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From the people who brought you
RENTAL DAD...
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...an exciting new development
in parental technology.
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Do you find yourself working
long hours with no sustenance?
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Hire a mum provides regular support
when you need it most.
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Oh thank you!
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No matter what your needs hire a mum
has you covered.
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We have the chef mum
with 25 years of restaurant experience
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Who can whip you up nutritionist meals.
For only $50 a serving
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We also have the Tradie mum
Who can fix anything and everything.
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Including the kitchen sink.
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More reliable than plumber or builder.
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Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain
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Only $75 an hour
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We have the Tutor Mum
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With PHDs in
mathmatics, buisness, and psycgology
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Able to help you
with your university assignments
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For the low low price
of $100 per hour per subject.
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Our scientist have been working
day and night to bring you...
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...patented temp. control technology.
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Bye mum.
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Just wait.
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Bye love.
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All of our mums are standing by
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Waiting to be dispatched
as soon as you call.
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For a limited time only
and at no extra cost...
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...our mums come equipped
with morale boosting capabilities.
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and i cant even believe that he broke up
with me you know?
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I know.
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So next time you're hungry...
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...cold...
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...or just need some love.
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Why not hire a mum?