0:00:00.000,0:00:02.314 Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour. 0:00:02.314,0:00:05.974 Alright, time for my mandatory parkour[br]check. Sigh. Let's get this over with. 0:00:05.974,0:00:10.004 You're late. You know the deal. You can do[br]the one block jump for the raw chicken, or 0:00:10.004,0:00:12.684 you can attempt the one block vertical[br]jump for the beef. 0:00:12.684,0:00:15.463 Here, in parkour civilization, no one [br]chooses to jump for 0:00:15.463,0:00:19.322 the beef. It's better to be safe and do[br]the one block jump for the chicken rather 0:00:19.322,0:00:22.134 than risk your entire life for just half a[br]hunger bar more. 0:00:22.134,0:00:25.527 Tomorrow, you better not be late.[br]Or you'll be doing two block jumps as 0:00:25.527,0:00:26.263 punishment. 0:00:26.263,0:00:28.333 Yes, sir. [br]Sorry, I won't be late next time. 0:00:28.333,0:00:30.803 Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed[br]once a day. 0:00:30.803,0:00:33.953 One piece of raw chicken is just enough to[br]get you to the next day. 0:00:33.953,0:00:36.023 But that's the life of parkour[br]civilization. 0:00:36.023,0:00:38.033 If you wanna survive, [br]you have to parkour. 0:00:38.033,0:00:39.822 Every parkour noob has the same goal. 0:00:39.822,0:00:43.362 And that's to make it to the top layer [br]where all the parkour pros live. 0:00:43.362,0:00:46.130 Except most parkour pros are born on the[br]top layer. 0:00:46.130,0:00:48.700 If you're a parkour noob, there's only one[br]way up. 0:00:48.700,0:00:50.824 And that is through the Temple of Parkour. 0:00:50.824,0:00:54.444 The Temple of Parkour is the only [br]structure in the world that combines the 0:00:54.444,0:00:55.894 bottom layer to the top layer. 0:00:55.894,0:00:59.394 To make it up, you have to do an [br]incredibly hard parkour course that no 0:00:59.394,0:01:01.254 parkour noob has ever completed. 0:01:01.254,0:01:04.589 And that's assuming you even get the[br]chance to complete the course. 0:01:04.589,0:01:07.169 The inside of the temple is protected by a[br]barrier. 0:01:07.169,0:01:11.299 And the only way a parkour noob gets past[br]a barrier is if they've earned a ticket. 0:01:11.299,0:01:14.959 I've never even tried getting a ticket [br]before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a 0:01:14.959,0:01:16.905 parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to. 0:01:16.905,0:01:20.375 In my neighborhood pretty much everyone[br]has fallen into the void and died 0:01:20.375,0:01:22.585 except for the guy who lives right[br]next to me. 0:01:22.585,0:01:24.385 He's been my neighbor for five years. 0:01:24.385,0:01:26.285 No! Why did you try going for the beef? 0:01:26.285,0:01:28.355 I guess I have to change my statement. 0:01:28.355,0:01:30.305 I now live in in this neighborhood alone. 0:01:30.305,0:01:34.095 In parkour civilization, only parkour pros[br]are allowed to break or place blocks. 0:01:34.095,0:01:36.195 For parkour noobs, it's strictly[br]prohibited. 0:01:36.195,0:01:38.575 And unfortunately, I found that out the[br]hard way. 0:01:38.575,0:01:42.045 A while ago I was searching around and I[br]somehow stumbled upon an oak log. 0:01:42.045,0:01:46.435 No one has seen an oak log in years since[br]trees don't exist in parkour civilization 0:01:46.435,0:01:47.743 so I had to try to take it. 0:01:47.743,0:01:48.646 Stop right now. 0:01:48.646,0:01:49.726 Oh no, I'm done for. 0:01:49.726,0:01:52.566 You really thought you could break that[br]without me noticing? 0:01:52.566,0:01:54.526 What, were you gonna try to cheat[br]parkour? 0:01:54.526,0:01:58.176 No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just [br]thought it would be super rare and I 0:01:58.176,0:01:59.176 wanted to collect it. 0:01:59.176,0:02:00.916 Stop talking. Give me two jumps now. 0:02:00.916,0:02:03.736 Two jumps in a row? Okay. [br]Sorry sir, I'll do it right now. 0:02:03.736,0:02:07.276 You know what? You seem a little too[br]happy about two. Let's make it three. 0:02:07.276,0:02:08.356 Okay? I'll do three... 0:02:08.356,0:02:10.866 You know what? Now let's make it four[br]jumps in a row. 0:02:10.866,0:02:12.176 Ah, four in a row? Come on. 0:02:12.176,0:02:15.906 In parkour civilization it should be no[br]surprise that all punishments were just 0:02:15.906,0:02:16.976 more forms of parkour. 0:02:16.976,0:02:19.746 And that was the last time I ever tried[br]breaking a block. 0:02:19.746,0:02:23.256 You're lucky you got a light punishment.