[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.43,0:00:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.78,0:00:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[alarm buzzing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.51,0:00:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[parody of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.35,0:00:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There's a black guy in my bed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.60,0:00:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a ringing in my head
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.25,0:00:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Empty bottles on the floor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.60,0:00:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A tied-up dead Asian whore
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.56,0:00:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should probably take a bath
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.18,0:00:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put some ointment on my rash
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.11,0:00:36.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there a piercing on my twat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.79,0:00:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't remember getting that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.75,0:00:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pictures of last night
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.75,0:00:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ended up online of me nude
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.17,0:00:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Retweet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.37,0:00:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's that Mexican
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.59,0:00:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did I get hitched again
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.16,0:00:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.93,0:00:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.42,0:00:55.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Last Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.09,0:00:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There, we drank until we dropped
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.18,0:00:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neighbors trying to call the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.91,0:01:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But no one can make us stop
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.94,0:01:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.51,0:01:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naked tennis in the park
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.42,0:01:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tryin' to light a fat guy's fart
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.38,0:01:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that wasn't very smart
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.52,0:01:10.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.19,0:01:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Emo kids were getting crunk
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.18,0:01:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trampoline when we were drunk
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.90,0:01:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ended up not being fun
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.86,0:01:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.74,0:01:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting Tasered by the cops
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.83,0:01:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.59,0:01:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.32,0:01:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it all again
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.08,0:01:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.43,0:01:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it all again
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.11,0:01:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.62,0:01:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TGIS, TGIS, TGIS, TGIS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.67,0:01:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TGIS! TGIS! TGIS! TGIS!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.71,0:01:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.50,0:01:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pin the penis on the whore
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.62,0:01:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the fire, making s'mores
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.54,0:02:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have no DJ, 'cause we're poor
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.46,0:02:03.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.29,0:02:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got my hand stuck in a drain
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.25,0:02:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never been in so much pain
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.38,0:02:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even Paris Hilton came
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.12,0:02:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.92,0:02:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pool was full of chocolate milk
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.75,0:02:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect for a lesbo-fight
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.75,0:02:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tellin' racist jokes all night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.75,0:02:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.50,0:02:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I think we went too far
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.90,0:02:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.12,0:02:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.33,0:02:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it all again
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.54,0:02:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.96,0:02:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[all cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.75,0:02:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, Aunt Hilda, you crazy bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.38,0:02:41.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's what Aunt Hilda does on her weekend,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.79,0:02:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do you do on yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.24,0:02:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave me a comment or a video response in my crotch letting me know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.21,0:02:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I hope you guys liked that video.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.74,0:02:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was so much fun to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.94,0:02:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope it was fun to watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.94,0:02:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I couldn't have done it without David Choi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.04,0:02:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the one who created the music.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.76,0:02:53.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And also, thank you to my friend, Totally Sketch,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.29,0:02:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who directed the video.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.68,0:02:57.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And thank you to all my friends who showed up at my house on a Sunday
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.55,0:02:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let me throw condoms and chocolate milk at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.78,0:03:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both yell]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.10,0:03:04.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[yelling in slow motion]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.19,0:03:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[cracks up]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.67,0:03:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And before I go, I want to say thank you to you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.58,0:03:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because without you, I wouldn't be doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.34,0:03:11.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I haven't had this much fun in a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.25,0:03:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I'll see you guys later. Have a good week.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.56,0:03:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Last Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.92,0:03:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There, we drank until we dropped
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.10,0:03:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's Paris.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.10,0:03:22.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want to hook up?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.27,0:03:24.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Umm, is that cocaine on your face?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.25,0:03:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cocaine? No.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.75,0:03:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's umm, ChapStick.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.55,0:03:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, do you want a Dirty Paris?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.08,0:03:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's a Dirty Paris?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.90,0:03:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sniff.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.00,0:03:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[sniffs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.50,0:03:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.29,0:03:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.26,0:03:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'd fuck him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.56,0:03:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Do it all again