1 00:00:01,805 --> 00:00:03,997 From the people who brought you RENTAL DAD... 2 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:06,790 ...an exciting new development in parental technology. 3 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:13,705 Do you find yourself working long hours with no sustenance? 4 00:00:14,225 --> 00:00:17,500 Hire a mum provides regular support when you need it most. 5 00:00:21,419 --> 00:00:24,070 Oh thank you! 6 00:00:32,497 --> 00:00:36,497 No matter what your needs hire a mum has you covered. 7 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:40,400 We have the chef mum with 25 years of restaurant experience 8 00:00:41,047 --> 00:00:45,047 Who can whip you up nutritionist meals. For only $50 a serving 9 00:00:46,308 --> 00:00:49,748 We also have the Tradie mum Who can fix anything and everything. 10 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:51,616 Including the kitchen sink. 11 00:00:51,902 --> 00:00:53,714 More reliable than plumber or builder. 12 00:00:54,165 --> 00:00:56,155 Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain 13 00:00:56,738 --> 00:00:58,304 Only $75 an hour 14 00:00:59,177 --> 00:01:00,417 We have the Tutor Mum 15 00:01:00,472 --> 00:01:04,012 With PHDs in mathmatics, buisness, and psycgology 16 00:01:04,292 --> 00:01:06,592 Able to help you with your university assignments 17 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:10,990 For the low low price of $100 per hour per subject. 18 00:01:11,711 --> 00:01:14,591 Our scientist have been working day and night to bring you... 19 00:01:14,822 --> 00:01:16,602 ...patented temp. control technology. 20 00:01:18,975 --> 00:01:19,935 Bye mum. 21 00:01:20,609 --> 00:01:21,629 Just wait. 22 00:01:32,609 --> 00:01:33,619 Bye love. 23 00:01:36,447 --> 00:01:38,382 All of our mums are standing by 24 00:01:38,538 --> 00:01:40,831 Waiting to be dispatched as soon as you call. 25 00:01:44,529 --> 00:01:47,009 For a limited time only and at no extra cost... 26 00:01:47,601 --> 00:01:51,121 ...our mums come equipped with morale boosting capabilities. 27 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:54,949 and i cant even believe that he broke up with me you know? 28 00:01:55,786 --> 00:01:57,796 I know. 29 00:02:00,631 --> 00:02:03,361 So next time you're hungry... 30 00:02:04,436 --> 00:02:06,596 ...cold... 31 00:02:07,052 --> 00:02:09,826 ...or just need some love. 32 00:02:10,102 --> 00:02:11,862 Why not hire a mum?