00:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're a parkour noob, there's only one\Nway up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.70,0:00:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that is through the Temple of Parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.82,0:00:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Temple of Parkour is the only \Nstructure in the world that combines the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.44,0:00:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bottom layer to the top layer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.89,0:00:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To make it up, you have to do an \Nincredibly hard parkour course that no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.39,0:01:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour noob has ever completed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.25,0:01:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's assuming you even get the\Nchance to complete the course.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.59,0:01:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The inside of the temple is protected by a\Nbarrier.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.17,0:01:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the only way a parkour noob gets past\Na barrier is if they've earned a ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.30,0:01:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never even tried getting a ticket \Nbefore, but if I'm gonna rank up to a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.96,0:01:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.90,0:01:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my neighborhood pretty much everyone\Nhas fallen into the void and died
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.38,0:01:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except for the guy who lives right\Nnext to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.52,0:01:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been my neighbor for five years.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.34,0:01:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! Why did you try going fo r the beef?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.28,0:01:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I have to change my statement.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.36,0:01:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I now live in in this neighborhood alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.30,0:01:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In parkour civilization, only parkour pros\Nare allowed to break or place blocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.10,0:01:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For parkour noobs, it's strictly\Nprohibited.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.20,0:01:38.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And unfortunately, I found that out the\Nhard way.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.58,0:01:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A while ago I was searching around and I\Nsomehow stumbled upon an oak log.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.04,0:01:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one has seen an oak log in years since\Ntrees don't exist in parkour civilization
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.44,0:01:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I had to try to take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.74,0:01:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.65,0:01:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, I'm done for.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.73,0:01:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really thought you could break that\Nwithout me noticing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.57,0:01:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, were you gonna try to cheat\Nparkour?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.53,0:01:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just \Nthought it would be super rare and I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.12,0:01:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wanted to collect it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.18,0:02:00.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop talking. Give me two jumps now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.92,0:02:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two jumps in a row? Okay. \NSorry sir, I'll do it right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.74,0:02:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? You seem a little too\Nhappy about two. Let's make it three.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.24,0:02:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay? I'll do three...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.36,0:02:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? Now let's make it four\Njumps in a row.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.87,0:02:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, four in a row? Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.18,0:02:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In parkour civilization it should be no\Nsurprise that all punishments were just
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.91,0:02:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more forms of parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.98,0:02:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that was the last time I ever tried\Nbreaking a block.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.75,0:02:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're lucky you got a light punishment.\NDon't forget you're at the bottom
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.26,0:02:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so follow the rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.34,0:02:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's safe to say that if you're at the\Nbottom level of parkour civilization
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.86,0:02:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not exactly the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.18,0:02:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But not everything in parkour civilization\Nis that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.77,0:02:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, I was able to use parkour to\Nbuy the biggest house in the neighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.73,0:02:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In parkour civilization literally \Neverything is parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.50,0:02:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that means parkour has replaced money.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.78,0:02:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.86,0:02:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, \Nall you have to do to buy anything is just
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.86,0:02:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make more parkour jumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.11,0:02:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not really sure why or how parkour \Nworks as a currency, but all I know is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.01,0:02:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I basically bought a two-storey house for\Nfree.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.25,0:02:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow when I was buying my house I \Nconvinced myself to go for the ladder jump
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.01,0:03:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to buy the bigger house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.17,0:03:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In parkour civilization parkour jumps with\Ntrickier items like ladders are worth more
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.54,0:03:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why this jump basically bought me\Na mansion.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.00,0:03:09.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way! Thank you for buying the big house
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.63,0:03:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me take you right to it. \NJust follow me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.78,0:03:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go! This is awesome, I just \Nbought my first house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.59,0:03:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All houses in parkour civilization are \Npre-built.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.93,0:03:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they all have one thing in common.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.75,0:03:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a requirement that every single house\Nhas a parkour jump inside to get to your
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.93,0:03:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bed. This is a way to make sure everyone\Nin parkour civilization parkours
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.07,0:03:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everywhere they go. \NEven inside the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.32,0:03:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this is the neighborhood you'll be\Nliving in. You're the only two-storey
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.92,0:03:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll \Ngive you a house tour.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.05,0:03:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so sick! That ladder jump \Nliterally made me the richest one in the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.68,0:03:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.39,0:03:44.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, you have a jump on the\Ntop floor and a jump on the bottom floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.15,0:03:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me show you the upstairs and then the\Nhouse is all yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.01,0:03:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I mean everything looks good.\NI just have to do this jump to my bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.70,0:03:52.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yeah! \NI think I got everything figured out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.97,0:03:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check\Nif your parkour jump is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.35,0:03:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you supposed to check if it's\Ngood?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.44,0:03:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what the?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.17,0:04:00.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did this guy for real just jump off?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.93,0:04:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive?\NWhy did he do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.76,0:04:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, just wanted to confirm that your \Nhouse is ready to move in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.03,0:04:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy did in fact die so everything\Nshould be good.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.53,0:04:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy seriously died?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.87,0:04:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of\Nthe job. Enjoy your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.12,0:04:15.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is that a part of the job? \NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.87,0:04:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one really remembers how parkour\Ncivilization started.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.76,0:04:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most of the parkour noobs down here at\Nleast think that the parkour pros were the
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.58,0:04:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ones who started it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.59,0:04:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the truth is, I think I was the one \Nwho started it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.60,0:04:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For some reason, I can't remember the best\Nbut I'm pretty sure this is how the
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.29,0:04:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,story went.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.07,0:04:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, Seawatt.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.36,0:04:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.04,0:04:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, you think I could get a diamond real\Nquick? I was mining for like three hours
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.94,0:04:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I only found two diamonds, and I just\Nwanna make a diamond pickaxe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.34,0:04:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.04,0:04:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're\Nliterally just holding one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.22,0:04:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you\Nback later. I just need a pickaxe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.64,0:04:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, fine. Give me one second.\NIf you want a diamond, you gotta give me
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.18,0:04:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something. Alright, watch out. \NBack off for one second.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.82,0:04:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. If you can make this four-block jump\NI'll pay you one diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.12,0:05:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make this four-block jump?\NWait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.30,0:05:04.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do parkour? What do you even gain from \Nthis?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.44,0:05:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen\Nanyone do it before.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.28,0:05:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd pay to see it done.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.44,0:05:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'll take the offer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.74,0:05:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, this is so annoying.\NAlright, just give me a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.48,0:05:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it's possible, I've done it before.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.48,0:05:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you bro, it's not possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.10,0:05:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do\Nit in like 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.12,0:05:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaand, there we go. Finally.\NLook, I told you it was possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.15,0:05:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, that was actually incredible!\NAlright, well, I got my money's worth.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.04,0:05:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, I got paid for parkour!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.62,0:05:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want, I can keep making more \Nparkour for you to do
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.46,0:05:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll pay you for it. Are you kidding? \NDude, totally.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.80,0:05:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'll be back here \Ntomorrow I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.94,0:05:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is basically how
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.27,0:05:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkouring for money started.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.73,0:05:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.75,0:05:43.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,house, he offered me way more diamonds
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.57,0:05:47.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this time and he constructed an entire\Nparkour course outside of his house to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.41,0:05:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But little did we know that this parkour\Ncourse would completely change the way
