Captioned by SpongeSebastian

[alarm buzzing]

[parody of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry]

-There's a black guy in my bed

There's a ringing in my head

Empty bottles on the floor

A tied-up dead Asian whore

I should probably take a bath

Put some ointment on my rash

Is there a piercing on my twat

I don't remember getting that

Pictures of last night

Ended up online of me nude

Retweet

Who's that Mexican

Did I get hitched again

Oh, no

-Sí.

-Last Sunday night

There, we drank until we dropped

Neighbors trying to call the cops

But no one can make us stop

Last Sunday night

Naked tennis in the park

Tryin' to light a fat guy's fart

Yeah, that wasn't very smart

Last Sunday night

Emo kids were getting crunk

Trampoline when we were drunk

Ended up not being fun

Last Sunday night

Getting Tasered by the cops

Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa

But this Sunday night

Do it all again

But this Sunday night

Do it all again

This Sunday night

TGIS, TGIS, TGIS, TGIS

TGIS! TGIS! TGIS! TGIS!

Last Sunday night

Pin the penis on the whore

By the fire, making s'mores

Have no DJ, 'cause we're poor

Last Sunday night

Got my hand stuck in a drain

Never been in so much pain

Even Paris Hilton came

Last Sunday night

Pool was full of chocolate milk

Perfect for a lesbo-fight

Tellin' racist jokes all night

Last Sunday night

Yeah, I think we went too far

Always say we're gonna stop-op-ooh-whoa

But this Sunday night

Do it all again

-Yeah!

[all cheering]

-Oh, Aunt Hilda, you crazy bitch.

So that's what Aunt Hilda does on her weekend,

what do you do on yours?

Leave me a comment or a video response in my crotch letting me know.

So, I hope you guys liked that video.

It was so much fun to make.

I hope it was fun to watch.

And I couldn't have done it without David Choi.

He's the one who created the music.

And also, thank you to my friend, Totally Sketch,

who directed the video.

And thank you to all my friends who showed up at my house on a Sunday

and let me throw condoms and chocolate milk at you.

[both yell]

[yelling in slow motion]

-[cracks up]

-And before I go, I want to say thank you to you guys.

Because without you, I wouldn't be doing this.

And I haven't had this much fun in a long time.

All right, I'll see you guys later. Have a good week.

-Last Sunday night

There, we drank until we dropped

-It's Paris.

Want to hook up?

-Umm, is that cocaine on your face?

-Cocaine? No.

It's umm, ChapStick.

So, do you want a Dirty Paris?

-What's a Dirty Paris?

-Sniff.

-[sniffs]

-Oh, yeah.

-[groans]

-I'd fuck him.

-Do it all again