1 00:00:02,429 --> 00:00:06,287 Captioned by SpongeSebastian 2 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:16,509 [alarm buzzing] 3 00:00:16,509 --> 00:00:24,346 [parody of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry] 4 00:00:24,346 --> 00:00:25,600 -There's a black guy in my bed 5 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,250 There's a ringing in my head 6 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:29,597 Empty bottles on the floor 7 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,556 A tied-up dead Asian whore 8 00:00:31,556 --> 00:00:33,176 I should probably take a bath 9 00:00:33,176 --> 00:00:35,109 Put some ointment on my rash 10 00:00:35,109 --> 00:00:36,792 Is there a piercing on my twat 11 00:00:36,792 --> 00:00:38,750 I don't remember getting that 12 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,750 Pictures of last night 13 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:44,173 Ended up online of me nude 14 00:00:44,173 --> 00:00:46,367 Retweet 15 00:00:46,367 --> 00:00:48,588 Who's that Mexican 16 00:00:48,588 --> 00:00:50,155 Did I get hitched again 17 00:00:50,155 --> 00:00:51,931 Oh, no 18 00:00:51,931 --> 00:00:53,420 -Sí. 19 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,092 -Last Sunday night 20 00:00:55,092 --> 00:00:57,182 There, we drank until we dropped 21 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,906 Neighbors trying to call the cops 22 00:00:58,906 --> 00:01:00,944 But no one can make us stop 23 00:01:00,944 --> 00:01:02,511 Last Sunday night 24 00:01:02,511 --> 00:01:04,418 Naked tennis in the park 25 00:01:04,418 --> 00:01:06,377 Tryin' to light a fat guy's fart 26 00:01:06,377 --> 00:01:08,519 Yeah, that wasn't very smart 27 00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:10,191 Last Sunday night 28 00:01:10,191 --> 00:01:12,176 Emo kids were getting crunk 29 00:01:12,176 --> 00:01:13,900 Trampoline when we were drunk 30 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:15,860 Ended up not being fun 31 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:17,740 Last Sunday night 32 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:19,830 Getting Tasered by the cops 33 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:23,592 Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa 34 00:01:23,592 --> 00:01:25,316 But this Sunday night 35 00:01:25,316 --> 00:01:31,083 Do it all again 36 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:34,433 But this Sunday night 37 00:01:34,433 --> 00:01:39,109 Do it all again 38 00:01:39,109 --> 00:01:40,625 This Sunday night 39 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:47,667 TGIS, TGIS, TGIS, TGIS 40 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:53,708 TGIS! TGIS! TGIS! TGIS! 41 00:01:53,708 --> 00:01:55,500 Last Sunday night 42 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,625 Pin the penis on the whore 43 00:01:57,625 --> 00:01:59,542 By the fire, making s'mores 44 00:01:59,542 --> 00:02:01,458 Have no DJ, 'cause we're poor 45 00:02:01,458 --> 00:02:03,292 Last Sunday night 46 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:05,250 Got my hand stuck in a drain 47 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,375 Never been in so much pain 48 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,125 Even Paris Hilton came 49 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:10,917 Last Sunday night 50 00:02:10,917 --> 00:02:12,750 Pool was full of chocolate milk 51 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:14,750 Perfect for a lesbo-fight 52 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:16,750 Tellin' racist jokes all night 53 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,500 Last Sunday night 54 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,904 Yeah, I think we went too far 55 00:02:20,904 --> 00:02:24,125 Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa 56 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:27,331 But this Sunday night 57 00:02:27,331 --> 00:02:30,542 Do it all again 58 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:32,958 -Yeah! 59 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:36,750 [all cheering] 60 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:39,375 -Oh, Aunt Hilda, you crazy bitch. 61 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:41,792 So that's what Aunt Hilda does on her weekend, 62 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:43,239 what do you do on yours? 63 00:02:43,239 --> 00:02:45,208 Leave me a comment or a video response in my crotch letting me know. 64 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,740 So, I hope you guys liked that video. 65 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:47,941 It was so much fun to make. 66 00:02:47,941 --> 00:02:48,941 I hope it was fun to watch. 67 00:02:48,941 --> 00:02:50,042 And I couldn't have done it without David Choi. 68 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:51,755 He's the one who created the music. 69 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,292 And also, thank you to my friend, Totally Sketch, 70 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:54,681 who directed the video. 71 00:02:54,681 --> 00:02:57,554 And thank you to all my friends who showed up at my house on a Sunday 72 00:02:57,554 --> 00:02:59,775 and let me throw condoms and chocolate milk at you. 73 00:02:59,775 --> 00:03:02,100 [both yell] 74 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,189 [yelling in slow motion] 75 00:03:04,189 --> 00:03:05,667 -[cracks up] 76 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:07,585 -And before I go, I want to say thank you to you guys. 77 00:03:07,585 --> 00:03:09,336 Because without you, I wouldn't be doing this. 78 00:03:09,336 --> 00:03:11,250 And I haven't had this much fun in a long time. 79 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:14,560 All right, I'll see you guys later. Have a good week. 80 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,917 -Last Sunday night 81 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:19,105 There, we drank until we dropped 82 00:03:19,105 --> 00:03:20,105 -It's Paris. 83 00:03:20,105 --> 00:03:22,266 Want to hook up? 84 00:03:22,266 --> 00:03:24,251 -Umm, is that cocaine on your face? 85 00:03:24,251 --> 00:03:26,750 -Cocaine? No. 86 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:29,554 It's umm, ChapStick. 87 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:32,083 So, do you want a Dirty Paris? 88 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:35,902 -What's a Dirty Paris? 89 00:03:35,902 --> 00:03:38,000 -Sniff. 90 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,500 -[sniffs] 91 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,292 -Oh, yeah. 92 00:03:42,292 --> 00:03:43,625 -[groans] 93 00:03:45,256 --> 00:03:47,500 -I'd fuck him. 94 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:52,620 -Do it all again