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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.31,0:00:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, time for my mandatory parkour\Ncheck. {\i1}Sigh.{\i0} Let's get this over with.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.97,0:00:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're late. You know the deal. You can do\Nthe one block jump for the raw chicken, or
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.00,0:00:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can attempt the one block vertical\Njump for the beef.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.68,0:00:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, in parkour civilization, no one \Nchooses to jump for
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.46,0:00:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the beef. It's better to be safe and do\Nthe one block jump for the chicken rather
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.32,0:00:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than risk your entire life for just half a\Nhunger bar more.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.13,0:00:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow, you better not be late.\NOr you'll be doing two block jumps as
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.53,0:00:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,punishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.26,0:00:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, sir. \NSorry, I won't be late next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.33,0:00:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed\Nonce a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.80,0:00:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One piece of raw chicken is just enough to\Nget you to the next day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.95,0:00:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's the life of parkour\Ncivilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.02,0:00:38.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wanna survive, \Nyou have to parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.03,0:00:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every parkour noob has the same goal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.82,0:00:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's to make it to the top layer \Nwhere all the parkour pros live.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.36,0:00:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except most parkour pros are born on the\Ntop layer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.13,0:00:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're a parkour noob, there's only one\Nway up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.70,0:00:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that is through the Temple of Parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.82,0:00:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Temple of Parkour is the only \Nstructure in the world that combines the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.44,0:00:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bottom layer to the top layer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.89,0:00:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To make it up, you have to do an \Nincredibly hard parkour course that no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.39,0:01:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour noob has ever completed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.25,0:01:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's assuming you even get the\Nchance to complete the course.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.59,0:01:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The inside of the temple is protected by a\Nbarrier.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.17,0:01:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the only way a parkour noob gets past\Na barrier is if they've earned a ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.30,0:01:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never even tried getting a ticket \Nbefore, but if I'm gonna rank up to a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.96,0:01:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.90,0:01:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my neighborhood pretty much everyone\Nhas fallen into the void and died
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.38,0:01:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except for the guy who lives right\Nnext to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.58,0:01:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been my neighbor for five years.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.38,0:01:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! Why did you try going for the beef?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.28,0:01:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I have to change my statement.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.36,0:01:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I now live in in this neighborhood alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.30,0:01:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In parkour civilization, only parkour pros\Nare allowed to break or place blocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.10,0:01:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For parkour noobs, it's strictly\Nprohibited.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.20,0:01:38.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And unfortunately, I found that out the\Nhard way.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.58,0:01:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A while ago I was searching around and I\Nsomehow stumbled upon an oak log.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.04,0:01:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one has seen an oak log in years since\Ntrees don't exist in parkour civilization
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.44,0:01:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I had to try to take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.74,0:01:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.65,0:01:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, I'm done for.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.73,0:01:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really thought you could break that\Nwithout me noticing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.57,0:01:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, were you gonna try to cheat\Nparkour?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.53,0:01:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just \Nthought it would be super rare and I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.18,0:01:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wanted to collect it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.18,0:02:00.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop talking. Give me two jumps now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.92,0:02:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two jumps in a row? Okay. \NSorry sir, I'll do it right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.74,0:02:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? You seem a little too\Nhappy about two. Let's make it three.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.28,0:02:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay? I'll do three...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.36,0:02:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? Now let's make it four\Njumps in a row.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.87,0:02:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, four in a row? Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.18,0:02:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In parkour civilization it should be no\Nsurprise that all punishments were just
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.91,0:02:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more forms of parkour.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.98,0:02:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that was the last time I ever tried\Nbreaking a block.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.75,0:02:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're lucky you got a light punishment.\NDon't forget you're at the bottom
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.26,0:02:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so follow the rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.34,0:02:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's safe to say that if you're at the\Nbottom level of parkour civilization
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.86,0:02:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not exactly the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.18,0:02:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But not everything in parkour civilization\Nis that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.77,0:02:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, I was able to use parkour to\Nbuy the biggest house in the neighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.73,0:02:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In parkour civilization literally \Neverything is parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.50,0:02:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that means parkour has replaced money.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.78,0:02:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.86,0:02:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, \Nall you have to do to buy anything is just
