WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.314 Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour. 00:00:02.314 --> 00:00:05.974 Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check. Sigh. Let's get this over with. 00:00:05.974 --> 00:00:10.004 You're late. You know the deal. You can do the one block jump for the raw chicken, or 00:00:10.004 --> 00:00:12.684 you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef. 00:00:12.684 --> 00:00:15.463 Here, in parkour civilization, no one chooses to jump for 00:00:15.463 --> 00:00:19.322 the beef. It's better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather 00:00:19.322 --> 00:00:22.134 than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more. 00:00:22.134 --> 00:00:25.527 Tomorrow, you better not be late. Or you'll be doing two block jumps as 00:00:25.527 --> 00:00:26.263 punishment. 00:00:26.263 --> 00:00:28.333 Yes, sir. Sorry, I won't be late next time. 00:00:28.333 --> 00:00:30.803 Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed once a day. 00:00:30.803 --> 00:00:33.953 One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day. 00:00:33.953 --> 00:00:36.023 But that's the life of parkour civilization. 00:00:36.023 --> 00:00:38.033 If you wanna survive, you have to parkour. 00:00:38.033 --> 00:00:39.822 Every parkour noob has the same goal. 00:00:39.822 --> 00:00:43.362 And that's to make it to the top layer where all the parkour pros live. 00:00:43.362 --> 00:00:46.130 Except most parkour pros are born on the top layer. 00:00:46.130 --> 00:00:48.700 If you're a parkour noob, there's only one way up. 00:00:48.700 --> 00:00:50.824 And that is through the Temple of Parkour. 00:00:50.824 --> 00:00:54.444 The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the 00:00:54.444 --> 00:00:55.894 bottom layer to the top layer. 00:00:55.894 --> 00:00:59.394 To make it up, you have to do an incredibly hard parkour course that no 00:00:59.394 --> 00:01:01.254 parkour noob has ever completed. 00:01:01.254 --> 00:01:04.589 And that's assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. 00:01:04.589 --> 00:01:07.169 The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier. 00:01:07.169 --> 00:01:11.299 And the only way a parkour noob gets past a barrier is if they've earned a ticket. 00:01:11.299 --> 00:01:14.959 I've never even tried getting a ticket before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:16.905 parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to. 00:01:16.905 --> 00:01:20.375 In my neighborhood pretty much everyone has fallen into the void and died 00:01:20.375 --> 00:01:22.585 except for the guy who lives right next to me. 00:01:22.585 --> 00:01:24.385 He's been my neighbor for five years. 00:01:24.385 --> 00:01:26.285 No! Why did you try going for the beef? 00:01:26.285 --> 00:01:28.355 I guess I have to change my statement. 00:01:28.355 --> 00:01:30.305 I now live in in this neighborhood alone. 00:01:30.305 --> 00:01:34.095 In parkour civilization, only parkour pros are allowed to break or place blocks. 00:01:34.095 --> 00:01:36.195 For parkour noobs, it's strictly prohibited. 00:01:36.195 --> 00:01:38.575 And unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. 00:01:38.575 --> 00:01:42.045 A while ago I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. 00:01:42.045 --> 00:01:46.435 No one has seen an oak log in years since trees don't exist in parkour civilization 00:01:46.435 --> 00:01:47.743 so I had to try to take it. 00:01:47.743 --> 00:01:48.646 Stop right now. 00:01:48.646 --> 00:01:49.726 Oh no, I'm done for. 00:01:49.726 --> 00:01:52.566 You really thought you could break that without me noticing? 00:01:52.566 --> 00:01:54.526 What, were you gonna try to cheat parkour? 00:01:54.526 --> 00:01:58.176 No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I 00:01:58.176 --> 00:01:59.176 wanted to collect it. 00:01:59.176 --> 00:02:00.916 Stop talking. Give me two jumps now. 00:02:00.916 --> 00:02:03.736 Two jumps in a row? Okay. Sorry sir, I'll do it right now. 00:02:03.736 --> 00:02:07.276 You know what? You seem a little too happy about two. Let's make it three. 00:02:07.276 --> 00:02:08.356 Okay? I'll do three... 00:02:08.356 --> 00:02:10.866 You know what? Now let's make it four jumps in a row. 00:02:10.866 --> 00:02:12.176 Ah, four in a row? Come on. 00:02:12.176 --> 00:02:15.906 In parkour civilization it should be no surprise that all punishments were just 00:02:15.906 --> 00:02:16.976 more forms of parkour. 00:02:16.976 --> 00:02:19.746 And that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block. 00:02:19.746 --> 00:02:23.256 You're lucky you got a light punishment. Don't forget you're at the bottom 00:02:23.256 --> 00:02:24.345 so follow the rules. 00:02:24.345 --> 00:02:27.865 It's safe to say that if you're at the bottom level of parkour civilization 00:02:27.865 --> 00:02:29.178 it's not exactly the best. 00:02:29.178 --> 00:02:31.768 But not everything in parkour civilization is that bad. 00:02:31.768 --> 00:02:35.728 For example, I was able to use parkour to buy the biggest house in the neighborhood. 00:02:35.728 --> 00:02:38.498 In parkour civilization literally everything is parkour 00:02:38.498 --> 00:02:40.778 and that means parkour has replaced money. 00:02:40.778 --> 00:02:42.858 Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy. 00:02:42.858 --> 00:02:46.858 It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, all you have to do to buy anything is just 00:02:46.858 --> 00:02:48.108 make more parkour jumps. 00:02:48.108 --> 00:02:53.010 I'm not really sure why or how parkour works as a currency, but all I know is 00:02:53.010 --> 00:02:55.249 I basically bought a two-storey house for free. 00:02:55.249 --> 00:02:59.009 Somehow when I was buying my house I convinced myself to go for the ladder jump 00:02:59.009 --> 00:03:00.169 to buy the bigger house. 