WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.314 Let's go. Open up. It's time for parkour. 00:00:02.314 --> 00:00:05.974 Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check. Sigh. Let's get this over with. 00:00:05.974 --> 00:00:10.004 You're late. You know the deal. You can do the one block jump for the raw chicken, or 00:00:10.004 --> 00:00:12.684 you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef. 00:00:12.684 --> 00:00:15.463 Here, in parkour civilization, no one chooses to jump for 00:00:15.463 --> 00:00:19.292 the beef. It's better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather 00:00:19.292 --> 00:00:22.064 than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more. 00:00:22.064 --> 00:00:24.527 Tomorrow, you better not be late. Or you'll be doing 00:00:24.527 --> 00:00:26.043 two block jumps as punishment. 00:00:26.043 --> 00:00:28.123 Yes, sir. Sorry, I won't be late next time. 00:00:28.123 --> 00:00:30.593 Down here, us parkour noobs only get fed once a day. 00:00:30.593 --> 00:00:33.773 One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day. 00:00:33.773 --> 00:00:35.923 But that's the life of parkour civilization. 00:00:35.923 --> 00:00:38.033 If you wanna survive, you have to parkour. 00:00:38.033 --> 00:00:39.822 Every parkour noob has the same goal. 00:00:39.822 --> 00:00:43.362 And that's to make it to the top layer where all the parkour pros live. 00:00:43.362 --> 00:00:46.130 Except most parkour pros are born on the top layer. 00:00:46.130 --> 00:00:48.700 If you're a parkour noob, there's only one way up. 00:00:48.700 --> 00:00:50.824 And that is through the Temple of Parkour. 00:00:50.824 --> 00:00:54.444 The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the 00:00:54.444 --> 00:00:55.894 bottom layer to the top layer. 00:00:55.894 --> 00:00:59.394 To make it up, you have to do an incredibly hard parkour course that no 00:00:59.394 --> 00:01:01.254 parkour noob has ever completed. 00:01:01.254 --> 00:01:04.589 And that's assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. 00:01:04.589 --> 00:01:07.169 The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier. 00:01:07.169 --> 00:01:11.299 And the only way a parkour noob gets past a barrier is if they've earned a ticket. 00:01:11.299 --> 00:01:14.959 I've never even tried getting a ticket before, but if I'm gonna rank up to a 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:16.905 parkour pro one day, I'm gonna have to. 00:01:16.905 --> 00:01:20.375 In my neighborhood pretty much everyone has fallen into the void and died 00:01:20.375 --> 00:01:22.525 except for the guy who lives right next to me. 00:01:22.525 --> 00:01:24.345 He's been my neighbor for five years. 00:01:24.345 --> 00:01:26.285 No! Why did you try going fo r the beef? 00:01:26.285 --> 00:01:28.355 I guess I have to change my statement. 00:01:28.355 --> 00:01:30.305 I now live in in this neighborhood alone. 00:01:30.305 --> 00:01:34.095 In parkour civilization, only parkour pros are allowed to break or place blocks. 00:01:34.095 --> 00:01:36.195 For parkour noobs, it's strictly prohibited. 00:01:36.195 --> 00:01:38.575 And unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. 00:01:38.575 --> 00:01:42.045 A while ago I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. 00:01:42.045 --> 00:01:46.435 No one has seen an oak log in years since trees don't exist in parkour civilization 00:01:46.435 --> 00:01:47.743 so I had to try to take it. 00:01:47.743 --> 00:01:48.646 Stop right now. 00:01:48.646 --> 00:01:49.726 Oh no, I'm done for. 00:01:49.726 --> 00:01:52.566 You really thought you could break that without me noticing? 00:01:52.566 --> 00:01:54.526 What, were you gonna try to cheat parkour? 00:01:54.526 --> 00:01:58.116 No, sir, I didn't try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I 00:01:58.116 --> 00:01:59.176 wanted to collect it. 00:01:59.176 --> 00:02:00.916 Stop talking. Give me two jumps now. 00:02:00.916 --> 00:02:03.736 Two jumps in a row? Okay. Sorry sir, I'll do it right now. 00:02:03.736 --> 00:02:07.236 You know what? You seem a little too happy about two. Let's make it three. 00:02:07.236 --> 00:02:08.356 Okay? I'll do three... 00:02:08.356 --> 00:02:10.866 You know what? Now let's make it four jumps in a row. 00:02:10.866 --> 00:02:12.176 Ah, four in a row? Come on. 00:02:12.176 --> 00:02:15.906 In parkour civilization it should be no surprise that all punishments were just 00:02:15.906 --> 00:02:16.976 more forms of parkour. 00:02:16.976 --> 00:02:19.746 And that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block. 00:02:19.746 --> 00:02:23.256 You're lucky you got a light punishment. Don't forget you're at the bottom 00:02:23.256 --> 00:02:24.345 so follow the rules. 00:02:24.345 --> 00:02:27.865 It's safe to say that if you're at the bottom level of parkour civilization 00:02:27.865 --> 00:02:29.178 it's not exactly the best. 00:02:29.178 --> 00:02:31.768 But not everything in parkour civilization is that bad. 00:02:31.768 --> 00:02:35.728 For example, I was able to use parkour to buy the biggest house in the neighborhood. 00:02:35.728 --> 00:02:38.498 In parkour civilization literally everything is parkour 00:02:38.498 --> 00:02:40.778 and that means parkour has replaced money. 00:02:40.778 --> 00:02:42.858 Welcome. Choose which house you wanna buy. 00:02:42.858 --> 00:02:46.858 It's pretty nice in parkour civilization, all you have to do to buy anything is just 00:02:46.858 --> 00:02:48.108 make more parkour jumps. 00:02:48.108 --> 00:02:53.010 I'm not really sure why or how parkour works as a currency, but all I know is 00:02:53.010 --> 00:02:55.249 I basically bought a two-storey house for free. 00:02:55.249 --> 00:02:59.009 Somehow when I was buying my house I convinced myself to go for the ladder jump 00:02:59.009 --> 00:03:00.169 to buy the bigger house. 00:03:00.169 --> 00:03:04.539 In parkour civilization parkour jumps with trickier items like ladders are worth more 00:03:04.539 --> 00:03:07.000 That's why this jump basically bought me a mansion. 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:09.630 No way! Thank you for buying the big house 00:03:09.630 --> 00:03:11.780 Let me take you right to it. Just follow me. 00:03:11.780 --> 00:03:14.590 Let's go! This is awesome, I just bought my first house. 00:03:14.590 --> 00:03:16.926 All houses in parkour civilization are pre-built. 00:03:16.926 --> 00:03:18.746 And they all have one thing in common. 00:03:18.746 --> 00:03:22.926 It's a requirement that every single house has a parkour jump inside to get to your 00:03:22.926 --> 00:03:27.066 bed. This is a way to make sure everyone in parkour civilization parkours 00:03:27.066 --> 00:03:29.319 everywhere they go. Even inside the house. 