[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.31,0:00:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, time for my mandatory parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.08,0:00:05.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,check. {\i1}Sigh.{\i0} Let's get this over with.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.49,0:00:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're late. You know the deal. You can do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.50,0:00:09.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the one block jump for the raw chicken, or
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.51,0:00:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can attempt the one block vertical
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.92,0:00:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jump for the beef. Here, in parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.51,0:00:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,civilization, no one chooses to jump for
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.66,0:00:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the beef. It's better to be safe and do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.47,0:00:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the one block jump for the chicken rather
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.18,0:00:20.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than risk your entire life for just half a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.22,0:00:21.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hunger bar more.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.19,0:00:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow, you better not be late.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.02,0:00:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or you'll be doing two block jumps as
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.58,0:00:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,punishment. Yes, sir. Sorry, I won't be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.24,0:00:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,late next time.