00:03:00.169 --> 00:03:04.539 In parkour civilization parkour jumps with trickier items like ladders are worth more 00:03:04.539 --> 00:03:07.000 That's why this jump basically bought me a mansion. 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:09.630 No way! Thank you for buying the big house 00:03:09.630 --> 00:03:11.780 Let me take you right to it. Just follow me. 00:03:11.780 --> 00:03:14.590 Let's go! This is awesome, I just bought my first house. 00:03:14.590 --> 00:03:16.926 All houses in parkour civilization are pre-built. 00:03:16.926 --> 00:03:18.746 And they all have one thing in common. 00:03:18.746 --> 00:03:23.066 It's a requirement that every single house has a parkour jump inside to get to your 00:03:23.066 --> 00:03:27.066 bed. This is a way to make sure everyone in parkour civilization parkours 00:03:27.066 --> 00:03:29.319 everywhere they go. Even inside the house. 00:03:29.319 --> 00:03:32.919 So, this is the neighborhood you'll be living in. You're the only two-storey 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:36.049 house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll give you a house tour. 00:03:36.049 --> 00:03:39.679 This is so sick! That ladder jump literally made me the richest one in the 00:03:39.679 --> 00:03:40.389 neighborhood. 00:03:40.389 --> 00:03:44.149 As you can see, you have a jump on the top floor and a jump on the bottom floor. 00:03:44.149 --> 00:03:47.009 Let me show you the upstairs and then the house is all yours. 00:03:47.009 --> 00:03:50.699 Alright, I mean everything looks good. I just have to do this jump to my bed. 00:03:50.699 --> 00:03:52.969 Uh, yeah! I think I got everything figured out. 00:03:52.969 --> 00:03:56.349 Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check if your parkour jump is good. 00:03:56.349 --> 00:03:58.439 How are you supposed to check if it's good? 00:03:58.439 --> 00:03:59.169 Wait, what the? 00:03:59.169 --> 00:04:00.929 Did this guy for real just jump off? 00:04:00.929 --> 00:04:03.759 Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive? Why did he do that? 00:04:03.759 --> 00:04:07.029 Alright, just wanted to confirm that your house is ready to move in. 00:04:07.029 --> 00:04:09.529 The guy did in fact die so everything should be good. 00:04:09.529 --> 00:04:10.871 That guy seriously died? 00:04:10.871 --> 00:04:14.121 Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of the job. Enjoy your house. 00:04:14.121 --> 00:04:15.871 How is that a part of the job? What? 00:04:15.871 --> 00:04:18.764 No one really remembers how parkour civilization started. 00:04:18.764 --> 00:04:22.584 Most of the parkour noobs down here at least think that the parkour pros were the 00:04:22.584 --> 00:04:23.594 ones who started it. 00:04:23.594 --> 00:04:26.602 But the truth is, I think I was the one who started it. 00:04:26.602 --> 00:04:30.352 For some reason, I can't remember the best but I'm pretty sure this is how the 00:04:30.352 --> 00:04:31.072 story went. 00:04:31.072 --> 00:04:32.355 Yo, Seawatt. 00:04:32.355 --> 00:04:34.035 Yo, hello? 00:04:34.035 --> 00:04:37.945 Bro, you think I could get a diamond real quick? I was mining for like three hours 00:04:37.945 --> 00:04:41.295 and I only found two diamonds, and I just wanna make a diamond pickaxe. 00:04:41.295 --> 00:04:42.975 Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare. 00:04:42.975 --> 00:04:46.225 Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're literally just holding one. 00:04:46.225 --> 00:04:49.675 Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you back later. I just need a pickaxe. 00:04:49.675 --> 00:04:53.195 Alright, fine. Give me one second. If you want a diamond, you gotta give me 00:04:53.195 --> 00:04:55.905 something. Alright, watch out. Back off for one second. 00:04:55.905 --> 00:04:59.185 Look. If you can make this four-block jump I'll pay you one diamond. 00:04:59.185 --> 00:05:02.305 Make this four-block jump? Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to 00:05:02.305 --> 00:05:04.435 do parkour? What do you even gain from this? 00:05:04.435 --> 00:05:07.285 Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen anyone do it before. 00:05:07.285 --> 00:05:08.445 I'd pay to see it done. 00:05:08.445 --> 00:05:09.745 Okay, I'll take the offer. 00:05:09.745 --> 00:05:12.475 Ugh, this is so annoying. Alright, just give me a second. 00:05:12.475 --> 00:05:14.475 I know it's possible, I've done it before. 00:05:14.475 --> 00:05:16.105 I told you bro, it's not possible. 00:05:16.105 --> 00:05:19.125 Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do it in like 30 seconds. 00:05:19.125 --> 00:05:22.151 Aaaand, there we go. Finally. Look, I told you it was possible. 00:05:22.151 --> 00:05:27.043 No way, that was actually incredible! Alright, well, I got my money's worth. 00:05:27.043 --> 00:05:28.623 Let's go, I got paid for parkour! 00:05:28.623 --> 00:05:32.283 If you want, I can keep making more parkour to do and I'll pay you for it. 00:05:32.283 --> 00:05:35.673 Are you kidding? Dude, totally. Alright, I'll be back here tomorrow 00:05:35.673 --> 00:05:36.479 I guess. 00:05:36.479 --> 00:05:39.299 And this is basically how parkouring for money started. 00:05:39.299 --> 00:05:43.109 The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's house, he offered me way more diamonds 00:05:43.109 --> 00:05:47.183 this time and he constructed an entire parkour course outside of his house to do. 00:05:47.183 --> 00:05:51.183 But little did we know that this parkour course would completely change the way 00:05:51.183 --> 00:05:52.233 that the world works. 00:05:52.233 --> 00:05:55.563 Soon after this event, the parkour civilisation began. 