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.86,0:02:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make more parkour jumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.11,0:02:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not really sure why or how parkour \Nworks as a currency, but all I know is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.01,0:02:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I basically bought a two-storey house for\Nfree.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.25,0:02:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somehow when I was buying my house I \Nconvinced myself to go for the ladder jump
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.01,0:03:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to buy the bigger house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.17,0:03:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In parkour civilization parkour jumps with\Ntrickier items like ladders are worth more
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.54,0:03:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why this jump basically bought me\Na mansion.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.00,0:03:09.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way! Thank you for buying the big house
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.63,0:03:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me take you right to it. \NJust follow me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.78,0:03:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go! This is awesome, I just \Nbought my first house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.59,0:03:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All houses in parkour civilization are \Npre-built.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.93,0:03:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they all have one thing in common.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.75,0:03:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a requirement that every single house\Nhas a parkour jump inside to get to your
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.07,0:03:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bed. This is a way to make sure everyone\Nin parkour civilization parkours
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.07,0:03:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everywhere they go. \NEven inside the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.32,0:03:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, this is the neighborhood you'll be\Nliving in. You're the only two-storey
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.92,0:03:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll \Ngive you a house tour.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.05,0:03:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so sick! That ladder jump \Nliterally made me the richest one in the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.68,0:03:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.39,0:03:44.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, you have a jump on the\Ntop floor and a jump on the bottom floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.15,0:03:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me show you the upstairs and then the\Nhouse is all yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.01,0:03:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I mean everything looks good.\NI just have to do this jump to my bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.70,0:03:52.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yeah! \NI think I got everything figured out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.97,0:03:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check\Nif your parkour jump is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.35,0:03:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you supposed to check if it's\Ngood?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.44,0:03:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what the?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.17,0:04:00.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did this guy for real just jump off?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.93,0:04:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive?\NWhy did he do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.76,0:04:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, just wanted to confirm that your \Nhouse is ready to move in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.03,0:04:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy did in fact die so everything\Nshould be good.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.53,0:04:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy seriously died?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.87,0:04:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of\Nthe job. Enjoy your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.12,0:04:15.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is that a part of the job? \NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.87,0:04:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one really remembers how parkour\Ncivilization started.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.76,0:04:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most of the parkour noobs down here at\Nleast think that the parkour pros were the
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.58,0:04:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ones who started it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.59,0:04:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the truth is, I think I was the one \Nwho started it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.60,0:04:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For some reason, I can't remember the best\Nbut I'm pretty sure this is how the
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.35,0:04:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,story went.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.07,0:04:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, Seawatt.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.36,0:04:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.04,0:04:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, you think I could get a diamond real\Nquick? I was mining for like three hours
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.94,0:04:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I only found two diamonds, and I just\Nwanna make a diamond pickaxe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.30,0:04:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.98,0:04:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're\Nliterally just holding one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.22,0:04:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you\Nback later. I just need a pickaxe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.68,0:04:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, fine. Give me one second.\NIf you want a diamond, you gotta give me
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.20,0:04:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something. Alright, watch out. \NBack off for one second.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.90,0:04:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. If you can make this four-block jump\NI'll pay you one diamond.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.18,0:05:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make this four-block jump?\NWait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.30,0:05:04.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do parkour? What do you even gain from \Nthis?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.44,0:05:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen\Nanyone do it before.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.28,0:05:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd pay to see it done.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.44,0:05:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'll take the offer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.74,0:05:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, this is so annoying.\NAlright, just give me a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.48,0:05:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it's possible, I've done it before.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.48,0:05:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you bro, it's not possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.10,0:05:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do\Nit in like 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.12,0:05:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaand, there we go. Finally.\NLook, I told you it was possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.15,0:05:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, that was actually incredible!\NAlright, well, I got my money's worth.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.04,0:05:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, I got paid for parkour!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.62,0:05:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want, I can keep making more \Nparkour to do and I'll pay you for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.28,0:05:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding? Dude, totally.\NAlright, I'll be back here tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.67,0:05:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.48,0:05:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is basically how parkouring for\Nmoney started.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.30,0:05:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's \Nhouse, he offered me way more diamonds