00:03:29.319 --> 00:03:32.919 So, this is the neighborhood you'll be living in. You're the only two-storey 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:36.049 house here. So if you'll follow me, I'll give you a house tour. 00:03:36.049 --> 00:03:39.679 This is so sick! That ladder jump literally made me the richest one in the 00:03:39.679 --> 00:03:40.389 neighborhood. 00:03:40.389 --> 00:03:44.149 As you can see, you have a jump on the top floor and a jump on the bottom floor. 00:03:44.149 --> 00:03:47.009 Let me show you the upstairs and then the house is all yours. 00:03:47.009 --> 00:03:50.699 Alright, I mean everything looks good. I just have to do this jump to my bed. 00:03:50.699 --> 00:03:52.969 Uh, yeah! I think I got everything figured out. 00:03:52.969 --> 00:03:56.349 Perfect. Last thing, I just need to check if your parkour jump is good. 00:03:56.349 --> 00:03:58.439 How are you supposed to check if it's good? 00:03:58.439 --> 00:03:59.169 Wait, what the? 00:03:59.169 --> 00:04:00.929 Did this guy for real just jump off? 00:04:00.929 --> 00:04:03.759 Uh... I'm really confused. Is he alive? Why did he do that? 00:04:03.759 --> 00:04:07.029 Alright, just wanted to confirm that your house is ready to move in. 00:04:07.029 --> 00:04:09.529 The guy did in fact die so everything should be good. 00:04:09.529 --> 00:04:10.871 That guy seriously died? 00:04:10.871 --> 00:04:14.121 Uh... don't worry about it. It's a part of the job. Enjoy your house. 00:04:14.121 --> 00:04:15.871 How is that a part of the job? What? 00:04:15.871 --> 00:04:18.764 No one really remembers how parkour civilization started. 00:04:18.764 --> 00:04:22.584 Most of the parkour noobs down here at least think that the parkour pros were the 00:04:22.584 --> 00:04:23.594 ones who started it. 00:04:23.594 --> 00:04:26.602 But the truth is, I think I was the one who started it. 00:04:26.602 --> 00:04:30.292 For some reason, I can't remember the best but I'm pretty sure this is how the 00:04:30.292 --> 00:04:31.072 story went. 00:04:31.072 --> 00:04:32.355 Yo, Seawatt. 00:04:32.355 --> 00:04:34.035 Yo, hello? 00:04:34.035 --> 00:04:37.945 Bro, you think I could get a diamond real quick? I was mining for like three hours 00:04:37.945 --> 00:04:41.345 and I only found two diamonds, and I just wanna make a diamond pickaxe. 00:04:41.345 --> 00:04:43.035 Uh, sorry. Don't have any to spare. 00:04:43.035 --> 00:04:46.225 Bro, come on. Don't be like that, you're literally just holding one. 00:04:46.225 --> 00:04:49.645 Dude, just gimme one and I'll pay you back later. I just need a pickaxe. 00:04:49.645 --> 00:04:53.175 Alright, fine. Give me one second. If you want a diamond, you gotta give me 00:04:53.175 --> 00:04:55.815 something. Alright, watch out. Back off for one second. 00:04:55.815 --> 00:04:59.115 Look. If you can make this four-block jump I'll pay you one diamond. 00:04:59.115 --> 00:05:02.305 Make this four-block jump? Wait, why? Why are you gonna pay me to 00:05:02.305 --> 00:05:04.435 do parkour? What do you even gain from this? 00:05:04.435 --> 00:05:07.285 Uh, I don't know. I've just never seen anyone do it before. 00:05:07.285 --> 00:05:08.445 I'd pay to see it done. 00:05:08.445 --> 00:05:09.745 Okay, I'll take the offer. 00:05:09.745 --> 00:05:12.475 Ugh, this is so annoying. Alright, just give me a second. 00:05:12.475 --> 00:05:14.475 I know it's possible, I've done it before. 00:05:14.475 --> 00:05:16.105 I told you bro, it's not possible. 00:05:16.105 --> 00:05:19.125 Just stop talking and watch, I'm gonna do it in like 30 seconds. 00:05:19.125 --> 00:05:22.151 Aaaand, there we go. Finally. Look, I told you it was possible. 00:05:22.151 --> 00:05:27.043 No way, that was actually incredible! Alright, well, I got my money's worth. 00:05:27.043 --> 00:05:28.623 Let's go, I got paid for parkour! 00:05:28.623 --> 00:05:31.463 If you want, I can keep making more parkour for you to do 00:05:31.463 --> 00:05:34.803 and I'll pay you for it. Are you kidding? Dude, totally. 00:05:34.803 --> 00:05:36.939 Alright, I'll be back here tomorrow I guess. 00:05:36.939 --> 00:05:38.269 And this is basically how 00:05:38.269 --> 00:05:39.729 parkouring for money started. 00:05:39.729 --> 00:05:41.749 The next day I showed up to see Seawatt's 00:05:41.749 --> 00:05:43.569 house, he offered me way more diamonds 00:05:43.569 --> 00:05:47.413 this time and he constructed an entire parkour course outside of his house to do. 00:05:47.413 --> 00:05:51.183 But little did we know that this parkour course would completely change the way 00:05:51.183 --> 00:05:52.233 that the world works. 00:05:52.233 --> 00:05:55.563 Soon after this event, the parkour civilisation began. 00:05:55.563 --> 00:05:59.543 Now that I think about it, there's kind of an unexplainable gap between those events 00:05:59.543 --> 00:06:00.813 and now, but... oh well! 00:06:00.813 --> 00:06:02.701 Parkour check time, you got 30 seconds. 00:06:02.701 --> 00:06:06.701 Ah, another beautiful morning and I have to parkour for some more raw chicken that 00:06:06.701 --> 00:06:08.161 will make me starve even more. 00:06:08.161 --> 00:06:09.561 Alright, alright, I'm here. 00:06:09.561 --> 00:06:12.279 One block for raw chicken, one block vertical for beef. 00:06:12.279 --> 00:06:13.629 What are you choosing today? 00:06:13.629 --> 00:06:17.419 Considering my neighbor just died for going for the beef, I'm just gonna go with 00:06:17.419 --> 00:06:18.359 the chicken again. 00:06:18.359 --> 00:06:20.419 Keep in mind, there's a ticket event today 00:06:20.419 --> 00:06:22.149 It's gonna be about 200 blocks west. 00:06:22.149 --> 00:06:26.079 This was huge news. If there actually was a ticket event today, I would need to go 00:06:26.079 --> 00:06:29.829 for the beef. Ticket events are usually far away and I would starve by the time 00:06:29.829 --> 00:06:32.869 I got there if I chose the chicken. But luckily I got the beef. 00:06:32.869 --> 00:06:36.070 No way, you made that jump? You might become a parkour pro one day. 00:06:36.070 --> 00:06:38.861 Wait, you really think I could rank up to be a parkour pro? 00:06:38.861 --> 00:06:42.861 Ha, not a chance. You're a parkour noob. You guys never rank up. 00:06:42.861 --> 00:06:46.861 It's important to know that parkour pros have really big egos and they like to put 00:06:46.861 --> 00:06:47.997 down the parkour noobs. 00:06:47.997 --> 00:06:51.997 This was an important day. This was only the second time I've jumped for the beef 00:06:51.997 --> 00:06:54.207 and now, I have a chance to earn a ticket. 00:06:54.207 --> 00:06:57.597 The ticket events are so risky because they're located so far away. 00:06:57.597 --> 00:07:01.597 If I wasn't paying attention, I could miss just one of these one-block jumps and my 00:07:01.597 --> 00:07:04.452 entire chances of becoming a parkour pro would be over. 00:07:04.452 --> 00:07:06.502 But luckily, I made it to the ticket event 00:07:06.502 --> 00:07:10.192 When I got here, there were only three parkour noobs in line to do the parkour 00:07:10.192 --> 00:07:14.192 course. Most noobs don't even show up for the courses anymore because if you miss 00:07:14.192 --> 00:07:16.442 one jump, you end up like this guy. 00:07:16.442 --> 00:07:19.782 And that's the price you pay if you want a ticket to be a parkour pro. 00:07:19.782 --> 00:07:22.091 I watched as the second noob fell to the void. 00:07:22.091 --> 00:07:24.241 Hey man, do you think you could go already? 