00:05:55.563 --> 00:05:59.543 Now that I think about it, there's kind of an unexplainable gap between those events 00:05:59.543 --> 00:06:00.813 and now, but... oh well! 00:06:00.813 --> 00:06:02.701 Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds. 00:06:02.701 --> 00:06:06.701 Ah, another beautiful morning and I have to parkour for some more raw chicken that 00:06:06.701 --> 00:06:08.161 will make me starve even more. 00:06:08.161 --> 00:06:09.561 Alright, alright, I'm here. 00:06:09.561 --> 00:06:12.279 One block for raw chicken, one block vertical for beef. 00:06:12.279 --> 00:06:13.629 What are you choosing today? 00:06:13.629 --> 00:06:17.419 Considering my neighbor just died for going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with 00:06:17.419 --> 00:06:18.359 the chicken again. 00:06:18.359 --> 00:06:20.419 Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today 00:06:20.419 --> 00:06:22.149 It's gonna be about 200 blocks west. 00:06:22.149 --> 00:06:26.079 This was huge news. If there actually was a ticket event today, I would need to go 00:06:26.079 --> 00:06:29.829 for the beef. Ticket events are usually far away and I would starve by the time 00:06:29.829 --> 00:06:32.869 I got there if I chose the chicken. But luckily I got the beef. 00:06:32.869 --> 00:06:36.070 No way, you made that jump? You might become a parkour pro one day. 00:06:36.070 --> 00:06:38.861 Wait, you really think I could rank up to be a parkour pro? 00:06:38.861 --> 00:06:42.861 Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob. You guys never rank up. 00:06:42.861 --> 00:06:46.861 It's important to know that parkour pros have really big egos and they like to put 00:06:46.861 --> 00:06:47.997 down the parkour noobs. 00:06:47.997 --> 00:06:51.997 This was an important day. This was only the second time I've jumped for the beef 00:06:51.997 --> 00:06:54.207 and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket. 00:06:54.207 --> 00:06:57.597 The ticket events are so risky because they're located so far away. 00:06:57.597 --> 00:07:01.597 If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss just one of these one-block jumps and my 00:07:01.597 --> 00:07:04.452 entire chances of becoming a parkour pro would be over. 00:07:04.452 --> 00:07:06.502 But luckily, I made it to the ticket event 00:07:06.502 --> 00:07:10.192 When I got here, there were only three parkour noobs in line to do the parkour 00:07:10.192 --> 00:07:14.192 course. Most noobs don't even show up for the courses anymore because if you miss 00:07:14.192 --> 00:07:16.442 one jump, you end up like this guy. 00:07:16.442 --> 00:07:19.782 And that's the price you pay if you want a ticket to be a parkour pro. 00:07:19.782 --> 00:07:22.091 I watched as the second noob fell to the void. 00:07:22.091 --> 00:07:24.241 Hey man, do you think you could go already? 00:07:24.241 --> 00:07:26.681 I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm gonna fall. 00:07:26.681 --> 00:07:29.341 No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. 00:07:29.341 --> 00:07:31.977 Oh, shoot... okay? Never mind then. 00:07:31.977 --> 00:07:34.828 Before going for it I wanted to study the parkour course. 00:07:34.828 --> 00:07:37.278 You see, every week, the ticket challenge changes. 00:07:37.278 --> 00:07:38.668 And it's completely random. 00:07:38.668 --> 00:07:41.218 And this week's course was extremely difficult. 00:07:41.218 --> 00:07:45.218 There was a two-block jump to get to the ticket and if you get it a two-block jump 00:07:45.218 --> 00:07:46.138 to get out of it. 00:07:46.138 --> 00:07:48.185 Here's the thing about parkour civilization. 00:07:48.185 --> 00:07:52.185 Parkour can be used for anything. And that includes bribing parkour pros. 00:07:52.185 --> 00:07:56.185 Check this out. If I do a parkour jump with a 360 will you replace one of the 00:07:56.185 --> 00:07:58.069 two-block jumps with a one-block jump? 00:07:58.069 --> 00:08:02.250 You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360? Fine. There's no way you're gonna make it 00:08:02.250 --> 00:08:03.199 but I'll accept. 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:07.199 Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my bribe and now I have another problem 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:09.809 I have to do a 360? Have I even done this before? 00:08:09.809 --> 00:08:12.209 Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it. Please make it. 00:08:12.209 --> 00:08:13.764 Oh, no way. I actually did it. 00:08:13.764 --> 00:08:15.274 Alright, deal's a deal, right? 00:08:15.274 --> 00:08:18.898 I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest thing I've seen a parkour noob do. 00:08:18.898 --> 00:08:21.011 Well, deal's a deal. Here you go. 00:08:21.011 --> 00:08:24.131 Let's go. Now there was only one two-block jump in the course. 00:08:24.131 --> 00:08:26.641 Still gotta make the first two-block jump, noob. 00:08:26.641 --> 00:08:29.111 Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the course, bro. 00:08:29.111 --> 00:08:33.111 This was my best chance to finally earn a ticket. If I actually get this ticket 00:08:33.111 --> 00:08:37.351 I could access the parkour temple and make my way up into a better life as a 00:08:37.351 --> 00:08:39.711 parkour pro. There was no turning back now. 00:08:39.711 --> 00:08:41.103 I had to start the course. 00:08:41.103 --> 00:08:44.279 Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with diagonal jumps. 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:46.009 But somehow I got past it. 00:08:46.009 --> 00:08:49.356 And now was the two-block jump. This was life or death. 00:08:49.356 --> 00:08:51.498 I closed my eyes and I went for it. 00:08:51.498 --> 00:08:55.218 I expected to be falling thousands of feet per second into the void but to my 00:08:55.218 --> 00:08:58.219 surprise, I was standing on the platform with the ticket. 