1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,314 Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour. 2 00:00:02,314 --> 00:00:05,974 Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check. Sigh. Let's get this over with. 3 00:00:05,974 --> 00:00:10,004 You're late. You know the deal. You can do the one block jump for the raw chicken, or 4 00:00:10,004 --> 00:00:12,684 you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef. 5 00:00:12,684 --> 00:00:15,463 Here, in parkour civilization, no one chooses to jump for 6 00:00:15,463 --> 00:00:19,322 the beef. It's better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather 7 00:00:19,322 --> 00:00:22,134 than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more. 8 00:00:22,134 --> 00:00:25,527 Tomorrow, you better not be late. Or you'll be doing two block jumps as 9 00:00:25,527 --> 00:00:26,263 punishment. 10 00:00:26,263 --> 00:00:28,333 Yes, sir. Sorry, I won't be late next time. 11 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:30,803 Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed once a day. 12 00:00:30,803 --> 00:00:33,953 One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day. 13 00:00:33,953 --> 00:00:36,023 But that's the life of parkour civilization. 14 00:00:36,023 --> 00:00:38,033 If you wanna survive, you have to parkour. 15 00:00:38,033 --> 00:00:39,822 Every parkour noob has the same goal. 16 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:43,362 And that's to make it to the top layer where all the parkour pros live. 17 00:00:43,362 --> 00:00:46,130 Except most parkour pros are born on the top layer. 18 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:48,700 If you're a parkour noob, there's only one way up. 19 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,824 And that is through the Temple of Parkour. 20 00:00:50,824 --> 00:00:54,444 The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the 21 00:00:54,444 --> 00:00:55,894 bottom layer to the top layer. 22 00:00:55,894 --> 00:00:59,394 To make it up, you have to do an incredibly hard parkour course that no 23 00:00:59,394 --> 00:01:01,254 parkour noob has ever completed. 24 00:01:01,254 --> 00:01:04,589 And that's assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. 25 00:01:04,589 --> 00:01:07,169 The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier. 26 00:01:07,169 --> 00:01:11,299 And the only way a parkour noob gets past a barrier is if they've earned a ticket. 27 00:01:11,299 --> 00:01:14,959 I've never even tried getting a ticket before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a 28 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,905 parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to. 29 00:01:16,905 --> 00:01:20,375 In my neighborhood pretty much everyone has fallen into the void and died 30 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:22,585 except for the guy who lives right next to me. 31 00:01:22,585 --> 00:01:24,385 He's been my neighbor for five years. 32 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,285 No! Why did you try going for the beef? 33 00:01:26,285 --> 00:01:28,355 I guess I have to change my statement. 34 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:30,305 I now live in in this neighborhood alone. 35 00:01:30,305 --> 00:01:34,095 In parkour civilization, only parkour pros are allowed to break or place blocks. 36 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:36,195 For parkour noobs, it's strictly prohibited. 37 00:01:36,195 --> 00:01:38,575 And unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. 38 00:01:38,575 --> 00:01:42,045 A while ago I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. 39 00:01:42,045 --> 00:01:46,435 No one has seen an oak log in years since trees don't exist in parkour civilization 40 00:01:46,435 --> 00:01:47,743 so I had to try to take it. 41 00:01:47,743 --> 00:01:48,646 Stop right now. 42 00:01:48,646 --> 00:01:49,726 Oh no, I'm done for. 43 00:01:49,726 --> 00:01:52,566 You really thought you could break that without me noticing? 44 00:01:52,566 --> 00:01:54,526 What, were you gonna try to cheat parkour? 45 00:01:54,526 --> 00:01:58,176 No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I 46 00:01:58,176 --> 00:01:59,176 wanted to collect it. 47 00:01:59,176 --> 00:02:00,916 Stop talking. Give me two jumps now. 48 00:02:00,916 --> 00:02:03,736 Two jumps in a row? Okay. Sorry sir, I'll do it right now. 49 00:02:03,736 --> 00:02:07,276 You know what? You seem a little too happy about two. Let's make it three. 50 00:02:07,276 --> 00:02:08,356 Okay? I'll do three... 51 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:10,866 You know what? Now let's make it four jumps in a row. 52 00:02:10,866 --> 00:02:12,176 Ah, four in a row? Come on. 53 00:02:12,176 --> 00:02:15,906 In parkour civilization it should be no surprise that all punishments were just 54 00:02:15,906 --> 00:02:16,976 more forms of parkour. 55 00:02:16,976 --> 00:02:19,746 And that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block. 56 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:23,256 You're lucky you got a light punishment. Don't forget you're at the bottom 57 00:02:23,256 --> 00:02:24,345 so follow the rules. 58 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:27,865 It's safe to say that if you're at the bottom level of parkour civilization 59 00:02:27,865 --> 00:02:29,178 it's not exactly the best. 60 00:02:29,178 --> 00:02:31,768 But not everything in parkour civilization is that bad. 61 00:02:31,768 --> 00:02:35,728 For example, I was able to use parkour to buy the biggest house in the neighborhood. 62 00:02:35,728 --> 00:02:38,498 In parkour civilization literally everything is parkour 63 00:02:38,498 --> 00:02:40,778 and that means parkour has replaced money. 64 00:02:40,778 --> 00:02:42,858 Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy. 65 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:46,858 It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, all you have to do to buy anything is just 66 00:02:46,858 --> 00:02:48,108 make more parkour jumps. 67 00:02:48,108 --> 00:02:53,010 I'm not really sure why or how parkour works as a currency, but all I know is 68 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:55,249 I basically bought a two-storey house for free. 69 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:59,009 Somehow when I was buying my house I convinced myself to go for the ladder jump 70 00:02:59,009 --> 00:03:00,169 to buy the bigger house. 