[br]Don't forget you're at the bottom 0:02:23.256,0:02:24.345 so follow the rules. 0:02:24.345,0:02:27.865 It's safe to say that if you're at the[br]bottom level of parkour civilization 0:02:27.865,0:02:29.178 it's not exactly the best. 0:02:29.178,0:02:31.768 But not everything in parkour civilization[br]is that bad. 0:02:31.768,0:02:35.728 For example, I was able to use parkour to[br]buy the biggest house in the neighborhood. 0:02:35.728,0:02:38.498 In parkour civilization literally [br]everything is parkour 0:02:38.498,0:02:40.778 and that means parkour has replaced money. 0:02:40.778,0:02:42.858 Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy. 0:02:42.858,0:02:46.858 It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, [br]all you have to do to buy anything is just 0:02:46.858,0:02:48.108 make more parkour jumps. 0:02:48.108,0:02:53.010 I'm not really sure why or how parkour [br]works as a currency, but all I know is 0:02:53.010,0:02:55.249 I basically bought a two-storey house for[br]free. 0:02:55.249,0:02:59.009 Somehow when I was buying my house I [br]convinced myself to go for the ladder jump 0:02:59.009,0:03:00.169 to buy the bigger house. 0:03:00.169,0:03:04.539 In parkour civilization parkour jumps with[br]trickier items like ladders are worth more 0:03:04.539,0:03:07.000 That's why this jump basically bought me[br]a mansion. 0:03:07.000,0:03:09.630 No way! Thank you for buying the big house 0:03:09.630,0:03:11.780 Let me take you right to it. [br]Just follow me. 0:03:11.780,0:03:14.590 Let's go! This is awesome, I just [br]bought my first house. 0:03:14.590,0:03:16.926 All houses in parkour civilization are [br]pre-built. 0:03:16.926,0:03:18.746 And they all have one thing in common. 0:03:18.746,0:03:23.066 It's a requirement that every single house[br]has a parkour jump inside to get to your 0:03:23.066,0:03:27.066 bed. This is a way to make sure everyone[br]in parkour civilization parkours 0:03:27.066,0:03:29.319 everywhere they go. [br]Even inside the house. 0:03:29.319,0:03:32.919 So, this is the neighborhood you'll be[br]living in. You're the only two-storey 0:03:32.919,0:03:36.049 house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll [br]give you a house tour. 0:03:36.049,0:03:39.679 This is so sick! That ladder jump [br]literally made me the richest one in the 0:03:39.679,0:03:40.389 neighborhood. 0:03:40.389,0:03:44.149 As you can see, you have a jump on the[br]top floor and a jump on the bottom floor. 0:03:44.149,0:03:47.009 Let me show you the upstairs and then the[br]house is all yours. 0:03:47.009,0:03:50.699 Alright, I mean everything looks good.[br]I just have to do this jump to my bed. 0:03:50.699,0:03:52.969 Uh, yeah! [br]I think I got everything figured out. 0:03:52.969,0:03:56.349 Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check[br]if your parkour jump is good. 0:03:56.349,0:03:58.439 How are you supposed to check if it's[br]good? 0:03:58.439,0:03:59.169 Wait, what the? 0:03:59.169,0:04:00.929 Did this guy for real just jump off? 0:04:00.929,0:04:03.759 Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive?[br]Why did he do that? 0:04:03.759,0:04:07.029 Alright, just wanted to confirm that your [br]house is ready to move in. 0:04:07.029,0:04:09.529 The guy did in fact die so everything[br]should be good. 0:04:09.529,0:04:10.871 That guy seriously died? 0:04:10.871,0:04:14.121 Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of[br]the job. Enjoy your house. 0:04:14.121,0:04:15.871 How is that a part of the job? [br]What? 0:04:15.871,0:04:18.764 No one really remembers how parkour[br]civilization started. 0:04:18.764,0:04:22.584 Most of the parkour noobs down here at[br]least think that the parkour pros were the 0:04:22.584,0:04:23.594 ones who started it. 0:04:23.594,0:04:26.602 But the truth is, I think I was the one [br]who started it. 0:04:26.602,0:04:30.352 For some reason, I can't remember the best[br]but I'm pretty sure this is how the 0:04:30.352,0:04:31.072 story went. 0:04:31.072,0:04:32.355 Yo, Seawatt. 0:04:32.355,0:04:34.035 Yo, hello? 0:04:34.035,0:04:37.945 Bro, you think I could get a diamond real[br]quick? I was mining for like three hours 0:04:37.945,0:04:41.295 and I only found two diamonds, and I just[br]wanna make a diamond pickaxe. 0:04:41.295,0:04:42.975 Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare. 0:04:42.975,0:04:46.225 Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're[br]literally just holding one. 0:04:46.225,0:04:49.675 Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you[br]back later. I just need a pickaxe. 