00:08:58.219 --> 00:09:01.979 And thanks to the deal I made with the parkour pro, I only had a one-block jump 00:09:01.979 --> 00:09:03.219 to get out of the course. 00:09:03.219 --> 00:09:07.729 This was life changing. This was the first time I've ever received a ticket to access 00:09:07.729 --> 00:09:11.309 the parkour temple. And I promised myself that I wasn't going to waste it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I made my way over to the parkour temple. I was in a good spot. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had three full hunger bars which is the most hunger a parkour noob can have. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This was it. There was no better time, no more perfect time to try making the 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I walked up to the hoppers in the ground and I threw in my ticket. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After a few seconds the invisible barrier that guards the parkour temple was down. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And now of course I had to make sure I didn't fail the one-block jump to actually 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 get inside the temple. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I made the one-block jump successfully and now I was officially inside the temple. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This was it. This was the moment I'd been waiting for my entire life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This was the parkour course that no parkour noob has ever beaten. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you miss any of these jumps, you'll either die from fall damage or fall 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 directly into the void. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But I've come too far and I've practiced too much to have that happen. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I wasn't just gonna be another parkour noob that fails this course, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was gonna be the first one to rank up to become a parkour pro. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My journey to becoming a parkour pro starts no- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, wake up. You want a chance to eat today or what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, let's get this over with. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's go! Hurry up and do the parkour, noob. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Down here in parkour prison, even the cells have one-block jumps. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you miss a single jump or if a parkour pro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you'll be thrown into the lava. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, I gotta ask. You wanna do a diagonal jump to reduce your prison 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sentence time? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Most parkour noobs would never take this deal. Diagonal jumps are just not worth 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the risk. But I wasn't just gonna sit in parkour prison my entire life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If there was any chance I could get out sooner, I was gonna take it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That was unexpected. Congrats! You've earned one day off your prison time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That means you go from 49 years and 320 days to 49 years and 319 days left. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This is how my life is gonna be for the next 49 years in parkour prison. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is, unless I find a way to get to that portal and make my way back to 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 parkour civilization. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Parkour prison is located directly under the bottom layer of parkour civilization. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If a parkour noob misses any jump, they fall into the void and end up here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And the only way back to civilization is to spend 50 years here without failing a 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 jump. Before I was sent here I never knew this place existed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I was so close to becoming a parkour pro. My entire life I've been training for 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 one goal, and that's to go to the temple of parkour and complete the impossible 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 course to rank up to become a parkour pro. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had everything. I earned the ticket to get inside the temple and I had enough 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 food to make the journey. But when the time came, I failed the first jump. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And now I'm dea... what the? Where am I? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Welcome to parkour prison or as most noobs call it their worst nightmare. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you'll just follow me I'll take you right to your cell. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Parkour prison? What is this place? I don't get it, how am I still alive? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss any of these one-block jumps 'cause if you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fall in the lava you will die for real this time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh yeah, not a problem. I've never missed a one-block jump in my life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What I didn't get is why parkour prison existed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Instead of letting the parkour noobs just fall into the void, somehow this massive 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 structure was made under the void to catch us, but why? