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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.68,0:00:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you RENTAL \NDAD, an exciting new development... {\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.01,0:00:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...in parental technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.16,0:00:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Do you find yourself working long hours\Nwith no sustenance? Hire-A-Mum provides...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.42,0:00:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}....regular support, when you \Nneed it most.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:23.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.50,0:00:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum\Nhas you covered.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.74,0:00:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the Chef Mom with 25 years\Nof restaurant experience, who can...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.83,0:00:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...whip you uphealthy nutritious meals \Nfor only $50 a serving.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.93,0:00:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We also have the Tradie Mom.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.10,0:00:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Who can fix anything & everything.\NIncluding the kitchen sink.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.26,0:00:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}More reliable than plumber or builder,\NTradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.45,0:00:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Only $75 an hour.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.13,0:01:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the Tutor Mom with PhD in \Nmathematics, business, and psychology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.50,0:01:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Able to help you with your university\Nassignments, for the low low price of...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.30,0:01:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...$100 per hour per subject.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.17,0:01:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Our scientist have been working day &\Nnight to bring you patented temperature...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.31,0:01:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...control technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.86,0:01:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bye mom.\N-Just wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.61,0:01:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye love.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.29,0:01:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}All of our moms are standing by.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.71,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Waiting to be dispatched \Nas soon as you call.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.50,0:01:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For a limited time only and at no extra \Ncost, our moms come equipped with...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.98,0:01:50.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}morale boosting capabilities.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.58,0:01:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I cant even believe that he broke up\Nwith me, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.79,0:01:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.63,0:02:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So next time you're hungry,...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.44,0:02:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...cold,...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.05,0:02:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...or just need some love.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.09,0:02:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Why not Hire-A-Mum?{\i0}