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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an exctiting new development \Nin parental technonlogy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you find yourself working \Nlong hours with no sustenance?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hire a mum provides regular support\Nwhen you need it most
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh thank you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what your \Nneeds hire a mum has you covered
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the chef mum \Nwith 25 yrs of restaurant exp
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who can whip you up nutritionist meals.\NFor only $50 a serving
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We also have the Tradie mum\NWho can fix anything and everything.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Including the kitchen sink.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More reliable than plumber or builder.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only $75 an hour
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the Tutor Mum
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With PHDs in \Nmathmatics, buisness, and psycgology
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Able to help you\Nwith your university assignments
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the low low price\Nof $100 per subject
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our scientist have been working\Nday and night to bring you...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...patented temp. control technology.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye mum.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wait.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye love.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of our mums are standing by
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Waiting to be dispatched \Nas soon as you call.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For a limited time only \Nand at no extra cost...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...our mums come equipped\Nwith morale boosting capabilities.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and i cant even believe that he broke up\Nwith me you know?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So next time you're hungry, cold, \Nor just need some love.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not hire a mum?