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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hello, and welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.65,0:00:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today I'm gonna be teaching you how to be makeup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.34,0:00:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But before we do that,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.68,0:00:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you see these wrinkles?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.95,0:00:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see these bags?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.90,0:00:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we don't need either of these anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.06,0:00:14.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're doing makeup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.11,0:00:17.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Ryan: can you be a makeup guru?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.08,0:00:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, you're probably wondering,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.45,0:00:21.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who is this magic makeup man?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.47,0:00:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's no Michelle Phan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.13,0:00:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're right, I'm not Michelle Phan,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.97,0:00:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nor am I Michelle's fan or Michelle's fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.34,0:00:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Lotsov,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.55,0:00:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lotsov Phan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.92,0:00:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be teaching you how to be makeup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.81,0:00:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said that already.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.92,0:00:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First thing's first,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.04,0:00:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every makeup guru person thing knows that the first thing you do is cleanse your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.85,0:00:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Done!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.09,0:00:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next first step is to powder your entire face.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.13,0:00:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately for me, I had no powder,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.43,0:00:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I had to walk to the store.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.10,0:00:51.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But fortunately for me,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.31,0:00:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I met a guy along the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.61,0:00:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I didn't have to go all the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.77,0:00:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yo, what's up man?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.30,0:01:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna buy some of this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.57,0:01:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is that all you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a little bit more pricey than usual,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.18,0:01:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that's the price you pay when you order top-quality makeup brands like Mack.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.75,0:01:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that you have everything you need,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.68,0:01:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you must powder your entire face like so.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.54,0:01:18.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Done.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.54,0:01:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, you're ready for the last stage:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.49,0:01:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.49,0:01:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People like to use Lancome and Sephora.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.17,0:01:25.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what I like to use is the French:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.97,0:01:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crayole.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.74,0:01:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now that you have your eye stick,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.38,0:01:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what you want to do is gently and delicately color around your eyes as fast as you can like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.07,0:01:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finishing touches.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.14,0:01:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Done.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.14,0:01:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now that your look is complete,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.14,0:01:45.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remember kids, if it's not Mack it's crack.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.02,0:01:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good luck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.12,0:01:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Teehee.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.12,0:01:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So leave a question in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.61,0:01:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot more than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.95,0:01:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noisy birds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.75,0:01:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.15,0:02:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I didn't have to go all the way. (Captioned by SpongeSebastian)