71 00:03:00,169 --> 00:03:04,539 In parkour civilization parkour jumps with trickier items like ladders are worth more 72 00:03:04,539 --> 00:03:07,000 That's why this jump basically bought me a mansion. 73 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,630 No way! Thank you for buying the big house 74 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:11,780 Let me take you right to it. Just follow me. 75 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:14,590 Let's go! This is awesome, I just bought my first house. 76 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:16,926 All houses in parkour civilization are pre-built. 77 00:03:16,926 --> 00:03:18,746 And they all have one thing in common. 78 00:03:18,746 --> 00:03:23,066 It's a requirement that every single house has a parkour jump inside to get to your 79 00:03:23,066 --> 00:03:27,066 bed. This is a way to make sure everyone in parkour civilization parkours 80 00:03:27,066 --> 00:03:29,319 everywhere they go. Even inside the house. 81 00:03:29,319 --> 00:03:32,919 So, this is the neighborhood you'll be living in. You're the only two-storey 82 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,049 house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll give you a house tour. 83 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,679 This is so sick! That ladder jump literally made me the richest one in the 84 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:40,389 neighborhood. 85 00:03:40,389 --> 00:03:44,149 As you can see, you have a jump on the top floor and a jump on the bottom floor. 86 00:03:44,149 --> 00:03:47,009 Let me show you the upstairs and then the house is all yours. 87 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:50,699 Alright, I mean everything looks good. I just have to do this jump to my bed. 88 00:03:50,699 --> 00:03:52,969 Uh, yeah! I think I got everything figured out. 89 00:03:52,969 --> 00:03:56,349 Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check if your parkour jump is good. 90 00:03:56,349 --> 00:03:58,439 How are you supposed to check if it's good? 91 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,169 Wait, what the? 92 00:03:59,169 --> 00:04:00,929 Did this guy for real just jump off? 93 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:03,759 Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive? Why did he do that? 94 00:04:03,759 --> 00:04:07,029 Alright, just wanted to confirm that your house is ready to move in. 95 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:09,529 The guy did in fact die so everything should be good. 96 00:04:09,529 --> 00:04:10,871 That guy seriously died? 97 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:14,121 Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of the job. Enjoy your house. 98 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,871 How is that a part of the job? What? 99 00:04:15,871 --> 00:04:18,764 No one really remembers how parkour civilization started. 100 00:04:18,764 --> 00:04:22,584 Most of the parkour noobs down here at least think that the parkour pros were the 101 00:04:22,584 --> 00:04:23,594 ones who started it. 102 00:04:23,594 --> 00:04:26,602 But the truth is, I think I was the one who started it. 103 00:04:26,602 --> 00:04:30,352 For some reason, I can't remember the best but I'm pretty sure this is how the 104 00:04:30,352 --> 00:04:31,072 story went. 105 00:04:31,072 --> 00:04:32,355 Yo, Seawatt. 106 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,035 Yo, hello? 107 00:04:34,035 --> 00:04:37,945 Bro, you think I could get a diamond real quick? I was mining for like three hours 108 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:41,295 and I only found two diamonds, and I just wanna make a diamond pickaxe. 109 00:04:41,295 --> 00:04:42,975 Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare. 110 00:04:42,975 --> 00:04:46,225 Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're literally just holding one. 111 00:04:46,225 --> 00:04:49,675 Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you back later. I just need a pickaxe. 112 00:04:49,675 --> 00:04:53,195 Alright, fine. Give me one second. If you want a diamond, you gotta give me 113 00:04:53,195 --> 00:04:55,905 something. Alright, watch out. Back off for one second. 114 00:04:55,905 --> 00:04:59,185 Look. If you can make this four-block jump I'll pay you one diamond. 115 00:04:59,185 --> 00:05:02,305 Make this four-block jump? Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to 116 00:05:02,305 --> 00:05:04,435 do parkour? What do you even gain from this? 117 00:05:04,435 --> 00:05:07,285 Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen anyone do it before. 118 00:05:07,285 --> 00:05:08,445 I'd pay to see it done. 119 00:05:08,445 --> 00:05:09,745 Okay, I'll take the offer. 120 00:05:09,745 --> 00:05:12,475 Ugh, this is so annoying. Alright, just give me a second. 121 00:05:12,475 --> 00:05:14,475 I know it's possible, I've done it before. 122 00:05:14,475 --> 00:05:16,105 I told you bro, it's not possible. 123 00:05:16,105 --> 00:05:19,125 Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do it in like 30 seconds. 124 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:22,151 Aaaand, there we go. Finally. Look, I told you it was possible. 125 00:05:22,151 --> 00:05:27,043 No way, that was actually incredible! Alright, well, I got my money's worth. 126 00:05:27,043 --> 00:05:28,623 Let's go, I got paid for parkour! 127 00:05:28,623 --> 00:05:32,283 If you want, I can keep making more parkour to do and I'll pay you for it. 128 00:05:32,283 --> 00:05:35,673 Are you kidding? Dude, totally. Alright, I'll be back here tomorrow 129 00:05:35,673 --> 00:05:36,479 I guess. 130 00:05:36,479 --> 00:05:39,299 And this is basically how parkouring for money started. 131 00:05:39,299 --> 00:05:43,109 The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's house, he offered me way more diamonds 132 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:47,183 this time and he constructed an entire parkour course outside of his house to do. 133 00:05:47,183 --> 00:05:51,183 But little did we know that this parkour course would completely change the way 134 00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:52,233 that the world works. 