00:07:24.241 --> 00:07:26.681 I don't know man, I'm kinda nervous I'm gonna fall. 00:07:26.681 --> 00:07:29.341 No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. 00:07:29.341 --> 00:07:31.977 Oh, shoot... okay? Never mind then. 00:07:31.977 --> 00:07:34.828 Before going for it I wanted to study the parkour course. 00:07:34.828 --> 00:07:37.278 You see, every week, the ticket challenge changes. 00:07:37.278 --> 00:07:38.668 And it's completely random. 00:07:38.668 --> 00:07:41.218 And this week's course was extremely difficult. 00:07:41.218 --> 00:07:45.218 There was a two-block jump to get to the ticket and if you get it a two-block jump 00:07:45.218 --> 00:07:46.138 to get out of it. 00:07:46.138 --> 00:07:48.185 Here's the thing about parkour civilization. 00:07:48.185 --> 00:07:52.185 Parkour can be used for anything. And that includes bribing parkour pros. 00:07:52.185 --> 00:07:56.185 Check this out. If I do a parkour jump with a 360 will you replace one of the 00:07:56.185 --> 00:07:58.069 two-block jumps with a one-block jump? 00:07:58.069 --> 00:08:02.250 You wanna do a one-block jump with a 360? Fine. There's no way you're gonna make it 00:08:02.250 --> 00:08:03.199 but I'll accept. 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:07.199 Let's go, the parkour pro accepted my bribe and now I have another problem 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:09.809 I have to do a 360? Have I even done this before? 00:08:09.809 --> 00:08:12.209 Whatever, I'm just gonna go for it. Please make it. 00:08:12.209 --> 00:08:13.764 Oh, no way. I actually did it. 00:08:13.764 --> 00:08:15.274 Alright, deal's a deal, right? 00:08:15.274 --> 00:08:18.898 I'm not gonna lie, that was the coolest thing I've seen a parkour noob do. 00:08:18.898 --> 00:08:21.011 Well, deal's a deal. Here you go. 00:08:21.011 --> 00:08:24.131 Let's go. Now there was only one two-block jump in the course. 00:08:24.131 --> 00:08:26.641 Still gotta make the first two-block jump, noob. 00:08:26.641 --> 00:08:29.111 Yeah yeah whatever, just let me do the course, bro. 00:08:29.111 --> 00:08:33.111 This was my best chance to finally earn a ticket. If I actually get this ticket 00:08:33.111 --> 00:08:37.351 I could access the parkour temple and make my way up into a better life as a 00:08:37.351 --> 00:08:39.711 parkour pro. There was no turning back now. 00:08:39.711 --> 00:08:41.103 I had to start the course. 00:08:41.103 --> 00:08:44.279 Most parkour noobs aren't experienced with diagonal jumps. 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:46.009 But somehow I got past it. 00:08:46.009 --> 00:08:49.356 And now was the two-block jump. This was life or death. 00:08:49.356 --> 00:08:51.498 I closed my eyes and I went for it. 00:08:51.498 --> 00:08:55.218 I expected to be falling thousands of feet per second into the void but to my 00:08:55.218 --> 00:08:58.219 surprise, I was standing on the platform with the ticket. 00:08:58.219 --> 00:09:01.979 And thanks to the deal I made with the parkour pro, I only had a one-block jump 00:09:01.979 --> 00:09:03.219 to get out of the course. 00:09:03.219 --> 00:09:07.729 This was life changing. This was the first time I've ever received a ticket to access 00:09:07.729 --> 00:09:11.269 the parkour temple. And I promised myself that I wasn't going to waste it. 00:09:11.269 --> 00:09:14.299 I made my way over to the parkour temple. I was in a good spot. 00:09:14.299 --> 00:09:17.989 I had three full hunger bars which is the most hunger a parkour noob can have. 00:09:17.989 --> 00:09:22.337 This was it. There was no better time, no more perfect time to try making the 00:09:22.337 --> 00:09:25.204 parkour course to rank up to a parkour pro 00:09:25.204 --> 00:09:28.672 I walked up to the hoppers in the ground and I threw in my ticket. 00:09:28.672 --> 00:09:33.229 After a few seconds the invisible barrier that guards the parkour temple was down. 00:09:33.229 --> 00:09:37.089 And now of course I had to make sure I didn't fail the one-block jump to actually 00:09:37.089 --> 00:09:38.149 get inside the temple. 00:09:38.149 --> 00:09:42.933 I made the one-block jump successfully and now I was officially inside the temple. 00:09:42.933 --> 00:09:46.731 This was it. This was the moment I'd been waiting for my entire life. 00:09:46.731 --> 00:09:50.301 This was the parkour course that no parkour noob has ever beaten. 00:09:50.301 --> 00:09:54.001 If you miss any of these jumps, you'll either die from fall damage or fall 00:09:54.001 --> 00:09:55.320 directly into the void. 00:09:55.320 --> 00:09:59.320 But I've come too far and I've practiced too much to have that happen. 00:09:59.320 --> 00:10:02.540 I wasn't just gonna be another parkour noob that fails this course, 00:10:02.540 --> 00:10:05.966 I was gonna be the first one to rank up to become a parkour pro. 00:10:05.966 --> 00:10:09.295 My journey to becoming a parkour pro starts no- 00:10:11.278 --> 00:10:14.231 Hey, wake up. You want a chance to eat today or what? 00:10:14.231 --> 00:10:15.880 Alright, let's get this over with. 00:10:15.880 --> 00:10:18.998 Let's go! Hurry up and do the parkour, noob. 00:10:18.998 --> 00:10:22.493 Down here in parkour prison, even the cells have one-block jumps. 00:10:22.493 --> 00:10:27.622 If you miss a single jump or if a parkour pro catches you not jumping for 30 seconds 00:10:27.622 --> 00:10:29.189 you'll be thrown into the lava. 00:10:29.189 --> 00:10:32.909 Alright, I gotta ask. You wanna do a diagonal jump to reduce your prison 00:10:32.909 --> 00:10:33.788 sentence time? 00:10:33.788 --> 00:10:38.048 Most parkour noobs would never take this deal. Diagonal jumps are just not worth 00:10:38.048 --> 00:10:41.748 the risk. But I wasn't just gonna sit in parkour prison my entire life. 00:10:41.748 --> 00:10:45.418 If there was any chance I could get out sooner, I was gonna take it. 00:10:45.418 --> 00:10:49.418 That was unexpected. Congrats! You've earned one day off your prison time 00:10:49.418 --> 00:10:56.733 That means you go from 49 years and 320 days to 49 years and 319 days left. 00:10:56.733 --> 00:11:00.883 This is how my life is gonna be for the next 49 years in parkour prison. 00:11:00.883 --> 00:11:04.883 That is, unless I find a way to get to that portal and make my way back to 00:11:04.883 --> 00:11:06.248 parkour civilization. 00:11:06.248 --> 00:11:10.764 Parkour prison is located directly under the bottom layer of parkour civilization. 