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.18,0:05:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the world works.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.23,0:05:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon after this event, the parkour \Ncivilisation began.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.56,0:05:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I think about it, there's kind of\Nan unexplainable gap between those events
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.54,0:06:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now, but... oh well!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.81,0:06:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.70,0:06:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, another beautiful morning and I have\Nto parkour for some more raw chicken that
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.70,0:06:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will make me starve even more.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.16,0:06:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, alright, I'm here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.56,0:06:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One block for raw chicken, one block\Nvertical for beef.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.28,0:06:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you choosing today?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.63,0:06:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Considering my neighbor just died for\Ngoing for the beef, I'm just gonna go with
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.42,0:06:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the chicken again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.36,0:06:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.42,0:06:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be about 200 blocks west.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.15,0:06:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was huge news. If there actually was \Na ticket event today, I would need to go
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.08,0:06:29.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the beef. Ticket events are usually\Nfar away and I would starve by the time
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.83,0:06:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got there if I chose the chicken. \NBut luckily I got the beef.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.87,0:06:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, you made that jump?\NYou might become a parkour pro one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.07,0:06:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, you really think I could rank up to\Nbe a parkour pro?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.86,0:06:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob.\NYou guys never rank up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.86,0:06:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's important to know that parkour pros\Nhave really big egos and they like to put
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.86,0:06:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down the parkour noobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.100,0:06:51.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was an important day. This was only \Nthe second time I've jumped for the beef
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.100,0:06:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.21,0:06:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ticket events are so risky because\Nthey're located so far away.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.60,0:07:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss\Njust one of these one-block jumps and my
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.60,0:07:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,entire chances of becoming a parkour pro\Nwould be over.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.45,0:07:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But luckily, I made it to the ticket event
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.50,0:07:10.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I got here, there were only three\Nparkour noobs in line to do the parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.19,0:07:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,course. Most noobs don't even show up for\Nthe courses anymore because if you miss
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.19,0:07:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one jump, you end up like this guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.44,0:07:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's the price you pay if you want\Na ticket to be a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.78,0:07:22.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched as the second noob fell to the\Nvoid.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.09,0:07:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey man, do you think you could go \Nalready?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.24,0:07:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm\Ngonna fall.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.68,0:07:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you don't need to be nervous. \NI'm sure you're fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.34,0:07:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shoot... okay?\NNever mind then.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.98,0:07:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before going for it I wanted to study the\Nparkour course.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.83,0:07:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, every week, the ticket challenge\Nchanges.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.28,0:07:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's completely random.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.67,0:07:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this week's course was extremely\Ndifficult.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.22,0:07:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a two-block jump to get to the\Nticket and if you get it a two-block jump
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.22,0:07:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.14,0:07:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the thing about parkour\Ncivilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.18,0:07:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parkour can be used for anything.\NAnd that includes bribing parkour pros.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.18,0:07:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check this out. If I do a parkour jump\Nwith a 360 will you replace one of the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.18,0:07:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two-block jumps with a one-block jump?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.07,0:08:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360?\NFine. There's no way you're gonna make it
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.25,0:08:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'll accept.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.20,0:08:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my\Nbribe and now I have another problem
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.20,0:08:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to do a 360? \NHave I even done this before?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.81,0:08:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it.\NPlease make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.21,0:08:13.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no way. I actually did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.76,0:08:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, deal's a deal, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.27,0:08:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest\Nthing I've seen a parkour noob do.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.90,0:08:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, deal's a deal. Here you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.01,0:08:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go. Now there was only one \Ntwo-block jump in the course.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.13,0:08:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still gotta make the first two-block\Njump, noob.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.64,0:08:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the\Ncourse, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.11,0:08:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was my best chance to finally earn a\Nticket. If I actually get this ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.11,0:08:37.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could access the parkour temple and make\Nmy way up into a better life as a
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.35,0:08:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro.\NThere was no turning back now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.71,0:08:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to start the course.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.10,0:08:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with\Ndiagonal jumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.28,0:08:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But somehow I got past it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.01,0:08:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now was the two-block jump. \NThis was life or death.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.36,0:08:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I closed my eyes and I went for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.50,0:08:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I expected to be falling thousands of feet\Nper second into the void but to my
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.22,0:08:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,surprise, I was standing on the platform\Nwith the ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.22,0:09:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And thanks to the deal I made with the\Nparkour pro, I only had a one-block jump
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.98,0:09:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get out of the course.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.22,0:09:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was life changing. This was the first\Ntime I've ever received a ticket to access
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.73,0:09:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the parkour temple. And I promised myself \Nthat I wasn't going to waste it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.27,0:09:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made my way over to the parkour temple. \NI was in a good spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.30,0:09:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had three full hunger bars which is the\Nmost hunger a parkour noob can have.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.99,0:09:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was it. There was no better time,\Nno more perfect time to try making the
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.34,0:09:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.20,0:09:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I walked up to the hoppers in the ground\Nand I threw in my ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.67,0:09:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After a few seconds the invisible barrier \Nthat guards the parkour temple was down.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.23,0:09:37.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now of course I had to make sure I\Ndidn't fail the one-block jump to actually
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.09,0:09:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get inside the temple.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.15,0:09:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made the one-block jump successfully and\Nnow I was officially inside the temple.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.93,0:09:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was it. This was the moment I'd been\Nwaiting for my entire life.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.73,0:09:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was the parkour course that no\Nparkour noob has ever beaten.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.30,0:09:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you miss any of these jumps, you'll\Neither die from fall damage or fall
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.00,0:09:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,directly into the void.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.32,0:09:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I've come too far and I've practiced\Ntoo much to have that happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.32,0:10:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't just gonna be another parkour\Nnoob that fails this course,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.54,0:10:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna be the first one to rank up to\Nbecome a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.97,0:10:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My journey to becoming a parkour pro\Nstarts no-
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.28,0:10:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, wake up.\NYou want a chance to eat today or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.23,0:10:15.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, let's get this over with.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.88,0:10:18.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go! \NHurry up and do the parkour, noob.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.100,0:10:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Down here in parkour prison, even the\Ncells have one-block jumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.49,0:10:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you miss a single jump or if a parkour\Npro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.62,0:10:29.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll be thrown into the lava.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.19,0:10:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I gotta ask. You wanna do a\Ndiagonal jump to reduce your prison
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.91,0:10:33.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sentence time?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.79,0:10:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most parkour noobs would never take this\Ndeal. Diagonal jumps are just not worth
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.05,0:10:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the risk. But I wasn't just gonna sit in\Nparkour prison my entire life.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.75,0:10:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there was any chance I could get out\Nsooner, I was gonna take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.42,0:10:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was unexpected. Congrats!\NYou've earned one day off your prison time
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.42,0:10:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means you go from 49 years and 320\Ndays to 49 years and 319 days left.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.73,0:11:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is how my life is gonna be for the\Nnext 49 years in parkour prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.88,0:11:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is, unless I find a way to get to\Nthat portal and make my way back to
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.88,0:11:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.25,0:11:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parkour prison is located directly under\Nthe bottom layer of parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.76,0:11:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If a parkour noob misses any jump, they\Nfall into the void and end up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.92,0:11:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the only way back to civilization is\Nto spend 50 years here without failing a
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.32,0:11:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jump. Before I was sent here I never knew\Nthis place existed.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.53,0:11:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was so close to becoming a parkour\Npro. My entire life I've been training for
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.53,0:11:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one goal, and that's to go to the temple\Nof parkour and complete the impossible
