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<i>From the people who brought you Rental 
Dad, an exciting new development... </i>

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<i>...in parental technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance? Hire-A-Mum provides...</i>

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<i>....regular support, when you 
need it most.</i>

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Ah, thank you!

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<i>No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum
has you covered.</i>

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<i>We have the Chef Mom with 25 years
of restaurant experience, who can...</i>

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<i>...whip you up healthy nutritious meals 
for only $50 a serving.</i>

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<i>We also have the Tradie Mom.</i>

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<i>Who can fix anything &amp; everything.
Including the kitchen sink.</i>

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<i>More reliable than plumber or builder,
Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.</i>

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<i>Only $75 an hour.</i>

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<i>We have the Tutor Mom with PhD in 
mathematics, business, and psychology.</i>

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<i>Able to help you with your university
assignments, for the low low price of...</i>

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<i>...$100 per hour per subject.</i>

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<i>Our scientist have been working day &amp;
night to bring you patented temperature...</i>

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<i>...control technology.</i>

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-Bye mom.
-Just wait.

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Bye love.

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<i>All of our moms are standing by.</i>

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<i>Waiting to be dispatched 
as soon as you call.</i>

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<i>For a limited time only and at no extra 
cost, our moms come equipped with...</i>

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<i>morale boosting capabilities.</i>

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And I cant even believe that he broke up
with me, you know?

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I know.

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<i>So next time you're hungry,...</i>

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<i>...cold,...</i>

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<i>...or just need some love.</i>

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<i>Why not Hire-A-Mum?</i>