00:11:10.764 --> 00:11:14.919 If a parkour noob misses any jump, they fall into the void and end up here. 00:11:14.919 --> 00:11:19.319 And the only way back to civilization is to spend 50 years here without failing a 00:11:19.319 --> 00:11:22.530 jump. Before I was sent here I never knew this place existed. 00:11:22.530 --> 00:11:27.533 And I was so close to becoming a parkour pro. My entire life I've been training for 00:11:27.533 --> 00:11:31.533 one goal, and that's to go to the temple of parkour and complete the impossible 00:11:31.533 --> 00:11:34.273 course to rank up to become a parkour pro. 00:11:34.273 --> 00:11:38.113 I had everything. I earned the ticket to get inside the temple and I had enough 00:11:38.113 --> 00:11:41.812 food to make the journey. But when the time came, I failed the first jump. 00:11:41.812 --> 00:11:45.995 And now I'm dea... what the? Where am I? 00:11:45.995 --> 00:11:50.347 Welcome to parkour prison or as most noobs call it their worst nightmare. 00:11:50.347 --> 00:11:53.057 If you'll just follow me I'll take you right to your cell. 00:11:53.057 --> 00:11:58.446 Parkour prison? What is this place? I don't get it, how am I still alive? 00:11:58.446 --> 00:12:02.476 Hey, and uh, just make sure you don't miss any of these one-block jumps 'cause if you 00:12:02.476 --> 00:12:04.836 fall in the lava you will die for real this time. 00:12:04.836 --> 00:12:08.154 Oh yeah, not a problem. I've never missed a one-block jump in my life. 00:12:08.154 --> 00:12:11.253 What I didn't get is why parkour prison existed. 00:12:11.253 --> 00:12:15.514 Instead of letting the parkour noobs just fall into the void, somehow this massive 00:12:15.514 --> 00:12:19.514 structure was made under the void to catch us, but why? 00:12:19.514 --> 00:12:21.971 Alright noob, this is your cell. Go on in. 00:12:21.971 --> 00:12:25.707 All of the cells in parkour prison were separated by a three-block gap. 00:12:25.707 --> 00:12:29.377 Meaning once I went inside this cell, I would never be able to escape. 00:12:29.377 --> 00:12:31.816 But that wasn't gonna stop me from trying. 00:12:31.816 --> 00:12:35.338 Make sure you're doing at least one jump in your cell every 30 seconds. 00:12:35.338 --> 00:12:38.748 If one of us catches you not jumping, you're not making it out of here. 00:12:38.748 --> 00:12:42.533 Just minutes before this I was about to rank up to be a parkour pro. 00:12:42.533 --> 00:12:46.533 And now, I'm in the most dangerous place in parkour civilization. 00:12:46.533 --> 00:12:49.890 As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only noob right now in parkour prison. 00:12:49.890 --> 00:12:52.611 My guess is most of them by now fell in the lava. 00:12:52.611 --> 00:12:55.951 Wait, there's actually someone here! Let's go, I'm not alone down here. 00:12:55.951 --> 00:12:57.981 Wait, why does this guy look familiar? 00:12:57.981 --> 00:12:59.821 He's been my neighbor for five years. 00:12:59.951 --> 00:13:02.417 No! Why did you try going for the beef! 00:13:02.417 --> 00:13:06.107 No way, it is my neighbor. Wow, I'm so glad I'm not alone down here. 00:13:06.107 --> 00:13:08.795 I ju- No! Dude, what is wrong with this guy? 00:13:08.795 --> 00:13:11.465 Alright, he has to be doing it on purpose at this point. 00:13:11.465 --> 00:13:15.515 The only thing that's better about parkour prison is they feed us fish instead of raw 00:13:15.515 --> 00:13:16.215 chicken. 00:13:16.215 --> 00:13:19.205 Hey, noob, let's go. You've been selected for parkour testing. 00:13:19.205 --> 00:13:20.553 Be down there in 30 seconds. 00:13:20.553 --> 00:13:24.702 And this is one of the not so good parts about prison. The random parkour testing. 00:13:24.702 --> 00:13:26.783 Bro, wait! You didn't even fill in this gap. 00:13:26.783 --> 00:13:29.318 Oh man, now I gotta do another one-block jump. 00:13:29.318 --> 00:13:32.928 If you're a prisoner here, the only thing you hope for is that you don't get 00:13:32.928 --> 00:13:34.816 selected for random parkour testing. 00:13:34.816 --> 00:13:38.816 Every few days, the pros will pick a noob at random to test out a new course they 00:13:38.816 --> 00:13:42.476 built. This time, the course I was selected for had fence parkour. 00:13:42.476 --> 00:13:46.374 If I failed to make this one-block fence jump, I wouldn't be coming back. 00:13:46.374 --> 00:13:48.899 Let's go, we don't have all day. Get on the course. 00:13:48.899 --> 00:13:50.511 Yes sir, I'm going right now. 00:13:50.511 --> 00:13:54.241 The worst part about these random courses is that they intentionally use harder 00:13:54.241 --> 00:13:58.080 blocks for the jumps. The pros know that the noobs have almost no experience with 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:00.053 fence jumps, but they built them anyways. 00:14:00.053 --> 00:14:03.153 Alright, testing complete. Back to your cell in 30 seconds. 00:14:03.153 --> 00:14:06.853 By some miracle, I was able to get past this week's random testing course. 00:14:06.853 --> 00:14:09.373 But what about the next week? Or the week after that? 00:14:09.373 --> 00:14:12.493 There's gonna be some day when they build a jump that I can't do. 00:14:12.493 --> 00:14:14.843 And I need to get out of here before that happens. 00:14:14.843 --> 00:14:17.623 Luckily, I've been thinking of a plan to make my escape. 00:14:17.623 --> 00:14:20.973 Back in parkour civilization, I used parkour to bribe one of the pros. 00:14:20.973 --> 00:14:22.613 And now, I was gonna do it again. 00:14:22.613 --> 00:14:23.343 Hey, guard! 00:14:23.343 --> 00:14:24.403 What do you want noob? 00:14:24.403 --> 00:14:27.003 I got something to show you, could you come over here? 00:14:27.003 --> 00:14:30.013 This better be worth my time, or I'm not feeding you tomorrow. 00:14:30.013 --> 00:14:30.733 Okay, what? 00:14:30.733 --> 00:14:34.195 Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to ask you if I could pay you in, uh, 00:14:34.195 --> 00:14:37.356 three diagonal jumps in a row for five minutes of free time? 00:14:37.356 --> 00:14:38.956 Three in a row? 00:14:38.956 --> 00:14:40.826 Yup, three in a row. What do you think? 00:14:40.826 --> 00:14:44.294 You're definitely not making that. But it's not like I care anyways. 00:14:44.294 --> 00:14:45.094 Sure. 00:14:45.094 --> 00:14:48.426 Like always, parkour can be used to get out of any situation. 00:14:48.426 --> 00:14:52.326 But now, I had one chance to make three diagonal jumps in a row. 00:14:52.326 --> 00:14:53.256 Or else I was dead. 00:14:53.256 --> 00:14:55.638 Come on. One, two, three! 00:14:55.638 --> 00:14:57.735 Oh wait, I actually did it! 00:14:57.735 --> 00:15:01.608 Okay, five minutes of free time. But you better be back in your cell by the 00:15:01.608 --> 00:15:02.448 time I get back. 00:15:02.448 --> 00:15:06.798 The bribe worked. Now, I had five minutes to roam around parkour prison to see if I 00:15:06.798 --> 00:15:08.214 could find a way to escape. 