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.53,0:11:34.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,course to rank up to become a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.27,0:11:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had everything. I earned the ticket to\Nget inside the temple and I had enough
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.11,0:11:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,food to make the journey. But when the \Ntime came, I failed the first jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.81,0:11:45.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now I'm dea... what the?\NWhere am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.100,0:11:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to parkour prison or as most noobs\Ncall it their worst nightmare.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.35,0:11:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you'll just follow me I'll take you\Nright to your cell.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.06,0:11:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parkour prison? What is this place? \NI don't get it, how am I still alive?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.45,0:12:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss\Nany of these one-block jumps 'cause if you
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.48,0:12:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fall in the lava you will die for real\Nthis time.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.84,0:12:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, not a problem. I've never missed\Na one-block jump in my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.15,0:12:11.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I didn't get is why parkour prison\Nexisted.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.25,0:12:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead of letting the parkour noobs just\Nfall into the void, somehow this massive
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.51,0:12:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,structure was made under the void to catch\Nus, but why?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.51,0:12:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright noob, this is your cell. \NGo on in.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.97,0:12:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of the cells in parkour prison were\Nseparated by a three-block gap.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.71,0:12:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meaning once I went inside this cell,\NI would never be able to escape.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.38,0:12:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that wasn't gonna stop me from trying.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.82,0:12:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure you're doing at least one jump\Nin your cell every 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.34,0:12:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If one of us catches you not jumping,\Nyou're not making it out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.75,0:12:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just minutes before this I was about to\Nrank up to be a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.53,0:12:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, I'm in the most dangerous place\Nin parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.53,0:12:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob\Nright now in parkour prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.89,0:12:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My guess is most of them by now fell in\Nthe lava.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.61,0:12:55.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, there's actually someone here!\NLet's go, I'm not alone down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.95,0:12:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, why does this guy look familiar?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.98,0:12:59.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been my neighbor for five years.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.95,0:13:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! Why did you try going for the beef!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.42,0:13:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, it is my neighbor. Wow, I'm so\Nglad I'm not alone down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.11,0:13:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ju-\NNo! Dude, what is wrong with this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.80,0:13:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose\Nat this point.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.46,0:13:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing that's better about parkour\Nprison is they feed us fish instead of raw
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.52,0:13:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chicken.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.22,0:13:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, noob, let's go. \NYou've been selected for parkour testing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.20,0:13:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be down there in 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.55,0:13:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is one of the not so good parts\Nabout prison. The random parkour testing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.70,0:13:26.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, wait! You didn't even fill in this\Ngap.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.78,0:13:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh man, now I gotta do another one-block\Njump.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.32,0:13:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're a prisoner here, the only thing\Nyou hope for is that you don't get
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.93,0:13:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,selected for random parkour testing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.82,0:13:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every few days, the pros will pick a noob\Nat random to test out a new course they
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.82,0:13:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,built. This time, the course I was\Nselected for had fence parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.48,0:13:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I failed to make this one-block fence \Njump, I wouldn't be coming back.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.37,0:13:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, we don't have all day.\NGet on the course.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.90,0:13:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir, I'm going right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.51,0:13:54.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The worst part about these random courses\Nis that they intentionally use harder
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.24,0:13:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blocks for the jumps. The pros know that\Nthe noobs have almost no experience with
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.08,0:14:00.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fence jumps, but they built them anyways.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.05,0:14:03.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, testing complete. Back to your\Ncell in 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.15,0:14:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By some miracle, I was able to get past\Nthis week's random testing course.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.85,0:14:09.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what about the next week? \NOr the week after that?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.37,0:14:12.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's gonna be some day when they build\Na jump that I can't do.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.49,0:14:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I need to get out of here before that\Nhappens.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.84,0:14:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to \Nmake my escape.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.62,0:14:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back in parkour civilization, I used\Nparkour to bribe one of the pros.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.97,0:14:22.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, I was gonna do it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.61,0:14:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guard!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.34,0:14:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want noob?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.40,0:14:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got something to show you, could you\Ncome over here?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.00,0:14:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This better be worth my time, \Nor I'm not feeding you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.01,0:14:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.73,0:14:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask \Nyou if I could pay you in, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.20,0:14:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,three diagonal jumps in a row for five \Nminutes of free time?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.36,0:14:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three in a row?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.96,0:14:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup, three in a row.\NWhat do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.83,0:14:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're definitely not making that.\NBut it's not like I care anyways.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.29,0:14:45.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.09,0:14:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like always, parkour can be used to get\Nout of any situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.43,0:14:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now, I had one chance to make three\Ndiagonal jumps in a row.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.33,0:14:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or else I was dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.26,0:14:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.\NOne, two, three!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.64,0:14:57.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait, I actually did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.74,0:15:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, five minutes of free time.\NBut you better be back in your cell by the
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.61,0:15:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time I get back.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.45,0:15:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bribe worked. Now, I had five minutes\Nto roam around parkour prison to see if I
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.80,0:15:08.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could find a way to escape.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.21,0:15:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had no clue what was gonna happen to me\Nafter I escaped.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.26,0:15:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I didn't have time to think about that\Nright now.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.78,0:15:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I jumped around the prison, I noticed\Nsomeone doing the random testing course.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.70,0:15:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, is that who I think it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.35,0:15:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you don't need to be nervous. \NI'm sure you're fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.98,0:15:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.68,0:15:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, it is the guy who failed the \Nticket event in front of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.80,0:15:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up\Nthese glass jumps and makes it back to
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.59,0:15:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.29,0:15:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.00,0:15:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something was strange about this testing\Ncourse. Why were they using glass for
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.69,0:15:37.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour? Glass jumps aren't even a thing\Nat the parkour noob level.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.85,0:15:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If noobs have never done glass jumps, why\Nwould they use them to test the jumps?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.69,0:15:43.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just gotta get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.07,0:15:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet you're trying to think of a plan to\Nescape, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.73,0:15:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Escape?\NWhat are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.67,0:15:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would never try to escape.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.12,0:15:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not? I was gonna take you to the \Nportal, but if you don't want to...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.90,0:15:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This obviously seems like you're trying\Nto set me up.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.52,0:16:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a set up. No one says you have\Nto stay here, you can leave at any time.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.03,0:16:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just follow me and I'll take you there.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.90,0:16:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap,\Nbut it doesn't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.33,0:16:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he gets me close to the portal\NI'll try to improvise.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.99,0:16:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If this guard was leading me into a trap,\NI couldn't see what it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.30,0:16:13.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was already getting me so close to the\Nportal.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.62,0:16:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At this point, I was just gonna have to\Ntake a chance and hope that he was telling
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.48,0:16:21.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me the truth. I was now five blocks away\Nfrom going back to parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.30,0:16:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can leave now, if you accept terms\Nthat you can never earn a ticket to rank
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.48,0:16:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up to become a parkour pro for the rest\Nof your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.13,0:16:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, your'e saying if I go back to\Nparkour civilization now, I can never be a