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright noob, this is your cell. Go on in. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All of the cells in parkour prison were separated by a three-block gap. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Meaning once I went inside this cell, I would never be able to escape. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But that wasn't gonna stop me from trying. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Make sure you're doing at least one jump in your cell every 30 seconds. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If one of us catches you not jumping, you're not making it out of here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just minutes before this I was about to rank up to be a parkour pro. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And now, I'm in the most dangerous place in parkour civilization. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob right now in parkour prison. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My guess is most of them by now fell in the lava. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, there's actually someone here! Let's go, I'm not alone down here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, why does this guy look familiar? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He's been my neighbor for five years. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No! Why did you try going for the beef! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No way, it is my neighbor. Wow, I'm so glad I'm not alone down here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I ju- No! Dude, what is wrong with this guy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose at this point. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The only thing that's better about parkour prison is they feed us fish instead of raw 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 chicken. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, noob, let's go. You've been selected for parkour testing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Be down there in 30 seconds. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And this is one of the not so good parts about prison. The random parkour testing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Bro, wait! You didn't even fill in this gap. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh man, now I gotta do another one-block jump. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you're a prisoner here, the only thing you hope for is that you don't get 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 selected for random parkour testing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Every few days, the pros will pick a noob at random to test out a new course they 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 built. This time, the course I was selected for had fence parkour. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If I failed to make this one-block fence jump, I wouldn't be coming back. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's go, we don't have all day. Get on the course. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes sir, I'm going right now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The worst part about these random courses is that they intentionally use harder 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 blocks for the jumps. The pros know that the noobs have almost no experience with 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fence jumps, but they built them anyways. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright, testing complete. Back to your cell in 30 seconds. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 By some miracle, I was able to get past this week's random testing course. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But what about the next week? Or the week after that? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There's gonna be some day when they build a jump taht I can't do. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I need to get out of here before that happens. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to make my escape. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Back in parkour civilization, I used parkour to bribe one of the pros. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And now, I was gonna do it again. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, guard! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you want noob? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got something to show you, could you come over here? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This better be worth my time, or I'm not feeding you tomorrow. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask you if I could pay you in, uh, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 three diagonal jumps in a row for five minutes of free time? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Three in a row? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yup, three in a row. What do you think? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're definitely not making that. But it's not like I care anyways. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sure. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Like always, parkour can be used to get out of any situation. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But now, I had one chance to make three diagonal jumps in a row. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Or else I was dead. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on. One, two, three! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh wait, I actually did it! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, five minutes of free time. But you better be back in your cell by the 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 time I get back. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The bribe worked. Now, I had five minutes to roam around parkour prison to see if I 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 could find a way to escape. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had no clue what was gonna happen to me after I escaped. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But I didn't have time to think about that right now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When I jumped around the prison, I noticed someone doing the random testing course. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, is that who I think it is? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No way, it is the guy who failed the ticket event in front of me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up these glass jumps and makes it back to 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 civilization. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something was strange about this testing course. Why were they using glass for 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 parkour? Glass jumps aren't even a thing at the parkour noob level. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If noobs have never done glass jumps, why would they use them to test the jumps? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just gotta get out of here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I bet you're trying to think of a plan to escape, right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? Escape? What are you talking about? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I would never try to escape. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're not? I was gonna take you to the portal, but if you don't want to... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This obviously seems like you're trying to set me up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's not a set up. No one says you have to stay here, you can leave at any time. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just follow me and I'll take you there. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap, but it doesn't matter. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If he gets me close to the portal I'll try to improvise. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If this guard was leading me into a trap, I couldn't see what it was. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He was already getting me so close to the portal. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 At this point, I was just gonna have to take a chance and hope that he was telling 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 me the truth. I was now five blocks away from going back to parkour civilization. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You can leave now, if you accept terms that you can never earn a ticket to rank 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 up to become a parkour pro for the rest of your life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, your'e saying if I go back to parkour civilization now, I can never be a 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 parkour pro? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's correct. Or you can wait out the remainder of your 49 years here in prison. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So this was the catch. I could leave parkour prison right now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But in return, I could never become a parkour pro. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Or I could try to survive here for another 49 years. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to get out of here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, I've made my decision. I'm gonna go back. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So you accept! Good luck. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This was it. The work was done. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I escaped parkour prison. But at what cost? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Leaving now meant that I would be a noob for the rest of my life. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When I went through the portal, I was brought back into parkour civilization. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The portal spawned me at the entrance of the temple of parkour. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This was probably the last time I would ever step foot in this temple. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I had my chance to rank up to become a pro and I failed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, I can never earn a ticket ever again. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know, it's not the worst thing in the world. Now, I can just go back to my 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ordinary life in parkour civilization. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know, now that I think about it, it's not the worst situation in the world. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean, at least I still have my mansion. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait, who is this? I still own this house, right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, you don't. This house no longer belongs to you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This parkour noob just purchased this new manison, so you'll have to leave now.