135 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:55,563 Soon after this event, the parkour civilisation began. 136 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:59,543 Now that I think about it, there's kind of an unexplainable gap between those events 137 00:05:59,543 --> 00:06:00,813 and now, but... oh well! 138 00:06:00,813 --> 00:06:02,701 Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds. 139 00:06:02,701 --> 00:06:06,701 Ah, another beautiful morning and I have to parkour for some more raw chicken that 140 00:06:06,701 --> 00:06:08,161 will make me starve even more. 141 00:06:08,161 --> 00:06:09,561 Alright, alright, I'm here. 142 00:06:09,561 --> 00:06:12,279 One block for raw chicken, one block vertical for beef. 143 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:13,629 What are you choosing today? 144 00:06:13,629 --> 00:06:17,419 Considering my neighbor just died for going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with 145 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,359 the chicken again. 146 00:06:18,359 --> 00:06:20,419 Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today 147 00:06:20,419 --> 00:06:22,149 It's gonna be about 200 blocks west. 148 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:26,079 This was huge news. If there actually was a ticket event today, I would need to go 149 00:06:26,079 --> 00:06:29,829 for the beef. Ticket events are usually far away and I would starve by the time 150 00:06:29,829 --> 00:06:32,869 I got there if I chose the chicken. But luckily I got the beef. 151 00:06:32,869 --> 00:06:36,070 No way, you made that jump? You might become a parkour pro one day. 152 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:38,861 Wait, you really think I could rank up to be a parkour pro? 153 00:06:38,861 --> 00:06:42,861 Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob. You guys never rank up. 154 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,861 It's important to know that parkour pros have really big egos and they like to put 155 00:06:46,861 --> 00:06:47,997 down the parkour noobs. 156 00:06:47,997 --> 00:06:51,997 This was an important day. This was only the second time I've jumped for the beef 157 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:54,207 and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket. 158 00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:57,597 The ticket events are so risky because they're located so far away. 159 00:06:57,597 --> 00:07:01,597 If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss just one of these one-block jumps and my 160 00:07:01,597 --> 00:07:04,452 entire chances of becoming a parkour pro would be over. 161 00:07:04,452 --> 00:07:06,502 But luckily, I made it to the ticket event 162 00:07:06,502 --> 00:07:10,192 When I got here, there were only three parkour noobs in line to do the parkour 163 00:07:10,192 --> 00:07:14,192 course. Most noobs don't even show up for the courses anymore because if you miss 164 00:07:14,192 --> 00:07:16,442 one jump, you end up like this guy. 165 00:07:16,442 --> 00:07:19,782 And that's the price you pay if you want a ticket to be a parkour pro. 166 00:07:19,782 --> 00:07:22,091 I watched as the second noob fell to the void. 167 00:07:22,091 --> 00:07:24,241 Hey man, do you think you could go already? 168 00:07:24,241 --> 00:07:26,681 I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm gonna fall. 169 00:07:26,681 --> 00:07:29,341 No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. 170 00:07:29,341 --> 00:07:31,977 Oh, shoot... okay? Never mind then. 171 00:07:31,977 --> 00:07:34,828 Before going for it I wanted to study the parkour course. 172 00:07:34,828 --> 00:07:37,278 You see, every week, the ticket challenge changes. 173 00:07:37,278 --> 00:07:38,668 And it's completely random. 174 00:07:38,668 --> 00:07:41,218 And this week's course was extremely difficult. 175 00:07:41,218 --> 00:07:45,218 There was a two-block jump to get to the ticket and if you get it a two-block jump 176 00:07:45,218 --> 00:07:46,138 to get out of it. 177 00:07:46,138 --> 00:07:48,185 Here's the thing about parkour civilization. 178 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:52,185 Parkour can be used for anything. And that includes bribing parkour pros. 179 00:07:52,185 --> 00:07:56,185 Check this out. If I do a parkour jump with a 360 will you replace one of the 180 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:58,069 two-block jumps with a one-block jump? 181 00:07:58,069 --> 00:08:02,250 You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360? Fine. There's no way you're gonna make it 182 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,199 but I'll accept. 183 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:07,199 Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my bribe and now I have another problem 184 00:08:07,199 --> 00:08:09,809 I have to do a 360? Have I even done this before? 185 00:08:09,809 --> 00:08:12,209 Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it. Please make it. 186 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:13,764 Oh, no way. I actually did it. 187 00:08:13,764 --> 00:08:15,274 Alright, deal's a deal, right? 188 00:08:15,274 --> 00:08:18,898 I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest thing I've seen a parkour noob do. 189 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,011 Well, deal's a deal. Here you go. 190 00:08:21,011 --> 00:08:24,131 Let's go. Now there was only one two-block jump in the course. 191 00:08:24,131 --> 00:08:26,641 Still gotta make the first two-block jump, noob. 192 00:08:26,641 --> 00:08:29,111 Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the course, bro. 193 00:08:29,111 --> 00:08:33,111 This was my best chance to finally earn a ticket. If I actually get this ticket 194 00:08:33,111 --> 00:08:37,351 I could access the parkour temple and make my way up into a better life as a 195 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,711 parkour pro. There was no turning back now. 196 00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:41,103 I had to start the course. 197 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:44,279 Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with diagonal jumps. 198 00:08:44,279 --> 00:08:46,009 But somehow I got past it. 199 00:08:46,009 --> 00:08:49,356 And now was the two-block jump. This was life or death. 