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.58,0:16:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.47,0:16:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's correct. Or you can wait out the \Nremainder of your 49 years here in prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.79,0:16:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this was the catch. I could leave\Nparkour prison right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.22,0:16:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in return, I could never become a\Nparkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.99,0:16:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or I could try to survive here for another\N49 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.33,0:16:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to\Nget out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.26,0:16:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I've made my decision. \NI'm gonna go back.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.73,0:16:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you accept! \NGood luck.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.68,0:16:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was it.\NThe work was done.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.49,0:16:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I escaped parkour prison.\NBut at what cost?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.35,0:17:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leaving now meant that I would be a\Nnoob for the rest of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.91,0:17:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I went through the portal, I was\Nbrought back into parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.52,0:17:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The portal spawned me at the entrance\Nof the temple of parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.54,0:17:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was probably the last time I would \Never step foot in this temple.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.34,0:17:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had my chance to rank up to become a pro\Nand I failed.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.47,0:17:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I can never earn a ticket ever again.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.06,0:17:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, it's not the worst thing in the\Nworld. Now, I can just go back to my
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.77,0:17:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ordinary life in parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.60,0:17:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, now that I think about it,\Nit's not the worst situation in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.42,0:17:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, at least I still have my mansion.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.48,0:17:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, who is this?\NI still own this house, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.76,0:17:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you don't.\NThis house no longer belongs to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.47,0:17:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This parkour noob just purchased this new\Nmanison, so you'll have to leave now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.84,0:17:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait wait wait, this guy just bought my\Nhouse? How can he do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.94,0:17:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you fell and went to parkour prison\Nso you lost the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.47,0:17:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you were down there, this parkour\Nnoob bought it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.06,0:17:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, really? Wow, so I really don't own\Nthis house anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.95,0:17:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well this guy-
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.58,0:17:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.53,0:17:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, it's for sale now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.93,0:17:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go! So I can move back into my\Nhouse?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.26,0:18:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After you buy it again, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.08,0:18:02.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, really? Are you serious?\NI have to buy it again?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.67,0:18:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went back to the shop to go buy my\Nmansion again, but while I was at parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.39,0:18:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prison something bad happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.86,0:18:10.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The prices for houses in my neighborhood\Nwent way up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.57,0:18:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now if I wanted to buy my mansion, I would\Nhave had to pay for it with a two-block
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.57,0:18:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jump. It was too risky. I was gonna have \Nto find somewhere else to live.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.11,0:18:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fortunately, I found another shop that was\Nselling wood houses.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.06,0:18:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A bit of a downgrade from the stone house\Nbut it was all I could afford.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.52,0:18:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could either do a one-block fence jump\Nfor a small house or a one and a half
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.29,0:18:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,block stair jump for a large house.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.98,0:18:33.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I figured if I'm gonna be living on the\Nnoob level for my entire life, I might as
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.83,0:18:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well buy the big house.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.95,0:18:38.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luckily, escaping parkour prison gave me\Nthe confidence to make the jump easily.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.95,0:18:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I got a mansion in a new neighborhood\Nwhere not to my surprise, everyone fell
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.32,0:18:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into the void, \Nso it's just me living here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.37,0:18:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The house is definitely a bit of a \Ndowngrade from my previous mansion,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.76,0:18:52.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's still a two-storey house and it\Nhas a painting, which is something you
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.47,0:18:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't really see that often in parkour\Ncivilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.92,0:18:58.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just keep wondering what my life would\Nhave been like if I actually made it to
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.74,0:18:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pro civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.90,0:19:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I don't think I'll ever figure out\Nwhat it looks like out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.19,0:19:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wish that-\NWoah! What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.04,0:19:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I went to sit in my chair, I backed\Nup against the wall and there was nothing
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.90,0:19:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind me. This painting was covering \Nsomething.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.22,0:19:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I walked through the painting and it\Nrevealed a secret door.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.13,0:19:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For some reason, this house I bought had\Nsome hidden passage.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.00,0:19:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoever made this was obviously trying to\Nhide something. But what was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.57,0:19:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a ladder that led to the bottom\Nfloor. And when I got down there,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.17,0:19:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.59,0:19:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow there was already someone living\Nhere. But by their leather boots, I could
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.59,0:19:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell it was a parkour noob. \NThis was obviously some mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.50,0:19:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to go leave, but then-
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.02,0:19:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, don't leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.76,0:19:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The man spoke to me.\NHe said he's been watching me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.67,0:19:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched you enter the temple of parkour.\NI think you have what it takes to rank up.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.92,0:19:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry man, I think you're confused.\NI can never earn a ticket anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.65,0:19:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be a parkour noob forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.86,0:19:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, there is still a way I can get you a\Nticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.97,0:19:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait wait wait, what are you \Ntalking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.38,0:19:57.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was younger I earned myself a \Nticket, but I never used it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.100,0:20:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead, I hid it far far away.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.17,0:20:04.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The old man said it wasn't his destiny to\Nrank up to be a pro, but it was mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.63,0:20:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He brought out a compass and he threw it\Nto me. He told me that if I followed this
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.50,0:20:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,compass, I'll find the hidden ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.35,0:20:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was the second chance I was looking\Nfor. I had no way of knowing whether the
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.29,0:20:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,old man was telling the truth or not, but\Nat this point, I had nothing to lose.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.07,0:20:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe this works, maybe it doesn't.\NAll I know is that I wasn't done with
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.54,0:20:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour civilization just yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.54,0:20:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, just one jump at a time and I\Nshould be there soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.35,0:20:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where do you think you're going?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.87,0:20:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, this can't be good.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.04,0:20:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a parkour checkpoint.\NWhy do you want to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.61,0:20:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour civilization?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.62,0:20:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If the pro found out why I was really out\Nhere, I might go back to parkour prison.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.48,0:20:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna need an excuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.79,0:20:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, uh, just wanted to practice my\Ntwo-block jumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.82,0:20:44.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, noob. \NOut there, you'd never survive.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.34,0:20:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, what do you need to practice for?\NYou can never rank up, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.78,0:20:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite my convincing story, it didn't\Nwork. I was in big trouble now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.78,0:20:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Following this compass is the only\Npossible way I can make it up to the
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.14,0:20:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro civilization. I was gonna\Nhave to try something else.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.57,0:20:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you to go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.90,0:21:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if I paid you with a backwards jump?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.11,0:21:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A backwards jump?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.35,0:21:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, at least he's listening,\Nand now I get one chance at this-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.36,0:21:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah! Oh my god, I actually made it!\NThat was crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.27,0:21:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, no, that was crazy.\NMove aside and let me try this.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.84,0:21:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got it! Just make sure you jump\Nfar en-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.85,0:21:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shoot! That was not my plan.\NI thought he was just gonna let me pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.05,0:21:21.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, alright. Well, I guess that works.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.19,0:21:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I made it past the parkour\Ncheckpoint it was time to go searching for
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.93,0:21:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the hidden ticket. That's assuming that\Nthe ticket I'm looking for is even real.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.71,0:21:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After the mysterious old man gave me this\Ncompass and told me that it would lead to
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.65,0:21:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a ticket to rank up to parkour pro\Ncivilization, I immediately started
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.65,0:21:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,preparing for the journey because this\Ntime, I wasn't gonna fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.80,0:21:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The biggest problem I had to solve was my\Nfood supply.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.63,0:21:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parkour noobs only get fed once a day.\NAnd if this compass was taking me far away
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.14,0:21:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was no way I would survive on the\Nraw chicken.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.64,0:21:53.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for the past week, I've been doing the\Nbeef jump every single morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.15,0:21:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for the rest of the day, I tried not\Nto parkour at all so I could save the food
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.09,0:21:58.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that's when I almost got caught.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.87,0:22:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold up, what was that sound?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.43,0:22:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, I'm starving. \NThis isn't good.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.21,0:22:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you taking damage?\NAre you starving?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.39,0:22:11.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starving? Hah, no... I'm just in pain \Nbecause I love parkour so much and I wish
