From the people who brought you
RENTAL DAD
An exciting new development...
... in parental technology.
Do you find yourself working
long hours with no sustenance?
Hire-A-Mum provides regular support
when you need it most.
Oh thank you!
No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum
has you covered.
We have the Chef Mum
with 25 years of restaurant experience.
Who can whip you up nutritionist meals.
For only $50 a serving
We also have the Tradie Mum.
Who can fix anything and everything.
Including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than plumber or builder.
Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.
Only $75 an hour
We have the Tutor Mum with PhD in...
...mathematics, business, and psychology.
Able to help you with your...
university assignments.
For the low low price
of $100 per hour per subject.
Our scientist have been working...
...day and night to bring you
patented temp. control technology.
-Bye Mum.
-Just wait.
Bye love.
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Waiting to be dispatched
as soon as you call.
For a limited time only...
... and at no extra cost...
...our Mums come equipped
with morale boosting capabilities.
And i cant even believe that he broke up
with me, you know?
I know.
So next time you're hungry...
...cold...
...or just need some love.
Why not Hire-A-Mum?