0:04:49.675,0:04:53.195 Alright, fine. Give me one second.[br]If you want a diamond, you gotta give me 0:04:53.195,0:04:55.905 something. Alright, watch out. [br]Back off for one second. 0:04:55.905,0:04:59.185 Look. If you can make this four-block jump[br]I'll pay you one diamond. 0:04:59.185,0:05:02.305 Make this four-block jump?[br]Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to 0:05:02.305,0:05:04.435 do parkour? What do you even gain from [br]this? 0:05:04.435,0:05:07.285 Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen[br]anyone do it before. 0:05:07.285,0:05:08.445 I'd pay to see it done. 0:05:08.445,0:05:09.745 Okay, I'll take the offer. 0:05:09.745,0:05:12.475 Ugh, this is so annoying.[br]Alright, just give me a second. 0:05:12.475,0:05:14.475 I know it's possible, I've done it before. 0:05:14.475,0:05:16.105 I told you bro, it's not possible. 0:05:16.105,0:05:19.125 Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do[br]it in like 30 seconds. 0:05:19.125,0:05:22.151 Aaaand, there we go. Finally.[br]Look, I told you it was possible. 0:05:22.151,0:05:27.043 No way, that was actually incredible![br]Alright, well, I got my money's worth. 0:05:27.043,0:05:28.623 Let's go, I got paid for parkour! 0:05:28.623,0:05:32.283 If you want, I can keep making more [br]parkour to do and I'll pay you for it. 0:05:32.283,0:05:35.673 Are you kidding? Dude, totally.[br]Alright, I'll be back here tomorrow 0:05:35.673,0:05:36.479 I guess. 0:05:36.479,0:05:39.299 And this is basically how parkouring for[br]money started. 0:05:39.299,0:05:43.109 The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's [br]house, he offered me way more diamonds 0:05:43.109,0:05:47.183 this time and he constructed an entire[br]parkour course outside of his house to do. 0:05:47.183,0:05:51.183 But little did we know that this parkour[br]course would completely change the way 0:05:51.183,0:05:52.233 that the world works. 0:05:52.233,0:05:55.563 Soon after this event, the parkour [br]civilisation began. 0:05:55.563,0:05:59.543 Now that I think about it, there's kind of[br]an unexplainable gap between those events 0:05:59.543,0:06:00.813 and now, but... oh well! 0:06:00.813,0:06:02.701 Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds. 0:06:02.701,0:06:06.701 Ah, another beautiful morning and I have[br]to parkour for some more raw chicken that 0:06:06.701,0:06:08.161 will make me starve even more. 0:06:08.161,0:06:09.561 Alright, alright, I'm here. 0:06:09.561,0:06:12.279 One block for raw chicken, one block[br]vertical for beef. 0:06:12.279,0:06:13.629 What are you choosing today? 0:06:13.629,0:06:17.419 Considering my neighbor just died for[br]going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with 0:06:17.419,0:06:18.359 the chicken again. 0:06:18.359,0:06:20.419 Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today 0:06:20.419,0:06:22.149 It's gonna be about 200 blocks west. 0:06:22.149,0:06:26.079 This was huge news. If there actually was [br]a ticket event today, I would need to go 0:06:26.079,0:06:29.829 for the beef. Ticket events are usually[br]far away and I would starve by the time 0:06:29.829,0:06:32.869 I got there if I chose the chicken. [br]But luckily I got the beef. 0:06:32.869,0:06:36.070 No way, you made that jump?[br]You might become a parkour pro one day. 0:06:36.070,0:06:38.861 Wait, you really think I could rank up to[br]be a parkour pro? 0:06:38.861,0:06:42.861 Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob.[br]You guys never rank up. 0:06:42.861,0:06:46.861 It's important to know that parkour pros[br]have really big egos and they like to put 0:06:46.861,0:06:47.997 down the parkour noobs. 0:06:47.997,0:06:51.997 This was an important day. This was only [br]the second time I've jumped for the beef 0:06:51.997,0:06:54.207 and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket. 0:06:54.207,0:06:57.597 The ticket events are so risky because[br]they're located so far away. 0:06:57.597,0:07:01.597 If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss[br]just one of these one-block jumps and my 0:07:01.597,0:07:04.452 entire chances of becoming a parkour pro[br]would be over. 0:07:04.452,0:07:06.502 But luckily, I made it to the ticket event 0:07:06.502,0:07:10.192 When I got here, there were only three[br]parkour noobs in line to do the parkour 0:07:10.192,0:07:14.192 course. Most noobs don't even show up for[br]the courses anymore because if you miss 0:07:14.192,0:07:16.442 one jump, you end up like this guy. 0:07:16.442,0:07:19.782 And that's the price you pay if you want[br]a ticket to be a parkour pro. 0:07:19.782,0:07:22.091 I watched as the second noob fell to the[br]void. 0:07:22.091,0:07:24.241 Hey man, do you think you could go [br]already? 