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<i>From the people who brought you 
RENTAL DAD...</i>

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...an exciting new development 
in parental technology.

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Do you find yourself working 
long hours with no sustenance?

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Hire a mum provides regular support
when you need it most.

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Oh thank you!

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No matter what your needs hire a mum
has you covered.

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We have the chef mum 
with 25 years of restaurant experience

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Who can whip you up nutritionist meals.
For only $50 a serving

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We also have the Tradie mum
Who can fix anything and everything.

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Including the kitchen sink.

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More reliable than plumber or builder.

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Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain

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Only $75 an hour

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We have the Tutor Mum

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With PHDs in 
mathmatics, buisness, and psycgology

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Able to help you
with your university assignments

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For the low low price
of $100 per subject

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Our scientist have been working
day and night to bring you...

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...patented temp. control technology.

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Bye mum.

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Just wait.

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Bye love.

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All of our mums are standing by

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Waiting to be dispatched 
as soon as you call.

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For a limited time only 
and at no extra cost...

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...our mums come equipped
with morale boosting capabilities.

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and i cant even believe that he broke up
with me you know?

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I know.

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So next time you're hungry, cold, 
or just need some love.

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Why not hire a mum?