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<i>From the people who brought you</i>

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<i>RENTAL DAD</i>

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<i>An exciting new development...</i>

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<i>... in parental technology.</i>

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<i>Do you find yourself working [br]long hours with no sustenance?</i>

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<i>Hire-A-Mum provides regular support[br]when you need it most.</i>

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Oh thank you!

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<i>No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum[br]has you covered.</i>

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<i>We have the Chef Mum [br]with 25 years of restaurant experience.</i>

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<i>Who can whip you up nutritionist meals.[br]For only $50 a serving</i>

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<i>We also have the Tradie Mum.</i>

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<i>Who can fix anything and everything.</i>

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<i>Including the kitchen sink.</i>

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<i>More reliable than plumber or builder.</i>

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<i>Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.</i>

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<i>Only $75 an hour</i>

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<i>We have the Tutor Mum with PhD in... </i>

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<i>...mathematics, business, and psychology.</i>

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<i>Able to help you with your...</i>

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<i>university assignments.</i>

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<i>For the low low price[br]of $100 per hour per subject.</i>

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<i>Our scientist have been working...</i>

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<i>...day and night to bring you [br]patented temp. control technology.</i>

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-Bye Mum.[br]-Just wait.

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Bye love.

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<i>All of our Mums are standing by.</i>

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<i>Waiting to be dispatched [br]as soon as you call.</i>

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<i>For a limited time only...</i>

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<i>... and at no extra cost...</i>

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<i>...our Mums come equipped[br]with morale boosting capabilities.</i>

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And i cant even believe that he broke up[br]with me, you know?

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I know.

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<i>So next time you're hungry...</i>

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<i>...cold...</i>

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<i>...or just need some love.</i>

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