0:07:24.241,0:07:26.681 I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm[br]gonna fall. 0:07:26.681,0:07:29.341 No, you don't need to be nervous. [br]I'm sure you're fine. 0:07:29.341,0:07:31.977 Oh, shoot... okay?[br]Never mind then. 0:07:31.977,0:07:34.828 Before going for it I wanted to study the[br]parkour course. 0:07:34.828,0:07:37.278 You see, every week, the ticket challenge[br]changes. 0:07:37.278,0:07:38.668 And it's completely random. 0:07:38.668,0:07:41.218 And this week's course was extremely[br]difficult. 0:07:41.218,0:07:45.218 There was a two-block jump to get to the[br]ticket and if you get it a two-block jump 0:07:45.218,0:07:46.138 to get out of it. 0:07:46.138,0:07:48.185 Here's the thing about parkour[br]civilization. 0:07:48.185,0:07:52.185 Parkour can be used for anything.[br]And that includes bribing parkour pros. 0:07:52.185,0:07:56.185 Check this out. If I do a parkour jump[br]with a 360 will you replace one of the 0:07:56.185,0:07:58.069 two-block jumps with a one-block jump? 0:07:58.069,0:08:02.250 You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360?[br]Fine. There's no way you're gonna make it 0:08:02.250,0:08:03.199 but I'll accept. 0:08:03.199,0:08:07.199 Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my[br]bribe and now I have another problem 0:08:07.199,0:08:09.809 I have to do a 360? [br]Have I even done this before? 0:08:09.809,0:08:12.209 Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it.[br]Please make it. 0:08:12.209,0:08:13.764 Oh, no way. I actually did it. 0:08:13.764,0:08:15.274 Alright, deal's a deal, right? 0:08:15.274,0:08:18.898 I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest[br]thing I've seen a parkour noob do. 0:08:18.898,0:08:21.011 Well, deal's a deal. Here you go. 0:08:21.011,0:08:24.131 Let's go. Now there was only one [br]two-block jump in the course. 0:08:24.131,0:08:26.641 Still gotta make the first two-block[br]jump, noob. 0:08:26.641,0:08:29.111 Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the[br]course, bro. 0:08:29.111,0:08:33.111 This was my best chance to finally earn a[br]ticket. If I actually get this ticket 0:08:33.111,0:08:37.351 I could access the parkour temple and make[br]my way up into a better life as a 0:08:37.351,0:08:39.711 parkour pro.[br]There was no turning back now. 0:08:39.711,0:08:41.103 I had to start the course. 0:08:41.103,0:08:44.279 Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with[br]diagonal jumps. 0:08:44.279,0:08:46.009 But somehow I got past it. 0:08:46.009,0:08:49.356 And now was the two-block jump. [br]This was life or death. 0:08:49.356,0:08:51.498 I closed my eyes and I went for it. 0:08:51.498,0:08:55.218 I expected to be falling thousands of feet[br]per second into the void but to my 0:08:55.218,0:08:58.219 surprise, I was standing on the platform[br]with the ticket. 0:08:58.219,0:09:01.979 And thanks to the deal I made with the[br]parkour pro, I only had a one-block jump 0:09:01.979,0:09:03.219 to get out of the course. 0:09:03.219,0:09:07.729 This was life changing. This was the first[br]time I've ever received a ticket to access 0:09:07.729,0:09:11.269 the parkour temple. And I promised myself [br]that I wasn't going to waste it. 0:09:11.269,0:09:14.299 I made my way over to the parkour temple. [br]I was in a good spot. 0:09:14.299,0:09:17.989 I had three full hunger bars which is the[br]most hunger a parkour noob can have. 0:09:17.989,0:09:22.337 This was it. There was no better time,[br]no more perfect time to try making the 0:09:22.337,0:09:25.204 parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro 0:09:25.204,0:09:28.672 I walked up to the hoppers in the ground[br]and I threw in my ticket. 0:09:28.672,0:09:33.229 After a few seconds the invisible barrier [br]that guards the parkour temple was down. 0:09:33.229,0:09:37.089 And now of course I had to make sure I[br]didn't fail the one-block jump to actually 0:09:37.089,0:09:38.149 get inside the temple. 0:09:38.149,0:09:42.933 I made the one-block jump successfully and[br]now I was officially inside the temple. 