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Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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[alarm buzzing]

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[parody of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry]

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-There's a black guy in my bed

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There's a ringing in my head

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Empty bottles on the floor

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A tied-up dead Asian whore

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I should probably take a bath

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Put some ointment on my rash

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Is there a piercing on my twat

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I don't remember getting that

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Pictures of last night

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Ended up online of me nude

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Retweet

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Who's that Mexican

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Did I get hitched again

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Oh, no

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-Sí.

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-Last Sunday night

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There, we drank until we dropped

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Neighbors trying to call the cops

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But no one can make us stop

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Last Sunday night

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Naked tennis in the park

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Tryin' to light a fat guy's fart

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Yeah, that wasn't very smart

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Last Sunday night

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Emo kids were getting crunk

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Trampoline when we were drunk

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Ended up not being fun

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Last Sunday night

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Getting Tasered by the cops

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Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa

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But this Sunday night

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Do it all again

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But this Sunday night

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Do it all again

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This Sunday night

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TGIS, TGIS, TGIS, TGIS

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TGIS! TGIS! TGIS! TGIS!

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Last Sunday night

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Pin the penis on the whore

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By the fire, making s'mores

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Have no DJ, 'cause we're poor

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Last Sunday night

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Got my hand stuck in a drain

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Never been in so much pain

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Even Paris Hilton came

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Last Sunday night

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Pool was full of chocolate milk

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Perfect for a lesbo-fight

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Tellin' racist jokes all night

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Last Sunday night

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Yeah, I think we went too far

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Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa

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But this Sunday night

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Do it all again

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-Yeah!

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[all cheering]

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-Oh, Aunt Hilda, you crazy bitch.

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So that's what Aunt Hilda does on her weekend,

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what do you do on yours?

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Leave me a comment or a video response in my crotch letting me know.

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So, I hope you guys liked that video.

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It was so much fun to make.

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I hope it was fun to watch.

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And I couldn't have done it without David Choi.

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He's the one who created the music.

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And also, thank you to my friend, Totally Sketch,

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who directed the video.

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And thank you to all my friends who showed up at my house on a Sunday

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and let me throw condoms and chocolate milk at you.

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[both yell]

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[yelling in slow motion]

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-[cracks up]

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-And before I go, I want to say thank you to you guys.

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Because without you, I wouldn't be doing this.

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And I haven't had this much fun in a long time.

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All right, I'll see you guys later. Have a good week.

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-Last Sunday night

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There, we drank until we dropped

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-It's Paris.

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Want to hook up?

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-Umm, is that cocaine on your face?

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-Cocaine? No.

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It's umm, ChapStick.

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So, do you want a Dirty Paris?

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-What's a Dirty Paris?

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-Sniff.

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-[sniffs]

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-Oh, yeah.

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-[groans]

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-I'd fuck him.

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-Do it all again