00:15:08.214 --> 00:15:11.263 I had no clue what was gonna happen to me after I escaped. 00:15:11.263 --> 00:15:13.783 But I didn't have time to think about that right now. 00:15:13.783 --> 00:15:17.703 When I jumped around the prison, I noticed someone doing the random testing course. 00:15:17.703 --> 00:15:19.353 Wait, is that who I think it is? 00:15:19.353 --> 00:15:21.983 No, you don't need to be nervous. I'm sure you're fine. 00:15:21.983 --> 00:15:22.683 Oh... 00:15:22.683 --> 00:15:25.803 No way, it is the guy who failed the ticket event in front of me. 00:15:25.803 --> 00:15:29.593 That guy was nice. I hope he clutches up these glass jumps and makes it back to 00:15:29.593 --> 00:15:30.293 civilization. 00:15:30.293 --> 00:15:31.003 Oh! 00:15:31.003 --> 00:15:34.693 Something was strange about this testing course. Why were they using glass for 00:15:34.693 --> 00:15:37.853 parkour? Glass jumps aren't even a thing at the parkour noob level. 00:15:37.853 --> 00:15:41.693 If noobs have never done glass jumps, why would they use them to test the jumps? 00:15:41.693 --> 00:15:43.073 I just gotta get out of here. 00:15:43.073 --> 00:15:45.733 I bet you're trying to think of a plan to escape, right? 00:15:45.733 --> 00:15:47.673 What? Escape? What are you talking about? 00:15:47.673 --> 00:15:49.123 I would never try to escape. 00:15:49.123 --> 00:15:52.899 You're not? I was gonna take you to the portal, but if you don't want to... 00:15:52.899 --> 00:15:55.518 This obviously seems like you're trying to set me up. 00:15:55.518 --> 00:16:00.026 It's not a set up. No one says you have to stay here, you can leave at any time. 00:16:00.026 --> 00:16:01.896 Just follow me and I'll take you there. 00:16:01.896 --> 00:16:05.334 I'm 99% sure I'm being led into a trap, but it doesn't matter. 00:16:05.334 --> 00:16:07.994 If he gets me close to the portal I'll try to improvise. 00:16:07.994 --> 00:16:11.301 If this guard was leading me into a trap, I couldn't see what it was. 00:16:11.301 --> 00:16:13.625 He was already getting me so close to the portal. 00:16:13.625 --> 00:16:17.475 At this point, I was just gonna have to take a chance and hope that he was telling 00:16:17.475 --> 00:16:21.305 me the truth. I was now five blocks away from going back to parkour civilization. 00:16:21.305 --> 00:16:25.475 You can leave now, if you accept terms that you can never earn a ticket to rank 00:16:25.475 --> 00:16:28.126 up to become a parkour pro for the rest of your life. 00:16:28.126 --> 00:16:32.576 Wait, your'e saying if I go back to parkour civilization now, I can never be a 00:16:32.576 --> 00:16:33.471 parkour pro? 00:16:33.471 --> 00:16:37.789 That's correct. Or you can wait out the remainder of your 49 years here in prison. 00:16:37.789 --> 00:16:41.220 So this was the catch. I could leave parkour prison right now. 00:16:41.220 --> 00:16:43.990 But in return, I could never become a parkour pro. 00:16:43.990 --> 00:16:47.333 Or I could try to survive here for another 49 years. 00:16:47.333 --> 00:16:50.265 It wasn't worth it to stay. I needed to get out of here. 00:16:50.265 --> 00:16:52.727 Okay, I've made my decision. I'm gonna go back. 00:16:52.727 --> 00:16:54.685 So you accept! Good luck. 00:16:54.685 --> 00:16:56.487 This was it. The work was done. 00:16:56.487 --> 00:16:59.348 I escaped parkour prison. But at what cost? 00:16:59.348 --> 00:17:02.912 Leaving now meant that I would be a noob for the rest of my life. 00:17:02.912 --> 00:17:06.525 When I went through the portal, I was brought back into parkour civilization. 00:17:06.525 --> 00:17:09.537 The portal spawned me at the entrance of the temple of parkour. 00:17:09.537 --> 00:17:13.337 This was probably the last time I would ever step foot in this temple. 00:17:13.337 --> 00:17:16.471 I had my chance to rank up to become a pro and I failed. 00:17:16.471 --> 00:17:19.061 Now, I can never earn a ticket ever again. 00:17:19.061 --> 00:17:22.771 You know, it's not the worst thing in the world. Now, I can just go back to my 00:17:22.771 --> 00:17:24.597 ordinary life in parkour civilization. 00:17:24.597 --> 00:17:28.417 You know, now that I think about it, it's not the worst situation in the world. 00:17:28.417 --> 00:17:30.477 I mean, at least I still have my mansion. 00:17:30.477 --> 00:17:32.760 Wait, who is this? I still own this house, right? 00:17:32.760 --> 00:17:35.473 No, you don't. This house no longer belongs to you. 00:17:35.473 --> 00:17:39.835 This parkour noob just purchased this new manison, so you'll have to leave now. 00:17:39.835 --> 00:17:42.935 Wait wait wait, this guy just bought my house? How can he do that? 00:17:42.935 --> 00:17:46.473 Well, you fell and went to parkour prison so you lost the house. 00:17:46.473 --> 00:17:49.063 When you were down there, this parkour noob bought it. 00:17:49.063 --> 00:17:51.953 Bro, really? Wow, so I really don't own this house anymore. 00:17:51.953 --> 00:17:52.797 Well this guy- 00:17:53.577 --> 00:17:54.527 Uh... 00:17:54.527 --> 00:17:55.933 Okay, it's for sale now. 00:17:55.933 --> 00:17:58.262 Let's go! So I can move back into my house? 00:17:58.262 --> 00:18:00.078 After you buy it again, sure. 00:18:00.078 --> 00:18:02.668 Wait, really? Are you serious? I have to buy it again? 00:18:02.668 --> 00:18:06.388 I went back to the shop to go buy my mansion again, but while I was at parkour 00:18:06.388 --> 00:18:07.858 prison something bad happened. 00:18:07.858 --> 00:18:10.569 The prices for houses in my neighborhood went way up. 00:18:10.569 --> 00:18:14.569 Now if I wanted to buy my mansion, I would have had to pay for it with a two-block 00:18:14.569 --> 00:18:18.109 jump. It was too risky. I was gonna have to find somewhere else to live. 00:18:18.109 --> 00:18:21.065 Fortunately, I found another shop that was selling wood houses. 00:18:21.065 --> 00:18:24.525 A bit of a downgrade from the stone house but it was all I could afford. 00:18:24.525 --> 00:18:28.288 I could either do a one-block fence jump for a small house or a one and a half 00:18:28.288 --> 00:18:29.982 block stair jump for a large house. 00:18:29.982 --> 00:18:33.832 I figured if I'm gonna be living on the noob level for my entire life, I might as 00:18:33.832 --> 00:18:34.952 well buy the big house. 00:18:34.952 --> 00:18:38.952 Luckily, escaping parkour prison gave me the confidence to make the jump easily. 00:18:38.952 --> 00:18:43.322 Now, I got a mansion in a new neighborhood where not to my surprise, everyone fell 00:18:43.322 --> 00:18:45.369 into the void, so it's just me living here. 00:18:45.369 --> 00:18:48.759 The house is definitely a bit of a downgrade from my previous mansion, 00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:52.469 but it's still a two-storey house and it has a painting, which is something you 00:18:52.469 --> 00:18:54.919 don't really see that often in parkour civilization. 