200 00:08:49,356 --> 00:08:51,498 I closed my eyes and I went for it. 201 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:55,218 I expected to be falling thousands of feet per second into the void but to my 202 00:08:55,218 --> 00:08:58,219 surprise, I was standing on the platform with the ticket. 203 00:08:58,219 --> 00:09:01,979 And thanks to the deal I made with the parkour pro, I only had a one-block jump 204 00:09:01,979 --> 00:09:03,219 to get out of the course. 205 00:09:03,219 --> 00:09:07,729 This was life changing. This was the first time I've ever received a ticket to access 206 00:09:07,729 --> 00:09:11,309 the parkour temple. And I promised myself that I wasn't going to waste it. 207 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I made my way over to the parkour temple. I was in a good spot. 208 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I had three full hunger bars which is the most hunger a parkour noob can have. 209 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This was it. There was no better time, no more perfect time to try making the 210 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro 211 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I walked up to the hoppers in the ground and I threw in my ticket. 212 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 After a few seconds the invisible barrier that guards the parkour temple was down. 213 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And now of course I had to make sure I didn't fail the one-block jump to actually 214 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 get inside the temple. 215 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I made the one-block jump successfully and now I was officially inside the temple. 216 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This was it. This was the moment I'd been waiting for my entire life. 217 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This was the parkour course that no parkour noob has ever beaten. 218 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you miss any of these jumps, you'll either die from fall damage or fall 219 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 directly into the void. 220 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But I've come too far and I've practiced too much to have that happen. 221 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I wasn't just gonna be another parkour noob that fails this course, 222 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I was gonna be the first one to rank up to become a parkour pro. 223 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My journey to becoming a parkour pro starts no- 224 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, wake up. You want a chance to eat today or what? 225 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright, let's get this over with. 226 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's go! Hurry up and do the parkour, noob. 227 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Down here in parkour prison, even the cells have one-block jumps. 228 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you miss a single jump or if a parkour pro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds 229 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you'll be thrown into the lava. 230 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright, I gotta ask. You wanna do a diagonal jump to reduce your prison 231 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sentence time? 232 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Most parkour noobs would never take this deal. Diagonal jumps are just not worth 233 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the risk. But I wasn't just gonna sit in parkour prison my entire life. 234 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If there was any chance I could get out sooner, I was gonna take it. 235 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That was unexpected. Congrats! You've earned one day off your prison time 236 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That means you go from 49 years and 320 days to 49 years and 319 days left. 237 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is how my life is gonna be for the next 49 years in parkour prison. 238 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That is, unless I find a way to get to that portal and make my way back to 239 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 parkour civilization. 240 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Parkour prison is located directly under the bottom layer of parkour civilization. 241 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If a parkour noob misses any jump, they fall into the void and end up here. 242 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And the only way back to civilization is to spend 50 years here without failing a 243 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 jump. Before I was sent here I never knew this place existed. 244 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I was so close to becoming a parkour pro. My entire life I've been training for 245 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 one goal, and that's to go to the temple of parkour and complete the impossible 246 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 course to rank up to become a parkour pro. 247 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I had everything. I earned the ticket to get inside the temple and I had enough 248 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 food to make the journey. But when the time came, I failed the first jump. 249 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And now I'm dea... what the? Where am I? 250 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Welcome to parkour prison or as most noobs call it their worst nightmare. 251 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you'll just follow me I'll take you right to your cell. 252 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Parkour prison? What is this place? I don't get it, how am I still alive? 