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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.80,0:00:03.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you \NRENTAL DAD...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.22,0:00:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...an exciting new development \Nin parental technology.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.58,0:00:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you find yourself working \Nlong hours with no sustenance?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.22,0:00:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hire a mum provides regular support\Nwhen you need it most.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.42,0:00:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.50,0:00:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what your needs hire a mum\Nhas you covered.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.17,0:00:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the chef mum \Nwith 25 years of restaurant experience
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.05,0:00:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who can whip you up nutritionist meals.\NFor only $50 a serving
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.31,0:00:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We also have the Tradie mum\NWho can fix anything and everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.17,0:00:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Including the kitchen sink.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.90,0:00:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More reliable than plumber or builder.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.16,0:00:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only $75 an hour
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.18,0:01:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the Tutor Mum
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.47,0:01:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With PHDs in \Nmathmatics, buisness, and psycgology
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.29,0:01:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Able to help you\Nwith your university assignments
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.83,0:01:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For the low low price\Nof $100 per hour per subject.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.71,0:01:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our scientist have been working\Nday and night to bring you...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.82,0:01:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...patented temp. control technology.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.98,0:01:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye mum.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.61,0:01:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.61,0:01:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye love.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.45,0:01:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of our mums are standing by
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.54,0:01:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Waiting to be dispatched \Nas soon as you call.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.53,0:01:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For a limited time only \Nand at no extra cost...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.60,0:01:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...our mums come equipped\Nwith morale boosting capabilities.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.58,0:01:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and i cant even believe that he broke up\Nwith me you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.79,0:01:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.63,0:02:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So next time you're hungry...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.44,0:02:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...cold...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.05,0:02:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...or just need some love.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.10,0:02:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not hire a mum?