00:18:54.919 --> 00:18:58.739 I just keep wondering what my life would have been like if I actually made it to 00:18:58.739 --> 00:18:59.899 the pro civilization. 00:18:59.899 --> 00:19:03.189 Now, I don't think I'll ever figure out what it looks like out there. 00:19:03.189 --> 00:19:05.040 I just wish that- Woah! What was that? 00:19:05.040 --> 00:19:08.900 When I went to sit in my chair, I backed up against the wall and there was nothing 00:19:08.900 --> 00:19:11.220 behind me. This painting was covering something. 00:19:11.220 --> 00:19:14.130 I walked through the painting and it revealed a secret door. 00:19:14.130 --> 00:19:17.000 For some reason, this house I bought had some hidden passage. 00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:20.566 Whoever made this was obviously trying to hide something. But what was it? 00:19:20.566 --> 00:19:24.166 There was a ladder that led to the bottom floor. And when I got down there, 00:19:24.166 --> 00:19:25.031 I found a man. 00:19:25.591 --> 00:19:29.591 Somehow there was already someone living here. But by their leather boots, I could 00:19:29.591 --> 00:19:32.505 tell it was a parkour noob. This was obviously some mistake. 00:19:32.505 --> 00:19:34.015 I went to go leave, but then- 00:19:34.015 --> 00:19:35.765 Wait, don't leave. 00:19:35.765 --> 00:19:38.668 The man spoke to me. He said he's been watching me. 00:19:38.668 --> 00:19:42.925 I watched you enter the temple of parkour. I think you have what it takes to rank up. 00:19:42.925 --> 00:19:46.652 I'm sorry man, I think you're confused. I can never earn a ticket anymore. 00:19:46.652 --> 00:19:48.860 I'm gonna be a parkour noob forever. 00:19:48.860 --> 00:19:51.969 No, there is still a way I can get you a ticket. 00:19:51.969 --> 00:19:54.376 Wait wait wait, what are you talking about? 00:19:54.376 --> 00:19:57.997 When I was younger I earned myself a ticket, but I never used it. 00:19:57.997 --> 00:20:00.173 Instead, I hid it far far away. 00:20:00.173 --> 00:20:04.628 The old man said it wasn't his destiny to rank up to be a pro, but it was mine. 00:20:04.628 --> 00:20:08.498 He brought out a compass and he threw it to me. He told me that if I followed this 00:20:08.498 --> 00:20:10.348 compass, I'll find the hidden ticket. 00:20:10.348 --> 00:20:14.288 This was the second chance I was looking for. I had no way of knowing whether the 00:20:14.288 --> 00:20:18.068 old man was telling the truth or not, but at this point, I had nothing to lose. 00:20:18.068 --> 00:20:21.538 Maybe this works, maybe it doesn't. All I know is that I wasn't done with 00:20:21.538 --> 00:20:23.157 parkour civilization just yet. 00:20:24.543 --> 00:20:27.350 Come on, just one jump at a time and I should be there soon. 00:20:27.350 --> 00:20:28.873 Where do you think you're going? 00:20:28.873 --> 00:20:30.043 Ugh, this can't be good. 00:20:30.043 --> 00:20:32.613 This is a parkour checkpoint. Why do you want to leave 00:20:32.613 --> 00:20:33.623 parkour civilization? 00:20:33.623 --> 00:20:37.483 If the pro found out why I was really out here, I might go back to parkour prison. 00:20:37.483 --> 00:20:38.793 I was gonna need an excuse. 00:20:38.793 --> 00:20:41.823 I, uh, just wanted to practice my two-block jumps. 00:20:41.823 --> 00:20:44.343 Listen, noob. Out there, you'd never survive. 00:20:44.343 --> 00:20:47.783 Besides, what do you need to practice for? You can never rank up, buddy. 00:20:47.783 --> 00:20:51.783 Despite my convincing story, it didn't work. I was in big trouble now. 00:20:51.783 --> 00:20:55.139 Following this compass is the only possible way I can make it up to the 00:20:55.139 --> 00:20:58.568 parkour pro civilization. I was gonna have to try something else. 00:20:58.568 --> 00:20:59.898 I told you to go home. 00:20:59.898 --> 00:21:02.108 What if I paid you with a backwards jump? 00:21:02.108 --> 00:21:03.349 A backwards jump? 00:21:03.349 --> 00:21:06.359 Okay, at least he's listening, and now I get one chance at this- 00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:09.273 Woah! Oh my god, I actually made it! That was crazy. 00:21:09.273 --> 00:21:12.839 Wait, no, that was crazy. Move aside and let me try this. 00:21:12.839 --> 00:21:14.849 You got it! Just make sure you jump far en- 00:21:14.849 --> 00:21:18.919 Oh, shoot! That was not my plan. I thought he was just gonna let me pass. 00:21:19.049 --> 00:21:21.189 Uh, alright. Well, I guess that works. 00:21:21.189 --> 00:21:24.929 Now that I made it past the parkour checkpoint it was time to go searching for 00:21:24.929 --> 00:21:28.709 the hidden ticket. That's assuming that the ticket I'm looking for is even real. 00:21:28.709 --> 00:21:32.649 After the mysterious old man gave me this compass and told me that it would lead to 00:21:32.649 --> 00:21:36.649 a ticket to rank up to parkour pro civilization, I immediately started 00:21:36.649 --> 00:21:39.799 preparing for the journey because this time, I wasn't gonna fail. 00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:42.630 The biggest problem I had to solve was my food supply. 00:21:42.630 --> 00:21:47.138 Parkour noobs only get fed once a day. And if this compass was taking me far away 00:21:47.138 --> 00:21:49.638 there was no way I would survive on the raw chicken. 00:21:49.638 --> 00:21:53.148 So for the past week, I've been doing the beef jump every single morning. 00:21:53.148 --> 00:21:57.088 And for the rest of the day, I tried not to parkour at all so I could save the food 00:21:57.088 --> 00:21:58.868 but that's when I almost got caught. 00:21:58.868 --> 00:22:00.430 Hold up, what was that sound? 00:22:00.430 --> 00:22:02.210 Oh no, I'm starving. This isn't good. 00:22:02.210 --> 00:22:05.388 Why are you taking damage? Are you starving? 00:22:05.388 --> 00:22:11.388 Starving? Hah, no... I'm just in pain because I love parkour so much and I wish 00:22:11.388 --> 00:22:12.738 I could do it all the time? 00:22:12.738 --> 00:22:16.234 Oh man, sorry to hear that. Yeah, love hurts. Well, hope you feel better. 00:22:16.234 --> 00:22:18.873 By some miracle, the parkour pro bought my excuse. 00:22:18.873 --> 00:22:22.393 If the pro stayed around for any longer, I might have starved to death. 00:22:22.393 --> 00:22:26.023 I had to eat the piece of beef that I just jumped for, but it didn't matter. 00:22:26.023 --> 00:22:27.473 I had already prepared enough. 00:22:27.473 --> 00:22:31.916 By rationing my food, I was able to save up four pieces of beef for the journey. 00:22:31.916 --> 00:22:36.156 I had no clue whether this would be enough food to survive the trip, but the old man 00:22:36.156 --> 00:22:39.752 said I had everything I needed. So I guess I was just gonna have to trust 00:22:39.752 --> 00:22:40.452 him again. 00:22:40.452 --> 00:22:42.818 Now, it was time to go searching for the ticket. 