From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD
an exctiting new development
in parental technonlogy
do you find yourself working
long hours with no sustenance?
Hire a mum provides regular support
when you need it most
oh thank you!
No matter what your
needs hire a mum has you covered
We have the chef mum
with 25 yrs of restaurant exp
Who can whip you up nutritionist meals.
For only $50 a serving
We also have the Tradie mum
Who can fix anything and everything.
Including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than plumber or builder.
Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain
Only $75 an hour
We have the Tutor Mum
With PHDs in
mathmatics, buisness, and psycgology
Able to help you
with your university assignments
For the low low price
of $100 per subject
Our scientist have been working
day and night to bring you...
...patented temp. control technology.
Bye mum.
Just wait.
Bye love.
All of our mums are standing by
Waiting to be dispatched
as soon as you call.
For a limited time only
and at no extra cost...
...our mums come equipped
with morale boosting capabilities.
and i cant even believe that he broke up
with me you know?
I know.
So next time you're hungry, cold,
or just need some love.
Why not hire a mum?