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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.19,0:00:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lobsters are turning into humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.11,0:00:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.32,0:00:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So check this out guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.58,0:00:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this picture of this claw.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.68,0:00:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look at my hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.85,0:00:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now back to the claw.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.11,0:00:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look at my hand
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look at the claw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look at my hand
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they turning into us?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, this is a six-claw\Nlobster named Lola
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she's beautiful just the way she is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lola was captured in Massachusetts.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's about 10 years old \Nand weighs 4 pounds.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last week, she was donated to \Nthe Maine State Aquarium
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where she'll be able to hang out\Nwith some other friends of her caliber.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This aquarium has two other lobsters\Nwith deformed claws
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but nothing as amazing as Lola.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So how did this deformity happen?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well there's two ways
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Either she was born with it which\Nmakes it a result of genetic mutation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or she was in some crazy \Nlobster fight club
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she lost her claw, and it grew back\Nthis way through regeneration
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which would make her the\Nnewest member of the X-Men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I mean the X lobsters
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The super sea creatures
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I reach out to Amy Hayden Rodri,\Nthe aquarium manager of \Nthe maine state aquarium
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is what she told me \Nabout lobster regeneration
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While some lobsters can be born with \Nthese kind of deformities,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many of them have this happen \Nwhen they have lost a limb
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and are trying to regenerate
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The genetic 'message' sent
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sometimes gets skewed or replicated,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,resulting in extra sets of claws,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or in the case of 'Lola' extra 'fingers'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She also says that she has never seen\Nanything like this before
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the meat of the lobster should not\Nbe affected by their deformity
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm feeling very hungry
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so pass the butter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm kidding, I'd never eat a lobster.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They look like aliens. They're aliens.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lobsters are aliens.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right guys, that's it for this episode.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be sure to check out our other \Nepisodes over here
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let me know in the comments what\Nyou guys want to see.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've been reading the comments
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we love it
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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, well, I'll see you guys tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hairy mammals
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, what's your favourite crustation?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me know in the comments below!