00:22:42.818 --> 00:22:46.818 Crossing this line of stone means I'm heading into the parkour outskirts. 00:22:46.818 --> 00:22:51.503 No noob including myself has ever been out here, and probably for a good reason. 00:22:51.503 --> 00:22:55.503 All I know is that the further away you get from parkour civilization, the more 00:22:55.503 --> 00:22:59.230 dangerous the jumps become. Already, I was starting to see huge chunks 00:22:59.230 --> 00:23:00.363 of parkour missing. 00:23:00.363 --> 00:23:04.505 No one knows how the outskirts came to be like this. Or at least no one down here 00:23:04.505 --> 00:23:08.505 knows. Unfortunately, the compass kept taking me further and further away from 00:23:08.505 --> 00:23:12.734 parkour civilization. The old man must've hid the ticket out here knowing that no 00:23:12.734 --> 00:23:16.924 parkour pro would ever go this deep to retrieve it. I was running out of time. 00:23:16.924 --> 00:23:21.104 I had already been jumping for hours and now, I'm down to one piece of raw beef 00:23:21.104 --> 00:23:25.404 left. And still, I found nothing. That was, until I saw something in the 00:23:25.404 --> 00:23:29.404 distance. I had no way of knowing, but I had a feeling that this was what I was 00:23:29.404 --> 00:23:33.404 looking for. In all my time here in parkour civilization, I have never seen 00:23:33.404 --> 00:23:37.604 anything like this. This couldn't be a coincidence. Which means I was gonna have 00:23:37.604 --> 00:23:39.014 to go parkour to the top. 00:23:39.014 --> 00:23:43.014 I haven't really prepared for anything like this. Vertical jumps don't exist 00:23:43.014 --> 00:23:47.014 naturally down here. They only place I've seen vertical jumps is when I jump for 00:23:47.014 --> 00:23:50.416 food. Luckily, I made it to the top without falling into the void. 00:23:50.416 --> 00:23:53.816 I didn't see anything at first glance. But when I pulled out my compass, 00:23:53.816 --> 00:23:55.013 I was in the right place. 00:23:55.013 --> 00:23:59.298 I didn't get it. The compass was pointing me to the exact block I was standing on. 00:23:59.298 --> 00:24:04.699 The ticket should be here. Unless the old man hid the ticket out of sight and put it 00:24:04.699 --> 00:24:05.777 underground. 00:24:05.777 --> 00:24:10.227 If I broke this grass block and a parkour pro catches me, I would for sure be going 00:24:10.227 --> 00:24:12.108 back to prison for life this time. 00:24:12.108 --> 00:24:15.399 But if I'm gonna have any shot at making it up to the parkour pro 00:24:15.399 --> 00:24:17.564 civilization, I'm gonna take that chance. 00:24:17.564 --> 00:24:18.899 Well, here goes nothing. 00:24:18.899 --> 00:24:21.678 I broke the block and underground, there was a chest. 00:24:21.678 --> 00:24:24.272 I couldn't believe it! I'd actually found the ticket! 00:24:24.272 --> 00:24:28.412 But when I opened the chest, something was wrong. There was no ticket to be found 00:24:28.412 --> 00:24:32.962 just a barrier. The old man lied to me. There was no ticket to get up to the 00:24:32.962 --> 00:24:37.282 pro civilization. Why would he send me all the way out here to get a barrier block? 00:24:37.282 --> 00:24:40.551 This didn't make any sense. The old man knew I would risk my entire 00:24:40.551 --> 00:24:45.095 life for a ticket, but he set me up. There had to be some explanation for this. 00:24:45.095 --> 00:24:49.385 Well, if I'm lucky to survive the trip back, I can ask him why he sent me all the 00:24:49.385 --> 00:24:53.385 way out here just to get a barrier block. Which is also illegal to have. 00:24:53.535 --> 00:24:57.095 By some miracle, I made it back to the parkour checkpoint without falling. 00:24:57.095 --> 00:25:00.458 Hey, you, you were the last one to see the pro stationed here. 00:25:00.458 --> 00:25:01.586 What happened to him? 00:25:01.586 --> 00:25:06.326 Oh, I uh, well I showed him a backwards jump and then he tried it for himself 00:25:06.326 --> 00:25:07.131 and then fell. 00:25:07.131 --> 00:25:10.339 You? A backwards jump? Are you serious? 00:25:10.339 --> 00:25:11.665 Uh, yeah? 00:25:11.665 --> 00:25:14.336 Okay, now I have to try. So you just go backwards? 00:25:14.336 --> 00:25:17.269 Oh! O...kay? And he's gone too... 00:25:17.269 --> 00:25:18.719 Am I gonna be blamed for this? 00:25:18.719 --> 00:25:22.609 Fortunately, I made it back to my house and no parkour pro has caught me with the 00:25:22.609 --> 00:25:23.379 barrier block. 00:25:23.379 --> 00:25:27.379 Now, it's time to ask this old man why in the world he sent me out there to retrieve 00:25:27.379 --> 00:25:28.099 this. 00:25:28.099 --> 00:25:30.509 Alright, bro. Are you gonna explain to me why the- 00:25:30.509 --> 00:25:31.229 What the? 00:25:31.229 --> 00:25:34.559 When I got down to the basement, the old man was nowhere to be found. 00:25:34.559 --> 00:25:36.679 All that was left was a hole in the ground 00:25:36.679 --> 00:25:41.220 Did he jump into the void on purpose? I don't understand what's going on. 00:25:41.220 --> 00:25:44.700 But that's when I paid attention to the item that was left on the ground. 00:25:44.700 --> 00:25:49.301 I knew what it was before I even picked it up. It was a ticket to rank up to become a 00:25:49.301 --> 00:25:54.269 parkour pro. The old man had it on him the entire time but still sent me to retrieve 00:25:54.269 --> 00:25:58.385 the barrier block? The old man wanted me to find this barrier for a reason. 00:25:58.385 --> 00:26:02.636 And now, this was the sign that I was ready to rank up to become a parkour pro. 00:26:02.636 --> 00:26:04.973 It was time to head to the parkour temple. 00:26:04.973 --> 00:26:08.901 I made my way back to the place that I never thought I'd step foot in again. 00:26:08.901 --> 00:26:12.901 The place where no parkour noob in history has ever made it out alive. 00:26:12.901 --> 00:26:15.201 I went ahead and ate my last piece of beef 00:26:15.201 --> 00:26:17.793 Just like last time, I was in such a perfect spot. 00:26:17.793 --> 00:26:21.350 Three full bars of hunger is exactly what I need to make it to the top. 00:26:21.350 --> 00:26:25.656 The barrier guarding the temple was up, so I threw in my ticket and the entrance to 00:26:25.656 --> 00:26:27.706 the parkour temple was now open. 00:26:27.706 --> 00:26:31.396 All I had to do now was do something that I totally never do, and that's fail 00:26:31.396 --> 00:26:32.363 one-block jumps. 00:26:32.363 --> 00:26:34.953 Okay, I made the first jump. That's always a good sign. 00:26:34.953 --> 00:26:38.473 This time around was different. I wasn't gonna let the pressure get to me. 00:26:38.473 --> 00:26:42.413 I was gonna be the first noob to ever rank up to the pro civilization. 00:26:42.413 --> 00:26:44.936 Ah, no. Looking at this jump is giving me flashbacks. 00:26:45.186 --> 00:26:48.891 My journey to becoming a parkour pro starts no- 00:26:49.201 --> 00:26:53.201 No. This time was different. I successfully made the first jump and for 00:26:53.201 --> 00:26:56.830 the first time in my life, I was actually on the parkour course. 