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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.68,0:00:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}From the people who brought you{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.18,0:00:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}RENTAL DAD{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.22,0:00:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}An exciting new development...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.25,0:00:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}... in parental technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.58,0:00:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Do you find yourself working \Nlong hours with no sustenance?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.22,0:00:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Hire-A-Mum provides regular support\Nwhen you need it most.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:23.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.50,0:00:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}No matter what your needs Hire-A-Mum\Nhas you covered.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.74,0:00:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the Chef Mum \Nwith 25 years of restaurant experience.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.83,0:00:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Who can whip you up nutritionist meals.\NFor only $50 a serving{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.93,0:00:47.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We also have the Tradie Mum.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.10,0:00:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Who can fix anything and everything.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.17,0:00:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Including the kitchen sink.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.90,0:00:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}More reliable than plumber or builder.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.92,0:00:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.45,0:00:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Only $75 an hour{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.47,0:01:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We have the Tutor Mum with PhD in... {\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.47,0:01:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...mathematics, business, and psychology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.50,0:01:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Able to help you with your...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.55,0:01:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}university assignments.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.83,0:01:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For the low low price\Nof $100 per hour per subject.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.17,0:01:13.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Our scientist have been working...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.17,0:01:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...day and night to bring you \Npatented temp. control technology.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.86,0:01:22.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bye Mum.\N-Just wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.61,0:01:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye love.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.29,0:01:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}All of our Mums are standing by.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.42,0:01:40.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Waiting to be dispatched \Nas soon as you call.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.51,0:01:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For a limited time only...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.51,0:01:48.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}... and at no extra cost...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.51,0:01:51.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...our Mums come equipped\Nwith morale boosting capabilities.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.58,0:01:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And i cant even believe that he broke up\Nwith me, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.79,0:01:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.63,0:02:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}So next time you're hungry...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.44,0:02:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...cold...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.05,0:02:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...or just need some love.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.10,0:02:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Why not Hire-A-Mum?{\i0}