253 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss any of these one-block jumps 'cause if you 254 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fall in the lava you will die for real this time. 255 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh yeah, not a problem. I've never missed a one-block jump in my life. 256 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What I didn't get is why parkour prison existed. 257 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Instead of letting the parkour noobs just fall into the void, somehow this massive 258 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 structure was made under the void to catch us, but why? 259 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright noob, this is your cell. Go on in. 260 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 All of the cells in parkour prison were separated by a three-block gap. 261 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Meaning once I went inside this cell, I would never be able to escape. 262 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But that wasn't gonna stop me from trying. 263 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Make sure you're doing at least one jump in your cell every 30 seconds. 264 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If one of us catches you not jumping, you're not making it out of here. 265 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Just minutes before this I was about to rank up to be a parkour pro. 266 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And now, I'm in the most dangerous place in parkour civilization. 267 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob right now in parkour prison. 268 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My guess is most of them by now fell in the lava. 269 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wait, there's actually someone here! Let's go, I'm not alone down here. 270 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wait, why does this guy look familiar? 271 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He's been my neighbor for five years. 272 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No! Why did you try going for the beef! 273 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No way, it is my neighbor. Wow, I'm so glad I'm not alone down here. 274 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I ju- No! Dude, what is wrong with this guy? 275 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose at this point. 276 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The only thing that's better about parkour prison is they feed us fish instead of raw 277 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 chicken. 278 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, noob, let's go. You've been selected for parkour testing. 279 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Be down there in 30 seconds. 280 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And this is one of the not so good parts about prison. The random parkour testing. 281 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Bro, wait! You didn't even fill in this gap. 282 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh man, now I gotta do another one-block jump. 283 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If you're a prisoner here, the only thing you hope for is that you don't get 284 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 selected for random parkour testing. 285 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Every few days, the pros will pick a noob at random to test out a new course they 286 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 built. This time, the course I was selected for had fence parkour. 287 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If I failed to make this one-block fence jump, I wouldn't be coming back. 288 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's go, we don't have all day. Get on the course. 289 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes sir, I'm going right now. 290 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The worst part about these random courses is that they intentionally use harder 291 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 blocks for the jumps. The pros know that the noobs have almost no experience with 292 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fence jumps, but they built them anyways. 293 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alright, testing complete. Back to your cell in 30 seconds. 294 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 By some miracle, I was able to get past this week's random testing course. 295 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But what about the next week? Or the week after that? 296 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 There's gonna be some day when they build a jump taht I can't do. 297 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I need to get out of here before that happens. 298 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to make my escape. 299 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Back in parkour civilization, I used parkour to bribe one of the pros. 300 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And now, I was gonna do it again. 301 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey, guard! 302 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What do you want noob? 303 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I got something to show you, could you come over here? 304 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This better be worth my time, or I'm not feeding you tomorrow. 305 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, what? 306 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask you if I could pay you in, uh, 307 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 three diagonal jumps in a row for five minutes of free time? 308 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Three in a row? 309 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yup, three in a row. What do you think? 310 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're definitely not making that. But it's not like I care anyways. 311 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sure. 312 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Like always, parkour can be used to get out of any situation. 