0:09:42.933,0:09:46.731 This was it. This was the moment I'd been[br]waiting for my entire life. 0:09:46.731,0:09:50.301 This was the parkour course that no[br]parkour noob has ever beaten. 0:09:50.301,0:09:54.001 If you miss any of these jumps, you'll[br]either die from fall damage or fall 0:09:54.001,0:09:55.320 directly into the void. 0:09:55.320,0:09:59.320 But I've come too far and I've practiced[br]too much to have that happen. 0:09:59.320,0:10:02.540 I wasn't just gonna be another parkour[br]noob that fails this course, 0:10:02.540,0:10:05.966 I was gonna be the first one to rank up to[br]become a parkour pro. 0:10:05.966,0:10:09.295 My journey to becoming a parkour pro[br]starts no- 0:10:11.278,0:10:14.231 Hey, wake up.[br]You want a chance to eat today or what? 0:10:14.231,0:10:15.880 Alright, let's get this over with. 0:10:15.880,0:10:18.998 Let's go! [br]Hurry up and do the parkour, noob. 0:10:18.998,0:10:22.493 Down here in parkour prison, even the[br]cells have one-block jumps. 0:10:22.493,0:10:27.622 If you miss a single jump or if a parkour[br]pro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds 0:10:27.622,0:10:29.189 you'll be thrown into the lava. 0:10:29.189,0:10:32.909 Alright, I gotta ask. You wanna do a[br]diagonal jump to reduce your prison 0:10:32.909,0:10:33.788 sentence time? 0:10:33.788,0:10:38.048 Most parkour noobs would never take this[br]deal. Diagonal jumps are just not worth 0:10:38.048,0:10:41.748 the risk. But I wasn't just gonna sit in[br]parkour prison my entire life. 0:10:41.748,0:10:45.418 If there was any chance I could get out[br]sooner, I was gonna take it. 0:10:45.418,0:10:49.418 That was unexpected. Congrats![br]You've earned one day off your prison time 0:10:49.418,0:10:56.733 That means you go from 49 years and 320[br]days to 49 years and 319 days left. 0:10:56.733,0:11:00.883 This is how my life is gonna be for the[br]next 49 years in parkour prison. 0:11:00.883,0:11:04.883 That is, unless I find a way to get to[br]that portal and make my way back to 0:11:04.883,0:11:06.248 parkour civilization. 0:11:06.248,0:11:10.764 Parkour prison is located directly under[br]the bottom layer of parkour civilization. 0:11:10.764,0:11:14.919 If a parkour noob misses any jump, they[br]fall into the void and end up here. 0:11:14.919,0:11:19.319 And the only way back to civilization is[br]to spend 50 years here without failing a 0:11:19.319,0:11:22.530 jump. Before I was sent here I never knew[br]this place existed. 0:11:22.530,0:11:27.533 And I was so close to becoming a parkour[br]pro. My entire life I've been training for 0:11:27.533,0:11:31.533 one goal, and that's to go to the temple[br]of parkour and complete the impossible 0:11:31.533,0:11:34.273 course to rank up to become a parkour pro. 0:11:34.273,0:11:38.113 I had everything. I earned the ticket to[br]get inside the temple and I had enough 0:11:38.113,0:11:41.812 food to make the journey. But when the [br]time came, I failed the first jump. 0:11:41.812,0:11:45.995 And now I'm dea... what the?[br]Where am I? 0:11:45.995,0:11:50.347 Welcome to parkour prison or as most noobs[br]call it their worst nightmare. 0:11:50.347,0:11:53.057 If you'll just follow me I'll take you[br]right to your cell. 0:11:53.057,0:11:58.446 Parkour prison? What is this place? [br]I don't get it, how am I still alive? 0:11:58.446,0:12:02.476 Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss[br]any of these one-block jumps 'cause if you 0:12:02.476,0:12:04.836 fall in the lava you will die for real[br]this time. 0:12:04.836,0:12:08.154 Oh yeah, not a problem. I've never missed[br]a one-block jump in my life. 0:12:08.154,0:12:11.253 What I didn't get is why parkour prison[br]existed. 0:12:11.253,0:12:15.514 Instead of letting the parkour noobs just[br]fall into the void, somehow this massive 0:12:15.514,0:12:19.514 structure was made under the void to catch[br]us, but why? 0:12:19.514,0:12:21.971 Alright noob, this is your cell. [br]Go on in. 0:12:21.971,0:12:25.707 All of the cells in parkour prison were[br]separated by a three-block gap. 0:12:25.707,0:12:29.377 Meaning once I went inside this cell,[br]I would never be able to escape. 0:12:29.377,0:12:31.816 But that wasn't gonna stop me from trying. 0:12:31.816,0:12:35.338 Make sure you're doing at least one jump[br]in your cell every 30 seconds. 0:12:35.338,0:12:38.748 If one of us catches you not jumping,[br]you're not making it out of here. 0:12:38.748,0:12:42.533 Just minutes before this I was about to[br]rank up to be a parkour pro. 0:12:42.533,0:12:46.533 And now, I'm in the most dangerous place[br]in parkour civilization. 