From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD
an exctiting new development in parental technonlogy
do you find yourself working long hours with no sustenance?
Hire a mum provides regular support when you need it most
oh thank you!
No matter what your needs hire a mum has you covered
We have the chef mum with 25 yrs of restaurant exp
Who can whip you up nutritionist meals. For only $50 a serving
We also have the Tradie mum Who can fix anything and everything.
Including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than plumber or builder.
Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain
Only $75 an hour
We have the Tutor Mum
With PHDs in mathmatics, buisness, and psycgology
Able to help you with your university assignments
For the low low price of $100 per subject
Our scientist have been working day and night to bring you...
...patented temp. control technology.
Bye mum.
Just wait.
Bye love.
All of our mums are standing by
Waiting to be dispatched as soon as you call.
For a limited time only and at no extra cost...
...our mums come equipped with morale boosting capabilities.
and i cant even believe that he broke up with me you know?
I know.
So next time you're hungry, cold, or just need some love.
Why not hire a mum?