313 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But now, I had one chance to make three diagonal jumps in a row. 314 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Or else I was dead. 315 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Come on. One, two, three! 316 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh wait, I actually did it! 317 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, five minutes of free time. But you better be back in your cell by the 318 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 time I get back. 319 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The bribe worked. Now, I had five minutes to roam around parkour prison to see if I 320 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 could find a way to escape. 321 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I had no clue what was gonna happen to me after I escaped. 322 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But I didn't have time to think about that right now. 323 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When I jumped around the prison, I noticed someone doing the random testing course. 324 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wait, is that who I think it is? 325 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. 326 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh... 327 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No way, it is the guy who failed the ticket event in front of me. 328 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up these glass jumps and makes it back to 329 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 civilization. 330 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh! 331 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Something was strange about this testing course. Why were they using glass for 332 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 parkour? Glass jumps aren't even a thing at the parkour noob level. 333 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If noobs have never done glass jumps, why would they use them to test the jumps? 334 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just gotta get out of here. 335 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I bet you're trying to think of a plan to escape, right? 336 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What? Escape? What are you talking about? 337 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I would never try to escape. 338 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're not? I was gonna take you to the portal, but if you don't want to... 339 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This obviously seems like you're trying to set me up. 340 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's not a set up. No one says you have to stay here, you can leave at any time. 341 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Just follow me and I'll take you there. 342 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap, but it doesn't matter. 343 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If he gets me close to the portal I'll try to improvise. 344 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If this guard was leading me into a trap, I couldn't see what it was. 345 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He was already getting me so close to the portal. 346 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 At this point, I was just gonna have to take a chance and hope that he was telling 347 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 me the truth. I was now five blocks away from going back to parkour civilization. 348 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You can leave now, if you accept terms that you can never earn a ticket to rank 349 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 up to become a parkour pro for the rest of your life. 350 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wait, your'e saying if I go back to parkour civilization now, I can never be a 351 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 parkour pro? 352 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's correct. Or you can wait out the remainder of your 49 years here in prison. 353 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So this was the catch. I could leave parkour prison right now. 354 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But in return, I could never become a parkour pro. 355 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Or I could try to survive here for another 49 years. 356 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to get out of here. 357 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, I've made my decision. I'm gonna go back. 358 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So you accept! Good luck. 359 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This was it. The work was done. 360 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I escaped parkour prison. But at what cost? 361 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Leaving now meant that I would be a noob for the rest of my life. 362 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When I went through the portal, I was brought back into parkour civilization. 363 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The portal spawned me at the entrance of the temple of parkour. 364 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This was probably the last time I would ever step foot in this temple. 365 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I had my chance to rank up to become a pro and I failed. 366 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now, I can never earn a ticket ever again. 367 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know, it's not the worst thing in the world. Now, I can just go back to my 368 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ordinary life in parkour civilization. 369 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know, now that I think about it, it's not the worst situation in the world. 370 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I mean, at least I still have my mansion. 371 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wait, who is this? I still own this house, right? 372 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, you don't. This house no longer belongs to you. 373 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This parkour noob just purchased this new manison, so you'll have to leave now.