Captioned by SpongeSebastian
[alarm buzzing]
[parody of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry]
-There's a black guy in my bed
There's a ringing in my head
Empty bottles on the floor
A tied-up dead Asian whore
I should probably take a bath
Put some ointment on my rash
Is there a piercing on my twat
I don't remember getting that
Pictures of last night
Ended up online of me nude
Retweet
Who's that Mexican
Did I get hitched again
Oh, no
-Sí.
-Last Sunday night
There, we drank until we dropped
Neighbors trying to call the cops
But no one can make us stop
Last Sunday night
Naked tennis in the park
Tryin' to light a fat guy's fart
Yeah, that wasn't very smart
Last Sunday night
Emo kids were getting crunk
Trampoline when we were drunk
Ended up not being fun
Last Sunday night
Getting Tasered by the cops
Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa
But this Sunday night
Do it all again
But this Sunday night
Do it all again
This Sunday night
TGIS, TGIS, TGIS, TGIS
TGIS! TGIS! TGIS! TGIS!
Last Sunday night
Pin the penis on the whore
By the fire, making s'mores
Have no DJ, 'cause we're poor
Last Sunday night
Got my hand stuck in a drain
Never been in so much pain
Even Paris Hilton came
Last Sunday night
Pool was full of chocolate milk
Perfect for a lesbo-fight
Tellin' racist jokes all night
Last Sunday night
Yeah, I think we went too far
Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa
But this Sunday night
Do it all again
-Yeah!
[all cheering]
-Oh, Aunt Hilda, you crazy bitch.
So that's what Aunt Hilda does on her weekend,
what do you do on yours?
Leave me a comment or a video response in my crotch letting me know.
So, I hope you guys liked that video.
It was so much fun to make.
I hope it was fun to watch.
And I couldn't have done it without David Choi.
He's the one who created the music.
And also, thank you to my friend, Totally Sketch,
who directed the video.
And thank you to all my friends who showed up at my house on a Sunday
and let me throw condoms and chocolate milk at you.
[both yell]
[yelling in slow motion]
-[cracks up]
-And before I go, I want to say thank you to you guys.
Because without you, I wouldn't be doing this.
And I haven't had this much fun in a long time.
All right, I'll see you guys later. Have a good week.
-Last Sunday night
There, we drank until we dropped
-It's Paris.
Want to hook up?
-Umm, is that cocaine on your face?
-Cocaine? No.
It's umm, ChapStick.
So, do you want a Dirty Paris?
-What's a Dirty Paris?
-Sniff.
-[sniffs]
-Oh, yeah.
-[groans]
-I'd fuck him.
-Do it all again