(Meg) Hey, Brian
(Brian) Oh, Meg, hey.
Hey, listen, I hope you're feeling all right about
our little talk the other day.
You know, about us being just friends and all.
(Meg) Yeah. No, I'm fine, I'm fine. And...
hey, look, I wanted to thank you for being so great to me
So, I baked you a pie.
(Brian) Oh, wow. Hey, that looks delicious.
Mmm, oh, this is good. What's in there?
(Meg) Well, there's some apples and some cinnamon
and my hair.
(Brian) What?!
(Meg) My hair's in the pie, Brian.
And now it's inside of you.
Part of me is inside of you, Brian.
Do you feel me, Brian?
Do you feel me inside of you?
(Stewie) Ooh, you got some pie, huh?
Can I have a piece?
(Brian) Uh, sure.
(Stewie) Oooh, Let me have some of that Cool "Hwhip?"
(Brian) What'd you say?
(Stewie) You can't have a pie without Cool Hwhip.
(Brian) Cool Hwhip?
(Stewie) Cool Hwhip, yeah.
(Brian) You mean Cool Whip.
(Stewie) Yeah, Cool Hwhip.
(Brian) Cool Whip.
(Stewie) Cool Hwhip.
(Brian) Cool Whip.
(Stewie) Cool Hwhip.
(Brian) You're saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the "H"?
(Stewie) What are you talking about? I'm just saying it, Cool Hwhip.
You put Cool Hwhip on pie. Pie tastes better with Cool Hwhip.
(Brian) Say "whip."
(Stewie) Whip.
(Brian) Now say Cool Whip
(Stewie) Cool Hwhip
(Brian) Cool Whip.
(Stewie) Cool Hwhip
(Brian) Cool Whip.
(Stewie) Cool Hwhip.
(Brian) You're eating hair!