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.11,0:05:47.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this time and he constructed an entire\Nparkour course outside of his house to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.18,0:05:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But little did we know that this parkour\Ncourse would completely change the way
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.18,0:05:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the world works.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.23,0:05:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon after this event, the parkour \Ncivilisation began.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.56,0:05:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I think about it, there's kind of\Nan unexplainable gap between those events
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.54,0:06:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now, but... oh well!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.81,0:06:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.70,0:06:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, another beautiful morning and I have\Nto parkour for some more raw chicken that
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.70,0:06:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will make me starve even more.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.16,0:06:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, alright, I'm here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.56,0:06:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One block for raw chicken, one block\Nvertical for beef.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.28,0:06:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you choosing today?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.63,0:06:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Considering my neighbor just died for\Ngoing for the beef, I'm just gonna go with
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.42,0:06:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the chicken again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.36,0:06:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.42,0:06:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be about 200 blocks west.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.15,0:06:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was huge news. If there actually was \Na ticket event today, I would need to go
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.08,0:06:29.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the beef. Ticket events are usually\Nfar away and I would starve by the time
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.83,0:06:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got there if I chose the chicken. \NBut luckily I got the beef.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.87,0:06:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, you made that jump?\NYou might become a parkour pro one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.07,0:06:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, you really think I could rank up to\Nbe a parkour pro?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.86,0:06:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob.\NYou guys never rank up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.86,0:06:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's important to know that parkour pros\Nhave really big egos and they like to put
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.86,0:06:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down the parkour noobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.100,0:06:51.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was an important day. This was only \Nthe second time I've jumped for the beef
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.100,0:06:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.21,0:06:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ticket events are so risky because\Nthey're located so far away.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.60,0:07:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss\Njust one of these one-block jumps and my
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.60,0:07:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,entire chances of becoming a parkour pro\Nwould be over.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.45,0:07:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But luckily, I made it to the ticket event
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.50,0:07:10.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I got here, there were only three\Nparkour noobs in line to do the parkour
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.19,0:07:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,course. Most noobs don't even show up for\Nthe courses anymore because if you miss
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.19,0:07:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one jump, you end up like this guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.44,0:07:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's the price you pay if you want\Na ticket to be a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.78,0:07:22.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched as the second noob fell to the\Nvoid.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.09,0:07:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey man, do you think you could go \Nalready?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.24,0:07:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm\Ngonna fall.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.68,0:07:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you don't need to be nervous. \NI'm sure you're fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.34,0:07:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shoot... okay?\NNever mind then.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.98,0:07:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before going for it I wanted to study the\Nparkour course.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.83,0:07:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, every week, the ticket challenge\Nchanges.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.28,0:07:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's completely random.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.67,0:07:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this week's course was extremely\Ndifficult.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.22,0:07:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a two-block jump to get to the\Nticket and if you get it a two-block jump
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.22,0:07:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.14,0:07:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the thing about parkour\Ncivilization.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.18,0:07:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parkour can be used for anything.\NAnd that includes bribing parkour pros.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.18,0:07:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check this out. If I do a parkour jump\Nwith a 360 will you replace one of the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.18,0:07:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two-block jumps with a one-block jump?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.07,0:08:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360?\NFine. There's no way you're gonna make it
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.25,0:08:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'll accept.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.20,0:08:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my\Nbribe and now I have another problem
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.20,0:08:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to do a 360? \NHave I even done this before?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.81,0:08:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it.\NPlease make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.21,0:08:13.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no way. I actually did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.76,0:08:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, deal's a deal, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.27,0:08:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest\Nthing I've seen a parkour noob do.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.90,0:08:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, deal's a deal. Here you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.01,0:08:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go. Now there was only one \Ntwo-block jump in the course.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.13,0:08:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still gotta make the first two-block\Njump, noob.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.64,0:08:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the\Ncourse, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.11,0:08:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was my best chance to finally earn a\Nticket. If I actually get this ticket