00:26:56.830 --> 00:26:59.929 Now, all I had to do was just take it one jump at a time. 00:26:59.929 --> 00:27:02.014 The first section was the stone blocks. 00:27:02.014 --> 00:27:05.814 So far, I've only encountered one-block vertical jumps, but they were nothing I 00:27:05.814 --> 00:27:09.624 couldn't handle. Even though I had been on the course for a good amount of time, 00:27:09.624 --> 00:27:11.994 I was still ways away from making it to the top. 00:27:11.994 --> 00:27:15.724 After I passed the stone block section, I moved on to the stone slab section. 00:27:15.724 --> 00:27:19.634 Slabs aren't too common in the noob level of parkour civilization, but luckily this 00:27:19.634 --> 00:27:23.124 section wasn't too hard. But it was the next section I was worried about. 00:27:23.124 --> 00:27:23.974 The stair jumps. 00:27:23.974 --> 00:27:27.974 This next jump I had to complete was by far the hardest jump I've ever seen. 00:27:27.974 --> 00:27:30.995 It was a two-block jump, but I had to go up half a block. 00:27:30.995 --> 00:27:34.845 But I didn't come all this way to give up. I went for the jump, but I jumped too 00:27:34.845 --> 00:27:39.035 early. I thought this was it, but by some miracle, a block below me broke my fall. 00:27:39.035 --> 00:27:42.905 And I only took two and a half hearts of damage. But that was too close to call. 00:27:42.905 --> 00:27:46.575 If I was even the slightest bit off, I could have been all the way down there 00:27:46.575 --> 00:27:47.275 in the void. 00:27:47.275 --> 00:27:51.285 On my second time around, I made the jump. That stair jump essentially marked the end 00:27:51.285 --> 00:27:54.029 of the stair section. And now, I was on the stone walls. 00:27:54.029 --> 00:27:58.029 Walls were almost never seen at the noob level. But fortunately, I didn't see 00:27:58.029 --> 00:28:00.949 anything bigger than a one-block jump for the rest of the way. 00:28:00.949 --> 00:28:04.949 All I had to do was sneak and stay on the course. And that's when I got to the point 00:28:04.949 --> 00:28:06.099 when the jumps stopped. 00:28:06.099 --> 00:28:09.332 I was so high off the ground now, but I knew I was at the end. 00:28:09.332 --> 00:28:13.682 I climbed up the stairs until I was face to face with the entrance to the parkour 00:28:13.682 --> 00:28:18.240 pro civilization. This was it, I was about to be the first noob in history to rank up 00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:22.446 But then, the realization hit me. The last jump to get to the parkour pro 00:28:22.446 --> 00:28:26.646 civilization was a three-block jump. It was impossible. 00:28:26.646 --> 00:28:29.975 This was why no noob has ever ranked up to become a pro. 00:28:29.975 --> 00:28:32.104 The course was impossible to begin with. 00:28:32.104 --> 00:28:35.784 But then, I remembered the barrier. This is what the old man wanted me to 00:28:35.784 --> 00:28:39.161 use it for. He knew the course was impossible and he wanted to give me a 00:28:39.161 --> 00:28:40.151 chance to rank up. 00:28:40.151 --> 00:28:43.405 I placed down the barrier block and I made the two-block jump. 00:28:43.405 --> 00:28:45.725 I did it! I actually did it! 00:28:45.725 --> 00:28:49.074 I was the first noob in history to ever complete this course. 00:28:49.074 --> 00:28:52.176 No one at the bottom level knows what society is like up here. 00:28:52.176 --> 00:28:54.655 And I was gonna be the first one to figure it out. 00:28:54.655 --> 00:28:56.125 What was it gonna be like? 00:28:56.125 --> 00:28:58.573 Was I actually gonna be able to see the sky? 00:28:58.573 --> 00:29:00.023 Well, I guess we'll find out. 00:29:00.023 --> 00:29:04.352 I walked up to the stone walls and the doors opened, revealing a room I've never 00:29:04.352 --> 00:29:05.712 seen anything like before. 00:29:05.712 --> 00:29:08.762 I turned the corner and I saw a parkour pro just standing there. 00:29:08.762 --> 00:29:09.980 Uh, hi! 00:29:09.980 --> 00:29:13.580 What the, who are you? Where did you come from? 00:29:13.580 --> 00:29:15.090 I'm the only one working here. 00:29:15.090 --> 00:29:19.301 I... came from the noob level. I just beat the course and ranked up. 00:29:19.301 --> 00:29:23.783 Wow, um.. I was not expecting this. I'm not sure what to do here. 00:29:23.783 --> 00:29:26.897 Uh, just go over there and throw your leather boots in the lava. 00:29:26.897 --> 00:29:28.878 Alright, time to get my iron boots! 00:29:28.878 --> 00:29:35.109 Yes sir, one ranked up. A noob by the name of Evbo. Yes sir, I'll keep an eye on him. 00:29:35.109 --> 00:29:38.739 And that was it. That was the last time I would ever wear leather boots again 00:29:38.739 --> 00:29:39.942 for the rest of my life. 00:29:39.942 --> 00:29:42.699 From the looks of it, I only had one more lava jump to go. 00:29:42.699 --> 00:29:46.347 But this time, there were dispensers. I backed up and jumped over the lava 00:29:46.347 --> 00:29:50.696 and I was equipped with iron boots. I was officially a parkour pro! 00:29:50.696 --> 00:29:53.928 After I went through, I saw one more jump that led to some barrels. 00:29:53.928 --> 00:29:54.908 What is this for? 00:29:54.908 --> 00:29:57.961 It's for food. You only have to pay one jump for two steak here. 00:29:57.961 --> 00:30:00.584 Only a one-block jump for food? That's amazing! 00:30:00.584 --> 00:30:03.893 I opened the barrel to see something that I've never seen before. 00:30:03.893 --> 00:30:06.500 Cooked... meat? In all of these! 00:30:06.500 --> 00:30:10.639 In my entire life living on the noob level I've never seen a piece of cooked beef. 00:30:10.639 --> 00:30:14.202 And now, as a parkour pro, I could fully replenish my hunger bar. 00:30:14.202 --> 00:30:17.896 And that meant I could sprint now. Oh man, this is crazy. 00:30:17.896 --> 00:30:22.146 Congratulations on becoming a parkour pro. You can now head up those steps and begin 00:30:22.146 --> 00:30:24.476 your life in parkour pro civilization. 00:30:24.476 --> 00:30:26.676 Those were the exact words I wanted to hear. 00:30:26.676 --> 00:30:30.336 This is it! When I walk up these steps, I will be at the top level of parkour 00:30:30.336 --> 00:30:31.036 civilization. 00:30:31.036 --> 00:30:35.036 When I walked into the temple, I immediately saw massive statues. 00:30:35.036 --> 00:30:38.366 These statues looked like they were showing the parkour noobs and the 00:30:38.366 --> 00:30:41.606 parkour pros. They even had their boots on. This place is insane! 00:30:41.606 --> 00:30:43.317 I've never seen anything like this. 00:30:43.317 --> 00:30:47.568 I mean, look at these statu- What the? Gold boots? 00:30:47.568 --> 00:30:52.022 Who wears gold boots? This doesn't make any sense. 00:30:52.022 --> 00:30:58.184 What is this? Am I not at the top of parkour civilization?