0:12:46.533,0:12:49.890 As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob[br]right now in parkour prison. 0:12:49.890,0:12:52.611 My guess is most of them by now fell in[br]the lava. 0:12:52.611,0:12:55.951 Wait, there's actually someone here![br]Let's go, I'm not alone down here. 0:12:55.951,0:12:57.981 Wait, why does this guy look familiar? 0:12:57.981,0:12:59.821 He's been my neighbor for five years. 0:12:59.951,0:13:02.417 No! Why did you try going for the beef! 0:13:02.417,0:13:06.107 No way, it is my neighbor. Wow, I'm so[br]glad I'm not alone down here. 0:13:06.107,0:13:08.795 I ju-[br]No! Dude, what is wrong with this guy? 0:13:08.795,0:13:11.465 Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose[br]at this point. 0:13:11.465,0:13:15.515 The only thing that's better about parkour[br]prison is they feed us fish instead of raw 0:13:15.515,0:13:16.215 chicken. 0:13:16.215,0:13:19.205 Hey, noob, let's go. [br]You've been selected for parkour testing. 0:13:19.205,0:13:20.553 Be down there in 30 seconds. 0:13:20.553,0:13:24.702 And this is one of the not so good parts[br]about prison. The random parkour testing. 0:13:24.702,0:13:26.783 Bro, wait! You didn't even fill in this[br]gap. 0:13:26.783,0:13:29.318 Oh man, now I gotta do another one-block[br]jump. 0:13:29.318,0:13:32.928 If you're a prisoner here, the only thing[br]you hope for is that you don't get 0:13:32.928,0:13:34.816 selected for random parkour testing. 0:13:34.816,0:13:38.816 Every few days, the pros will pick a noob[br]at random to test out a new course they 0:13:38.816,0:13:42.476 built. This time, the course I was[br]selected for had fence parkour. 0:13:42.476,0:13:46.374 If I failed to make this one-block fence [br]jump, I wouldn't be coming back. 0:13:46.374,0:13:48.899 Let's go, we don't have all day.[br]Get on the course. 0:13:48.899,0:13:50.511 Yes sir, I'm going right now. 0:13:50.511,0:13:54.241 The worst part about these random courses[br]is that they intentionally use harder 0:13:54.241,0:13:58.080 blocks for the jumps. The pros know that[br]the noobs have almost no experience with 0:13:58.080,0:14:00.053 fence jumps, but they built them anyways. 0:14:00.053,0:14:03.153 Alright, testing complete. Back to your[br]cell in 30 seconds. 0:14:03.153,0:14:06.853 By some miracle, I was able to get past[br]this week's random testing course. 0:14:06.853,0:14:09.373 But what about the next week? [br]Or the week after that? 0:14:09.373,0:14:12.493 There's gonna be some day when they build[br]a jump that I can't do. 0:14:12.493,0:14:14.843 And I need to get out of here before that[br]happens. 0:14:14.843,0:14:17.623 Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to [br]make my escape. 0:14:17.623,0:14:20.973 Back in parkour civilization, I used[br]parkour to bribe one of the pros. 0:14:20.973,0:14:22.613 And now, I was gonna do it again. 0:14:22.613,0:14:23.343 Hey, guard! 0:14:23.343,0:14:24.403 What do you want noob? 0:14:24.403,0:14:27.003 I got something to show you, could you[br]come over here? 0:14:27.003,0:14:30.013 This better be worth my time, [br]or I'm not feeding you tomorrow. 0:14:30.013,0:14:30.733 Okay, what? 0:14:30.733,0:14:34.195 Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask [br]you if I could pay you in, uh, 0:14:34.195,0:14:37.356 three diagonal jumps in a row for five [br]minutes of free time? 0:14:37.356,0:14:38.956 Three in a row? 0:14:38.956,0:14:40.826 Yup, three in a row.[br]What do you think? 0:14:40.826,0:14:44.294 You're definitely not making that.[br]But it's not like I care anyways. 0:14:44.294,0:14:45.094 Sure. 0:14:45.094,0:14:48.426 Like always, parkour can be used to get[br]out of any situation. 0:14:48.426,0:14:52.326 But now, I had one chance to make three[br]diagonal jumps in a row. 0:14:52.326,0:14:53.256 Or else I was dead. 0:14:53.256,0:14:55.638 Come on.[br]One, two, three! 0:14:55.638,0:14:57.735 Oh wait, I actually did it! 0:14:57.735,0:15:01.608 Okay, five minutes of free time.[br]But you better be back in your cell by the 0:15:01.608,0:15:02.448 time I get back. 0:15:02.448,0:15:06.798 The bribe worked. Now, I had five minutes[br]to roam around parkour prison to see if I 0:15:06.798,0:15:08.214 could find a way to escape. 0:15:08.214,0:15:11.263 I had no clue what was gonna happen to me[br]after I escaped. 