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.11,0:08:37.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could access the parkour temple and make\Nmy way up into a better life as a
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.35,0:08:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro.\NThere was no turning back now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.71,0:08:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to start the course.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.10,0:08:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with\Ndiagonal jumps.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.28,0:08:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But somehow I got past it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.01,0:08:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now was the two-block jump. \NThis was life or death.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.36,0:08:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I closed my eyes and I went for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.50,0:08:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I expected to be falling thousands of feet\Nper second into the void but to my
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.22,0:08:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,surprise, I was standing on the platform\Nwith the ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.22,0:09:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And thanks to the deal I made with the\Nparkour pro, I only had a one-block jump
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.98,0:09:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get out of the course.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.22,0:09:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was life changing. This was the first\Ntime I've ever received a ticket to access
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.73,0:09:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the parkour temple. And I promised myself \Nthat I wasn't going to waste it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made my way over to the parkour temple. \NI was in a good spot.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had three full hunger bars which is the\Nmost hunger a parkour noob can have.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was it. There was no better time,\Nno more perfect time to try making the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I walked up to the hoppers in the ground\Nand I threw in my ticket.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After a few seconds the invisible barrier \Nthat guards the parkour temple was down.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now of course I had to make sure I\Ndidn't fail the one-block jump to actually
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get inside the temple.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made the one-block jump successfully and\Nnow I was officially inside the temple.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was it. This was the moment I'd been\Nwaiting for my entire life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was the parkour course that no\Nparkour noob has ever beaten.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you miss any of these jumps, you'll\Neither die from fall damage or fall
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,directly into the void.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I've come too far and I've practiced\Ntoo much to have that happen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't just gonna be another parkour\Nnoob that fails this course,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna be the first one to rank up to\Nbecome a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My journey to becoming a parkour pro\Nstarts no-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, wake up.\NYou want a chance to eat today or what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, let's get this over with.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go! \NHurry up and do the parkour, noob.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Down here in parkour prison, even the\Ncells have one-block jumps.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you miss a single jump or if a parkour\Npro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll be thrown into the lava.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I gotta ask. You wanna do a\Ndiagonal jump to reduce your prison
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sentence time?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most parkour noobs would never take this\Ndeal. Diagonal jumps are just not worth
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the risk. But I wasn't just gonna sit in\Nparkour prison my entire life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there was any chance I could get out\Nsooner, I was gonna take it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was unexpected. Congrats!\NYou've earned one day off your prison time
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means you go from 49 years and 320\Ndays to 49 years and 319 days left.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is how my life is gonna be for the\Nnext 49 years in parkour prison.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is, unless I find a way to get to\Nthat portal and make my way back to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parkour prison is located directly under\Nthe bottom layer of parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If a parkour noob misses any jump, they\Nfall into the void and end up here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the only way back to civilization is\Nto spend 50 years here without failing a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jump. Before I was sent here I never knew\Nthis place existed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was so close to becoming a parkour\Npro. My entire life I've been training for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one goal, and that's to go to the temple\Nof parkour and complete the impossible
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,course to rank up to become a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had everything. I earned the ticket to\Nget inside the temple and I had enough
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,food to make the journey. But when the \Ntime came, I failed the first jump.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now I'm dea... what the?\NWhere am I?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to parkour prison or as most noobs\Ncall it their worst nightmare.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you'll just follow me I'll take you\Nright to your cell.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parkour prison? What is this place? \NI don't get it, how am I still alive?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss\Nany of these one-block jumps 'cause if you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fall in the lava you will die for real\Nthis time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, not a problem. I've never missed\Na one-block jump in my life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I didn't get is why parkour prison\Nexisted.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead of letting the parkour noobs just\Nfall into the void, somehow this massive
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,structure was made under the void to catch\Nus, but why?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright noob, this is your cell. \NGo on in.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of the cells in parkour prison were\Nseparated by a three-block gap.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meaning once I went inside this cell,\NI would never be able to escape.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that wasn't gonna stop me from trying.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure you're doing at least one jump\Nin your cell every 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If one of us catches you not jumping,\Nyou're not making it out of here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just minutes before this I was about to\Nrank up to be a parkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, I'm in the most dangerous place\Nin parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob\Nright now in parkour prison.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My guess is most of them by now fell in\Nthe lava.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, there's actually someone here!\NLet's go, I'm not alone down here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, why does this guy look familiar?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been my neighbor for five years.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! Why did you try going for the beef!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, it is my neighbor. Wow, I'm so\Nglad I'm not alone down here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ju-\NNo! Dude, what is wrong with this guy?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose\Nat this point.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing that's better about parkour\Nprison is they feed us fish instead of raw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chicken.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, noob, let's go. \NYou've been selected for parkour testing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be down there in 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is one of the not so good parts\Nabout prison. The random parkour testing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, wait! You didn't even fill in this\Ngap.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh man, now I gotta do another one-block\Njump.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're a prisoner here, the only thing\Nyou hope for is that you don't get
