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<i>From the people who brought you Rental [br]Dad, an exciting new development... </i>

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<i>...in parental technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourself working long hours[br]with no sustenance? Hire-A-Mum provides...</i>

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<i>....regular support, when you [br]need it most.</i>

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Ah, thank you!

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<i>No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum[br]has you covered.</i>

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<i>We have the Chef Mom with 25 years[br]of restaurant experience, who can...</i>

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<i>...whip you up healthy nutritious meals [br]for only $50 a serving.</i>

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<i>We also have the Tradie Mom.</i>

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<i>Who can fix anything &amp; everything.[br]Including the kitchen sink.</i>

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<i>More reliable than plumber or builder,[br]Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.</i>

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<i>Only $75 an hour.</i>

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<i>We have the Tutor Mom with PhD in [br]mathematics, business, and psychology.</i>

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<i>Able to help you with your university[br]assignments, for the low low price of...</i>

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<i>...$100 per hour per subject.</i>

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<i>Our scientist have been working day &amp;[br]night to bring you patented temperature...</i>

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<i>...control technology.</i>

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-Bye mom.[br]-Just wait.

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Bye love.

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<i>All of our moms are standing by.</i>

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<i>Waiting to be dispatched [br]as soon as you call.</i>

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<i>For a limited time only and at no extra [br]cost, our moms come equipped with...</i>

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<i>morale boosting capabilities.</i>

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And I cant even believe that he broke up[br]with me, you know?

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I know.

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<i>So next time you're hungry,...</i>

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<i>...cold,...</i>

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<i>...or just need some love.</i>

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<i>Why not Hire-A-Mum?</i>