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(Meg) Hey, Brian

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(Brian) Oh, Meg, hey.

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Hey, listen, I hope you're feeling all right about

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our little talk the other day.

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You know, about us being just friends and all.

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(Meg) Yeah. No, I'm fine, I'm fine. And...

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hey, look, I wanted to thank you for being so great to me

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So, I baked you a pie.

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(Brian) Oh, wow. Hey, that looks delicious.

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Mmm, oh, this is good. What's in there?

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(Meg) Well, there's some apples and some cinnamon

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and my hair.

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(Brian) What?!

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(Meg) My hair's in the pie, Brian.

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And now it's inside of you.

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Part of me is inside of you, Brian.

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Do you feel me, Brian?

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Do you feel me inside of you?

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(Stewie) Ooh, you got some pie, huh?

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Can I have a piece?

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(Brian) Uh, sure.

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(Stewie) Oooh, Let me have some of that Cool "Hwhip?"

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(Brian) What'd you say?

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(Stewie) You can't have a pie without Cool Hwhip.

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(Brian) Cool Hwhip?

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(Stewie) Cool Hwhip, yeah.

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(Brian) You mean Cool Whip.

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(Stewie) Yeah, Cool Hwhip.

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(Brian) Cool Whip.

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(Stewie) Cool Hwhip.

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(Brian) Cool Whip.

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(Stewie) Cool Hwhip.

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(Brian) You're saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the "H"?

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(Stewie) What are you talking about? I'm just saying it, Cool Hwhip.

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You put Cool Hwhip on pie. Pie tastes better with Cool Hwhip.

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(Brian) Say "whip."

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(Stewie) Whip.

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(Brian) Now say Cool Whip

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(Stewie) Cool Hwhip

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(Brian) Cool Whip.

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(Stewie) Cool Hwhip

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(Brian) Cool Whip.

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(Stewie) Cool Hwhip.

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(Brian) You're eating hair!