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Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour.

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Alright, time for my mandatory parkour

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check. <i>Sigh.</i> Let's get this over with.

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You're late. You know the deal. You can do

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the one block jump for the raw chicken, or

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you can attempt the one block vertical

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jump for the beef. Here, in parkour

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civilization, no one chooses to jump for

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the beef. It's better to be safe and do

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the one block jump for the chicken rather

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than risk your entire life for just half a

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hunger bar more.

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Tomorrow, you better not be late.

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Or you'll be doing two block jumps as

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punishment. Yes, sir. Sorry, I won't be

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late next time.