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,selected for random parkour testing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every few days, the pros will pick a noob\Nat random to test out a new course they
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,built. This time, the course I was\Nselected for had fence parkour.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I failed to make this one-block fence \Njump, I wouldn't be coming back.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, we don't have all day.\NGet on the course.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir, I'm going right now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The worst part about these random courses\Nis that they intentionally use harder
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blocks for the jumps. The pros know that\Nthe noobs have almost no experience with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fence jumps, but they built them anyways.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, testing complete. Back to your\Ncell in 30 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By some miracle, I was able to get past\Nthis week's random testing course.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what about the next week? \NOr the week after that?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's gonna be some day when they build\Na jump taht I can't do.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I need to get out of here before that\Nhappens.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to \Nmake my escape.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back in parkour civilization, I used\Nparkour to bribe one of the pros.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, I was gonna do it again.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guard!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want noob?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got something to show you, could you\Ncome over here?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This better be worth my time, \Nor I'm not feeding you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask \Nyou if I could pay you in, uh,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,three diagonal jumps in a row for five \Nminutes of free time?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three in a row?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup, three in a row.\NWhat do you think?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're definitely not making that.\NBut it's not like I care anyways.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like always, parkour can be used to get\Nout of any situation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now, I had one chance to make three\Ndiagonal jumps in a row.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or else I was dead.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.\NOne, two, three!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait, I actually did it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, five minutes of free time.\NBut you better be back in your cell by the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time I get back.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bribe worked. Now, I had five minutes\Nto roam around parkour prison to see if I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could find a way to escape.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had no clue what was gonna happen to me\Nafter I escaped.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I didn't have time to think about that\Nright now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I jumped around the prison, I noticed\Nsomeone doing the random testing course.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, is that who I think it is?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you don't need to be nervous. \NI'm sure you're fine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, it is the guy who failed the \Nticket event in front of me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up\Nthese glass jumps and makes it back to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,civilization.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something was strange about this testing\Ncourse. Why were they using glass for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour? Glass jumps aren't even a thing\Nat the parkour noob level.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If noobs have never done glass jumps, why\Nwould they use them to test the jumps?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just gotta get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet you're trying to think of a plan to\Nescape, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Escape?\NWhat are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would never try to escape.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not? I was gonna take you to the \Nportal, but if you don't want to...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This obviously seems like you're trying\Nto set me up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a set up. No one says you have\Nto stay here, you can leave at any time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just follow me and I'll take you there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap,\Nbut it doesn't matter.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he gets me close to the portal\NI'll try to improvise.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If this guard was leading me into a trap,\NI couldn't see what it was.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was already getting me so close to the\Nportal.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At this point, I was just gonna have to\Ntake a chance and hope that he was telling
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me the truth. I was now five blocks away\Nfrom going back to parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can leave now, if you accept terms\Nthat you can never earn a ticket to rank
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up to become a parkour pro for the rest\Nof your life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, your'e saying if I go back to\Nparkour civilization now, I can never be a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkour pro?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's correct. Or you can wait out the \Nremainder of your 49 years here in prison.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this was the catch. I could leave\Nparkour prison right now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in return, I could never become a\Nparkour pro.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or I could try to survive here for another\N49 years.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to\Nget out of here.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I've made my decision. \NI'm gonna go back.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you accept! \NGood luck.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was it.\NThe work was done.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I escaped parkour prison.\NBut at what cost?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leaving now meant that I would be a\Nnoob for the rest of my life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I went through the portal, I was\Nbrought back into parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The portal spawned me at the entrance\Nof the temple of parkour.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was probably the last time I would \Never step foot in this temple.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had my chance to rank up to become a pro\Nand I failed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I can never earn a ticket ever again.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, it's not the worst thing in the\Nworld. Now, I can just go back to my
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ordinary life in parkour civilization.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, now that I think about it,\Nit's not the worst situation in the world.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, at least I still have my mansion.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, who is this?\NI still own this house, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you don't.\NThis house no longer belongs to you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This parkour noob just purchased this new\Nmanison, so you'll have to leave now.