0:15:11.263,0:15:13.783 But I didn't have time to think about that[br]right now. 0:15:13.783,0:15:17.703 When I jumped around the prison, I noticed[br]someone doing the random testing course. 0:15:17.703,0:15:19.353 Wait, is that who I think it is? 0:15:19.353,0:15:21.983 No, you don't need to be nervous. [br]I'm sure you're fine. 0:15:21.983,0:15:22.683 Oh... 0:15:22.683,0:15:25.803 No way, it is the guy who failed the [br]ticket event in front of me. 0:15:25.803,0:15:29.593 That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up[br]these glass jumps and makes it back to 0:15:29.593,0:15:30.293 civilization. 0:15:30.293,0:15:31.003 Oh! 0:15:31.003,0:15:34.693 Something was strange about this testing[br]course. Why were they using glass for 0:15:34.693,0:15:37.853 parkour? Glass jumps aren't even a thing[br]at the parkour noob level. 0:15:37.853,0:15:41.693 If noobs have never done glass jumps, why[br]would they use them to test the jumps? 0:15:41.693,0:15:43.073 I just gotta get out of here. 0:15:43.073,0:15:45.733 I bet you're trying to think of a plan to[br]escape, right? 0:15:45.733,0:15:47.673 What? Escape?[br]What are you talking about? 0:15:47.673,0:15:49.123 I would never try to escape. 0:15:49.123,0:15:52.899 You're not? I was gonna take you to the [br]portal, but if you don't want to... 0:15:52.899,0:15:55.518 This obviously seems like you're trying[br]to set me up. 0:15:55.518,0:16:00.026 It's not a set up. No one says you have[br]to stay here, you can leave at any time. 0:16:00.026,0:16:01.896 Just follow me and I'll take you there. 0:16:01.896,0:16:05.334 I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap,[br]but it doesn't matter. 0:16:05.334,0:16:07.994 If he gets me close to the portal[br]I'll try to improvise. 0:16:07.994,0:16:11.301 If this guard was leading me into a trap,[br]I couldn't see what it was. 0:16:11.301,0:16:13.625 He was already getting me so close to the[br]portal. 0:16:13.625,0:16:17.475 At this point, I was just gonna have to[br]take a chance and hope that he was telling 0:16:17.475,0:16:21.305 me the truth. I was now five blocks away[br]from going back to parkour civilization. 0:16:21.305,0:16:25.475 You can leave now, if you accept terms[br]that you can never earn a ticket to rank 0:16:25.475,0:16:28.126 up to become a parkour pro for the rest[br]of your life. 0:16:28.126,0:16:32.576 Wait, your'e saying if I go back to[br]parkour civilization now, I can never be a 0:16:32.576,0:16:33.471 parkour pro? 0:16:33.471,0:16:37.789 That's correct. Or you can wait out the [br]remainder of your 49 years here in prison. 0:16:37.789,0:16:41.220 So this was the catch. I could leave[br]parkour prison right now. 0:16:41.220,0:16:43.990 But in return, I could never become a[br]parkour pro. 0:16:43.990,0:16:47.333 Or I could try to survive here for another[br]49 years. 0:16:47.333,0:16:50.265 It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to[br]get out of here. 0:16:50.265,0:16:52.727 Okay, I've made my decision. [br]I'm gonna go back. 0:16:52.727,0:16:54.685 So you accept! [br]Good luck. 0:16:54.685,0:16:56.487 This was it.[br]The work was done. 0:16:56.487,0:16:59.348 I escaped parkour prison.[br]But at what cost? 0:16:59.348,0:17:02.912 Leaving now meant that I would be a[br]noob for the rest of my life. 0:17:02.912,0:17:06.525 When I went through the portal, I was[br]brought back into parkour civilization. 0:17:06.525,0:17:09.537 The portal spawned me at the entrance[br]of the temple of parkour. 0:17:09.537,0:17:13.337 This was probably the last time I would [br]ever step foot in this temple. 0:17:13.337,0:17:16.471 I had my chance to rank up to become a pro[br]and I failed. 0:17:16.471,0:17:19.061 Now, I can never earn a ticket ever again. 0:17:19.061,0:17:22.771 You know, it's not the worst thing in the[br]world. Now, I can just go back to my 0:17:22.771,0:17:24.597 ordinary life in parkour civilization. 0:17:24.597,0:17:28.417 You know, now that I think about it,[br]it's not the worst situation in the world. 0:17:28.417,0:17:30.477 I mean, at least I still have my mansion. 0:17:30.477,0:17:32.760 Wait, who is this?[br]I still own this house, right? 0:17:32.760,0:17:35.473 No, you don't.[br]This house no longer belongs to you. 0:17:35.473,0:17:39.835 This parkour noob just purchased this new[br]manison, so you'll have to leave now. 0:17:39.835,0:17:42.935 Wait wait wait, this guy just bought my[br]house? How can he do that? 0:17:42.935,0:17:46.473 Well, you fell and went to parkour prison[br]so you lost the house. 