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.39,0:22:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could do it all the time?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.74,0:22:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh man, sorry to hear that. Yeah, love \Nhurts. Well, hope you feel better.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.23,0:22:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By some miracle, the parkour pro bought\Nmy excuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.87,0:22:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If the pro stayed around for any longer,\NI might have starved to death.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.39,0:22:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to eat the piece of beef that I just\Njumped for, but it didn't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.02,0:22:27.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had already prepared enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.47,0:22:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By rationing my food, I was able to save\Nup four pieces of beef for the journey.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.92,0:22:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had no clue whether this would be enough\Nfood to survive the trip, but the old man
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.16,0:22:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,said I had everything I needed.\NSo I guess I was just gonna have to trust
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.75,0:22:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,him again.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.45,0:22:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, it was time to go searching for the\Nticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.82,0:22:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crossing this line of stone means I'm\Nheading into the parkour outskirts.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.82,0:22:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No noob including myself has ever been out\Nhere, and probably for a good reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.50,0:22:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I know is that the further away you\Nget from parkour civilization, the more
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.50,0:22:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dangerous the jumps become.\NAlready, I was starting to see huge chunks
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.23,0:23:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of parkour missing.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.36,0:23:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one knows how the outskirts came to be\Nlike this. Or at least no one down here
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.50,0:23:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knows. Unfortunately, the compass kept\Ntaking me further and further away from
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.50,0:23:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour civilization. The old man must've\Nhid the ticket out here knowing that no
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.73,0:23:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro would ever go this deep to\Nretrieve it. I was running out of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.92,0:23:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had already been jumping for hours and\Nnow, I'm down to one piece of raw beef
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.10,0:23:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,left. And still, I found nothing.\NThat was, until I saw something in the
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.40,0:23:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,distance. I had no way of knowing, but I\Nhad a feeling that this was what I was
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.40,0:23:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking for. In all my time here in\Nparkour civilization, I have never seen
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.40,0:23:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything like this. This couldn't be a \Ncoincidence. Which means I was gonna have
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.60,0:23:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to go parkour to the top.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.01,0:23:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't really prepared for anything\Nlike this. Vertical jumps don't exist
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.01,0:23:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,naturally down here. They only place I've\Nseen vertical jumps is when I jump for
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.01,0:23:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,food. Luckily, I made it to the top\Nwithout falling into the void.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.42,0:23:53.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't see anything at first glance.\NBut when I pulled out my compass,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.82,0:23:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was in the right place.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.01,0:23:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't get it. The compass was pointing\Nme to the exact block I was standing on.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.30,0:24:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ticket should be here. Unless the old\Nman hid the ticket out of sight and put it
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.70,0:24:05.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,underground.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.78,0:24:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I broke this grass block and a parkour\Npro catches me, I would for sure be going
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.23,0:24:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back to prison for life this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.11,0:24:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if I'm gonna have any shot at\Nmaking it up to the parkour pro
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.40,0:24:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,civilization, I'm gonna take that chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.56,0:24:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, here goes nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.90,0:24:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I broke the block and underground,\Nthere was a chest.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.68,0:24:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't believe it!\NI'd actually found the ticket!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.27,0:24:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But when I opened the chest, something\Nwas wrong. There was no ticket to be found
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.41,0:24:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just a barrier. The old man lied to me.\NThere was no ticket to get up to the
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.96,0:24:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pro civilization. Why would he send me all\Nthe way out here to get a barrier block?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.28,0:24:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This didn't make any sense.\NThe old man knew I would risk my entire
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.55,0:24:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,life for a ticket, but he set me up.\NThere had to be some explanation for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.10,0:24:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if I'm lucky to survive the trip\Nback, I can ask him why he sent me all the
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.38,0:24:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,way out here just to get a barrier block.\NWhich is also illegal to have.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.54,0:24:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By some miracle, I made it back to the\Nparkour checkpoint without falling.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.10,0:25:00.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you, you were the last one to see the\Npro stationed here.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.46,0:25:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened to him?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.59,0:25:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I uh, well I showed him a backwards\Njump and then he tried it for himself
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.33,0:25:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then fell.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.13,0:25:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You? A backwards jump? Are you serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.34,0:25:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.66,0:25:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, now I have to try.\NSo you just go backwards?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.34,0:25:17.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! O...kay? \NAnd he's gone too...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.27,0:25:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I gonna be blamed for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.72,0:25:22.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fortunately, I made it back to my house \Nand no parkour pro has caught me with the
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.61,0:25:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,barrier block.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.38,0:25:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, it's time to ask this old man why in\Nthe world he sent me out there to retrieve
Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.38,0:25:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.10,0:25:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, bro. Are you gonna explain to me\Nwhy the-
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.51,0:25:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.23,0:25:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I got down to the basement, the old\Nman was nowhere to be found.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.56,0:25:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All that was left was a hole in the ground
Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.68,0:25:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did he jump into the void on purpose?\NI don't understand what's going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.22,0:25:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's when I paid attention to the\Nitem that was left on the ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.70,0:25:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew what it was before I even picked it\Nup. It was a ticket to rank up to become a
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.30,0:25:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro. The old man had it on him the\Nentire time but still sent me to retrieve
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.27,0:25:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the barrier block? The old man wanted me \Nto find this barrier for a reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.38,0:26:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, this was the sign that I was\Nready to rank up to become a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.64,0:26:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was time to head to the parkour temple.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.97,0:26:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made my way back to the place that I\Nnever thought I'd step foot in again.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.90,0:26:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The place where no parkour noob in history\Nhas ever made it out alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.90,0:26:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went ahead and ate my last piece of beef
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.20,0:26:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like last time, I was in such a\Nperfect spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.79,0:26:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three full bars of hunger is exactly what\NI need to make it to the top.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.35,0:26:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The barrier guarding the temple was up, so\NI threw in my ticket and the entrance to
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.66,0:26:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the parkour temple was now open.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.71,0:26:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I had to do now was do something that\NI totally never do, and that's fail
Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.40,0:26:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one-block jumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.36,0:26:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I made the first jump. That's always\Na good sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.95,0:26:38.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This time around was different.\NI wasn't gonna let the pressure get to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.47,0:26:42.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna be the first noob to ever rank\Nup to the pro civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.41,0:26:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, no. Looking at this jump is giving me\Nflashbacks.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.19,0:26:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My journey to becoming a parkour pro\Nstarts no-
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.20,0:26:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. This time was different.\NI successfully made the first jump and for
Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.20,0:26:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first time in my life, I was actually\Non the parkour course.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.83,0:26:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, all I had to do was just take it one\Njump at a time.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.93,0:27:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first section was the stone blocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.01,0:27:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So far, I've only encountered one-block\Nvertical jumps, but they were nothing I
Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.81,0:27:09.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,couldn't handle. Even though I had been on\Nthe course for a good amount of time,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.62,0:27:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was still ways away from making it to\Nthe top.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.99,0:27:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After I passed the stone block section, \NI moved on to the stone slab section.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.72,0:27:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slabs aren't too common in the noob level\Nof parkour civilization, but luckily this
Dialogue: 0,0:27:19.63,0:27:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,section wasn't too hard. But it was the\Nnext section I was worried about.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.12,0:27:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The stair jumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.97,0:27:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This next jump I had to complete was by\Nfar the hardest jump I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.97,0:27:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a two-block jump, but I had to go\Nup half a block.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.100,0:27:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I didn't come all this way to give up.\NI went for the jump, but I jumped too
Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.84,0:27:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,early. I thought this was it, but by some\Nmiracle, a block below me broke my fall.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.04,0:27:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I only took two and a half hearts of \Ndamage. But that was too close to call.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.90,0:27:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I was even the slightest bit off, \NI could have been all the way down there
Dialogue: 0,0:27:46.58,0:27:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the void.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.28,0:27:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On my second time around, I made the jump.\NThat stair jump essentially marked the end
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.28,0:27:54.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the stair section. And now, I was on\Nthe stone walls.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.03,0:27:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walls were almost never seen at the noob\Nlevel. But fortunately, I didn't see
Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.03,0:28:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything bigger than a one-block jump for\Nthe rest of the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.95,0:28:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I had to do was sneak and stay on the\Ncourse. And that's when I got to the point
Dialogue: 0,0:28:04.95,0:28:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when the jumps stopped.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.10,0:28:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was so high off the ground now, but I \Nknew I was at the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.33,0:28:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I climbed up the stairs until I was face\Nto face with the entrance to the parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.68,0:28:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pro civilization. This was it, I was about\Nto be the first noob in history to rank up
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.24,0:28:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then, the realization hit me.\NThe last jump to get to the parkour pro
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.45,0:28:26.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,civilization was a three-block jump.\NIt was impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.65,0:28:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was why no noob has ever ranked up\Nto become a pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.98,0:28:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The course was impossible to begin with.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:32.10,0:28:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then, I remembered the barrier.\NThis is what the old man wanted me to
Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.78,0:28:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,use it for. He knew the course was\Nimpossible and he wanted to give me a
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.16,0:28:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chance to rank up.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.15,0:28:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I placed down the barrier block and I made\Nthe two-block jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.40,0:28:45.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it! I actually did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.72,0:28:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was the first noob in history to ever\Ncomplete this course.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.07,0:28:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one at the bottom level knows what\Nsociety is like up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.18,0:28:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was gonna be the first one to\Nfigure it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.66,0:28:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was it gonna be like?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.12,0:28:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was I actually gonna be able to see\Nthe sky?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.57,0:29:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess we'll find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.02,0:29:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I walked up to the stone walls and the\Ndoors opened, revealing a room I've never
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.35,0:29:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seen anything like before.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:05.71,0:29:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I turned the corner and I saw a parkour\Npro just standing there.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.76,0:29:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.98,0:29:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the, who are you?\NWhere did you come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.58,0:29:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the only one working here.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.09,0:29:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... came from the noob level.\NI just beat the course and ranked up.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.30,0:29:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, um.. I was not expecting this. \NI'm not sure what to do here.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:23.78,0:29:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, just go over there and throw your\Nleather boots in the lava.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.90,0:29:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, time to get my iron boots!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.88,0:29:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir, one ranked up. A noob by the name\Nof Evbo. Yes sir, I'll keep an eye on him.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.11,0:29:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that was it. That was the last time I\Nwould ever wear leather boots again
Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.74,0:29:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the rest of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.94,0:29:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the looks of it, I only had one more\Nlava jump to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.70,0:29:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this time, there were dispensers.\NI backed up and jumped over the lava
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.35,0:29:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was equipped with iron boots.\NI was officially a parkour pro!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.70,0:29:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After I went through, I saw one more jump\Nthat led to some barrels.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.93,0:29:54.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this for?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.91,0:29:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's for food. You only have to pay one\Njump for two steak here.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.96,0:30:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only a one-block jump for food?\NThat's amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.58,0:30:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I opened the barrel to see something that\NI've never seen before.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.89,0:30:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cooked... meat? In all of these!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.50,0:30:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my entire life living on the noob level\NI've never seen a piece of cooked beef.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:10.64,0:30:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, as a parkour pro, I could fully\Nreplenish my hunger bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.20,0:30:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that meant I could sprint now.\NOh man, this is crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:17.90,0:30:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations on becoming a parkour pro.\NYou can now head up those steps and begin
Dialogue: 0,0:30:22.15,0:30:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your life in parkour pro civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.48,0:30:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those were the exact words I wanted to \Nhear.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.68,0:30:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is it! When I walk up these steps, I\Nwill be at the top level of parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:30:30.34,0:30:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:31.04,0:30:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I walked into the temple, I \Nimmediately saw massive statues.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:35.04,0:30:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These statues looked like they were\Nshowing the parkour noobs and the
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.37,0:30:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pros. They even had their boots \Non. This place is insane!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.61,0:30:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen anything like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.32,0:30:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, look at these statu-\NWhat the? Gold boots?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:47.57,0:30:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who wears gold boots?\NThis doesn't make any sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.02,0:30:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this? Am I not at the top of\Nparkour civilization?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.59,0:31:00.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, parkour delivery.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.86,0:31:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, my parkour delivery is here!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.06,0:31:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I'm a parkour pro,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.44,0:31:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can get parkour delivered to my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:07.69,0:31:11.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, did you order parkour construction\Nto this house? Yes sir, that's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:11.23,0:31:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ordered the six-block-tall slime jump\Nto my bedroom. Sounds good!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.23,0:31:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where do you want it built?\NUh let's see, I think this would be a good
Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.56,0:31:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,place for it.\NYou think you can build it right there?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:21.10,0:31:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh sure, I can make that happen!\NTo think just a few days ago
Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.99,0:31:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was a parkour noob and now I'm getting\Ncustom parkour jumps installed in my house
Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.03,0:31:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.29,0:31:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This looks good?\NYep I think it's perfect
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.43,0:31:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, thanks man for parkouring\Nall the way out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.86,0:31:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, you got my payment?\NOh yeah yeah yeah for sure
Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.30,0:31:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was four one blocks in a row right?\NOkay 1 2 3 4
Dialogue: 0,0:31:40.10,0:31:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there you go thank you very much.\NAnd my tip? Your tip? Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.70,0:31:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't tell me you thought you weren't\Ngoing to tip me.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.26,0:31:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're a parkour pro, Its always\Nexpected that you tip when you
Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.35,0:31:52.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buy something.\NOh, I hope I make this! Oh, that was close
Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.05,0:31:54.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow a 360? yeah, you're good man,\Nthanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.63,0:31:58.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like most things in parkour\Ncivilization, the way you tip is with
Dialogue: 0,0:31:58.11,0:32:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more parkour. Luckily, I survived\Nthat payment for the jump installed
Dialogue: 0,0:32:01.52,0:32:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my house. If i missed any one of those\Njumps I would have fallen back down to the
Dialogue: 0,0:32:05.52,0:32:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour noob level and my journey\Nto become a pro would have
Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.33,0:32:11.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been for nothing. But I won't say\Nit wasn't worth it because now,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:11.39,0:32:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can practice slime jumps anytime I want\Ninside of my house, and this is how my new
Dialogue: 0,0:32:15.39,0:32:19.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,life is as a pro in parkour civilization.\NNo parkour noob at the bottom level knows
Dialogue: 0,0:32:19.39,0:32:23.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what life is like up here.\NExcept I was the only one to rank up and
Dialogue: 0,0:32:23.39,0:32:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,become a part of parkour society.\NTo rank up to a parkour pro I had to be
Dialogue: 0,0:32:27.39,0:32:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first noob in history to beat\Nan impossible parkour course.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.39,0:32:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I got to the top, I got my iron boots\Nand I was officially a pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.39,0:32:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I had made it, I thought I was\Nat the top of parkour civilization but
Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.39,0:32:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's when I realized, I truly knew\Nnothing about the world I was living in.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.39,0:32:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My journey to getting to the top\Nof parkour civilization wasn't even close
Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.39,0:32:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to being done. Now I was about to discover\Nwhat life was like on the second layer
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.39,0:32:55.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Parkour Civilization.\NAt the parkour pro level, everywhere you
Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.39,0:32:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look is a two-block jump. When I was a\Nparkour noob, I thought two-block jumps
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.05,0:33:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were extremely hard but now\Nthat I could sprint, I realized they were
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.30,0:33:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,almost like one-block jumps.\NSomething about the pro level felt
Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.29,0:33:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,different maybe it was the fact that when\NI was a noob I would see dirt in the sky
Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.15,0:33:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now there's nothing above me and\Nthat's when I looked back at the parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:33:12.80,0:33:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,temple. There was still a world above me\Nand now it was way higher up
Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.04,0:33:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there was something else that was \Ndifferent. I was staring down at the house
Dialogue: 0,0:33:19.92,0:33:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used to live in. When I down on the noob\Nlevel, I would look up and all I would see
Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.95,0:33:27.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is dirt but somehow on the pro level \NI could look down and I could only assume
Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.73,0:33:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the same goes for the layer above me \Nnow that I was adjusted to my surroundings
Dialogue: 0,0:33:31.73,0:33:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was time to go searching for a place\Nto buy a house. That was assuming that
Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.46,0:33:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,life still worked like that up here. When\NI took a look around all I saw were the
Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.38,0:33:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same identical buildings. Maybe this time \NI wouldn't be getting a mansion.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.90,0:33:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's when I found a building that looked\Ndifferent and it definitely didn't look
Dialogue: 0,0:33:46.85,0:33:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a house. When I walked inside the \Nbuilding sure enough, it was a shop to buy
Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.70,0:33:53.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a new house. Hey, aren't you the noob who\Nranked up?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:53.21,0:33:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be me. Oh, yeah, I thought\Nwas you. I'm selling houses today, choose
Dialogue: 0,0:33:56.97,0:34:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one you want to buy. Let's go! It's time\Nto buy my first house as a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:00.78,0:34:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see what these prices are, I can get\None house for a two-block jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.25,0:34:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Thats super cheap! all right what is \Nthis one over here, I can get one house
Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.17,0:34:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a 2.5 block jump. Okay, that's a \Nlittle more expensive and this last one
Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.87,0:34:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is one house for a three-block jump, wait\Nwhy are these all the same, all of these
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.80,0:34:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,options are for the same house. \NOops, busted ha-ha. I was trying to get
Dialogue: 0,0:34:19.50,0:34:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a little more profit. Why would anyone\Nfall for that? Since there was only one
Dialogue: 0,0:34:23.22,0:34:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,house to buy, I obviously went with the\Ncheapest option and bought my first house
Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.10,0:34:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a two-block jump. Congrats on buying\Nyour first house as a parkour pro, let me
Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.10,0:34:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take you to it. Let's go! Since all the\Nhouses were identical it was no surprise
Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.10,0:34:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I got one that looked like this. \NUh, you're all set to move in. Feel free
Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.10,0:34:42.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to call the parkour delivery service if \Nyou want your jumps changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.35,0:34:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A parkour delivery service let's go! \Nbeing a parkour pro is awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:45.73,0:34:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The living room in my house had two \None-block jumps and the entire house
Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.73,0:34:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,itself was three stories tall. Looks like \Nthree jumps to get to my bed on the top
Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.73,0:34:58.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,floor. Hey, it's your neighbor, can I come\Nin? Oh, uh, sure. Thanks. You're that one
Dialogue: 0,0:34:58.82,0:35:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EPO guy, right? You're the noob who beat \Nthe course and ranked up? Uh, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.83,0:35:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's me, I'm the first one to do it I \Nguess. I can't believe you're my neighbor,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:06.78,0:35:10.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's crazy! well, you probably have\Nquestions about life up here, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:10.49,0:35:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything you want to know? Uh, yeah, \None actually, uh, what happens when we
Dialogue: 0,0:35:14.88,0:35:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fall? what is the punishment for missing \Na jump at the pro level? You go down a
Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.88,0:35:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,level. If you miss a jump, you'll be a \Nnoob and you'll have to beat the course
Dialogue: 0,0:35:22.88,0:35:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,again. Okay, so I can never fall, noted. \NSo, who are the people above us then
Dialogue: 0,0:35:26.88,0:35:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's above a pro? It's probably best I\Njust show you. Here, come with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:31.42,0:35:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My neighbor started telling me everything\Nthere was to know about
Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.36,0:35:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour civilization. He brought me back\Nto the parkour Temple where all the
Dialogue: 0,0:35:40.46,0:35:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,statues were. He explained how parkour \Ncivilization starts at the noob level and
Dialogue: 0,0:35:44.46,0:35:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at level two you become a parkour pro then\Nthere were the parkour masters. If you
Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.46,0:35:52.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were lucky enough to rank up you get gold\Nboots and you become a master. My neighbor
Dialogue: 0,0:35:52.46,0:35:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,said that parkour master's never come down\Nto the pro level but if they do ever come
Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.46,0:36:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down its a parkour pros nightmare.\NHe said the parkour masters are ruthless
Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.95,0:36:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then he walked over to the largest
Dialogue: 0,0:36:04.72,0:36:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,statue, the one with the diamond boots.\NHe said that this was the parkour champion
Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.72,0:36:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said that most people down here don't\Neven believe the champion is real but the
Dialogue: 0,0:36:13.13,0:36:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stories say, there can only be one parkour\Nchampion. Whoever that was, lives at the
Dialogue: 0,0:36:17.98,0:36:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,top of parkour civilization. Which means \Nif I was going to make it to the top, I
Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.98,0:36:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would have to become a parkour champion.\NMy first day as a parkour pro was strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:26.43,0:36:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For once, no one was at my door making me\Nparkour for food. Then the question was
Dialogue: 0,0:36:30.91,0:36:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how do I get food now or what do I even\Ndo? I saw that there was another pro going
Dialogue: 0,0:36:34.91,0:36:38.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somewhere so I decided to follow him. Soon\Nafter, I saw another pro going in the same
Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.91,0:36:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,direction which meant they were probably \Nheading to something important.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:42.47,0:36:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After jumping for a few minutes, I saw \Nwhat they were heading to, they were all
Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.47,0:36:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to this massive structure in the distance.\NWhen I got closer, I saw there was a bunch
Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.47,0:36:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of parkour pros lined up for something.\NWhatever this place was these parkour pros
Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.47,0:37:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're willing to do two-block jumps to get\Nhere. Fortunately, I didn't fail any of
Dialogue: 0,0:37:00.22,0:37:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these jumps and I made it into the line.\NI must've woken up late to whatever this
Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.22,0:37:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was because I was the last one to show up.\NI didn't know if that was a good thing or
Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.22,0:37:12.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a bad thing. But that's when I saw what \Neveryone was waiting line for.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.22,0:37:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a dispenser at the end of the \Nstructure. The pro in front of me picked
Dialogue: 0,0:37:16.22,0:37:20.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up two items but the only thing I saw them\Nholding was a piece of paper. What could
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.22,0:37:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be so valuable about that piece of paper \Nthat people would wait in line this long
Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.22,0:37:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for? When it was my turn, I clicked the \Nbutton and I got a piece of steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:27.84,0:37:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this is how the parkour pros get food.\NThen I received the piece of paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.84,0:37:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The paper said farmwork equals 15 minutes\Nand this is when I realized how life was
Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.96,0:37:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,different on the pro level of parkour \Ncivilization. Instead of parkouring
Dialogue: 0,0:37:40.96,0:37:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for food like the noobs do, the pros \Nparkour for work, just like the guy who
Dialogue: 0,0:37:44.96,0:37:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sold me my house the guards in parkour\Nprison or even the pros that fed me every
Dialogue: 0,0:37:48.96,0:37:52.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,day. They were all just completing their\Ndaily task that they got from this piece
Dialogue: 0,0:37:52.96,0:37:57.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of paper and now for my first daily task I\Nwas assigned to work on the farm. Before
Dialogue: 0,0:37:57.85,0:38:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this I had never seen an animal in parkour\Ncivilization but this is the place they
Dialogue: 0,0:38:02.40,0:38:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were all kept. This place was responsible\Nfor feeding all of the parkour pros and
Dialogue: 0,0:38:06.40,0:38:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all of the parkour noobs and it should be \Nno surprise in parkour civilization even
Dialogue: 0,0:38:10.85,0:38:15.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the animals had to do a parkour course.\NMy daily task meant that I had to watch
Dialogue: 0,0:38:15.43,0:38:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all of the animals that did the parkour \Ncourse. Oh man, this job is terrible! Now
Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.90,0:38:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just going to have to watch a cow fall\Noff and di- woah what the! Oh my god this
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.00,0:38:28.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cow is cooking how did he even do that?\NThe parkour pros only eat the meat from
Dialogue: 0,0:38:28.75,0:38:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the animals that complete the parkour \Ncourse. They say it enhances your parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.75,0:38:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,abilities, as for the other animals that \Ndon't make the course well that's where
Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.75,0:38:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the meat comes from on the noob level. \NAnd some noobs going to have to eat that
Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.75,0:38:44.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wow I cannot say I miss that! Parkour pros\Ndo their daily tasks for a reason. Once
Dialogue: 0,0:38:44.75,0:38:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've completed the task that you got on\Nyour piece of paper, you take it to the
Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.75,0:38:52.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,training grounds. This place is basically\Nthe only reason parkour pros are
Dialogue: 0,0:38:52.75,0:38:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,incentivized to work. This is because this\Nis the only place in parkour civilization
Dialogue: 0,0:38:56.75,0:39:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you can practice parkour without\Nworrying about falling to the lower level.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.28,0:39:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The entrance to the training grounds is \Nblocked by a barrier and the only way in
Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.28,0:39:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is to throw in your slip of paper once \Nyou've completed the work. The daily task
Dialogue: 0,0:39:09.28,0:39:14.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I completed gave me 15 minutes of practice\Ntime. That meant for the next 15 minutes I
Dialogue: 0,0:39:14.44,0:39:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could practice any parkour jump I could \Npossibly think of. Here you have the
Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.44,0:39:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ability to build and parkour jump you want\Nbut with this being my first day as a
Dialogue: 0,0:39:22.44,0:39:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro I didn't even know what I \Nneeded to practice so I just decided to
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.44,0:39:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the jumps that people left here. It seemed\Nlike a lot of the pros were practicing
Dialogue: 0,0:39:30.36,0:39:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fence jumps which are jumps I had little\Nto no experience on but what scared me
Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.36,0:39:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the most is what I saw over here. Someone\Nwas practicing not one but multiple three
Dialogue: 0,0:39:39.03,0:39:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,block vertical jumps it almost seemed\Nimpossible to do even one but if someone
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.33,0:39:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was practicing these jumps that could only\Nmean one thing. That the way up to become
Dialogue: 0,0:39:48.34,0:39:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a parkour master would be nearly\Nimpossible. If I was going to have any
Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.73,0:39:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shot at ranking up to become a master, I\Nwas going to have to spend much more time
Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.73,0:39:59.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in here practicing. Ah another beautiful \Nday and I don't have to wake up to either
Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.73,0:40:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,raw chicken or raw beef! Even though I've \Nonly been here for a few days
Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.13,0:40:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I haven't really enjoyed\Nmyself yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:05.44,0:40:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, for once in my life, I don't even\Nhave to go outside to parkour for food.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.90,0:40:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even have to grab my piece of\Nsteak, I'll still have full hunger for
Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.58,0:40:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,days. And now, instead of being bullied by\Nall the parkour pros like I was down at
Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.58,0:40:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the noob level, I can just do anything I\Nwant and no one's here to punish me.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.38,0:40:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you wanna come with me to get our\Ndaily jobs? I don't wanna be late.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.02,0:40:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... yeah. I don't think I'm gonna do my\Ndaily task. I think I'm just gonna chill
Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.27,0:40:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,today, honestly.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:30.25,0:40:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? What do you mean you're gonna chill?\NYou're not gonna get your daily task?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:35.16,0:40:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:36.73,0:40:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? I mean, no one says we have to, so \Nwhat's the problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.60,0:40:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know... I just have never seen\Nanyone not do their daily task.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.65,0:40:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Maybe I'm teaching the parkour pros\Nthat they don't have to parkour all the
Dialogue: 0,0:40:48.46,0:40:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.16,0:40:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But later that day, I realized I'd made a\Nhuge mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.97,0:40:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Horn noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:40:54.05,0:40:56.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh.. What in the world is that sound?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.45,0:41:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, come on. I was just trying to sleep.\NWho keeps making that horn noise?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.28,0:41:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, hurry! You gotta get out here now.\NFollow me and make sure you don't miss a
Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.28,0:41:05.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:05.03,0:41:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah woah woah, what's going on?\NBe late for what?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:07.42,0:41:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, where are you going?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.68,0:41:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I started parkouring in the direction that\Nmy neighbor was going.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.77,0:41:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's when I saw a bunch of parkour\Npros lined up standing completely still.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:15.99,0:41:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had no clue what was going on, but I\Nfollowed my neighbor and soon, I got in
Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.05,0:41:24.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,line with all of the other parkour pros.\NNo one was saying anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:24.05,0:41:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, can anyone tell me what's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.99,0:41:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, don't say anything and look straight\Nahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:28.48,0:41:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why? Can't someone just explain what's\Nhappening?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:30.98,0:41:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's when it happened.\NNot too far ahead, someone dropped down
Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.28,0:41:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the sky. \NIt was a parkour master.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:37.08,0:41:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of you was supposed to design a new\Ncourse. But someone didn't do their task.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:41.92,0:41:42.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:42.71,0:41:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, I'm done for. \NWhy does this have to be me?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:45.41,0:41:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched as the parkour master\Ninterrogated each and every one of the
Dialogue: 0,0:41:49.13,0:41:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pros, knowing that sooner or later\Nhe was going to show up where I was.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.87,0:41:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You. What was your task?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:55.25,0:42:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My task? I uh... I was selling houses to\Nnoobs on the bottom level.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:00.10,0:42:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)\NSomeone already did that task.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:02.84,0:42:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare for a parkour battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:04.78,0:42:06.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A parkour battle?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:07.36,0:42:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The parkour battle starts now.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:09.93,0:42:13.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just great. Why does my first\Nparkour battle have to be against a
Dialogue: 0,0:42:13.41,0:42:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour master?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.53,0:42:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For my first attack, I'm attacking you\Nwith a three-block jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:18.53,0:42:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, a three-block jump, that's doable.\NI think I can survive this round.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:22.12,0:42:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In parkour civilization, it should be no\Nsurprise that people fight each other with
Dialogue: 0,0:42:26.12,0:42:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more parkour. If someone attacks you with\Na jump and you don't make it, you pay the
Dialogue: 0,0:42:30.44,0:42:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,price.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.16,0:42:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this isn't good. \NI'm already down four hearts?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:33.62,0:42:35.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)\NI gave you an easy one.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:35.41,0:42:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I guess this is going to be over \Nfaster than I thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:38.25,0:42:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get ready for my next attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.74,0:42:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The worst part about parkour battles is\Nyou can't even attack your opponent until
Dialogue: 0,0:42:43.74,0:42:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you defend one of their attacks.\NAnd by the looks of this next jump,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:47.06,0:42:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I probably won't be attacking the parkour\Nmaster at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:50.03,0:42:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your turn. Four blocks by three blocks \Ndiagonal jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.25,0:42:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, here goes nothing.\NOne two three four, one two three.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:57.25,0:43:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh man, this is so far.\NHow did he do this first try?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:00.25,0:43:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was hoping I would get lucky, but \Nluck wasn't on my side.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.42,0:43:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The second attack hit me and I was down\Nto two hearts.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.16,0:43:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)\NThis is too fun for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:08.46,0:43:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One more attack and you'll be gone forever
Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.98,0:43:14.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The parkour master was right. If I failed\Nto defend one more attack,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:14.44,0:43:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's game over for me.\NAll I could hope for now is that the
Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.26,0:43:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour master fails this last jump.\NThat way, I could actually have a chance
Dialogue: 0,0:43:20.91,0:43:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to attack. \NNo way he makes this first try-
Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.43,0:43:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, he made it.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:24.74,0:43:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is it for you parkour pro.\NA three-block vertical jump to
Dialogue: 0,0:43:28.23,0:43:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decide your fate.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:29.46,0:43:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was it. My entire journey in parkour\Ncivilization came down to this one jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.93,0:43:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it was a three-block vertical jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:35.93,0:43:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought when I ranked up to become a \Nparkour pro, my days of parkouring to
Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.93,0:43:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,survive were over. But I soon realized I\Nknew nothing about parkour society.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:44.38,0:43:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even as a pro, I wasn't even close to\Nbeing at the top of parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:48.67,0:43:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The parkour pros were the workers of\Nsociety.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.11,0:43:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every day, we would get a new daily job to\Ncomplete, and I found out the hard way
Dialogue: 0,0:43:55.11,0:43:58.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what happens if you skip your job.\NBecause the one day I didn't get my daily
Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.93,0:44:02.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,task, a parkour master came down and\Nchallenged me to a parkour battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:02.93,0:44:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now I have to do the hardest jump I've\Never done in my life if I wanna live.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:06.93,0:44:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was it. All my work to rank up to\Nbecome a parkour pro was gonna be for
Dialogue: 0,0:44:11.14,0:44:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing if I didn't make this jump.\NBut at least I was gona die trying.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.88,0:44:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took a deep breath and I jumped.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.25,0:44:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Is... is this real? I... I did it!\NI made a three-block vertical jump!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:22.68,0:44:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)\NYou just bought yourself five more minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:44:25.47,0:44:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of time. But we both know your fate.\NGet ready to attack me.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:28.96,0:44:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The parkour master was right.\NAll I did was buy myself a little time.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:32.51,0:44:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How was I gonna be able to do a jump that\Nthe parkour master couldn't do?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:36.25,0:44:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if I make it too easy the parkour\Nmaster will just get another chance to
Dialogue: 0,0:44:39.88,0:44:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attack me. I got lucky last time, but I\Ndon't think I'd survive another attack
Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.58,0:44:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the parkour master.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.78,0:44:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For my first attack, I built a one-block\Njump and I did a 360.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:48.96,0:44:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe, just maybe there was a chance\Nthis would work.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:51.65,0:44:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, a 360? I've never done that before, \Nbut if you did it, it can't be that hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.56,0:44:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go! He's never done it before!\NI needed him to fail this jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.95,0:45:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? How? Who even does 360s?\NWhat is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:03.95,0:45:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By some miracle, my attack against the\Nparkour master was successful.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:07.67,0:45:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I found his weakness.\NHe couldn't do a 360. This was my chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:11.67,0:45:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just had to make sure that I kept making\Nmy jumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:14.55,0:45:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For my next attack, I built a two-block\Njump. I've never even made this jump
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.18,0:45:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before, but my entire life depended on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.48,0:45:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I jumped and I successfully made a \Ntwo-block jump with a 360.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:24.78,0:45:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ridiculous. How are you doing\Nthese jumps?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:27.84,0:45:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched as the parkour master tried to\Ndefend against my attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.17,0:45:34.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But once again, the 360 was too difficult\Nfor him.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:34.29,0:45:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This can't be possible. \NHow are you beating me?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:36.90,0:45:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, both the parkour master and I were at\Ntwo hearts.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:39.92,0:45:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next person to land an attack would \Nwin the parkour battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:43.22,0:45:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, you ready for a three-block jump\Nwith a 360?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:46.07,0:45:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, stop. I yield. \NYou win the parkour battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.55,0:45:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Are you serious? No way!\NI actually won the parkour battle?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:53.84,0:45:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow, I beat a parkour master!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:56.52,0:46:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you beat me, I have something that\Ncan help you rank up to become a
Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.52,0:46:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour master.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:01.56,0:46:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could become a parkour master? \NThe master said that the course to
Dialogue: 0,0:46:05.56,0:46:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,becoming a parkour master would be\Nimpossible. But he had something that
Dialogue: 0,0:46:09.00,0:46:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could help me along the way. He pulled \Nout an item and threw it on the ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.76,0:46:16.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to pick it up and I figured out\Nthat it was a totem of undying.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:16.33,0:46:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said somewhere in the course, there was\Na jump that I won't survive.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:19.75,0:46:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll know it when I see it.