0:17:46.473,0:17:49.063 When you were down there, this parkour[br]noob bought it. 0:17:49.063,0:17:51.953 Bro, really? Wow, so I really don't own[br]this house anymore. 0:17:51.953,0:17:52.797 Well this guy- 0:17:53.577,0:17:54.527 Uh... 0:17:54.527,0:17:55.933 Okay, it's for sale now. 0:17:55.933,0:17:58.262 Let's go! So I can move back into my[br]house? 0:17:58.262,0:18:00.078 After you buy it again, sure. 0:18:00.078,0:18:02.668 Wait, really? Are you serious?[br]I have to buy it again? 0:18:02.668,0:18:06.388 I went back to the shop to go buy my[br]mansion again, but while I was at parkour 0:18:06.388,0:18:07.858 prison something bad happened. 0:18:07.858,0:18:10.569 The prices for houses in my neighborhood[br]went way up. 0:18:10.569,0:18:14.569 Now if I wanted to buy my mansion, I would[br]have had to pay for it with a two-block 0:18:14.569,0:18:18.109 jump. It was too risky. I was gonna have [br]to find somewhere else to live. 0:18:18.109,0:18:21.065 Fortunately, I found another shop that was[br]selling wood houses. 0:18:21.065,0:18:24.525 A bit of a downgrade from the stone house[br]but it was all I could afford. 0:18:24.525,0:18:28.288 I could either do a one-block fence jump[br]for a small house or a one and a half 0:18:28.288,0:18:29.982 block stair jump for a large house. 0:18:29.982,0:18:33.832 I figured if I'm gonna be living on the[br]noob level for my entire life, I might as 0:18:33.832,0:18:34.952 well buy the big house. 0:18:34.952,0:18:38.952 Luckily, escaping parkour prison gave me[br]the confidence to make the jump easily. 0:18:38.952,0:18:43.322 Now, I got a mansion in a new neighborhood[br]where not to my surprise, everyone fell 0:18:43.322,0:18:45.369 into the void, [br]so it's just me living here. 0:18:45.369,0:18:48.759 The house is definitely a bit of a [br]downgrade from my previous mansion, 0:18:48.759,0:18:52.469 but it's still a two-storey house and it[br]has a painting, which is something you 0:18:52.469,0:18:54.919 don't really see that often in parkour[br]civilization. 0:18:54.919,0:18:58.739 I just keep wondering what my life would[br]have been like if I actually made it to 0:18:58.739,0:18:59.899 the pro civilization. 0:18:59.899,0:19:03.189 Now, I don't think I'll ever figure out[br]what it looks like out there. 0:19:03.189,0:19:05.040 I just wish that-[br]Woah! What was that? 0:19:05.040,0:19:08.900 When I went to sit in my chair, I backed[br]up against the wall and there was nothing 0:19:08.900,0:19:11.220 behind me. This painting was covering [br]something. 0:19:11.220,0:19:14.130 I walked through the painting and it[br]revealed a secret door. 0:19:14.130,0:19:17.000 For some reason, this house I bought had[br]some hidden passage. 0:19:17.000,0:19:20.566 Whoever made this was obviously trying to[br]hide something. But what was it? 0:19:20.566,0:19:24.166 There was a ladder that led to the bottom[br]floor. And when I got down there, 0:19:24.166,0:19:25.031 I found a man. 0:19:25.591,0:19:29.591 Somehow there was already someone living[br]here. But by their leather boots, I could 0:19:29.591,0:19:32.505 tell it was a parkour noob. [br]This was obviously some mistake. 0:19:32.505,0:19:34.015 I went to go leave, but then- 0:19:34.015,0:19:35.765 Wait, don't leave. 0:19:35.765,0:19:38.668 The man spoke to me.[br]He said he's been watching me. 0:19:38.668,0:19:42.925 I watched you enter the temple of parkour.[br]I think you have what it takes to rank up. 0:19:42.925,0:19:46.652 I'm sorry man, I think you're confused.[br]I can never earn a ticket anymore. 0:19:46.652,0:19:48.860 I'm gonna be a parkour noob forever. 0:19:48.860,0:19:51.969 No, there is still a way I can get you a[br]ticket. 0:19:51.969,0:19:54.376 Wait wait wait, what are you [br]talking about? 0:19:54.376,0:19:57.997 When I was younger I earned myself a [br]ticket, but I never used it. 0:19:57.997,0:20:00.173 Instead, I hid it far far away. 0:20:00.173,0:20:04.628 The old man said it wasn't his destiny to[br]rank up to be a pro, but it was mine. 0:20:04.628,0:20:08.498 He brought out a compass and he threw it[br]to me. He told me that if I followed this 0:20:08.498,0:20:10.348 compass, I'll find the hidden ticket. 0:20:10.348,0:20:14.288 This was the second chance I was looking[br]for. I had no way of knowing whether the 0:20:14.288,0:20:18.068 old man was telling the truth or not, but[br]at this point, I had nothing to lose. 0:20:18.068,0:20:21.538 Maybe this works, maybe it doesn't.[br]All I know is that I wasn't done with 0:20:21.538,0:20:23.157 parkour civilization just yet.